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modele2: I have one. Strangely enough the thing actually gives some support. Its great when used with strapless dresses thats when i deploy it(which is not vey often) . However cant be used when breastfeeding.

..... Nice one. Can I have your control cos I'd like to see it on you.. That's if your not married

Phantom A+ is everything. Got mine last week. 35k. I already installed swype keyboard. phone memory is 4gig and comes with 8gig memory card. games are heavy.installing grand theft auto III right now.a out 669mb. this phone is kiling.

sheedy407: Make person convert d video comot you tube so we go fit download am

Copy any youtube link and paste on "clipconverter.cc" scroll down and click download to convert and then after the conversion, click download again and save... Enjoy!

[quote author=snthesis]dear NL members,
i need your advice.
i am in my late 20's got a good payin Job, unfortuntely/fortunately met a beautiful angel 5months ago ( twasnt planned). a few hours ago was almost tempted to ask her to marry me, but sum1 interrupted our blues.
so I'm back home, and contemplating my decision to settle down,
economically, it would involve
1. moving out of my rent free abode- accommodation (2yrs+ Agency) =1.9million naira
2. furnishing = 1million naira
3. wedding hall = 1million naira
4. entertainment of guest (traditional + white wedding) = 1million naira
5. Honeymoon tinz = 1million naira
grand total for settling down = 5.9million naira

alternatively
i cud just buy a tokunmbo Range Rover = 3.5million naira and use the change to be a "Bigs Boy"

i have the said money, so i aint sourcing, so pls by fellow NL members what should i Do, PROPOSE, marry, and settle down or buy a RANGE rOVER AND BE A bIGZ bOY.
It's obvious you're looking for comments.. Since am here, I've to drop mine... Why tokunmbo when there are brand new ones like Bugatti, porsche,range vogue,Lamborghini, Ferrari, honda crosstour etc as a bigs boy indeed. Some said you flowing like daddy's boy, like someone in his teens, some are asking you to grow up etc (that's offensive brothers).. To me, I pity the unfortunate chick in question who's dating a kid...

Do try and have your dinner very early so you'd take your last drinking water latest by 7pm daily.. And it should be just a sachet of pure water.. Ensure to use the convenience by 10pm before you go to bed.. Remember your problems in your prayers.. You don't need drugs for this trust me.. The Lord's your strength

From the little I know about TOEFL exam, it comprises of testing one's reading,writing,listening and speaking skills. "As we all know that a family is not always blood-related, generally those that care" Please guys I need your help as regards to writing toefl exam. If you've written a toefl exam before, I need to know what it looks like ie tips, guidelines on expected questions, the kind of essay to be written. Your contribution counts a lot. Life's all about growth and experiences. We all learn everyday! Thanks. I hope I make it to the front page. Mods!! I salute your wisdom. A brother needs your help

Mrs. Mango:
You this stalker again?
For your info, I don't have flat features.

. Permit me to see your pic pls

[quote author=PureOhio]I’m happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

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My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room. This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?
I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all. What should I do?

You guys should buy a home theatre set to neutralise your wife's excitement voice while going down that lane , lock the room door. Your mother-in-law is an adult and should be able to take care of your kids knowing fully well that we're in rainy season.. And if she refuses to chillax, you the man of the house and should set your rules and regulations and if it doesn't suit her, she should take a walk.. Balderdash!!!

Princessmel: My dear nairalanders will you support me? Can you vote for a lady to be president of Nigeria and more importantly can you accept and follow the leadership of a woman ?

. Give me 100m naira for mobilisation of youths, kings and okada people.. You know how it is.. Money talks, bullshit works"

val_dee: I must say that your frankness is amazing, wish many chics can be this frank.

You gonna get someon that you love, if you don't already have, that is for sure.

. It may be me..

Preciousgirl: i doesnt have a ex

. Which primary school did you attend?

Why won't they buy casket and wish you dead.. When your primary assignment is Omawumi

I concluded my nysc program this February and we (corpers that served in primary schools) were not paid a dime for our state alawi throughout the service year.. In as much as I served in Asaba which is the state capital of the so called oil disgusting state, the roads are nothing to be compared to imo state.. The okada people in Asaba address Uduaghan as the state chairman instead of Governor.. Uduaghan is a bloody thief.. What he knows how to do well is to get Omawumi preggy

when one of the sex workers identified as Chinasa raced out of her room in what could be best described as “Hot Pant” that merely covers her nudity and with big bottle of stout and cigarette to drag one of them for sex.
resisted the attempt on him but the hooker’s method gained prominence and was dragged into the room.

LEADERSHIP FRIDAY checks revealed that the sex workers modus operandi is to woo unsuspecting men into having sex with them via their skimpy dresses; a situation they also display their pubic hair.

In summary!! Spirit Conji

topeorekoy: I was on Ademola Adetokunbo, I saw this crowd gathered around a car right in front of Eko Hotels. I stylishly moved closer and asked one of the usual Lagos "gather around' and was told that the couple while driving along the road slept and eventually stopped in front of Eko Hotels.

Despite people opening the car doors, the couple still did not wake up but they are breathing as at the time I took these pictures.

What could have happened to this couple? Were they drugged or are they on drugs?




http://topeorekoya..com/2013/05/photos-couple-sleep-off-while-driving.html

. What's the name of their village? African technology is involved

sexyseun: I have always been very protective when it comes to s.ex, but right now i have a feeling that i am preggy. Been having serious headaches and feverish feeling for some days now and i cant just allow myself to see a doctor for the fear of pregnancy test, my dad would kill me if its real, please how can i confirm if i am pregnant without seeing a doctor? Then lastly, is it possible for someone to get pregnant even when the guy used a condom?

. Sweetie pie, I perfectly understand your situation.. Of cos in parties, one thing leads to another... Adding to the highness fact.. Go get a preggy test and know how to face it.. serious friction,putting it on inside out, expired condom, and if the lady didn't shave, "iron sponge as hair" it results to "wear and tear"

[quote author=Aleovera]Ogugua, thank you for the welcome. Honestly babe I understand why you seem so vexed and can relate with the passion your post exudes. Reason is I have been at the very place you are. I think you kinda misunderstood the content of my post, I did not leave my boyfriend for a married man, ( I fell in love not loose my mind). The reason I took a break was not to play the victim as you also wrongly assumed, but to re-evaluate things.

I have no intention of stealing any woman's man because I do not see myself having a meaningful relationship with a man who is already taken. Like I said, this thread is to assist all(myself included) who have been entangled in wring relationships to take the bold step of getting out by discussing meaningful ways to do that.

Get rid of the judgmental attitude. #Your post was for the public to read and comment.. "Judge not for you may not be judged" as the saying goes.. You judged people who indulged in this act.. What do you expect? Am not condemning you here cos no man is perfect... Life is all about growth and experiences.. The deed has already been done.. You must not live with guilt all the days of your life cos of this evil act.. Go and confess your sins to God, your bf and that man's wife... (Becareful so that woman won't slaughter you) All you need is forgiveness and change from those ways.. From your little story, you're still a good chick and can still maintain your standards like before if you wish to.. Goodluck swt

Popowaa: Ever Gone On A Date With A Braggart Before?

I went out on a date on Sunday with this guy who had this very amazing personality. We started talking and I was initially enjoying it till he started bragging. He bragged throughout the night about what he has achieved in his young life, flaunting his phones and how he has travelled around the world and all those unnecessary stuff. I was starting to get bored so I pretended to doze off and he shook me up and asked me if I wanted to go home. I just told him he was talking too much so I wanted to go home.

He asked me out on Tuesday and it was even worse than Sunday. The guy bragged so much I decided to teach him a lesson. I ordered so much food I didn't even touch it. He kept asking if I wouldn't eat and I told him I will. This guy was insisting on me ordering more stuff since money is not a problem to him. I ordered more and ordered for a takeaway for my sis. But I swear I didn't eat anything. The guy started complaining when he had to pay saying I had wasted the food and money and I told him he can let them pack it for him. LOL.

He has been calling me since and i ve not not answered. I dont think i want to date a guy like dat but if he insist i will show him pepper.

. Him being childish doesn't mean you should? Make him grow up instead of ordering food for your village... If he's cool for you to date, fix him to what you want and if he's not, plainly tell him.. He's childish.. Are you from a hungry fam? To avoid cases of invitation to his house and raping and killing.. God forbid though

Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

SOURCE: http://www.mynaijagist.com/i-cheated-on-my-husband-and-i-plan-to-continue/

. Hello dear... The road your hubby is taking by cheating on you is absolutely wrong before God and man.. You know he's wrong and you have the smelly balls to put up that you're fucking outside your marriage? Bravo!!he's looking for a way to dissolve the marriage.. You found out he's cheating on you, you're still living in same house since you don't wanna be a single mom.. If he finds out you're digging it outside, that's his opportunity you're leaving that house.. And you said you don't wanna be a single mom.. Who's fooling who? All the people who commented saying "men think say na only them get grounds have never been married.. And has no experience of what marriage institute is all about.. When you get kicked out, you'll see their new comment.. Trust me.. If he's cheating on you, that doesn't mean you should go Bleep every Tom, dick and harry in the name of "do me I do you"... Women always talk about dignity.. Where's yours? You took the vow "for better for worse" where's your faith woman?? Women stand as the solid pillars of God in every home.. You're an adult and you should know the dangers of sleeping around.. You're prone to STDs, getting preggy and what the heck are you expecting your growing up kids to do? You're not only breaking your marriage vows but committing ADULTERY.. Which is Balderdash!! Digging it outside is not the solution!! Face your problems squarely.. You have four kids, I know its pretty hard to take care of yourself and your kids. be matured... Get something doing and take care of your kids.. Always pray to God for your hubby to change for the better.. Even in the bible, there are trial times.. What you're going through is one of the ups and down of life.. Its your decision to make things right if you wish to.. Goodluck!! Consult your marriage counsellor if necessary

Offering time, blessing time!” So goes the chorus from members of the congregation whenever it’s time to give offering in most churches.

To most Christians, the offering time is, indeed, a time of immense financial blessing. But recently, the offering time turned into a moment of hot curses in a Lagos church when an already used condom, dripping with semen, was discovered inside the offering box after the Sunday service.

It was like a weird dream, according to the former Chairman, Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN), Ogba Zone, Prophet Tobi Okonkwo, who witnessed the incident. The cleric said he couldn’t believe his eyes when a discarded condom, with stains, was discovered in an envelope in the offertory box of his former church.
When Pope Paul VI warned on June 29, 1972 that the smoke of Satan had entered the church, not many Christians took the warning seriously.
With this recent incident, Okonkwo admitted that the agents of darkness had infiltrated the churches in large numbers and now occupy high-ranking positions in the gathering of God’s children, where they wreak untold havoc on the unwary flock.
Okonkwo, who is also the General Overseer of Living Word Prayer Assembly, Agege, Lagos, wept over man’s ingratitude to God during a recent monthly thanksgiving programme of the church, tagged Manna from Heaven.
Although the service was a joyful moment where the shepherd distributes food items and other gifts to his flock, his startling revelation brought a hush of silence on the congregation.
His words pierced the hearts of the worshippers, as he explained how man had become ungrateful to divine benevolence. His several instances of the atrocities committed in hallowed places pointed to the fact that messengers from hell now walked about freely in hallowed places. “It is really bad.
It has got to a point where some people come to the church to mock God. They are anti-Christ but they still go to church. You could imagine how somebody came to the church and decided to give a used condom in an envelope to God.
You can see how wicked man has become,” he said. Okonkwo said the giver of the abominable gift refused to confess his crime, even when the entire church rained curses profusely on whosoever was responsible.
He said, “A curse was laid on the person. Even before the people laid the curse, God had already seen the abomination committed in his house by someone, who pretended he came to the church to worship God.”

I see you're posting this just to attract comments... How can you stupidly post a topic without the content... And then you end up closing it with bullshit.. Absolute balderdash!!

Shollypopz: My God!! He looks like he doesn't belong here on earth. He must live among the gods, he's only visiting us humans.

His eyes, his lips,......I just want to have his baby

. I like people who are straight to the point... Chill till you see me

Jail Inmate Allegedly Got FOUR Guards Pregnant[/b]

Federal authorities have indicted multiple corrections officers and gang members at the Baltimore City Detention Center, alleging that the Black Guerilla Family gang had control of the facility. "This is my jail," suspected gang leader Tavon "Bulldog" White said on an intercepted phone call. "I'm dead serious... I make every final call in this jail... and nothing go past me, everything come to me.". Bulldog, only you na bad guyS

Pachesky: o joor la biati" @op we resemble prophet to u,go okija shrine table ur mata dia im sure dem go reveal evry 2 u...junky

. Hahaahhahaha.. I see you Pachesky

[quote author=roli21]I'm male 23,,,a virgin...I do have wet dreams at times,,,I asked somebody who said it's a normal thing since i have not had sex before and the sperm when accumulated does find a way to force itself out becos 3million sperms is produced in the bOdy daily..but the wet dreams do cum wit fantasies though....so i just wanna ask u guys (esp dos non virgins)...do u still have wet dreams...is it normal? thanks
If you have wet dreams everyday, maybe you should put on condoms (my bad "Put on balloons) before you go to bed to avoid getting them preggy underworld

musKeeto: When you cry, what comes out of your tearducts? Sperm?

. You forgot to ask him when he sneezes what jumps out...LMAO

[quote author=roli21]I'm male 23,,,a virgin...I do have wet dreams at times,,,I asked somebody who said it's a normal thing since i have not had sex before and the sperm when accumulated does find a way to force itself out becos 3million sperms is produced in the bOdy daily..but the wet dreams do cum wit fantasies though....so i just wanna ask u guys (esp dos non virgins)...do u still have wet dreams...is it normal? thanks











Conji kills...

musKeeto: When you cry, what comes out of your tearducts? Sperm?

. Not sperm.. Spam!!! Hahahahahaha... Y'all are killing me here...

gboss4sure: Who knows how many times onila has wet dreams. @OP na who u dey fuk for dream.

. I just hope its not yvonne nelson cos amma kill this dude

sakaguchi: Mahn! All you need is a fvck, go for it. What are you waiting for; 23yr old male virgin, THAT IS WHAT is NOT NORMAL...

. Hahahahahah...rotflmao.. I love this comment..

Tashamania: [size=14pt]I really hate to say this but this is becoming a constant for a while now.
I try as much as possible to stay away from married men who approach me for friendship, knowing fully well that their "friendship" all bores down to one thing and that is : Spoiling you with good stuffs of life and at the end, demanding to see or have a taste of what is underneath!


Seriously, Why wont this married men let us be and enjoy our youthful lives just the way they've enjoyed theirs?
Is this some kind of wickedness of some sort?
Dont they know that by such doings that they are putting at risk their marriages?
Do they want us (the youths) to suffer the same fate in our marriages (i.e, our own husbands going after young girls too)
Do they want to marry us as 2nd wives or they are just out to spoil our future?!
Is it that they are not happy with their marriages? I dont get it!


I face these almost in my everyday life,the single guys keep coming with the married men ( even those that pretend they are not married) what da heck?! I received the most embarrasing call of my life #days back at about 10pm when a lady called me to stay off her marriage and if not, she knows all my details on where I school and would come haunt me down and am like what the heck again? Whose fault is it this time? The saidman told me he wasnt married! Nawao!
And I wonder where the silly man was at the time his wife was using his cellphone to make this call and threaten an innocent girl like me

Not just that am facing it in the real world, even here on NL, married men who dont even deny the fact that they are married keep disturbing for "FRIENDSHIP"! What kind of friendship do you wanna have with a single lady and online?! Abeg and abeg, I dont entertain married men as friends. I'm sounding this clear because of any married man on here that might have been harbouring such intentions! For GOD's sake, Na Swear? You have a wife - for the s.ex and companionship and kid(s), so what again do you want?
I'm tired of all these, I dont know what method to use in telling you people off again o!!

I want to know what such men want. What abeg? This is beyond me![/size]

. Who we go ask? The story is obviously one sided