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How do one describe a supreme being "who while i was yet a sinner He sent HIS son to die for ME" A BEING who did not consider all atrocities i ve comitted but made me a joint heir to HIS throne, a GOD who, HE IS AWESOME, HE is, indescribable, He just too much, HE is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people should always look before they leap. if the poster has actually looked deeply before getting into the relationship, she would ve sensed that ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD. its a lesson to others. marriage is a serious spiritual action, hence, it needs GOD's guidance;seek it with sincre mindset. There are no perfect marriages thou, but while some are enjoying it, most people are enduring theirs. You have a choice. Most marriages lacks solid foundation,hence, they have already collapsed even during courtship. She should get closer to GOD, pray and believe that his hubby too will follow suit very soon.She can only pray!!!!we should join her in it too.

obanikoro2:
@everyone

hope all of u had a great weekend. Mine was ok with enough rest.

The service of songs and burial of my friend that died is on the 13th & 14th of sept, please pray for the success of the whole thing and God's grace and comfort for the family and friends before, during and after the events.

Please I want the house to also pray for my forth coming exams in December and my preparation. Pray against any hindrance to effective study and for God's knowledge, wisdom and understanding to come upon me.

love u guys

i had a nice weekend, thou i lost my grandmum, at the young age of 105yrs.And we have to bury her immediately,(my maternal family is muslim).

Koro, the LORD strenghten you, empower you, and refresh you for success in your exams. we will celebrate 2gether when your result comes out.It is well!

Thank God i stumble on this post, something happened to me yesterday and till now am not out of it.

During my family morning devotion yesterday, my home phone rang, we had to answer the call in between the devotion, when we return to devotion i had an intrusion that we ve erred, we asked for forgiveness and continued our devotion.

Few minutes afterwards, the phone rang again, my wife picked it again,because it was an international call.i wasn't comfortable with it but,went ahead to round off the meeting with GOD.

On my way to the office, i had to stop over at the airport, over there, i needed to make a call, i deep my hand in my trouser pocket, to my greatest surprise, my mobile phone was missing.You can imagine what happened afterward!

When i asked myself but why?, God told me that recently i ve been unattached from my phones, that i had the effontery to hang Him on to answer a mere creation of HIM.

When we pray, give Him your total attention. No distractions!!! pls, learn from me.

i paid (more than 600 contacts) dearly for that!

Even now, am weeping inside of me not for the phone or contact but, for what GOD said about it!!!

pls, could you join me to ask for forgiveness from HIM who is merciful in abundance!!!

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in
the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation
was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the
dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few
words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I
heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had
stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie
his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from
his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and
gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew
that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine
parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession"

Moral: STOP AFRICAN TIME AND DON'T EVER BE LATE !!

>: ,

A well worn N1000 naira note and a similarly distressed N20 naira note arrived at
the Central Bank to be retired.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation .

The N1000 note reminisced about his travels all over the country."I've had a pretty good life!, proclaimed the N1000 note, "why, I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kaduna, Kano, Abuja and other major cities in the country and to most, if not all, the finest restaurants & hotels in these cities. Been to performances at Muson Centre, Glover Hall, Cultural Centers and Silverbird Galleria , to the hottest bars, bistros and night clubs all over the country. Been taken abroad and even on a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans!"

"Wow!" exclaimed the N20 note, "you've really had an exciting life!".

"So tell me" says the N1000note, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The N20 note replies, "Oh I've been to the Anglican and Catholic Church, the Apostolic Church and Methodist Church, Deeper Life church, Baptist Church, C&S Church, Celestial Church of Christ", ,,

The N1000 note interrupts asking, "What's a church?"

replenish:
omena555, are u alrite at all?
i think u need to check into a mental home to have your thick skull checked

i agree with u 100%. omena555 needs spiritual,and, alll help sha.but urgently too.

what a joke! but rememeber u are talking about rvrd father!!!!

neither is there salvation in other for there is no other name under heaven which you will be saved. acts 4:12



Blessed be the name of our God who has blessed us in heavenly places,

geecee,

Nice one. but what is the definition of geecee?

Jeasy:
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs, " The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no. So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes. The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"

Jeasy

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JEASY, NICE ONE.KEEP IT UP.
HERE IS MINE:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not. Its three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain
outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when our car broke
down and those two guys helped us? I think you too should lend a helping
hand, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told by his wife (of course!), gets dressed and goes
out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, in the garden, on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not. Its three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain
outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when our car broke
down and those two guys helped us? I think you too should lend a helping
hand, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told by his wife (of course!), gets dressed and goes
out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, in the garden, on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

mimiko, nice one but i heard it b4.

The youngest son asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between
'potentially' and 'reality"

Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for two million dollars?"

Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire.

Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1
million dollars?

Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy.

Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1
million dollars?

Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million.

Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million.
But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see
what money does?, it exposes people to what they really are.

jayon:
Can You Go to a church where the Pastor is a Woman.when the bible say in(1Timothy2 vs12).Women should nt Preach

God can use anybody.Preaching is not gender limited.Gospel is a mandate to every gender.

i met mine in the church.There is difference between meeting a friend and that friend becoming your wife.
Look before you leap.Am lucky with my own choice because i followed God's principle.
Please, do the same.

Look back and thank God.
Look forward and trust God.
Look within and find God!
Look around and serve God.

I asked God, 'How do I get the best out of life?'
God said, 'Face your past without regrets.
Handle your present with confidence.
And prepare for the future without fear!'

Without God, our week is:
Mournday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Fightday,
Shatterday and
Sinday.

So, allow Him to be with you every day!'
Choose life!
Life is short, so forgive quickly.
Believe slowly.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably.
Never regret anything that makes you happy.
And have a wonderful journey.
GOD BLESS U!

If you do, no big deal you just reincarnate and continue from where you left off!

[quote][/quote]my friend, there is nothing like REINCARNATION. "It is appointed onto a man ONCE to die,after then, judgement".Any contrary view,belief,say e.t.c is a blatant lie.i say it with all surety!

sorry, i couldnt make it.But my family did.reports i got, we ve to solve this transportation/hold ups issue.my family came in late on saturday.Haba!

Mt 6:33
But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

For you to understand or hear HIM you must first belong to Him.The only WAY is 2ro JESUS.'Ye shall know the truth and the truth we make you free'[b][/b].

God still speak to HIS own.Take it or not.

He speaks through 1) the bible, 2ro the holy spirit,2ro the holy spirit, 2ro people around you as well.but, you must KNOW HIM before u recongnise HIS voice. Nobody knows your father's voice more than U.

God still speak to people.

its better to know God & the power that comes with JESUS than to begin to border yourself with existence of a less powerful mermard.Since the devil exisit any evil thing can as well be.My candid advise is that 'GOD IS MORE IN EXISTENCE THAN ANY, 'How come we never saw a black mammy water?

Nice answer.so so funny

''neither is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be SAVED.'' -acts 4:12. Its a straight forward TRUTH.

Too bad my friend, the ONLY WAY to heaven is through one man JESUS CHRIST.No matter how free, intelligent, inspiring your 'thinking' is no heaven for you except you know the WAY.[color=#990000][/color]

There are lots of good Nigerians of course.i once lost my phone in side a bus and i got it back.[color=#990000][/color]