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Sukkot?

I learned a broken clock is correct twice a day. I always mistook the saying for “an incorrect clock.” It finally makes sense to me.

Makes sense. Go Elon!

100% of beggars on Nairaland are scamsters.

Fake story.

Oyibo land go humble anybody. Try and meet up with him in Africa. Ko le work.

Born in 1979. Small girl. No wonder she stands out.

Madame Tussauds. Who is the Nigerian?

She decided to meet God personally for a cure. Smart woman. She should bring bread on her way back.

So many champions in boxing, it’s hard to keep up.

A god which cannot answer the prayers of one individual is one I will never worship.

Seun:
What makes you so sure that Hamas that dream about killing Jews are good muslims that cannot do that? Do you have friends in Hamas?

Why did my friend catch a ban from reporting troll accounts? What kind of business are you running? Where would someone get the motivation to report offenders if he gets punished for it instead? Something is not right here. Maybe he should head elsewhere.

Easy to say forgive and forget if you weren’t the victim. May he rot in hell.

This guy again?

God called her.

I no dey read fake story. Leave that to bored kids.

Na she know. Hopefully it was a brand new vehicle. Second-hand cars dey run person enter bush. I don’t want to hear stories that touch. We’ve lost too many personalities this year alone.

He should have told you the same thing.

Kobojunkie:
I hope you feel this same way when it is the woman who up and abandons the man in marriage instead.

“Life Is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Ogun na place? Hain!

These women dey birth children at age 11? Them dey force their pikin to run the same feat?

There is nothing modest in the fact. That is what adults do once their kids are fully grown and married off. Should he live in an empty mansion to please the masses? Na those kind situations fit make person commit suicide.

Will it be completed in our lifetime? The Millennium Tower in Abuja is still in construction hell. At least there is ongoing work for the meantime. A completion date of 2010 has gone thirteen years past the deadline.

I will come back. I don’t know anywhere else.

Nigerians don’t deserve Multichoice offerings of any sort. Make una stick to una 240p NTA stations. Ordinary ShowMax of 1,500 Naira per month, children on Nairaland look for ways to cheat the system. Make good things continue to elude una.

Men are visual. Men watch porn. Oloshos and prude girls watch porn to satisfy men’s fantasies.

Pointless video without context.

Boring.

I would send aid his way. Hopefully my little contribution will go a long way.

Exercise, people. Life no get duplicate. We have only one body. Maintain it. Guinness stout is not engine oil for the body as ignorant children on Nairaland claim. It is poison.

Bored children at it again. One of them come carry am here so equally bored children on Nairaland will join in the fray. 4chan autists try the same tactic, not realizing Nairaland na local league.