₦airaland Forum

make me sef smile jare ...

Adeola omo gidi... keeping it real nonii

see fine boy..
NL ladies over to you..

why her pikin come resemble Tuface na...
I suspect foul play..

NoIgwegbe:
It is time we started teaching our men and sons to be responsible sexually, instead of excusing their prostitution with 10 different girlfriends as 'African men are polygamous in nature.'
It is about time we stopped excusing a boy who rapes a girl because he took her out for one lunch, and saying she deserved to be raped for eating the man's food, because when that man becomes 60, he starts raping 10years old girls for 200naira, and says, why should I not rape her, after all she ate my money.
there was even a case of a man who paid the 10 year old 10naira. How irresponsble have our men become?
Your 10naira, 200niara, 2000naira or 5000naira does not justify rape.
The value of womanhood cannot be bought with money. so it is not about your money. it is about the irresponsiblity of African men.
This irresponsiblity is pervasive in our society because when your firends rapes a girl, instead of telling him he is wrong, you find a way to blame the girl, and claim that she deserves it.
The same way some men here have found a way to blame the mother of these girls for the action of this 60year old grandfather.
Some even blamed the girls for allowing it last for weeks, claiming that they consented.
What is wrong with our society. YOu continue supporting your fellow men till a 69 year old man rapes your own 10year old daughter.
Everyhting is not women's fault. It is about time we started blaming the men, and making them take responsibility for their actions.

I feel ur pain...

these things are only gud to read in d news.. I just hope it doesn't happen to any of us..

that kid life has been ruined and might have also been infected with God knws wat..

chino11:
Buhari is just an embarrassment to Nigeria. I know those guys there didn't hear anything he said there. What a shame to have a Herdman as a president..only in the dark continent.

leave am..

at least he better pass ur otueke drunkarrd..

a president acting like a local govt. chairman... *hiss

See men dem..
Buhari is a God sent I swear..
Nigerians be feeling fly like dat o
Wailers take a chill pill...

all I see is gud loking flattiess..

btw make una take am softly o... spreading tentacles to the north is very risky..

Abokiis no be yorubas o..

a word is enof for d wise

Igbo officers catch Igbo criminals come abscond with the contrabands abi..


Isookay... na criminal all of dem kuku be bfor

YEEBOS don enter heartbreaking business too?

na deir love for material things na...
like me now wey wan marry oyinbo...
na ghanians go dey marry naija girls last

Andy okobo..

my friend go meet abokii make dem give you burantashi.. or go buy oroki + mokole..


any Nairaland girl wey add you lasan don enter am..

@OP pele...
you sef try buy like two shirts extra dey alternate na

Saraki must go!..
#Neveragain

Eyah...
I miss Mr. Clueless and his pretty wife..

Abokii..
no helmet

Owoh ashewo!..
d girl sef dey enjoy am.. see as she shine teeth

See those hoe*s as dem set..

Chai!.. celebrity life

Abokiis and their love for young puss*ies sef...

I no understand o

Okponee:
Hallo guys. Please I need your candid opinion. I lost my NOKIA Lumia 530 few weeks ago and I want to buy another phone now, by the grace of God.

Which (touch-screen) smartphone should I buy that can browse well; has better battery life; supports Whatsapp; good camera to snap bold pix; bright screen; hotspur etc?

Shey you will buy my fone?

jst 13k... xtouch x2 life 5" full HD display...

it has facebook, whatsapp, bbm, linkedn, twitter etc etc. jst google d specs...

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!

I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013. She accepted to date me on one condition (NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted. Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen. I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...

On several ocassions, she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman, I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit.. Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control. After NYSC, I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture. Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce. Still,I struggled to send her some money through her father's first bank account (she was 18yrs then).

Once in a month, I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year, things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her. After 3yrs, I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so enthusiastic to relay the good news to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep. I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...

Pls save a soul today and God will bless you..Thanks

make I laugh first abeg



padi shey make I advice you?

while you were busy forming Mr. nice guy, someone else was giving her the D real bad..
na jst dat 75% of ur alawee and your life savings made me feel sorry for you..
Just thank your stars you've got a job.. so focus and develop your career, your wife will come to you..

Love I repeat is a SCAM... peace

I suspect MAGUN...
that lady is a whor*e
that's why I always zip up.. 'mi o le je ki obirin kan wa baye mi je'

shameless lots...
they won't see the development and source for new ideas o
na to dey take selfie up and down..
black SLAVES

nawa o...
na East dem go kuku first reach bfor dem reach lagos..

9ice don see 'eja tutu'
the guy pric*k go don hard like dat

TOmmyJidex:
[img]http://www.vodafone.co.nz/cms/images/1375771111887/[/img]

Here are 12 reasons you think you need a new phone that are actually reasons you don’t.

1. Your ‘old’ phone is two years old
Not 4, Not 5, Two, TWO!

2. Your screen is cracked
Your phone’s not broken…your screen is. Just get the screen repaired and you’ll save several Thousands of Naira.

3. You have Some Thousands Naira to spare
You just got a bonus? A tax refund? A gift from your overly-generous grandmother? Instead of spending it on a smartphone you don’t need…Why don’t you buy a new laptop? Because a new smartphone is approximately the same price as a new laptop. Think about that for a moment.

4. You have a NEED FOR SPEED
Yes, new smartphones are faster, slimmer, and sexier. But do you really need a speedier smartphone? Why? So you can load up Clash of Clans 1.2 seconds faster? Because the last time I checked, sending a text isn’t any faster on a Samsung Galaxy S6 than it is on a Samsung Galaxy S4.

5. You’ve dropped your old phone a million times
That means it’s time for an upgrade, right? Wrong. All that means is that you’re probably going to drop your shiny new phone the second you get it.

6. You have unlimited data
If you’re one of the lucky few who still has a true unlimited data plan, you might be thinking it’s a good idea to get a new phone and take full advantage of all those gigs. But while it’s possible to switch phones and keep your unlimited plan… It’s not guaranteed. After all, Mtn really want to “accidentally” kick you off your unlimited plan.

7. You need a bigger screen
You don’t.

8. You need a smaller screen
You don’t!

9. You live in a bad neighborhood
Nothing says ‘rob me’ like a shiny new smartphone!

10. You’re running out of storage space
Try deleting all those Bathroom selfies and Videos of your Dog… or upgrading your microSD card.

11. It’s so pretty
Ohh, look, the Samsung Galaxy S6 comes in emerald! Your old phone is black, so clearly you need to upgrade ASAP. Except…you’re going to put a case on it, right? Here’s an idea: just buy a new case for your old phone and voila—it’s so pretty!

12. It just came out
New smartphones come out all the time. If you can hold off for a year, or even just six months, chances are you’ll get a much better deal on that shiny new handset (although you may want the newest model by then, in which case I can’t help you).

Source: http://www.greenbot.com/article/2985689/smartphones/12-reasons-you-really-don-t-need-that-new-phone.html

Hmmmm!...

nice piece

but as my RAM come small nko?... how shld I fix that?

YEEBOS make una no neva go na..

dnt you guys love us anymore?

Jebusites..
YEEBOS go don trip diee...
#teamyoruba

pecoprince123:
U go even show her the coffin and the posters. Make she see how fine e dey.

naso na..

and I go use d remaining money do better thing

now that's why I classify it as sin..

just imagine..

Wailers una don hear?

Saraki must go..

ProphetUdeme:
Happy sunday brethren. You might be praying to God for something very essential, might be a job, admission, finances, marriage, fruit of the womb but you dont receive speedily answers and at times you pray for years and it still doesnt work out. Relax there are skeletons in the cupboard you need to fish out that is witholding answers to your prayers. Listen attentively.
Your Life Of Sin - yeah its your life of sin that is witholding your prayer request and God does not hear. You might still be living in sexual immorality, lies, jealousy, covetousness, gossip etc. And you go and kneel down and pray but sorry the prayer cant pass the ceiling.
Isaiah 1 vs 15 -When you spread your hands, I will hide my eyes from you, and when you make many prayers i will not hear because your hands are full of blood. And also in John 9 v 31 says that God hears not sinners but if any man be a worshipper of God and does His will, God hears. So its your sin that seperate God from you so He wont hear your prayers.

Lack of Patience - the Lord Jesus told us to keep on praying and not faint.(luke 18 vs1) this is another reason why people dont receive answers. God's timetable is not like man's own, He needs you to be patient and not rushing Him up. So be patient always whenever you ask God of a request.

Selfish Lust Desires - in the book of james chapter 4 vs 3 says that you pray and ask but you do not recieve because you ask amiss so that you may consume it upon your lust, oh well you ask God of big things that you schedule so that as soon as you receive it, you use it to flex around with the desires of the flesh. God knows your heart and wont give it to you till you repent.

Not Abiding With The Lord - yeah the word of God says in John 15 vs 7- if you abide in me and My words abide in you, you will ask what you want and it shall be done to you.
Have you been praying to God and ask Him of something important? Always abide by praying continually and going to church, study His Word, obey His commandments and praise Him daily and abide continually and you will receive answers to your prayers.

Lack Of Faith and Forgiveness - in mark 11 vs 22 the Lord taught us to have faith in God for whatever you desire when you pray, believe that you receive them shall have them and also forgive so that God may forgive and answer.
These are the reasons you dont receive answers. And you keep on praying but no hope. Obey this steps and receive final answers to your prayers.
Happy sunday

lemme ask you one question...

have you received answers to your own prayers?

this your ITK lifestyle won't help you