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 Christianity Etc › Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by flow1759: 9:59am On Jan 03, 2013 |
floriana: Bode George (Pooh be upon him) is one of the cancerous thumbs in Nigerian political landscape. The earlier we cut it of the better.Bros no vex oh, wetin concern BODE GEORGE and EMINEM? Abi na him elder broda? LOL. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by flow1759: 9:53am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Make una leave am na. Let him decieve himself but he can't decieve God. If he want to us to believe let him change to gospel rap. Naso Dmx take change oh, where dmx dey now? I hear say he dey do vendor now (na joke oh). Like d elders say; d downfall of a dry leaf from d tree is a note of warning to d fresh ones. FULLSTOP |
| Politics › Re: Abia Still The Safest State In Nigeria by flow1759: 9:33am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Safe my arss. D same abia that armed robbery is d other of d day. D same abia dat dey robbed my cousin @ osisioma road last month? Imo even safe pass abia. FULLSTOP |
| Family › Re: Can You Allow Your Child To Live With Another Person? by flow1759: 2:09pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
ojuikwu: IGBO CAN DO IT BCUZ OF Money.well THIER BUNCH OF SLAVE IN NIGERIA.i MAGINE YORUBA WILL START PRODUCING Oil.added 2 OUR FINE STATE. Lagos.igbo are borntroway.see them run up and down inside sun.but the money then no get.well make then go back 2 thier ojukwu that starve them.thnks 4 ur corpporation. Welcomeis dis person hi on mari J mixed dried pepper? guy u run comot 4rm psychia home abi? Dem dey find u oh. D federal ministry of health warns d 4 jumbo of mari J a day leads to kolomentality. FULLSTOP @topic, hell no FULLSTOP AGAIN |
| Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Seat Of The Caliphate(sokoto) by flow1759: 1:46pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
So sokoto is dis fine ehnnn? |
| Politics › Re: Did Azazi Supply Arms To Niger Delta Militants? by flow1759: 8:22am On Jan 02, 2013 |
But Azazi is dead na, if only d dead can speak. But those names mentioned should b interogated if guilty they should send dem behind bars (how possible is dat 4 dis naija) FULLSTOP |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Many Hours Do You Spend On Nairaland In A Day? by flow1759: 10:13am On Jan 01, 2013 |
ffo: u need deliverance.wetin b ur church make i come 4 deliverance. MR "u need deliverance". Ffo y are u picking on me. U c me 4 dream? |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Many Hours Do You Spend On Nairaland In A Day? by flow1759: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
ffo: u can as well answer d question.sorry oh oga FFO. Btw FFO is it an acronym 4 "foolish fat olodo"? Just asking |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Many Hours Do You Spend On Nairaland In A Day? by flow1759: 1:26pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
4-6 hours daily. Mehn na nl dey kill my battery finish, because of nl i get FOUR batteries. I love joke and literature/writing sections. Come to think of it, if u stay 4 nl for 24hours a day, dem go pay u salary? |
| NYSC › Re: What Has NYSC Done For You? by flow1759: 9:47pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
[quote author=ednut1][/quote]Some people AJEBO just too much. So u want nysc camp to have AC, TELEVISION and DSTV, or u wan dey chop FRIED RICE, SHAWAMA and TURKEY, and also drink HENESSEY and CHAMPAGNE B4 u go serve abi. U go serve to enjoy? Una wey dey talk make una knw say nysc is like a paramilitary oh. Like i said b4, if u no enjoy ur nysc year, search well na u cause am. FULLSTOP |
| NYSC › Re: What Has NYSC Done For You? by flow1759: 8:48pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
pDude: Bla bla bla bla bla!!! |
| NYSC › Re: What Has NYSC Done For You? by flow1759: 8:47pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
pDude: Bla bla bla bla bla!!!Abeg make we hear word. NYSC is enjoyable. For God sake, u are to serve ur nation not ursef. And also contribute ur quota 2 d place u are posted to. IMO anybody dat doesn't enjoy NYSC is not been truthful or dat person just don't want to, because whenever i think of my NYSC days, am fill wit nostalgia. Mehn if it is not d BEST 1year of ur life, mehn na u no wan make d best out of am. FULLSTOP |
| Literature › Re: Your Worst Christmas Ever by flow1759(op): 9:27am On Dec 24, 2012*. Modified: 10:10am On Dec 24, 2012 |
This is wat happen in d 24hours dat made up my worst chrismas ever, wat happened d next day is a story 4 another day. Share urs and lets have fun |
| Literature › Your Worst Christmas Ever by flow1759(op): 9:11am On Dec 24, 2012*. Modified: 10:02am On Dec 24, 2012 |
HERE IS MINE it was 25/12/2011, just last year, my friend paul has told me the previous day that there will be a birthday party somewhere in badagry area. i was happy because there was no money on me to celebrate the xmas with. After having breakfast at my place, i set off to paul's place as early as 9am dressed and set 4 d birthday, he was surprised because d birthday was slated 4 1pm. Before we knew it, it was 12, so we had to set off as early so as to beat traffic. we went with another friend mike. We set off with paul's dad old jalopy dat has been authomatically given to paul since his dad bought a new car. We got to the party right on time, before i said jack robinson, drinks were on our table, my brand 1759(guinness) was smiling at me, as i smiled back. Dat day, 1759 was as sweet as honey, i just didn't know y. before i knew it i was on my 3rd bottle, paul was on his 5th, mike just took malt. well to cut the story short, we set to go back home by 4pm after i had drank 4bottles & paul 6bottles, mike didn't know how to drive at all, i was not strong in driving, so paul had to drive. Dat day d words "don't drink and drive" where resounding in my brain, but we had no choice. He drove with high speed and i was so affraid dat i saw my spirit leave my body. when we were about to reach the house, we got to a U turn, and there was this tanker trying to make a turn. paul drove as if he didn't see other road users, not even the BIG fuel tanker. as we drove close to the tanker, all i could see was the words "highly inflammable" written in d tanker because my brains were switched off like a phone. BAAAAAAAM, the much awaited accident happened but thankful it wasn't with d tanker but wit a cab, and we did not sustain much injuries but d car got damaged beyond recognition & we had to push it to a nearby mechanic workshop. Wow it's a miracle, God indeed answers prayers because i was praying and asking God for forgiveness over my being intimate wit my neighbour last nite. I got home and went straight to bed. I think i had a dream of paul's dad getting us all arrested because he was a Army colonel. Dat nite i didn't alter a word to anyone till d next day dat i woke by 10am. SHARE URS PLS |
| Jokes Etc › Re: AKPORS No Get Money For Xmas by flow1759(op): 8:55pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Paulipopor: DryNa u sabi oh, go check yourself |
| Jokes Etc › AKPORS No Get Money For Xmas by flow1759(op): 8:19pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Akpors was in the bank when his girlfriend called him Girlfreind: Akpors where are you? Akpors: Am in the bank Girlfreind: ok perfect, i need 20,000 naira to fix my hair, i need 35,000naira for shopping, i also need money for my BIS, so collect all the money at once while coming. Akpors: Honey, didn't you hear me well, i said i am at the River Bank, would you need fish to cook? HAHAHAHAHA AKPORS NO GET MONEY FOR XMAS OH 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Akpor's first day in school Very Very Funny by flow1759(op): 7:57pm On Dec 23, 2012*. Modified: 5:01pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Akpors just got admitted to the village school, AKPAROROROKO GRAMMAR SCHOOL d best school d d village and it was his first day in school an inspector was visiting. The CRK teacher was in class telling them the story of DANEIL IN THE LION'S DEN when the sighted the principal and the inspector heading towards the class. The Old and forgetful CRK teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see u sir Inspector: good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of genesis? Class: yeeeeeeeees sir Inspector(pointing to Akpors): ok, you there, who killed Abel? Akpors: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am ask my friend Amos, i didn't killed Abel sir. Inspector(angry): i said who killed Abel? Akpors: I am a christian, i can't kill. i don't even know this Abel you are talking of, is he in our class? Inspector(turning to the teacher): ok teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel? Teacher(knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How did you expect me to kill, what example will i be laying to my students if i kill a person? Inspector(dissappointed turns to the principal): ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel? Principal: when u came to my office, did'nt you see me there? Inspector: I did Principal: Did u see blood stains in my hands? Inspector: No Principal: How could i have killed Abel? where is the proof that i did? And the whole class clapped for the principal, d inspector fainted. |
| Jokes Etc › Akpors Na BIG Olodoh, MUST READ by flow1759(op): 7:32pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
Akpors was Praying one evening Akpors: Dear lord, bless my parents, help me to come first in my in class Lord let 1+1=1 because the pastor said it in a wedding d other day, lord let SOKOTO be the capital of FRANCE Lord let LION be a domestic animal, One more thing Lord, pls let my become ADEWALE OJO and not AKPORS Akpor's mum came in after hearing all his prayers and said; why are you asking all this from God? Akpors: because i wrote them as answers in my exams Akpors MUM: why!!!!!? Akpors: because Adewale ojo refuse to show me his answer booklet, and i managed to see the question that says; NAME: ADEWALE OJO So i wrote it mistakenly as my name |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Technical Aids Corps Recruitment 2012 by flow1759(op): 6:45pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
Have any one heard reply from technical aids corps recruiment 2012? i am just curious because since i posted my credentials in october via NIPOST i have not heard any feedback, "Abi NIPOST don trowey my credentials?" PS: i applied for the position of Physics teacher |
| Music/Radio › Re: Given The Power, Which Musician Would You Resurrect? by flow1759: 6:58pm On Nov 29, 2012 |
PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC PAC all the way, my ringtone in my phone is PAC , my wallpaper in my room is PAC,I have all His Album, I know most of his lyrics off hand because he speaks wisdom, I love PAC, Even after 16years of his Death his songs are still evergreen. E no go better for those wey kill am. in his words; I am that Rose that grew in Concrete with damaged patals |
| NYSC › Re: Congratulations To All NYSC 2011 Batch C Corps Members Passing OutToday by flow1759: 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Mehn i enjoyed my service year, Lord i pray that i get a job worth while. Ijn. I tank God oh and a say congrats 2 all my fellow ex- corpers |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Best Nollywood Comedy Actor by flow1759: 10:45pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
I will go 4 fransis odega any time anyday 3 Likes |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by flow1759: 7:42am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Now dat d price of garri has been affected, let us now say how does dis affect d price of kulikuli, so we go c kulikuli we go use drink d garri |
| Romance › Re: Can You Tattoo Your Lover‘s Name On Your Body? by flow1759: 9:04pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
For what na? Wen i no drink ogogoro mixed wit pepper |
| Romance › Re: If You Propose To Ur Lady And She Refuses, What Next? by flow1759: 8:46pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Slap her |
| NYSC › Re: Words Of Advice For Current & Prospective Corpers by flow1759: 7:50pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
For d guys: no follow women(especially yoruba babes) their plan na to hold corper down make corper no go(especially if u are another tribe). People wey dey talk save. Mehn to save no easy oh(especially in a place where d cost of living is high). Guy try to acquire knowledge, just any knowledge. Forget saving if e no easy 4 u (if u can, go ahead) how much can u save sef(if u save all ur alawi, na 240k b dat oh). Na God dey help pesin 4 dis naija, it is no by he dat SAVETH, but its the lord dat showeth mercy PS: Always pray |
| Politics › Re: Hotels/Commercial Sex hawking: New Emerging Industry In Imo State by flow1759: 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
I schooled at imsu, mehn, i must confess dat state should b called d den of ash.awo. Go to a place called azu nepa and c 4 urself. Also d hotels in imo state are uncountable, dats y d cost of living there is high. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Python Swallows Livestock As A Result Of The Flooding by flow1759: 4:43pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Nigerians notin we no go put swag for, even for flood? C dat babe and him bobo. If Snake just jump out of dat water, u go c as dem go dance azonto 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen/Met Your Clone? by flow1759: 4:24pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Infact mine stays in d same area wit me, his name is festus. We went to d same sec sch. He was a bad boy in sch den. Its been long i saw him. Oboy if dis boy never change dat means dem fit arrest me one day 4 wetin i no know oh because we luk so much alike dat they called us ejima back den in sch. 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowance For September, 2012 by flow1759: 2:52pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Here is Osun, dem neva pay oh. I pray its dis week oh. Mehn i can't wait 4 nxt week so i leave d scheme |
| Education › Re: World Teachers' Day: Share Your Experiences About Your Teachers by flow1759: 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Well i attended military sch (pri & sec), i attended command day Ojo & i can't forget sergeant AKAK wey tear my head wit flogging just because on my first day in jss1 one my name was on d list of noise makers. And i beged d class captain telling him dat i wasn't talking dat dat was how my mouth was shaped (it looks like i was talking wen i am quite), i will not 4get Miss jenifer Odu d beautiful biology teacher dat made guys always attend biology class because we tot she will b teaching reproduction everyday |
. If you are not sharp, you can be on the queue all day long. 