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One day them go talk say shitting is not good for your health....

Funny thread....Guys got no chill.

ikorodureporta:
for where dj snoop dey

I've never heard of DJ Snoop.

There is no perfect way/steps to approach a girl.

Most time why guys get it wrong is because;

1.They over think.

2.They don't try to regain at least 70-90% control over themselves. ( Yes, there would always be some level of nervousness when meeting a girl for the first time)

3.They don't try be calm when talking to the girl, they just want to quickly speak up what they crammed in their head.

4.When meeting a girl, they are always too conscious of the fact that they speaking to a girl. Relax, just talk to her (strike a conversation) the way you would talk to a guy you are meeting the first time, it would remove all the sexual tension.

5. Lastly, you could try meeting girls online first to build a little bit of confidence, then you can request to meet her in person, by then, you won't be too scared because you are already comfortable with her. Before you know it, you would be good at being comfortable around girls.

DJ Spinnall....

Best DJ in Naija.

All this egoistic biitches self...Sorry your sentimental rants doesn't move me.

Mtscheew....GTFOH..

She is just trying to Cajole the guy to propose to her...

More like, guy you are 30 now... o...Do come marry me.


She is using these gifts to bribe him, he should decline it.

pkpk:
Bro when did u apply and when did u get the link for the logical test ?

I registered 4 days ago, and answered the questionnaire yesterday.

I haven't done the logical reasoning test.

Time to follow the train of waiters. I just did my assessment today...

Hello Everyone..

Another controversial thread again...Una no dey tire?

No offense Toks, this your thread even though it might be unintentional, would encourage men to be reckless and unfaithful.

It's like saying we guys have no will to be committed to someone, whom, most times are fully committed to us. It's not fair if you ask me.

As for me Sha, I don't commit easily and it's a personal decision I made.

But when I commit to someone, I hardly go back. In essence, once I am in, I'm in. No time to be checking out other options. It shows conviction and strength of character.

These things happen all the time so it ain't new.

Good for him afterall

*In koker's voice*

"He can come and go and kill him self"....

Good for him, after all, what is done is done, he cant keep hating himself.

*In koker's voice*

"He can't come and go and kill himself"...

Yes- because I have very attractive traits.

No- because I can be quite hard to please.

kennylyn:
Shut up, go cry in ur backyard, if u feel so hurt by his success

Which success? The imagined one or what?

Nnamdi Kanu is a circus clown, deal with it...

Informative

E don do.... Enough of the complain already...

It's unfortunate that he is 36 and still yet doesn't know what to do.

He needs to start taking responsibilities (this includes of his feelings) and stop putting the blame on everyone else.

It's obvious his passive and selfless nature isn't going to get him anywhere. He needs to be more selfish.

Anyway sha...Life isn't fair to everyone. He should learn to deal with it.

wristbangle:
I fixed the bolded words boss

Still perfect....

ammyluv2002:
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Hy, you are doing a good job ....Keep it up.

But please, are you saying there isn't any job in Abuja that can suit a Chemical Engineering graduate. It must not be engineering inclined per say, I mean a job that is open for even chemical engineering graduate to partake in.

Once again, good job.

Religious people Sha, I can't understand them.

On one hand she narrated her story acting all holy while on the hand she was proud she was the one that disvirgined her hubby to be, infact them don fvck reach 30 times..

Fvck in the night like rabbit, act like the most holiest person during the day.

If to say them don marry I for no talk. But I guess just like 2baba, No body holy pass....

This guy thinks he is some kind of a Messiah...Mention one development he has brought to his people apart from brain washing them to carve a territory for him to rule, being the megalomaniac that he is.

After he has gotten his kingdom, what next? Or he thinks these same people won't demand more from him interms of progress and development? or he thinks he would sit on his thrown while his people hustle to feed him? He is just being delusional, he must thinking he is acting nollywood movie....

Nnamdi Kanu is a clown and deserves to be in a circus where children can point at him and say "look mummy, look at that clown that thinks he is a king"

Yes, I support her.

So .? Make I fry mess?

I'm happy they are being prosecuted, atleast it would serve as a deterrent to others....

For some strange reasons, having thought about it, I think I would be turned off if my wife kneels down to greet me especially in a servile manner.

But waking up and the first thing she wants to do is kiss me, that sure would mean alot to me.....

Okay..

Mindfulness:
I have NOT read the entire initial post ... too depressing.

I am surprised though you solely focused on her "hatred" (I would call it pain) and have not mentioned the cruelty she went through.

I guess I never saw it that way...

Anyway I still think she deserves to be truly happy and she can only do that by not letting her past hurt to rule her (yes I know, easier said than done but it's not impossible)

I no read your epistle, but IMO, the number of ladies above 28 are increasing because:

1) The number of sissies who call themselves men are increasing.

2) Female hypergamy is growing at astronomical rate, no one is good enough for them. You must meet all their criteria to be considered as a mate.

3) Guys who meet their requirements wants to take their pound flesh for their past disappointment before settling down with girls much younger.

Wow....so much bile and hatred.

Funny enough she is a lawyer, Omo as a guy, don't pray she is your prosecutor, if not, you are doomed.

She is the kind of person that makes ordinary folks think feminism is about hatred for men.
(No offense ma)

Ma, behind that cold exterior of yours is a heart filled with love yearning to be compassionate but don't know how to show it without be reminded of the pain you've tried so hard to suppress. Don't you think it's time for you to heal?

There is russian saying (from the comic series, arrow)

"A shark that does not swim, drowns"

Maybe it's time for you to move on.


Cc: Mindfulness