i was served sumtin like dis too at abuja d woman said its abodi bt i left d rice and d dick meat

kcee blike wooli agba

uncle ted are u a bastard?

asarebabson:
ehnn, nw I knw that U most be extremely pretty to av received such commendation from a guy.

i laugh in greek

asarebabson:
just confess that a guy said this to u. Confess nw my dear &. Shame the devil. Lolz

oya i don confess

u got me loling

i tink sum pple are happy

can u see wot ur amebolistic nature has caused u...next time u will learn hw to mind ur biz....still minding my biz though :Pcan u see wot ur amebolistic nature has caused u...next time u will learn hw to mind ur biz....still minding my biz though

NevetsIbot:
she haf vex baje.

dont mind him jare

Mickey7:
i have reported you to mod

u can kindly go to hell...do i look like i care?

Mickey7:
Very foolish girl

very very stupid boy...oniranu

na 6 pack we wan chop?

Oloniyan:
you are from COHEST i guess? PHT alumni

yea DHT alumni

ademega:


health tech has lost genius.
what is your department girl. I am chew 200 level

i finished last year dental dept

Rip to my doctors and lecturer ....DR Ogunseye and dr Adeniyi

It is well

Omoluabi16:
pretty you.

thanks dear

Omoluabi16:
He wants U and I to become an item.

funny u

dancok:
Bush girl forming poshe,

I can't laugh oooo...thanks for reminding me am frm d village..so wot?

dancok:
babe, you are not bad, I don't mind if....... Hmm, just telling our kids how we met on Nairaland,what do u think?

warris dis one saying?

uzoormah:


that she murdered dosnt mean she is a witch. unless uv seen her in ur witches meeting

owk av seen her dere...say anoda tin

uzoormah:


how do u know she is a witch? do u see her during ur meetings?

no be witch dey murder ni

Dyt:
The kids The kids No mother No father
Hmmmmmm I hope they grow outta this trauma

can a witch av kids? She is kidless

[quote author=Canaanland post=43000464][/quote]thanks

Ighoga898:
What a sigh of relieve.. I always have sex dreams.. White people always making life easy, unlike some of our negro broda would interpret it..

I pirri u

Fiziebaibie

I no do anyone..lobatan!

Boda Ade mind ur biz

Hmmmmmm...it is well

ikbnice:
Pleasure turned punishment! in your new relationship, you will be like, 'you better let me see the monster which lives between your thigh before I commit myself to this relationship'.

yes oooo make dem no turn me to open roof

ikbnice:
pounding you with the long pestle so you run go meet someone with a turning stick.

clap for urself..u gerrit ..I cannot cum and die

finest0007:
lol...This one killed me

abeg no die