Misypee: Mum is a very jovial person, i came home with a male classmate and friend one day and he greeted mum, and before i could say jack, she started asking him when he'll come and pay bride price, i begged her with one awkward look to be cool but na lie, she gave him a seat and they chatted away, its funny and embarrassing
,,,Hmmmmm. I think and believe say all una mama own no reach my mum own.my mum is just the complete package wrapped in 1.my mum's drama if its to be quantified and measured can fit full 1 community sef. That's why I dont mind paying cash ,than to have time for her plenty drama. (Just relate eldest son wey don due and is financial buoyant wey no gree marry to give her grand children ) the bashing no be here oo.atimes I dey even celebrate inside my mind if she tells me she will be traveling. But she is the best mum ever sha.
mespusinglez: I Don't Know If I'm The Only One That Notice/Experience This... "They Will Call You By Your Sickness "OGA DIABETIS Where Are You Going?... ~ But Why? ~Is This Right? ~Good Morning.
pornhub: So this facebook user popped the question and the few reactions I saw made me realize that guys have got no zero chill for the green paper.
See a few reactions below.
What's your reaction?
,,, if I didn't, she will divorce me sef. The kind back hand wey I go give her enn even People wey dey inside disco hall go hear the sound.you think say 500k USD na moi, moi?
ShyCypher: After about 24 to 36 hours the coffee beans eaten by the palm civet cat are defecated. In most parts of the world excrement from wild animals is considered waste. But in Indonesia, Thailand and the Philippines civet cat feces are seen as gold. This is because the coffee beans departed the civet’s digestive tract almost unaffected, some fermentation during the digestion process occurs in the beans. According to scientists, this adds to the special flavor of the coffee made from civet cat beans. Today, these coffee beans are a luxury good and sold all over the globe. It is better known as kopi luwak or civet coffee. Due to its rarity, cat feces coffee is also the world’s most expensive coffee.
Is coffee coming from civet cat feces safe to drink?
Are coffee beans coming from excrement contaminated with bacteria? This is partly true. Scientists have studied the safeness of kopi luwak coffee. They have found beans coming from civet feces are more contaminated than normal coffee beans. However, PROCESSED kopi luwak beans show an even lower level of bacteria contamination than other coffee beans. There is no significant contamination by e-coli or other bacteria. Now, read more about the collecting and final processing of kopi luwak coffee.
Although kopi luwak is a form of processing rather than a variety of coffee, it has been called one of the most expensive coffees in the world, with retail prices reaching €550 / US$700 per kilogram.
Kopi luwak is produced mainly on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago. It is also widely gathered in the forest or produced in the farms in the islands of the Philippines (where the product is called kape motit in the Cordillera region, kapé alamíd in Tagalog areas, and kapé melô or kapé musang in Mindanao island), and in East Timor (where it is called kafé-laku). Weasel coffee is a loose English translation of its Vietnamese name cà phê Chồn, where popular, chemically simulated versions are also produced.
prince123: Do such girls still exist especially in Nigeria?.
, if I hear. They will even remind you that isn't it a guy that just bought his unemployed girl friend a Porsche car of 45m. Talk less of ordinary cash. Na assured abi assurance sef.
CastedAyo: A Nigerian man identified as Ajayi Olusegun has taken to Instagram to reveal how heartbroken he is after his uncle who was involved in an accident couldn't survive due to a poor healthcare system in the supposed 'Emergency hospital' he was taken to.
Read what Olusegun wrote below; "This again, is the country we live in. We were just returning from a private birthday lunch when I got the call from my mum. “Uncle Sam is dead!” "What happened?” He was hit by a car. “Where?” Redemption Camp. Obviously a busy place; FRSC officials are flagging down cars, this Blue Corolla slows down and in a split of seconds, he’s hit on his side by a bus on top speed. 2 men are right by the roadside, the impact of the hit is so much his car proceeds to hit the 2 men. It’s so bad one of them is thrown upwards and by the time he lands, his body shatters the windscreen of the car. The victims are rushed to a nearby hospital.
Long story cut short, in 24 hours, both men are confirmed dead. “Why didn't you people chase after the bus?” the FRSC officials are quizzed, “Because we had no car to chase him with” they respond. Hmmmmn. A visit to the supposed “Emergency hospital” where both victims died reveals the 2 men possibly could have survived if they got good enough intensive care. There's hardly any facility there to cater to such matters, referrals are not done immediately and as time ticks on, the chances of survival drastically drops ergo, the deaths.
It hurts! It hurts so bad to know Uncle Sam could have had a chance to life were the hospital equipped with all needed for him to live. Yet, as I write this, the President has jet out abroad (again) to cater to his own medical needs. This is the country we live in. I hear the bus that did this evil had passengers in it; apparently none of them has reported the case to a Police Station yet.
Anyways, This is to the driver of the mystery Red bus; You know you hit a blue Toyota Corolla at Car Park C (Redemption Camp) on Friday May 4th 2018 at about 2pm and you drove off not minding the consequence of your action. Well, 2 people died as a result sir; 2 families are in deep mourning, an innocent man has been in Police custody and his family have been saddled with such pain of dealing with all it will take to secure his freedom. If you were in that bus, please have the decency to speak out to someone so it gets to the appropriate quarters. Please!!! I know I tried to believe in this country. I really tried.
freakyamanda: Zodwa Libram, a South African socialite and dancer shared videos and pictures of herself, half-clad kissing a cheering crowd of fans, male and female at a recent event.
Zodwa, who is a mother to an 11-year old son, used to work for a debt collection company but later resigned to indulge in the entertainment industry. In an interview with Times Live in October last year, Zodwa revealed that before her newfound fame, she used to sleep with men for money and live through favours from strangers.
“If you asked me out then I would sleep at your place and in the morning I would expect money. Some may say it’s prostitution but I was hustling. I just needed to survive.” She said
The mouth to mouth kiss to Zodwa is part of the way she is returning the favours to strangers. She wrote: “I don’t have friends, I love people I don’t know Owabantu�❤❤❤❤❤”
nijaomegacode: Pls guys help me with your opinion. There is this church member of mine that we don't talk. We never talked! Yesterday, I just got attracted to her somehow. I really can't say how. So I called her n started a conversation. She moved close to me like she's expecting me to talk to her and responded nicely. I ended the conversation n she left. I felt I should move things forward a bit, so I went to her house to borrow a textbook (which I don't need). She went inside and bring it to me at once. Instead of her to just hand over the textbook, she started telling me about the book as if the name wasn't written on it. She said "its new general mathematics o...(that's the book I asked for so why telling me? - my thought sha o) I returned the book this morning n she was happy to see me. Fast toward to tonight. I wanted to spend time with her so I went to her house n asked her to escort me to buy something (it was around 8:30pm). She looked straight at me for a while, then she said " let me ask my mom first " 'Okay' I replied. She went inside for about 5minutes. Then her mom came out alone and said "Joy is busy, she is doing something for me" That's how I left the house after saying Okay goodnight to the mom. My questions are these; Did the girl use her mom to chase me off or is it the mom who don't want me around her daughter? What should I do pls? (she's 18)
Iambees: GREETINGS ALL I am Having A little problem on how to Handle This issue,i have a girl whom i love and Feels she love me too, based on respect i have for my elder bro am leaving with, i don't date or bleep girls @ home, rather i petronize 'Sluts' ok right now i have falling inlove and i am thinking of how to bleep My girls, the problem is where to take her to cus I can't take her to my bro hauz cus he sees me as a gentleman and i won't like to desrespect him, ok i am now thinking on how to bleep her in a hotel , guys pls how do i tell i want to take her to a hotel Note- I Have Been Spending on Her Since We Started Dating
,,,, Its simple. Just man up and explain to her the way things are. I bet she will understand. I am facing the same situation you are right now.mine is ,its even my house own and built by me . ( my mum and younger ones living with me). Due to self respect, I don't bring any intimate visitor home.(infact I have never brought any lady to the house). My opinion sha
Naughtytboy: What happened was there is this girl i have caught several times stairing at me anytime she passes by and today she took the courage to ask if we have known somewhere before and I said no. From the look on her eyes she wanted me to continue from where she stopped by being friends but I just walked away because I have decided to be an alpha male. I really feel bad what can I do?
midolian: This #LazyNigerianYouths issue actually proves that the problem with Nigeria is far beyond corruption, intellectual laziness is, and might kill us faster than any other thing..
More than 90% of Nigerians criticizing Buhari on this havent listened or read his statement to know if he truly said and meant it or not..the lazy and mischievious 5% that has circulated this nonsense have taken advantage of this intellectual laziness epidemic
hmmmmm, I just pity for your life. Now believe in the say that "you can never advice anybody supporting Buhari " .there was a country (NIGERIA )
[quote author=Shugavee post=66686830]How can a guy that's atleast above 30, still living in his family compound, be looking for a relationship with a lady?, asin even if u are a managing guy hv a house of ur own b4 u think of hving a girlfriend, if u are a student that's a different issue. What u all think[/
what if the guy is the owner of the Said family house?
[quote author=Shugavee post=66686830]How can a guy that's atleast above 30, still living in his family compound, be looking for a relationship with a lady?, asin even if u are a managing guy hv a house of ur own b4 u think of hving a girlfriend, if u are a student that's a different issue. What u all think[/quote, what if the guy is the owner of the Said family house?
EmagNig: A man identified as Martin Nworah has taken to Facebook top give a narration on how he misplaced his phone and money in a taxi, but was surprised to see the Taxi driver return the cash to him.
Sharing his experience on Facebook, Mr Norah said the elderly driver has renewed his faith in people and when he requested to compensate him with N5,000 the man rejected the offer but only opted to receive N1,000.
I want to take out a small space here to tell the story of how I started a soap making business. The essence of this is to help those who may wish to venture into the soap business and also to inspire people to try out some entrepreneurial ventures (not necessarily soap making). I must say that many stories and individuals here have added to my inspiration. People like Cosmeticchemist, Gbadexy, O2 soap (O2 Nigeria), Blackkie (Britishknight or 1kingwriter), Jasper7, through their stories have inspired me so much into believing "I can do it if only I put my mind to it". So I wish to help and inspire more people.
In the course of this story we are going to see how I was able to get my machines, learn and start soap making business. I hope to find time to attend to every questions as much as I can. By the end of the day, depending on how it goes, we may have to conduct a live seminar for those who will want to go into small scale soap making business. If possible, we may consider creating a small group of partners and then crowd funding to help them setup and manage a tangible small scale soap making business. We will also discuss and interact with existing soap makers who are having difficulties in running there business due cost, and map out strategies to move forward effectively and efficiently.
We fabricate and install efficient soap making machines and equipment. We also manage soap making facilities on contract basis. We conduct test run for already installed machines. We train company staff on soap making. We are also open to partnership. Fill free to contact me for your enquiries on soap making business. Check my signature for my contact phone number.
Thank you.
, I am interested in become a distributor of your product . I have dealings with virony(detergents), sumal(yale foods) and dangote noodles. 08164093816. Only text msg,pls
Sweetopia: Hehehehehe... Last year April fool was fun. I spilled ketchup on my white top.. Put it in my mouth also.. Made a dramatic entrance to the living room and fell to the ground clutching my chest and choking out the ketchup.. Coman see crying that dat, I didn't know when I stood up laughing my ass out
[quote author=amani63 post=66278056] I da tell you guy People are suffering here just to eat. Nna en, this suffering na just for only mkt area oo.not to talk of immigration, tax, accommodation issues, police and intimidations from the country's locals. Kai, thats why I nearly burnt my int'l p. so that I don't get tempted to travel out again for hustling. Atleast hustling hard in Naija still dey put food for table.
amani63: This is what togolaise used when carrying your goods from magazine( your personal shop/store) to market. But remember is not only togolaise that use this [keke]is mostly popular in west Africa.
Am crying because is not easy to be a man Some people who used this(mostly Igbo in Togo) pay as much as #2000 to transport this to market. the funny part is that you have to carry all this goods to market at the end of the day you will sell just few pairs of shoes or used clothes.
Any situations you find yourself never give up on your hustling or what you believe in
,,, hmmmm o boy, the hustling levels no be beans oo. "ABROAD THINGS".
C999: Mine is simple, they just arrived at there new home which was in our area. As normal guys' parole, we were already aware of the number of woo-able girls amongst them. So I took the bold step before my other guys would claim them before me. Me: Hey beauty? She looked surprised, I felt she was a little shocked.
Me: Well, I observed you just arrived here in our area **then followed my golden lines then**
I was able to get her number that very day. The rest is story!
amakadihot87: This guy was actually two timing .........so i wanted to show him i wasnt so happy..........we agreed on going out and spending the night........when it was time i refused moving into his hotel room which he had paid for......he begged and begged i refused and left him there .........since then he stopped calling me
Family / Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Fidecoo(m): 11:11pm On May 13, 2018 
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