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Apeshy101:
Our daily manna

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Funny enough, I am 1 of the the company's distributor today. HAHA HAHAHA. life sha

sinaj:
Im fine Deco.
Happy new month

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Thank you, wishing you thesame! !.

sinaj:
I wasnt born then

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Iffa hear!!. How are you?

You want tell and show us say you get 700k, abi?

Go for the VSM job.apart from the stress, There are more opportunities to grab and capture when dealing with companies. Speaking from experience as a dealer.

[quote author=united442 post=81152048]thanks for this[/quote,




you are.welcome. ,I also want you to know that many of those well to do guys you see around today were atimes push to success in one way or the other by mainly ladies actions. If as a man you are born poor or from a low class income earner level in our society (especially Nigeria) , just be sure that you must at least taste the bitter pills of heart break(as in a well to do man taking over a woman you love or a lady/ladies looks down on you) due to financial stance.
But , just make money and see how you will be treated like a VIP and see yourself as the law maker.
E.g,my law is "ladies don't call me, just sent text only. I choose to call whom i feel like and when I feel like calling.including my sisters too. (If women do you something enn)you need to see how this law is observed and followed by them. (Hahaha, abeg make I laugh small joor). Just have a nice day and take care , wishing you well .

I been no want put mouth for this your matter,but see guy make I advise you, better free the babe oo!!. I was once in this kind of your situation and guess what?? "THE GUY WITh THE CASH AT THE MOMENT MOSTLY WINS". I nearly want die because I been date that babe for good 7years. So,I managed to give up (they got married,I change state) and let go ,focusing all my attention on making money. but guess what? ??,today she begs I pick her calls and very happy when I talk to her on phone. God answered my prayers, turn things around for me (now guy with cash income is just my 1 week take home). I am not saying this to praise myself, but to advice and encourage you. So be wise and decide on time. My opinion sha

That is ,if he hasn't temper with her destiny oo!!.

But,can you please explain to me about the "transaction date " issue . Mind you, I never mentioned or assumed you want to scam people ooo!!

[quote author=Jbleenk post=80896487]I got a call that broke my heart this morning, 3rd Aug. I wouldn’t say it was a random call.

I actually met this young lady once and we exchanged numbers. I hoped to meet her again so we could have good time. However, on meeting her the second time, I wasn’t particularly impressed so I cunningly discharged her.

About 2 months later, I got a flash from a strange number. Called back but number was busy, tried later again and got through. She reintroduced herself before I remembered who she was.

Then the story began. She came across depressed. 3min into our convo’ I’d started shedding tears. From our convo’ I could tell she’s lonely, very lonely. She wanted to speak with someone but there was nobody. While scrolling through her contact list she came across my number and decided to put a call through.

She poured out her mind sobbing intermittently in between. Her dad hasn’t been helping, her siblings are struggling too and could be of no help and her mum isn’t anymore. She sounded like she would end it all, like she had no hope left. Her sobbing was deep and heartfelt but she managed to say her mind in between it. Her story is a reflection of how cruel life could be to some.

I had to send her something which is quite insignificant in the light of things.

I really wish I could do much more, actually I could do much more that’s why I’m reaching out on this platform. I really hope she gets a lot more than she need at the moment. Guys pls let’s give a helping hand.

Her account details and phone number below:
Ajibade rukayat abiodun
3099340901 first bank

Phone no: 0810 733 0670

Ps: I got her permission to do this. I’m sure something, no matter how small, will go a long way.
[/quote
, today's date is even 4th but I am seeing 5 august 2019 in the debit alert msg you screen shot. Or is it my eyes deceiving me?

This man na mumu oo!!. Him no see areas (maiduguri, zamfara & m' belt) wey need more crocodiles and sharks smiles to lunch. Na Lagos wey dey jeje Na him he want come disturb? Smh for my beloved country Nigeria. What a pity on our defence and it's top leaders.

[quote author=9jahotblog post=79859898]https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/army-to-launch-operation-crocodile-smile-in-lagos-buratai.html[/quote,
This man na mumu oo!!. Him no see areas (maiduguri, zamfara & m' belt) wey need more crocodiles and sharks smiles to lunch. Na Lagos wey dey jeje Na him he want come disturb? Smh for my beloved country Nigeria. What a pity on our defence and it's top leaders.

Abvibe:
Dear nairalanders
...i need your help
I met this girl at my freinds house
So we were cracking some jokes, i.e me and my friend , so she was looking at me and i was not so she threw me a bottle of coke (plastic) ...and she said why was i always smiling at anything that happens
I didn't want to know her cus my friend said she was with someone and she looked really tempting
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But she keeps wanting to talk so you started talking and I am done with the problem in her phone cuz I'm good at repairing software cell phones software problems and I was at sitting at the ground and she was on the chair then she put her hands on my hair shocked I was happy then she started looking me directly into my eyes the sense of love I was so happy so we started talking to each other she collected my number and I collected hers women did a video calling WhatsApp she wanted me to visit her at her school so in the evening on a particular day I asked her if she was dating someone and she said yes I said would I have a chance if she was not dating someone and she said yes was kinda happy but sad at the same time since then I don't know is it because I asked that question she doesn't want to talk to me much like before jiji posting this sad thing about" meeting the right person at the wrong time " in her status I stuff like that I don't know I cannot get her out of my head I keep thinking about her every single moment every single time today at moment I keep thinking she wants to be with me but she can't please help me I can't move on

, na WA ooo! ! so as I dey here they think of how to grow my fortune and future securities (capital asset), and I just dey vex say most of my planned/proposed business for this week no workout another young man problem na to worry about girl wey dey look am and wey get boyfriend dey disturb am. Chai, some of our Nigerian youths enn!!.

spirul77:
Abeg make you bless me small from that 20k I need am bad bad.
you look cute tho



4983069095 Ecobank

,,, Hahahaha, Chai Nigerians !!.

pu7pl3:
pee

, it's you. U

Ladi Kwali, Nigeria’s foremost potter, is the only woman on the naira, taking a spot at the back of the N20 note.


[/quote, what about those hausa/fulani women abi na girls who carried pots or fura da nono calabash on their head at the back of the #10 notes nko?? Abi those ones no be woman/women?? I am Only asking oo!!

tayooluwole:
I have four EXs in my entire life but only one is the real EX among them. The rest can not be regarded as genuine Exs because the relationship from them was short, one-sided and suffered mutual consent for breakup. But my genuine Ex, omo only God can understand how I love her, how I cherish her and how happy I was when we were dating. But, on that satanic day, she broke up with me out of procrastination that she perhaps deserve a better guy than I do. Till today, she is still searching for the guy and she has not seen. I wish her happy searching anyway...

, dey are close to 40. I swear.

gistvicreports:
@Gistvic.com

A slay mama was seen grinding pepper in a funny way that made people react. Gistvic Reports.

She was seen hitting the pepper as she looked away to avoid the pepper from entering her eyes.

Men Can You Marry This Kind Of Lady??

Watch Video Below:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/04/see-how-slay-mama-was-caught-grinding.html
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Cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

, hahahaha. Funny

SIR0:
Regardless of how she paints it, all I know is that my girlfriend is obsessed with sex. I'm holding a position now in my fellowship which does not allow me to satisfy her sexual desires (though we've had sex before I assumed the office). She's an undergraduate and she has many admirers, both on campus and at her fellowship. Considering the way we relate and chat these days, I am afraid she would likely cheat on me sooner or later. And I strongly wish to avoid sex until we get married. Whenever I say this to her, the language seems distasteful. The sex means so much to her. I love her so much and I wouldn't want her to offend me by looking for other means to satisfy her sexual needs (cheating on me) while we are still in relationship. Please how do I break up with her without hurting her feelings? Or, what other advice do you have for me?


Thanks in anticipation

, no wahala. Very soon , you will go back and beg. "MY GIRLFRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH SEX". orisirisi.

squash47:
When i joined nairaland in 2017,I used to see this moniker IamJ and his oyinbo bae,they were so popular cos of their romance,and i liked them.Please,where are they now ?

, they are now "inconclusive ".

toolssdatabase:
An Ethiopian Airlines plane has gone down with 149 passengers and 8 crew onboard, the airline said.

The plane is believed to have crashed six minutes after take off, according to local reports.

The Ethiopian prime minister's official Twitter account has expressed condolences to families of those lost.

The PM's office wrote on Twitter: "The office of the PM, on behalf of government and people of Ethiopia, would like to express it's deepest condolences to the families that have lost their loved ones on Ethiopian Airlines Boeing 737 on regular scheduled flight to Nairobi, Kenya this
morning."

source : https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-ethiopian-airlines-plane-crashes-14113271

, Rip to the deceased & my condolences to their families. Ethiopian airlines used to be my favorite and regular back then.

kolaaderin:
fake news will kill this country as long as the gullible ones will continue to believe this. Bloggers and opposition at work here. I think the president must also declare war against fake news.

, ok oo. If you said so. Abeg ,I no dey carry 9ja matter for head oo!!. Once I can pay bills and put food for table for me and loved ones. Glory be to good.

saints2:
There seems to be a major shake-off in Kaduna and this has to affect the civil servants. In a memo which we obtained and circulated online, the state government has commenced the compulsory retirement of people who are 50yrs and above while others are to be converted to Casual Workers.

According to the memo dated 3rd January 2019 and signed by the Governor’s Principal Secretary, Salisu Suleiman, he directed that no Local Government should have more than 50 staff.

The memo said all categories of officers on Grade Level 01-06 are to be converted to Casual Engagement, officers on Grade Level 14 and above even if they are less than 50years old are to go on compulsory retirement while those over 50years are also to go on retirement.

See the memo letter below..

[img]https://2.bp..com/-t2ScgTfkZyQ/XH8eFGhgVJI/AAAAAAAAYuA/N0A7LzLFI94o-iAYaANQYyf-f3JT3Y6fgCLcBGAs/s1600/kaduna.jpg[/img]

SOurce:
https://politricknews..com/2019/03/major-shakeups-in-kaduna-as-workers.html

,, 50 years age staff of a state retired compulsory, while that same state according to electoral body and some of its indigens (youths and old)are happily supporting and voted a 80+ years old to rule the whole country. Smh for northerners

handsomeyitayo:
Please just for fun.....

, jubril

aylagos:
between 3m to 3.6m for Tokunbo

, thanks bro. Will start saving.

completey:
She boasted of how sly she is.

To her friends.

All of them married.

Career women.

"Me, I don't worry about my husband cheating on me with any housemaid. I just simply tell the housemaid the first day she resumes that my husband is HIV positive. It has never failed me. You should see the maids even afraid to wash his plates."

One asked.

"Does your husband know that you tell them that?"

"Who cares."

"But you are dragging his name in the mud. These maids gossip you know."

"Their circles will never cross my circles, so I truly don't care who and who they gossip with."

'Well, my maid told me that your maid told her that you and your husband have Aids."

"What?!"

"You don't know that they all talk when we carry them with us to all those birthday parties we go with the children."

"You mean she has told the other maids?"

Another one responded.

"Yes. We have all been concerned. Especially since she said she never sees you or your husband using anti-retrovirals."

"What? You think I am HIV positive?"

"We thought so, now we know you don't."

"And do your husbands know about it?"

They all nodded in unison.

"And you call yourselves my friends. I mean you will hear that about me and you will not be concerned enough to ask me?"

Another one responded.

"There are somethings you only discuss when the person concerned opens to you. We were all just praying for you."

"Really?"

"Yeah, unless you want us to pokenose in your affairs and tell you everything we hear."

"Yes pokenose. What other thing have you heard?"

They all looked at each other.

She gazed at them.

"What are you guys looking at each other for? What did you hear?"

Another one spoke.

"You are sure you want to hear."

"Yes."

"Okay, your maid told our maids that your husband went to take a HIV test to prove to her that he is negative..."

What if I show you a secret to make your spouse yours for life?

You don't have to tell lie to keep your man/ woman �

This secret has worked for me for 15 years.

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, hahahaha. Funny

aylagos:
Car Dealers And Auto Mechanics In The House Please "Acura Mxd 08 Or Lexus Rx330

Please Nairalander a friend need to choose between this two suv, please one would you advise with reason please.

, pls, i am seriously intrested on the price of the 08 accura. "Dec expectation".thanks

Amakavula:
It's a little stressful and would hurt to tell them the truth because they might have been grooming you for long. Best tell them " No " in a public space.



Mine happen that one time I had Pharm-Lab orals in the University, quite early in the morning so invited my study partner to my place overnight ( had a room off campus )

Some how we got bored around 2/3am so she suggested we chatted instead of sleep. Hence, we started talking about TV shows, then romance, love, then sex and it got steamy too quickly ( I guess that was her intention )

She walks off suddenly to the bathroom, spends a few minutes and returned half nude with only a blue short ; her Bra was gone, with her breast fully aroused. She explians it because of the heat, asks for a shirt but before I could get up to get one, she pushes me back on my bed, laughs hard and starts to kiss and fundle my breasts ( had only a cropped top because of the heat )



Thoughts run through my mind. I was too shocked to react , and a little embarrassed given she was this nerdy, shy and quite religious lady, hardly parties and was quite helpful through CLi course works ( one of the best in the class, outside nobody would believe me ) I was getting raped by a girl.

Even worse was I never gave her such a vibe before, and it was akward when I stopped her with " leave me now or I will scream " You should see her face. But Reading that morning was weird, I didn't sleep again out of the fear she might complete her planned rape of me.

Weeks later, after avoiding her for long, she asked to see me at night in my place. After begging for touching me uninvited, she proposed her undying love for me and told me all she had done to get close to me. It was so bizarre. She asked us to be just Bleep buddies, and keep it down low, and she will love me more than any man would.

I couldn't even laugh. I was sad because I liked her but not that way. Told my then Boyfriend ( Stupid Ex) about it, he only laughed, stupid thing mtwwweeee.

But finally took her out to a Cafe under the pretense of editing my electives ( was afraid what happened could happen again ) to break the "Sorry Chiamaka , I can't do this, I don't like women, and I have a boyfriend, I don't want it please "

O dear She was livid, never seen her that angry before , given she had helped me alot up to that night incident. Broke off our friendship . Surprisingly saw her recently she is married with twin Lolx . I am still single see this life !

, Hmmmmm. I don dey take style dey like this girl oo!!.

Elijahrona:
No one knows it all. What you thought was true today may just become false tomorrow. There are a few things we know about a few animals but we don't really know if they're true or not. Read this article to learn 5 wrong animal stereotypes we've been using to judge animals

5 wrong animal stereotypes

Lions are the king of the jungle
Lions to many people, represent pride. Pride literally a group of lions. Here are some facts about lions:
*Male lions, when in a pride, mostly relies on the females for food. The females mostly do the hunting
*When male lions become the alpha male of a pride, they kill and (sometimes) eat the cubs of the females impregnated by other males
*Lions don't come first in anything; not in size, strength, speed, niche, etc.
*Most lions aren't found in the jungle or forest. They can be found in grasslands, wildernesses, savannas, etc.
*Other animals fear lions because lions are social animals (strength in numbers), predators and scary

How can lions be the kings of the king of the jungle if they mostly aren't found in the jungle? How can lions represent pride when all they do is sleep, hunt for food and eat? Why don't lions come first in anything? Such kings they are.

Let's talk a little about tigers:
*Tigers are mostly solitary. They only meet each other accidentally or when it's mating time. Although they're solitary, they still hunt successfully and dominate
*They're mostly found in the jungle/forest. In other words, they dominate the forest
*Tigers are the biggest cats
*Their limbs are so strong that if they die standing, they still won't fall

Now, who should be the king of the jungle?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91kr7Ijyf6L._SX355_.jpg

https://www.allbioconcerns.com/2019/02/5-wrong-animal-stereotypes.html

, how many kings they carry hoe go farm or how many kings dey drive their cars themselves or help their wives cook for kitchen?