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somebody will just wake up one morning in his office, list out the whole universities in Nigeria probably starting with the most popular and start telling us that it is the ranking.No verifiable facts,no concrete evidence.Rubbish list

What is ETB .I thought ETB has been acquired by Sterling bank

Abeg Grandpa Buhari,please Can you give the younger generation a chance?We are begging you.Is it when we young Generation becomes 100yrs and above that you wiil give us chance.Please your tme has come and gone Grandpa, it is time to rest.We have more than a thousand younger,more vibrant,more Energetic Nigerians that will welcome your Grndfatherly advice and support to pilot the affairs of this Country

Why is that i no see any men's shoe except ladies. Nigerian men una don swear say una no go wear shoe like una President

Chukskalidon: They av over 35 channels with with all of d supersports, african magic,cnn,al jazera,bbc etc. But what makes it interesting to me is d supersports bt its available in Enugu now.

just some useless supersports channels in Gotv.There is no SS3,SS5,SS7 or SS10

chucky234: 99.9% Nigerians corruption free?
She can say that to nursery school children and certainly not an adult (literate or not) who is apparent with the many corrupt practices in the country.

Yea true i might believe that when i was growing up and due to the kind of discipline i received .Not until i entered Nigerian public life starting from School, i never knew that Adults can be full of Cheats,deceptions Nepotism ,corruption and any social ills you can think of.Madam Due process please face reality maybe you can make it 30% then we may start to believe you

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Telcos are raking a huge amount of profits for now in Nigeria because Nigeria is a virgin market for them so the owners don't want to share the huge profits with anyone. imagine the huge amount MTN and DSTV are making in Nigeria.They will only go public when they see that the market is about to become too saturated to make huge profits again. remember that few years ago Starrcomm went public,it is because they have sen that CDMA market is becoming less attractive in Nigeria so the next thing is to cash in their remaining money through public offer.That's the rule of business

Having a vocational skill is one of the greatest thing that can happen to any Nigerian Graduate,it helps to have something to rely on while waiting for the ever elusive white collar job or else you see yourself desperate to pick a job meant for O levels and below.Undergraduates here in Nigeria always makes the mistake of thinking " my own will be different,i will be highly favored",until they graduate and the reality hit them on the face.The rate of new jobs to fresh graduates in Nigeria is so low that the best advice to any undergraduate is to always to have a back up plan

Stegomiah: TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.

2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time, and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.

3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.

4. Save money when you're young because you'll need it some day.

5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.

7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.

8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.

13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.

14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.

17. Be patriotic.

18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.

where you copy this from .Made in Europe or USA.
1 We don't use flowers here instead we use Mr Biggs etc.
2 We don't use Dishwasher here,we use spnge

Odunnu: Cocacola acquired them

That's the rule of business,find all possible legal means to crush your competitors,get them to work for you or send them off the market.Limca is now working for Cocacola

You never know the devil behind that pretty face

"Wepu aka enwe na ofe before oghoo aka mmadu". Translation Remove monkey hand from soup before it will turn to human hand

slimghost: You couldn't have said it better. Whoever gets Obi's endorsement has already won, shikena. NGIGE and co cant stand Peter Obi when it comes to Anambra politics. SIMPLE FACT!

How can Obi's Candidate win when he couldn't produce a single Senator in the last election

What is wrong with the prayer?which kind of money do u want? Are you planning to go into 419,drug pushing,Armed robbery? You will marry another wife and cruise with her.Yeye old man,you don't know your age.This is the kind of dreams under 18 teenagers are having.Grow up,everyday Obi is a boy

Mourinho has agreed to
go back to Stamford
Bridge this summer
following talks between
his agent Jorge Mendes,
and Blues owner Roman
Abramovich and his
advisers.
Jose Mourinho has
already drawn up a
transfer shopping list
for Chelsea with striker
Hulk at the top of it.
Mourinho sees Hulk as
the sort of powerful
hitman who can have
the same major impact
as Didier Drogba did at
Chelsea. Mourinho will
also want a major
shakeup at Chelsea,
including the axing of
Michael Emenalo, the
technical director of
football at the club, and
control over transfer ins
and outs.
Starsport can confirm
Mourinho has verbally
agreed his Stamford
Bridge comeback on a
salary understood to
match the £12m a year
he is paid in Spain.
What do you think
guys?

Guy you rock joor!!!. Don't mind Haters.Your the most popular Celebrity on Nairaland now.See Queue,all admiring your pose.

All these your write up are all crap .For every type of guy there are also ladies who will find you attractive the way you are.Try to be yourself,don't live another person's life.Life is too short to live part of it pretending.

The song sef na wash.He is just crying like a baby they collected his biscuits .

Great work man!

How Long does it take to learn Forex.With the right materials Both Video and data,teaching somebody forex can be done highest a period of 14 days,the rest should be "Do it yourself" scenario and once in a while a tip from your teacher. So spending so much time online with an invisible friend online in the name teaching forex then your hubby has a reason to be worried abeg.

I remember one time in America Bill Clinton was nominated to head the Governing council of Harvard University but one girl Objected to the idea because of the Monica Lewinsky affair and her objections was taken into consideration and his candidacy was dropped. but here in Nigeria any manner of Criminals,419ers,Ex convicts are quickly assigned into such honourable positions without thinking. Can somebody Tell this our alomo drinking Gangster President not to Pollute our Educational institutions with all this his Gangster Squad

overdrive: Story others take their investments outside d shores of our country no body wl talk bt Mr Obi is bringing employment and industrialization and some ppl are talking arrant nonsense.Ka mu nweta kwa unu.bia bar man make it 4 bottles of hero 4 me and my friends.

Che Nigerians are getting employed in the industry.Barman mee ya 5 bottles of hero.nye onye obula choronu ofu bottle hero.Oso ndi owe ndi.onye iwe na ewe nya si ebea puo.

newloaded: Ever since i got married to my wife things have taken a down-turn in all aspects of my life .I now sleep to have funny dreams,nightmares ;waking up to see different scratches all over my body as opposed to how i was before the wedding .I discovered things have just been falling apart and business arent just picking up.I lost my banking job and my business is at its lowest ebb.So many prophets have pin pointed my woes to my wife ,saying she belongs to the marine kingdom and shes in my life to render me to nothing and thereafter destroy me and signs to confirm this i have witnessed on several occasions.
I would like to know if this actually happens or is it just some fairy tales that should be jettisoned?If it is,what options do i have ?Do i seek for her deliverance or simply separate from her ?What if she doesnt want to be delivered ?what should i do?
Opinions and please no insults .

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1 Nigerian Banking industry has been in crises since last last 5yrs so at least about 50% of banking staffs has lost their jobs in the last 5yrs
2 Somebody who finished school and got employed by a company without running his own business before and then all of a sudden he lost his job and then he starts running private business.Is it easy to start a business and it becomes successful all of a sudden especially when you are not experienced?
3 somebody who lost his job and his private business is not encouraging at all.Is he likely to be having a sound sleep and sweet dreams like a baby or is he likely to be having sleepless nights and nightmares because of too much worry?


Most of you has just been compounding this young man's problem by telling him that his wife is a confirmed witch quoting irrelevant bible verses some even predicting world war III because of simple worldly problems.Is not in the same bible that it is said "I will go and make all Ahab's Prophets tell lies.The Lord said Go and deceive him you will succeed.(1kings 22 vs22)". Young man sit down and analyze your problem an know how you are going to solve it before you end your life going to all the spiritual houses in Nigeria and all of them will end up branding all your family and friend as Witches and Wizards .people go through similar problems as yours and with diligence they get thorough them.yours is not unique.But if you say that spiritual houses is where your solution lies then good speed.

Ngige is becoming a desperado in his bid to return to Anambra govt house.Though not a fan of Obi but i must i confess that him giving Obi 7% in all his works so far in Anambra shows how desperate he is.When Obi 1st came into Government,I was available when he personally acknowledged that Ngige did a very good work during his time but he will try to do better. Not minding that Ngige stole his mandate in the first place untypical of a Nigerian politician to accept that his Predecessor did anything .Ngige should try more to be a little generous with Obi's performance in Anambra state afterall nobody will count Obi as one of the bad Governors we have in Nigeria.As somebody rightly mentioned before,one of the reasons Ngige performed then was because he was seriously under pressure so he doesn't have any option.Who knows what he will do if given a second chance.

If everybody will buy his own casket and keep close to his house,it will make so much different in this life of materialism ,hate,Greed,etc .It will make people to see the Uselessness of so many things and then choose what matters most.

Maybe after 24yrs.

Sally called when she got the word,
She said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Alice".
Well I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,
But I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive...

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Grew up together,
Two kids in the park,
Carved our initials,
Deep in the bark,
Me and Alice.
Now she walks through the door,
With her head held high,
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive.

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
{ From: http://www.elyrics.net }
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Sally called back, asked how I felt,
She said: "I know how to help -
Get over Alice".
She said: "Now Alice is gone,
But I'm still here,
You know I've been waiting
For twenty-four years..."
And the big limousine disappeared...

I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the Bleep is Alice

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...

pompori king: Story without pics is kinda boring??

You want the picture of 7yr olds making out.Does that turn you on? Are u a Pervert? Your type is the kind of people that is the problem and not even the kids

The "in" thing now is to buy your own Private Jet.You forget to add that, after all that's what everybody is doing now in Nigeria.

frosbel: Deception.

Jesuits are dangerous.

This MAN wants to bring all Christians under mother church , and guess what, many , many will be deceived.

"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect." - Mark 13:22

Father! please forgive him for he does not know what he is saying