₦airaland Forum

Cock and bull story.

Once again, another ancient celebrity posted by naptu2. Una importance only dey Nairaland. Nobody sabi una for real life.

Pointless report.

I've advised him to double the condom

Poor advice. I followed this and wasted a lot of condoms on one woman. He should buy high quality condoms not double. Doubling them creates friction which tears both. Most men don’t know you must create a reservoir at the tip when putting them on. The reservoir always prevents the condom from ripping.

Test yourself first before asking children on Nairaland for advice. If you’re clean, break up with him or be careful whenever you two do the do.

Life for UK hard, o. Make the guy prepare himself. He go turn jackey soon.

Onila, kwenu.

Children on Nairaland, continue tapping. Na una way. Bottom feeders.

Congratulations to her. It’s nice to see music is still profitable despite the rise in streaming options and the resulting decline in profit. Why Davido no see this one to put pikin when he dey impregnate women up and down?

Cut your coat according to…

I learned to be a good citizen.

I don't believe this news. 750M in Naira is a lot of money in any currency. How much is his worth? Bullshit.

Meanwhile, bingos don't return my calls.

Her time on earth concluded. Next news.

Kobojunkie:
But there is no such thing as holy oil. All these ideas were invented by your pastors and mogs to deceive you with.

“Life Is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

He has. He doesn't know it yet. Any fan — which he has in every country of the world — knows he loves weed. The plant is obtainable the world over. Honestly, I don't believe these rappers smoke weed as much as they claim. Pill poppers really take that stuff. The alcoholics, the same. If someone smokes as much weed as these guys claim, he/she will be unproductive.

I clicked this, thinking I'd get an education of sort. Once again, the thread reminded me that children on Nairaland are products of incest.

...and?

Pointless thread. Jambites, na una work. Contribute to your fellow's handwork.

Those ones are a hive mind. They can't speak the truth even if their lives are on the line.

I will singlehandedly rescue the economy by fasting and praying. Four months of the act should be enough. When I'm done, Nigeria will become a world power.

It's the same with those that way. Coming to visit takes a lot from them financially. I thought it was only us who suffered this. Lai lai, e dey touch everybody.

Ike gang. ROFLMAO. Three months to raise 1.09M Naira. The man can reimburse them the sum plus change from one of his sponsored wins. It won't surprise me if the team consists of children from Nairaland. Somebody dropped R100. I thought it was 30,000 Naira only to find out it was a mere 3K. Na that one go get mouth pass when it comes to the sequence of distributing the gift.

Make sure you stan a housemate with pedigree. Such can never happen with Spartans, Titans or Mercenaries.

The same topic for the nth time. Dead Nairaland.

Thamza, enough with your zuid Afrikan news. It is not my concern.

I don’t believe it.

A good initiative. More grease to her elbow.

Those dashikis are fire.

People are tortured into confessions. I choose not to believe their words.

Nobody should give a f***. Bored children on Nairaland still will. Anything tickles their fancy. They’re like fish attracted to shiny objects.

The second picture is an adult. That boy in the first picture has a family to feed. OP, you’re surely an undergraduate without a child. That “boy” senior you according to Nigerian culture.

What’s the difference between 26 and 27? Date the 27 year olds.