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An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, ''When the food finish, buy more''. The Yoruba man also dropped €500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. See Igbo man sense ooooo

boko haram

Natasha,,:
hmm na wa oh WETIN BE FUCKEE?  

Bad guy!!!!!

mekaboy:
  YEYE PREDICTION, NA FOOTBALL GAMBLING PREDICTION HE SABI- WHY HE NO GO CONVERT HIS PROPHESSY TO SOMETHING MORE SIGNIFICANT? IF WE LOOSE WE GO DIE? WHY HE NO TELL US ABOUT THE UN BOMB BLAST OR THE JOS KILLINGS ? NA FOOTBALL . NONSENSE .

WHO NO FIT PROPHESY FOOTBALL MATCH. OYA MAKE I PROPHESY NOW.

MAKE UNA LISTEN OO.

NIGERIA WILL LOOSE THIS MATCH UNLESS, THEY OVERCOME THE FEAR OF THEIR OPONENT, PLAY TOGETHER AS A TEAM AND NOT SELFISH, AND PLAY ORGANIZED FOOTBALL.

IF NOT, TRUST ME. THEY WILL LOOSE.

AM I NOT A PROPHET .

spot on. That's all that takes to be a prophet like his likes.
If he wants to have an handshake & picture with the super stars,
he should say so, or go to Abuja for that, instead of trying to indirectly invite them to make his gathering(fellowship) credible.

I know eagles will win. 4get that man's prediction.

Nigeria does not need prayers, Nigerians do!!!

box body!
9.5 tonnes
6 cylinder.
Asking 1.85M

FOR AN AMAZING PRICE, YOU CAN DRIVE IT HOME.
PLS, CONTACT 08028075263.

Am offering it to Mr President because its portrays the state of our beloved country.

eddy42k:
pls make an offer but will need to be converted to normal hand cos it rite hand now

it does not need convertion as long as its sold to Oga Goodluck because the Porsche car, Nigeria is being driven wrongly too.

sell it to goodluck as an official car!

Teacher: where is your homework?
Student: I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you, !!

too much liquid content from their hubby.

He did not visit 9ja, He visited lagos.

i tot its been banned since.

We have to revive this forum pls.
Anybody in agreement?

PRAISE GOD. I NOW LIVE IN IKEJA GRA.
I WISH IT WILL RAIN (FLOOD) AGAIN, WHO KNOWS MY HOUSE CAN FLOW TO LAS PARMAS

Like we used to say those days "To serve Nigeria is not by force". Am sure your parents wont allow you to go to "Boko Haram republic ". Be wise friend.

THANKS GUYS. IT'S NOT EASY TO WAKE UP TWICE TO TAKE THEM TO THE GENTS AT ALL.
HE HAS TO TRY SHA. HIS DAUGHTER GETS EMBARRASSED MOST TIMES.

, AND THIS IS BECOMING VERY EMBARRASSING WITH NAUSEATING SMELLS. DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA HOW THIS CAN BE DEALT WITH?

Ewu!!!! self recognition.

crocodile tears!
They must be crying for the money they will miss especially for those that are not coming back!
Ewuuuuuuuuuu tears!!!!

unseriousness dey worry u.

Governor oyato, has no choice. He is buying sympathy from the new gov. He should mention the legacies he is leaving behind. The legacy of bleaching and leg- chain wearing? Never will we have those kind of personalities in Government in an literate, exposed and urbane society like yorubaland in Jesus name.
AmeN!!!!

Adieu, my friend, my  former colleague.
To everyone, time wait for no one. You should make up your mind to give your life to JESUS CHRIST, TODAY.
PLEASE  DO SO NOW!!!

Visa to where? Give no agent(s) your money.
We need to know whether you are qualified for that visa first.
So,

Obasanjo, thanks no thanks.
Pls, go die in your farm or in the mansion Julius Berger built for you.
Thank you for your proposal, we no want.
R.I.P in advance!!!

For the 1st time since i lost my palle in 1993, i broke down when i heard this sad news yesterday. To think that we exchange numbers last month. Too bad. Nigeria just lost a gem.
RIP MY PAL!