₦airaland Forum

The point flew over this one’s head. Please, remain on Nairaland.

E dey like them dey hatch these people from eggs. No reason why them go use nine months carry pikin, use eighteen years to educate am only for war to wipe him life in mere seconds.

I’m waiting for a future when people can live in Bayelsa and work in Rivers State daily. We are missing a lot in this country. Somebody will take a train ride overseas for five hours to attend a weekend function and come back whenever convenient. I believe we’ll get there someday.

Better them than me on the field. The whole video didn’t look tactical in any way. Why do Nigerian soldiers walk upright under heavy fire? Fear took those men for a minute. The cameraman’s shouts brought them back to reality. He then used a few as meat shields. The government should invest in Go Pro cameras. Footage returned can be used to train others to perfection. Our “guide” employed the use of a mobile phone, hence couldn’t shoot any firearm. So unprofessional. Why were a few soldiers poorly kitted? It didn’t make sense.

This boy is still at it after many years. I remember his secondary school video which made rounds about ten years ago. Nineteen years ago, when parkour was still mainstream, I had a desire to learn it after watching the many highlights posted online. Na when I see daily training na repeat of one jump more than a thousand times, I hands up. I no fit numb my mind when many interesting things full life. Good luck to those who persevered. It builds the body very fast. The practitioners were heavily muscled with little fat.

thorpido:
For Nigeria,how many people be 100%?

Them dey.

From those pictures, I could tell he wasn’t 100%. No shock here.

Nobody should care.

MrCork:
son who the hell u callin Daddycool. do i loooklike those homebase ilitarate with tribal mark to u? fukkk no I aint that thing!!!

No wonder them lock your destiny to Nairaland. You go dey here shuffle through tens if not hundreds of accounts. Lazy human being.

Low self esteem won’t kill our people. All I see are a married couple. Their race means nothing to me.

Her people have a tuwo-like meal. She’s good when it comes to that. If the guy vex wan pursue am, he go start dey order pounded yam for morning, afternoon and night like village-raised counterparts. In less than a month, she go relocate to her fatherland.

Of course. Why won’t he? He wants to remain wealthy. He also has shares in the petroleum refinery.

E sure me say the guys wey rob her na Africans or Naija. Na who know you go always wicked you. Oyibo go see am as regular black woman no put too much mind into the matter. Our people go rob am, rummage through her dustbin for used menstrual pads join.

DaddyCoool:
No mind them. A woman's natural "bad" smell is very arousing to a normal hetero male, but when mixed with the right perfume it becomes even more arousing (intoxicating). That's why I want perfume on her, not because I don't like her natural smell

MrCork can type like this? I always knew you had reasonable accounts. Person no fit craze 100% of the time.

If e pain you and them born you for 1997 and later, join the army. Typing rubbish here will mean nothing at the end of the day. You have youth on your side. Fight for your country. I’m fit but way older than the cut-off age. It doesn’t mean I can’t join militias aimed at protecting innocent lives.

“It was the work of the devil. I was idle and let evil use me.” Na after them catch you regret enter. When you free, you no change way. I dey fold arms observe.

Good. Resources for three males vacant for the coming generation.

Vaseline finish for market?

Learn to drive so you can apply as a courier for transport companies.

He’s an old man getting slowed down from court trials. Of course he won’t look 100%. Those things were created to stress an entity.

This is a red pill thread, abi? Okay. See you guys later.

“We the family have chosen to keep to ourselves till further notice.”

Translation: Bleep you idiots. We needed your attention and goodwill. You have no use henceforth.

Cooolme:
But you commented on it.
Grow up or gtf out here.

Responded like a true child yet to write JAMB.

All these years they’ve been saying “the future is female,” and it’s only in 2024 a Nigerian woman became champion? Lol.

She’s lying.

All these SS1 boy topics.

Old story. Most of the original cast have departed. Na new faces full the thing nowadays.

It’s so the electrons work to their full capacity. The devices have stayed idle for months if not a year plus. Charging them excites the electrons so they work optimally. This is like asking why humans stretch when waking up rather than jumping into daily activities.

Humans love war. Make them war. Life go hard for me, but I will survive.

Fake story again. Nairaland is a zoo.

How much the Mohbad boy even get before he die? One song no dey bring money like that. Na only Portable I don see wey capitalize very well on single hit better cash. There is no way a man under twenty-nine years of age will pen a will. Nigerians on average never picture any thought of early death.