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He should push the sun farther into space while at it.

Nice one to him. That Naija boy with multiple records never upgrade in life. What point is a record if it doesn’t bring finances?

Funny.

Na new thing for Sango Ota.

Show proof in court and get him arrested.

Overrated plain Jane.

He’s gone. Life continues.

People have speculated ill health since 1983. That was 40 years ago. Many of the children in this thread were born earliest 1999. That man is fine and healthy. Nothing dey do am.

The economy dey touch everybody, abeg. All these flimsy write-ups are the work of mischief makers.

Don’t feed trolls.

Keep rising. We must learn to promote our products by force.

No comment until the autopsy result.

Bullshit. Men approach women for a multitude of reasons. I’ve seen men who’d approach niqab wearing females with sex on their minds. All they care for is she’s female with a moist orifice between her thighs. First impressions are also overrated. I scored more success being carefree on a first meet than trying to ensure perfect meetups.

Okay, it’s true. Anything to see his children to independence is fine by me. All he should focus on now is good health till the Lord calls him. He can’t continue consuming food like a pig or drinking like a fish.

The past is gone. I dey face future.

Ear plugs. Nigerians don’t care regarding noise pollution.

Onila is a clout chaser who enjoys opening pointless threads to watch people debate. I tried such in the past, it was fun. I understand why he (woman no dey Nairaland) does so every other day.

How do you plan to achieve it?

Onila, do quick and come back. No be everybody foreign country fit.

Lori has dated everyone. Leave her to enjoy her hoe phase. At 29 or 30, she’ll settle down. I still don’t know how this is news.

The man lived long. Adieu, baba.

I dey fold arms observe.

I dey observe. I never know wetin to believe.

The marriage still sweet.

Something is wrong with children on Nairaland.

TMKsouth:
Police officers have in the past come under scrutiny for not being in the best shape to tackle South Africa's criminals.

However, now the South African Police Service (SAPS) has signed a memorandum of understanding (MOU) with Virgin Active and Planet Fitness to keep their officers fit.

National police commissioner General Fannie Masemola signed the MOU on Wednesday, saying it is designed to “benefit police officers to access and use facilities at the gym clubs at a discounted fee to encourage employees to remain physically fit and healthy”.

As part of the signing ceremony, Masemola will lead police officers in a fitness session.

Thamza, carry this useless news and disappear! What concerns me with South Africa?!

Is his name Tebogo?

Once money involve, you go change by force.

I no understand the news. She’s pretty.

I’m happy I won’t hear his noise for three years. He’ll be back earlier than he expected. Retirement dey sweet for mouth until eight months pass and life go dey meaningless. If he knows what’s good, he should bow out on his terms and not stay long enough to be considered a has-been.

Boring!