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madness.com:
I wish mak I'm pass orda mak police stop de harass us evritime 4 ashawo house

I feel your pains....

#me@:
Some punks here said im gay. How the fuq can a girl be gay?? May thunder faya dem.
I luv Alampasu :*

can I hollla you... give me a chance to prove to them you ain't gay nor lele

pweetiedee: gimme ur own number.

Smiles.... I should be the one To push the first call and not the other way round... patiently waiting

suxxman: im dey expect anoda money ni? story.

You must be kidding me.... lol

pweetiedee: lolss. Oya call me

I didn't catch your number.... Or FB name..

pweetiedee: lolss. Oya call me

I didn't catch your number.... Or FB name...

bestplanb: I practise withdrawal method,though is difficult but is safe and reliable

. The word is #Coit.us interruptus

tola9ja: leave d pregnancy may is d only child left 4 u and u hav delete 2

what primary school did you attend?

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

are you gonna give him your kpomo to shine afterwards?

She has to tell her mom. She should stop being close to her dad by hugging, playing/going to his room at all, adapt to dressing up appropriately at all times, scold her dad whenever he dares touches her ass. She should be very careful about her dad henceforth...

pweetiedee: i love dat am created btifully, ppl say de love my legs,my slim figure,d way i walk,my dark hair,my eyes,long thick eyelashes, and lips. But what i love most abt myself is d fact dat i am intelligent, am always on point.(ppl say dat too) thank God

well i like being honest... from what you said, you must have some hot legs.. I like slim, lips if you 're a good kisser but I think I love what's in between the legs more.. no offence. can I call you?

Awoofawo: Chai nairaland don... I no fix finish the thing wan say!

Anyway, rather than tell you, what I like most about myself. I will tell you what I hate most.

.... My pen*is! the yeye thing dey embarrased me, when he see any figure-8 in skirt.

He go dey jump up, dey salute and dis-obey superior order and command from above. On many occassions he don tear the zip for my sokoto cos he wan peep at omo mama Eve!

Anyone here know 1kind special punishment to reform and cure headstrong penis, hala me.
don tire of there imsubordinate behavor of that yeye thing..

Where is that yesterday thread self.. wetin dem that man do him johnny-man...
h! ayammu inspire that that bobo, e no easy dealing with strong-head pen*is!

I suppose you don't have a chick... well go get one or go to mallam shop on your street and procure lux soap before it gets out of hand...

nkirupass: I love my bust, they are small and comfy for me.
I love my shape, it is subtle but sexy.
I love my babyface, it makes me look younger than my age.
I love my lifestyle, never a dull moment.
I love my looks, I make heads turn.
I love my religion, it gives me hope.

are you serious right now... can I call you?

[quote autsilverdam][url]tosinsilverdam./2013/10/10/must-read-im-pregnant-for-my-cousin-again-after-2-abortions/[/url][/quote]he without sin should cast the first stone... se.x outside the umbrella of marriage is a sin. We all are in no way near to perfection. Digging it with a blood~related folk is something else entirely.. I ain't condemning you. The deed has already been done. Abortion is not the right thing honey. Go to your pastor or reverend and confess.Go through the humiliation and hatred once but always remember that only God forgives and cleanses. Take a step forward by doing the right thing. Very best

Solozzo: He is a driver on a salary of 30,000N per month in Lagos . They already have three young sons and his vwife delivered quadruplets who are underweight and in neonatology unit in LUTH, Lagos. He is begging for N1milion to offset bills and support family.

What a life, while many women are childless and looking for a baby in church, infelity clinics and babalawos, others are filled with the blessings of the womb!


Source
http://odili.net/news/source/2013/oct/9/330.html

you're on a monthly salary of 30k... the word "Nigeria" means survival of the fittest... knowing fully well that Nigeria is not a bed of roses, God blessed you with three wonderful kids... what more are you looking for by going down that lane with your wife without condoms.. this wouldn't have been a topic... God gives children and I believe he'll see you through... very best

Babe2sure: I love my pretty face (I am babyfaced) people always guess my age wrongly.

Then my intelligence,I get easily noticed and singled out among people cos of it.

in summary, you're approaching your menopause....

P@lesa:
I love my body especially my butt its nicely shaped

can I please call you...

Akshow: Mtcheeeeeeew. Abegi who knw d prize of tecno phantom A2. God punish galaxy n lumnia plus bb. Tecno on point.

slotlimited.com price is 42k. 5.7inch screen, 13.5 back camera, battery life is too sharp.. I use phantom A+

write2obi: ------------------De Gea-----------------------

---Smalling----Rio---Vidic----Evra------------

------------Carrick-----Fellaini-------------

---Valencia----Rooney-----Young------------

------------------RVP----------------

and the match was .......De gea..... (goal) stalling,Rio,vidic,evra... carrick. (Goal) fellaini.................... Valencia,Rooney, (Goal) young..... rvp goal...looooool

mobuch: @OP

Did you read this shiit before posting it?
I had great difficulties dissecting your posts.
Did you pass through secondary schl?

Pls dont be offended, am just been honest.

itk... Before you curse soomeone out due to little error, make sure you're perfect.. If you did go to sec sch, you'll definitely be able to ignore errors and understand.. "am just being honest" and not been... Silly ass.. educated my balls

semid4lyfe: Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone Users should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

Hi NL, I use to have WhatsApp on my Nokia asha 200 and I got the cheat on Nairaland cos my phone is a double sim phone. please how can I reinstall WhatsApp on my Nokia asha 200?

In summary, you're a great dad. You'll live long to see your children's children. God bless your hustle boss. Keep it up.

Cathaliya: oo chim, thank God I am wonderfully made and naturally endowned...

Eziokwu!!!! I'd like to know you...

aaron6190: What a decision, even a mad man won't make such a decision. Recently a man killed his wife and four kids then threw a party at night and burned both him and the guests that came for the party. If you haven't heard the news, check it out on http://deucesreloaded..com
What a wicked world, you would cry when you read it I PROMISE

A million congratulations to her RIP

Dollarjunkie: Please am new here, how can I hide my post?

Write your post on a piece of paper instead and put it in the over head ceiling in your room, there you go boss

wisestman: end times tins......

people like you should be locked up for live in a zoo... What has "end time things" got to do with what happened. We are Africans and we've got African mentality extremely. Whites, picture things from a different perspective entirely. They try new things to make it possible, that's why we have the saying "after God Na white" but we don't.. We only carry on what are great grand fathers taught us. You must not blab to comment.. Otherwise, shut the fu*ck up... Seun, I think you should filter comments before its posted

Samelfisha: End time tinz

no wrry bro she will learn, time will tell

are you stupid or something.... If you have nothing to say, shut the fu*ck up... What has end times got to do with this. By the way what's end time? Balderdash

Samelfisha: End time tinz

no wrry bro she will learn, time will tell

are you stupid or something.... If you have nothing to say, shut the Bleep up... What has end times got to do with this. By the way what's end time? Balderdash

deejay_harry1: END TIME TINXOOOOOO

while in anoda news,,

8years old pikin dey use ipad

you need to grow up, and what has this story got to do with end time.. Haven't you heard of the word "suicide" before, or is this the first person committing it? Christ Jesus said no one knows when he's coming... You better stop blabbing

badoist: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2403637/Eight-year-olds-iPad-charger-exploded-fathers-hand-giving-huge-electric-shock-killed-her.html

African mentality, Nigeria is 50years backward. That's why in western world, kids are recognised for inventing something remarkable at the age of 12/13. Cos they are exposed to technology at earliest stage.

Jasboi: End time tinz

are you mentally deranged or something. What has this got to do with end time. He's a Chelsea fan and decides to make his wedding colour blues. Isi aki