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Travel › Re: Guidelines For Newcomers To Port Harcourt by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:16am On Mar 21, 2021
Poloyanabo2:
Don't mind that guy I lived in Abuloma for 2yrs, Abuloma is a nice place especially from Odili road to Okuru junction,
Has one of the best night life among towns that make up Trans Amadi satellite Area.
There's 64% Electricity and good roads, market, schools and bank.
Cheap brothel and concentration of companies(oil services).

The people are welcoming and love minding their business.
Thug life is minimal except you waka careless.
Akwa Ibom girls, beautiful ones plenty the place.
And the place get Jetty, it's a coastal town.
Thanks for this
Politics › Re: SPECIAL REPORT: How Esn’s Attack On Orlu Market Led To Orgy Of Violence by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:29pm On Mar 20, 2021
By Taiwo-Hassan Adebayo


I stopped reading when I saw the name
Travel › Re: Guidelines For Newcomers To Port Harcourt by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:15pm On Mar 20, 2021
Mandela27:
Abuloma na casting
How? Abeg explain my guy been wan move in to Abuloma. He's on transfer from Ogun state
Crime › Re: Again, Gunmen Raze Imo Police Divisional Headquarters, Free Suspects by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:02pm On Mar 20, 2021
Typing....
Politics › Re: Breaking!!! Nmandi Kanu Ordered ESN To Eleme,river State. by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:58pm On Mar 20, 2021
Lajet:
I thank God that Nnamdi Kanu doesn't hide his real character most of us would have been still supporting him blindly.

This so-called man Nnamdi Kanu has no legal power yet he has put the title of Supreme leader in his name. people are bowing down to greet him. he does not listen to advice. he believed that his order is final he does not believe in other people's opinions.

Mark it somewhere if Nnamdi Kanu mistakley become Biafra president he will be worst than Idi Amin of Uganda and Buhari.
Guy there's no democracy and diplomacy in freedom fighting
To be a real freedom fighter, you need some level of dictatorship
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Attack Governor Ortom's Convoy by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:21pm On Mar 20, 2021
Nigeria is at war right now.
It will only get worse sadly
Business › Re: Cryptocurrency: Nigerians Are Free To Use Bitcoin - CBN by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:15pm On Mar 20, 2021
Watch out, cbn will deny this news soon..

Politics › Re: Former Gov. Abdulfatai, Fani Kayode, Others At Democracy Youth Roundtable 5.0 by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:12pm On Mar 20, 2021
Seen
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why The Surge Of Job Dissatisfaction In Nigeria by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:04pm On Mar 20, 2021
Where's the job?
Crime › Re: How Customs Officer Impregnated Me, Absconded –15-year-old Katsina Pupil by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:23am On Mar 20, 2021
I'm only seeing poverty here
Politics › Re: Traffic As Edo State Muslims Block Road While Praying(video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:02am On Mar 20, 2021
My only problem is the shitholic dirty look of a supposed urban area.
In my next 1000 life, I will never be a black man
Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Brother To Death In Ondo For Questioning Her Movement (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:25pm On Mar 19, 2021
Kriss216:
18-year old "Nigerian" girl under the tutelage of her parents sleeping outhuh

Her mates in other countries are learning robotics, trying to change the world, and she's here prioritizing gbola at her tender age. Anuofia!

By 2026, it would be very difficult to find a sensible Nigerian girl.
2026 far nah, haba
Atmost 2023
Family › Re: The Benefits Of Marrying Young Even If You Are Poor by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2021
gbami:
Let me guess.. you are not married.
When you get married and he can't provide make sure you remember me.
Guys listen. From a married man. Marriage no be fantasy island o. It is reality. Nobody expects you wife to contribute a penny in marriage unlike relationship. You go get High BP if you can't provide basic stuff for your family. Reality is different from "20 ways to make marriage work" written by one single woman.
If you can't provide basic for yourself and another person...no marry. Guys, Stand up, Draw your ears..Repeat after me.. "If I no fit provide basics for myself and another person, marriage motivators leave me". You can now sit down guys.
Words on marble
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2021
thatigboman:
this is very bad of to u to say. Withdraw your statement please.
Who is she to tell Pete to shut up?
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:27pm On Mar 15, 2021
dominique:
With due respect sir, kindly STFU
Says an ugly evening newspaper with wide rotten pvssy
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Advises Women Against Leaving Their Cheating Husbands (Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:25pm On Mar 15, 2021
lonlytroy:
Baba Pete Edos your are doing well
Bro take down this picture. It's absurd. In saner climes you could be tracked and arrested for posting this
Crime › Re: Suspected Herdsmen Kidnap Five In Anambra by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:51pm On Mar 15, 2021
Corntree
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala Meets Buhari: WTO Won’t Harm Nigeria’s Economic Diversification by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:38pm On Mar 15, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
what does that blue white and green flag represent??
Sudanese national flag
Celebrities › Re: Real Warri Pikin Celebrates Mother's Day With 3 Generations Photo by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:45am On Mar 14, 2021
And we hardly hear of father's day ?
Education › Re: Mba Daniel, UNN Student Commits Suicide After His Phone Was Seized In Exam Hall by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:43am On Mar 14, 2021
Kennyking1234:
Cool are you a student of the school...
Nope, graduated
Education › Re: Mba Daniel, UNN Student Commits Suicide After His Phone Was Seized In Exam Hall by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:36am On Mar 14, 2021
Kennyking1234:
Computer Science.
Not bad. They have some smart lecturers
Education › Re: Mba Daniel, UNN Student Commits Suicide After His Phone Was Seized In Exam Hall by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:07am On Mar 14, 2021
Kennyking1234:
Baba unizik s the school am entering is it that bad?
Which department?
If it's Biochemistry think twice
Education › Re: Mba Daniel, UNN Student Commits Suicide After His Phone Was Seized In Exam Hall by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:54am On Mar 14, 2021
If you can't handle depression, avoid UNIZIK and UNN Biochemistry department
Romance › Re: A Lady I Tried To Help Scammed Me by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:20pm On Mar 13, 2021
I just counted about 12 gullible Nigerians in this thread alone.
No wonder politicians can easily deceive Nigerians after fvcking them hard core.

Back to the topic, op you are mad. You think all of us here are fools. You sent Tfare to her so she can come over for bleep but she outsmarted you.
You starved to generate the 3k and at the same time you are helping some imaginary nairaland guys.
Fvck off
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Chase Ogun Residents To Benin Republic by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:52am On Mar 13, 2021
And Awolowo wept......
Romance › Re: What Could Make A Young Man Pick Up Interest In Woman Old Enough To Be His Mom? by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:36am On Mar 13, 2021
The kind drama wey I dey act with my 20 years old babe is almost close to 10 Seasons of Telemundo movie.
But my 39 years old milf is heaven on earth.
Everything is 10/10.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:22pm On Mar 11, 2021
Nonexistent1:
Back in school, I once had my neighbor as fucckmate with no feelings attached. She knew my girlfriend and was cool initially but as time went on, she started coming in to ask for one thing or the other whenever my girlfriend visited. Within a short period, my smart girl coded and started asking questions so I stopped the fucklationship with my neighbor. Because of nonsense love, I stopped fucking a caring well endowed babe that lived next door to me. I look back at myself now and feel like slapping myself. Worst thing is that the neighbor loved me and was so into me that she told me that out of respect, she would never entertain male visitors and she never did. I recently got her contact to marry her straight without any delay but i got unlucky, she is married now.
This reminds me of My respectful endowed Kwara babe that year. Her dad is a police man living in 2 bedroom flat for our yard then. I shock when this muslim girl follow me go church on top love matter.
I stopped fvcking her when she started developing sudden love for children. Always hanging out with kids and confessing of how she feels like having her own kid.
As Igbo man wey I be. I closed the fvckery shop make market no catch fire.

But now I'm looking for baby Mama and she's long taken
Politics › Re: Employees Of 5 South-east States Govt May Lose Retirement Benefits by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:39pm On Mar 11, 2021
While poor Osun state paid theirs eekwa?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:35pm On Mar 11, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
Good to see that you are back.
More voice to your message
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Begins Selection For 500,000 N-Power Beneficiaries by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:29pm On Mar 11, 2021
Monogamy:
Another opportunity for Nigerians to benefit from the scheme.

500k is a lot.
Awo's free education did more harm than good
30K that cannot carry me for 4 days despite my frugal spending habit

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