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SarahBabyxx:
To die dey hungry you?

bukatyne:
I think this should work

However, the guy's hormones might be working overdrive

Nne no be lie you talk o0o0!!

Konji MA baskad

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You could have just simply stated "My Neighbor".
There is no need telling us his tribe.[/color]

No mind the mofo. Na ewu Gambia him be.

Hmm

Hmmm...

Eleyi gidi gan o0o! what can a righteous man do kwanu Bro, you've been holding yourself for a while, please continue doing so.

Buh if you really wanna know her true intent, pretend to play along, then tell her "mama, I'm really missing my wife this night can't wanna sit to hold her in my arms" then watch how 'mama' reacts

Etetejake:
U ar fucking funny nigger. What I expect u to do is to go there with yuor girl kx that bitch will make u feel jealous when the pastor will say ' u may kiss your bride' u will have your girl to kiss.

Barca 1 - 1 Madrid

Buh if he goes alone... Barca 2- 1 Madrid

If she vex cos you sef kiss ya gialfriend.... Barca 1 - 3 Madrid

If he still like the babe and e dey pain am sey the babe husband fine! ..... Barca 2 - 3 Madrid



Add yours guy.... let's see how the El Classico will go that Saturday

AirstarKane:
What's the meaning of "Dutch"? Is it your own slang?

Sharing the bill equally


I think it's not such a bad idea. Some say the men are egoistic and won't allow a lady pay a dime.... iffa hia!!! Why not try this with a guy (your bf or not)

Waiter: sire your bill is 7k
Dude: ok. No problem (opens wallet)
Chic: uhm. .. how bout I pay 3k of the bill. I really enjoyed the meal and the environment. And I also enjoyed the date

Now the dude can either be like... "ok. Thanks. I'm really surprised and impressed!" Or. "Nah... don't worry bout it. I'll handle it

Your gesture alone has really made him see you as a matured lady and believe me, it'll be REALLY HARD for him to just ask you for sex cos he knows you're a gurl that knows your onions

He's known as a man of God, and I'll NEVER condem any man of God till there's a tangible reason to. So till then, let the Lord judge cos he sees the heart of man

Simply immature from an aspiring candidate. Reminds .e of FFK

What a child!! For even having the guts to raise a weapon against your own mother is ALU!!! Buh it didn't just start that day, I'm sure. The mother must have seen traces of irresponsibility in her and either ignored it or didn't do enough to correct the anomaly.

Train a child the way she should grow, and when she's old, she won't depart from it.

Rip to the deceased.

'Ladies first' no be adage Bros. ....

God bless you for these words of wisdom. Nos 1, 2 and 3 are soooooo spot on!! On expectations, check my signature. If you follow this reasonably, you'll NEVER get disappointed.

I think it's high time some mods be sacked! I just opened a thread with something insightful and just ONE comment from a certain peeghole, my thread was BLOCKED! Not because any of its content was against the rules buh simply because the mod felt he/she had the power to do it. Mod, I do not know you and I didn't come here to get your notice so don't expect my plea. Ion care if I'm blocked after this as long as I've said my mind, I'm ok. Patapata, I go still dey read news.

I've seen this happen to many people and I always wonder why. Buh now, I think I know better.

Going forward, I think it's imperative a mail be sent to the OP of a thread, stating why the thread was blocked.

This is grave injustice and it MUST STOP!

Even before elections, PMB was already saying some facts cos he understands the polity more than the others. He wants to be the president for the betterment of Nigerians and not for any selfish reason.

God bless our able PMB
God bless the WIFE of the president
God bless Nigeria



God bless the SOVEREIGN STATE OF BIAFRA!!!

dharay99:

love.? I see...

Ehen na...

GUYS ABEG!!!!! LARABLINK ACTUALLY DIDN'T SEE THE PIX COS MY NETWORK BEEN DEY HIGH ON ORIJINAL. MAKE UNA PITY HER MBOK!

Larablink:
Op. Are you high

It's Ramadan and I refuse to get angry.... so I'll say "I luv you"

Just saw this on BBM. Quite lovely isn't it?

What's your take?

Chai!! See as e dey sweet dem for body! How dem soooooo wish sey he dey see watin dem dey talk buh unfortunately, Baba geh very other important tins to do to BETTER their lives irrespective of their mumurism.

Ivyluvie2:
Do me a favor by explaining why you made use of 'EDO'

Midehi:
why edo chick

Na dia winsh geh this kain power. No joke with edo babe for their cabal o0oo0

Sometimes we go there without any evil in mind. Buh when we get there, we see things that aren't actually good for the spirit at the moment. So I'll suggest you abstain from ANY AND EVERY OCCASION OF SIN especially this period of fasting.
May Allah reward our efforts to serve him justly, with success.

dbestofmasquare:
Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came
To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL
AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM”

This part really got me laffing out crazy!!

sweettease:
For those crushing on misssclassy, take note

As you take know watin dey run through my mind since

Una just dey wahala unasef. From her face gan, she looks 16, so whatya expect from a 16 or 17 year old kid mbok?

Biko leave her to enjoy her fantasy o0oo!!

I've said this before, and I'll say it ozor, if Tanoids wan claim refinery resurrection, then they MUST also accept the continuous bombings by BH...

Anyway, my own be sey, the fear of Buhari dey make all of them fear and as a former petroleum minister, he knows better than them so the excuse wey dem tell 'the clueless one' dem no fit tell GMB cos na igbaju dem go receive

Ibo own don die na..... lubbish. Ka amadioha gide gi!! You go carry 'ara nwanyi asaba' go hoyse

Make dem reject am na.... (iffa hia! ) all these ones wey you dey talk na akuko. Truth be told, they need the money and anywhere it comes from, does not concern that osun state worker o0o0! Pesin wey geh shidrens for house na im you dey tell sey dem dey mock am by giving him some dough.

Buh this Bruce sef.... he should actually start a protest and not 'acting' righteous

Gurls ehn... una know sey the clothes wey una wear dey short yet una go dey draw the tin come down as if sey dem force una wear am. Cute chics though

Ion blame them. Parents of nowadays thinks that it's normal for their kids to watch certain things on tv

I work with a multinational company in the Brewing industry. Went for an interview with SABMillers in porthacourt. Was later offered the job and asked that I come for my appointment letter. I traveled all the way to pH again hoping I've been given the job based on our agreement, onlyfor me to get there and found RUBBISH on the letter. Told the HR lady that this was cap and had nothing to do with my discussionwith the management.

So op, irrespective of the interview, biko, when given the job (cos I know you'll be given insha Allah), ask them to send a soft copy of your appointment letter to you so you don't waste your time going there and getting disappointed. And as for the company, I gat 2 classmates working there at themoment and it's a very lovely place to work (good pay, I mean )

Some Nigerians ehn..... what's wrong with the topic or the op? Very reasonable question he asked. Guess most illiterates are busy looking at the tire and the kids, thinking the op is trynna Crack some boring joke. Naija hard,we all know. Buh no be everybody get time to make una laff biko.

To the op, I think B is the owner of the tyre cos from his face, he's trying to save his 'ride' while A is trying to bully him and just have some fun. See as the badt guy dey laff sef..

Teeboy22:
Muhammadu Buhari enjoys rides in much more
comfortable and luxury Mercedes
model after stepping into the presidential office –
Mercedes-Maybach S600.

This car represents the top notch in the latest
sixth generation of luxury Mercedes-Benz
special class cars, labelled by company as the
W222, while GEJ’s car belongs to the previous
fifth generation –the W221.

No wonder GEJ brain dey backward. And una say we no need #change.

Ride on my honorable preside!!! We're heading to the 8th generation sef!!

Charles4075:
Wetin be this

Bros pity the dude. The level of poverty for him area don dey affect him brain