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youngbilly1: Mr man, i deal with phones, i can tell you point blank not everyone can afford a brand new smart phone, and sometimes a uk used last longer than a brand new. For example i bought the uk used S3 for 83k when S3 first came out for 90 + it was quiet expensive, till today its functioning fine, i have colleagues of mine who bought brand new S3 of recent when the price fell,they complain of one issues or the other. So not everyone can afford a brand new thats why its called USED!so there's nothing like discount,you just gotta be smart when buying a used phone. Same with cars people rather buy tokunbo.

baba, please permit me to drop few lines. Money is the number one factor when considering a project. i perfectly understand fellas go for used items when they cannot procure the brand new.. i'm still wondering where folks got the knowledge of "used item is/can sometimes be better than brand new".. i hope we all know a used item (tokunbo) was once brand new....

Baybe: Not only scratching. Don't pack your balls, in fact don't touch your balls in front of a girl it's irritating

.... hi dear... Been to your profile like God knows when... could you please Show your face on your profile picture.. thanks

MissYuzedo: Plz don't just view. Help me

..... I checked your profile picture and saw "this puss*y is clean, this puss*y is juicey" first impression noted

CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

all them one chance... Lucky you.. Give Him all the praise

Dhurmynick: Gimme the link

google Bose Akunmu

Dhurmynick: Gimme the link

google Bose Akunmu

kennypoka2: wat if in a situation where d guy don't even feel a thing towards the gal. how will she feel after d rejection. Gals r emotional u know

you have a point.... he should politely tell her which is being matured... but personally, I like to look at brighter side in everything...

kennypoka2: this is not control and u know it. A guy will see this as weakness even if he loves d gal. but I can't say sha. if he truly loves Maureen, it mite work but I still say d guy don't love her much.. I advice them to remain good friends. it works magic

Local dude will take advantage of Maureen but someone who understands how hard it is for a lady (African ) to come out straight and tell you she's feeling you will give her a good reason that happiness lasts forever... Maureen, I wish you the very best

maureen5: I just want to get this out. It's about time I do. I like you. Like. A lot. I know we are just friends, but. I do. I can't help it. But I want you to do me a favor. Think. Just, think. Think about what it would be like to give me a chance. Think about what it would be like to be with me. Just for a moment, and if the idea is terrible to you, well, I hope it's not.

I've tried flirting, to maybe hint at you. But I don't think it has worked. But then sometimes I think you maybe flirt back, but it's hard to tell. I know you're a people person. You are a really nice guy. You can't help it. But sometimes you come off as a bit of a really serious minded. And it breaks my heart, because i think you don't even notice you like me.

We met on nairaland, you helped me when i had some issues with my phone. you are quite a tech guru, intelligent and smart. ever since then you always help me out whenever i have questions. i have a huge crush on you.

DANG I SAID IT. . i just hope you read this and don't hate me deejay_harry1.

trust me you're courageous and I salute that.. most girls got no balls to do this. Nice one sweetie..

tpia@:
Good for her, but why didn't she buy it before now, just asking.

Didn't she buy a very expensive car previously? She could have bought the house first then the car second.

Btw , source @ op.

What nonsense are you blabbing... we all have a list of scale of preference (priority) Which has to do with individual differences... who are you to dictate which she has to buy first? You no get parents? Balderdash!! @Linda Ikeji God bless you... You'll see your children's children's children

pickle_juice: But you have to trust your partner completely in a relationship, that is what love is built on "trust". She wasn't a side chick she was my girl.

.... shit happens.....

The best thing you can do to yourself is to tell yourself the truth...

Good day NLs, I want to know if the police clearance must be done in Lagos or can one actually do it in the state CID of his state... must one submit his document to VFS? Is it possible to apply for Canadian visa online? And how long will it take to process.

pickle_juice: Thanks guys for ur reply. She is very much in love with me. She was getting so much pressure from family to get married. And like I said she is not very confident in making decisions so she was trying to please her family by showing that she is serious with getting married I think? And now she is in a big mess.

Guys please keep your opinions coming I really appreciate your comments. I might actually give her a link to this thread.

To the best of my knowledge, women has the problem of indecision.. if she's really in love with you, she wouldn't have had a list of other folks interested in her.. Which makes you an alternative.. how can she consider to make someone she has never met an option of Marriage.so what if it doesn't work out with the Malaysian dude, she'll either fall back to you or consider another applicant with a lotto (baba ijebu). after the whole display happening now and she finally settles with a man, another prayer warrior/family can still convince her to divorce and marry someone else.. ask her what she really wants, if she's considering other options, take a walk boss

Fynestboi: [size=15pt] thank you boss.... I love you more sir.... [/size]

I smell gay threat....

lomomike: You smack of ignorance. How can you just come online and display your ignorance its a shame Your parents sold tyres before you were born yet you you really don't know what tyres is all about.
Tyre rims height, diameter, weight, width etc is directly proportional to MPG. Why didn't the car manufacturers who know much about their product after subjection their products to batteries of test just write "rim is rim and has nothing to do with fuel consumption..."?

hehehehehe... when I said rim is rim, I meant 18rims.. as the thread dude created.. was trying to correct a brother who said the folk needs to get four new 18rims when he already has 3. Fuel consumption has to do with engine and not tyres. You need to grow up..

Onyenna: 235-50-18 and 245-50-18 will have same height..the only difference is the width(ie 235 & 245)...255-40-18 will still be of same height but shorter-stomach-area(by the side) and it will probably have the largest width compared to 235 and 245...they all have a difference of 10(width-wise) ie 235,245 and 255...... Summary: they all have same height which means your car is Balanced..... You're not in any Danger sir.....

I salute your wisdom... you know about tyres.. seems you deal on tyres.. I do

Lexusgs430: Size 18 alloys wheels will kill fuel economy ? What about the beauty the 18' alloys adds to the feet of the vehicle? I run 220/40/18 on the rear (both sides I hasten to add) and 215/35/18 on both front. Makes the ride @ high speed more stable !!!!!
The deep dish 18' split alloys always tempts me to wash them and bring out the shine, forget fuel economy and look beautiful !!!!!

rim is rim and has nothing to do with fuel consumption.. I guess your car is an SUV.. it's only the 16rim tyre that you need to change to 18 along with the tyre. *I run 220/40/18* no tyre number is 220. I suppose you wanted to say 235 or 225 or 245, 255 Etc. my parents deal on tyres before I was born till date so I know everything in Case you got more questions

hersweetness: 5100

God bless you 10x10+45.. I like smart people...

Andyblaze: Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me

So I just met this girl 2 months ago and so far, it’s been a good relationship apart from her always telling her family about our sex life.

But then the bigger problem is that she doesn't know how to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of her saliva in my mouth which I usually have to swallow because I don't want to hurt her pride by going to spit right after she kisses me.

I've talked to her about it though jokingly and she always says it’s because she's usually so turned on when we kiss deeply that she doesn't have control over how much she salivates.

Do I leave a small basin beside the bed whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra.

Advise please.

How old is your girlfriend... I smell *pervert* in the building

dedons: End time drawing

Rotflmao

Quite unfortunate... Rip to the fellas.. I really sympathize with their families.. God help us

kulyie: it is just what i feel.poverty and mama ngozi pls i wan buy 50 naira garri and pampers,i will give you the money next week,next week the seller comes to harass borrower for her money and shes like mama ngozi,give us time,we just pay landlord money,i will pay later is avoidable.how can a man who can hardly sustain himself take care of a family.remove sentiments,sho mogbon wa.

I am not in any way saying the man has to be super rich or a billionnaire before he settles down for marriage or find a wife,my point is that at least,he should first establish his feet on the ground.you are a married woman yourself and you should know that lack of finances causes friction in the home except you decide to pretend like you dont know.

My dear,i love you does not pay the bills o.tell him the HOME TRUTH

You're very disgusting with your comment ... learn to count your words... how much do you earn? You're probably the kind that go around Bleep.ing for peanut money... you've probably been carried around town with different cars and in different hotel rooms. how rich was your dad when he got married to your mom. You're definitely not a material. Akpa amu

Recently Used mine to download Bose Akunmu s.ex tape that just leaked... watching out for ini edo 's

Sen.tempest:
Plz oh make una leave catholics and their doctrines alone, only God has the final say and remember to remove what is in ur eyes before u remove sm1 else. MARY IS NOT OUR GOD But a mother dat all mothers shud emulate, she is a role model and a queen. If all women out there wil learn 4rm her bet me this world wil be a beta place 2 be, like she is Humble,obedient,holy,virteous woman who stood by her son til death even when Simeon told her that a sword wil pierced her soul on the day of our Lord Jesus presentation.
As 4 worshiping? we dnt, ok wat abt ur pastor u worship like an angel, u only belif what he say concernin ur life, pay tithe and 80% pple are dying of hunger! Okoo ur pastor's wife nko whom u honor so much and cal upon her whenever u are in a cirtical situation. God open our spirtual eyes so we can know the truth cos only d truth can set us free and nt all dat cal me father,father wil go to heaven! Salvation is not free oo. Thks

the word "TRUTH" is what one believes... I like you already..

Sen.tempest:
Plz oh make una leave catholics and their doctrines alone, only God has the final say and remember to remove what is in ur eyes before u remove sm1 else. MARY IS NOT OUR GOD But a mother dat all mothers shud emulate, she is a role model and a queen. If all women out there wil learn 4rm her bet me this world wil be a beta place 2 be, like she is Humble,obedient,holy,virteous woman who stood by her son til death even when Simeon told her that a sword wil pierced her soul on the day of our Lord Jesus presentation.
As 4 worshiping? we dnt, ok wat abt ur pastor u worship like an angel, u only belif what he say concernin ur life, pay tithe and 80% pple are dying of hunger! Okoo ur pastor's wife nko whom u honor so much and cal upon her whenever u are in a cirtical situation. God open our spirtual eyes so we can know the truth cos only d truth can set us free and nt all dat cal me father,father wil go to heaven! Salvation is not free oo. Thks

the word "TRUTH" is what one believes... I like already..

Judge not

Isodice: when do mails started disappearing from inbox

village people

Airforce1: Wizkid is an angel..
I love him.

I smell gay threat......