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na bfor I dey carry condom waka.

but then what's d point?.. when I wnt use it not with d rate at which wayward girls full outsyd now..

Btw condoms are made from fragile materials subject to temp., pressure and so on.... so it requires proper handling else it gets damaged.

This is quite funny..

Dis OP no go sabi book and he has passion for lecturing..

eleyi gidi gaan

I dey try reason d name since.. i still can't figure it out

Hope say no be hausa sha...
else we'll resort to chasing out all foreigners from yourba land

Abokis if una like una sef.. no copy YEEBOS o..

Realist2:
We are all here, best graduating student, faculty of science, 2' yet jobless because of no connection.

I am tempted to question your intelligence really...

so you can't even start networking or apply for voluntary roles in organisations..

you are there waiting for jobs to look for you all cos of your excellent 'la cram la pour' technique abi..

jst continue..

This is really funny...
why Unilorin sef no employ her...
abi who wants to go through the stress of communicating with a deaf person..
do they even still teach sign languages in Nigeria?

bamidele029:
The Yoruba is the arresting officer. The criminals are all Igbos , read the article well

O boy na true o...

na d reporter fit confuse person...

Igbo kwenu!!! I throway salute for una o...
6 at once

Adeniyi omo oko ni yin jare...

E be like say those CRIMINALS dey come check Nairaland o..
they wan dey drag yorubas along with them now so that our E-tribal war go end
Anywayz d ratio still shows who be boss...
Adeniyi omo ale ni e o!

saipn:
you should be the one to keep your stinky mouth shut....if your parents are priviledge to be appointed in any political post in this country,you will not end up in that poo you called university.........

Can you see how stupiid and shallow-minded you are now...
I'm so sure you are a product of one of those glorified sec. skols where they don't know right from left..

How will this country ever move forward with youths like you ..HOW?

vikeyz:
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Can I get iphone 6 Gold colour? ..and at what price...

Thanks

eminemkayc:
Western countries keep ranking their universities top notch. But the question i always ask myself is, who are the researchers who develop the russian Sukhoi 47 (Su-47), the Su-35s, the Su-40s, the Tu-95s(bear bomber-nuclear armed), the Tu-160s, Iskander missles, FOAB(father of all bombs) etc Aren't these scientists and researchers, products of the russian educational system? statistics on global fire power shows that they are the second most powerful nation on the planet, so how come their universities are underrated? same as the chinese? something seems to be wrong somewhere...

Please tell that Slowpoke up there that keeps hating on Naija top skols...
Tell him how the westerners play politics with global University ranking..

ArikeAriyo:
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@OP shey na the jet wey go convey you and ur sweethrt to paris be dat?...

I dey fear this Kachukwu guy o..
make he no go use NNPC money take care of women finish

Lyoncrescent:
Where are all the great akokites, great oau and the rest of the not so great greats. The day government stops giving students of public universities scholarship to subsidize the miserly school fees been paid , is the day universities will rise. Government should fund research and each university should be a center of excellence in at least one field while being self sufficient in raising revenue. The only university in Nigeria that is getting it right is pan Atlantic university. They are trying hard to become a management center of excellence with their Lagos business school. They have strong affiliations with reputable schools and they also teach using the case study method used by Harvard. Covenant is also doing a lot of work in this regard. Endowment funds from alumni and Executive education courses such as advanced management programs can raise serious money for public unis which they can use to fund research, seek international affiliation and improve teaching methods. It is plain irrational that an average primary school fees in Lagos is more expensive than the chicken change public uni students have to pay. Education may be cheap but quality education is expensive cos of continuous research and publications required . Unis have to be self sufficient enventually. Harvard and MIT are private unis

my friend keep your mouth shut...

the Unilag, OAU and co. you are trying to mock probably cos you were denied admission bfor ending up in private uni where they pay alot to buy certificates they dnt merit has been in existence bfor your glorified secondary skols and will continue to be and maintain its standard..

I am proud to have attended Unilag, the uni. of first choice and nation's pride as I wasn't ordered around.. I lived and survived as an adult capable of facing real-life challenges..
my parents are not politicians that send their kids abroad for the best education neglecting their own lands..

what Pride do you have really?

ritababe:
assuming u say covenant, I for agree

What is convenant?

dat one sef na uni? or glorified secondary school..

where papa abi wetin dem call am dey they treat them like kidz...
somthing that cnt happen in community Jss skol talkless of sss...
that's why we have adults with kids brain everywhere.. it has its own effect on our society too.
abeg go sleep jooor

@OP na d kin girls wey dey outsyd now be dat o...

all they want to do is eat, sleep, chat, instagram and spend over 90% of their time on forum sites...
we get dem plenty for here..
they have no manners or knowledge of what marriage entails...

shey Nigeria itself dey part of the top world countries?..

when corruption and bad governance is at its peak..

d whites have lured all our intelligent + upright guys away with visa for their families.. so wat are we saying?

We have mostly dullards and fools left... some even deceive themselves with fasting and prayer forgetting that "faith without work is dead".

Funke baby sho ti land ni?

wen you commot for London na wey I no knw..

See as I just dey scroll up and down to find d scammer name...
@OP which kin life na... you no fit summarize d tin ni?

Asa my bday mate
Happy birthday to us jare..

See as Annie head flatt...
Igbo girls sha.... you'll surely recognize dem

mayb d mama na YEEBOO wey d papa come be Indian

it is possible ..
pls dnt crucify me

na real wa...
No friend no foe. . just live your life and trust nobody expect less from pple datz d only way to be happy..

You sef jst check d name... maka why na?

Di'ja lepa toh badt...

na abokis dem go be..
YEEBOS no fit dey among.. not with their criminal way of life

Daft man...
You wey dem go soon pursue wan probe.. MUMU

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

Eyah OP kpele... mayb ur bf na eunuch..

Btw m open o.. jst in case

To them na NO MANs LAND na... Criminals..
I'm still yet to see d hausas misbehave in yorubaland.. jst so rare

Aunty Bimbo gerraraher..

e ti dagba

Jail them all jhooor.... thieves!

wen dem go pass d death sentence bill for looters na... we need it quick

nawa o...
where some women dey find guys like dis OP wey no go let dem rest ..
@OP wetin make I come do for dis ur matter na?.. I be God?