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Eunoiaa:
Ahhhhh. You've carried your own and go far o. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


You know what? I've never gotten what's funny about that phrase/video clip, but reading it from you now, I get it. I get it. I'm in stitches!

Yes oh. Violence is the answer. 😋😂😂😂

Hahaha. I'm glad you get it now.

Eunoiaa:
Abi I'm lying? 😂😂😂


You two are so entertaining.

Hadn't been I know you now, I shoot you with my gun. 😂😂😂

Manure Utd in the mud.

Nazgul make sure you take sleeping pills tonight.

Eunoiaa

I see what you did there. Nor be only rom-com. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tallesty1:
E no fit you

Yen yen yen.

Tallesty1:
What I do?

Nothing oh. I just wan wicked today.

Tallesty1:
It is called energy saving mode.


If you cooked sunday rice, I still have space in my stomach for more.

Lol na so.

Yeah. I cooked but I won't give you.

Tallesty1:
Sleep, eat, browse.


I dey rest for real.

Enjoyment galore.

Tallesty1:


How is it going?

Sunday's going well. Clean sheets, soft music in background, dark room.

Yours?

Tallesty1:


Yes

Yea, that didn't come out right. I think priority is the right word.

Lol.

Pele.

Smh. You're something else.

Tallesty1:
John 5 v 31 won't let me tell you

Hardluck for person wan grab me, as I slim like this, you fit hug me and still be able to touch your shoulders.

I don't see how working to cure my konji amounts to selfishness.

I know right, that is the time one can be one with the gods, just saying that she mustn't cum to get pregnant.

You're something else.😂😂

Na wa oh. You're that tiny?

Lol. It's the way you said it na, "Her satisfaction isn't your concern".

Yeah yeah. You're right.

Tallesty1:
Hol' up.

We need to clarify a few things.

1. When it comes to sexual performance, everything they say about guys with flat nyash is true.

2. If I am having sex, it is for two reasons: (a) To satisfy myself (b) To have a child. Her satisfaction is not my concern.

Do you really think the reason I take my time to woo a woman, take her on dates, and care for her is so I can satisfy her? No, it is so I can satisfy myself, if she puts in effort like I did, I will also lie down for her to satisfy herself.

3. If a woman must orgasm before getting pregnant, then trust me, more than 70% of the world's population wouldn't been born.

1. What did they say about men with flat nyash? I nor hear anything oh.

I sha like men with ass. Good for grabbing/ spanking.

2. That's very selfish of you. Her satisfaction should be your utmost priority!

3. Hmmmm. Orgasm is important mehn.

Do your research personally for Japa purpose instead of dashing "agents" in the guise of scammers your hard earned money.

dannywest:
Thank you so much.
I made a couple calls last night after the first few comments but would reach out if they fall through.

Alright then.

Eunoiaa:
You're welcome, baby 🥹.

Anything for you.

😋😘😘

Biggie225:
No they brought it upon themselves by sexuallizing every thing about themselves. Hence men used and demorted them as sex objects, tools to cure their sexual fantasies .

Women these days have only their toto to offer men.

Men are not to be blamed.

It'd be a waste of my precious time arguing with you.

If in this 2024, you still believe women have only their vaginas to offer men, you're a congenital simpleton and have a dustbin mentality.

Proserpina:
You run?

No problem... Thank you for referring someone to him.

Seeeeeee!!! I dust my slippers and RANNNNN!

Yeah. She'd see the mention.

Proserpina:
Cc

Folake4u

My madam, thank you.

I no longer handle divorce matters.

I've mentioned Tèespice to the OP now.

dannywest:
The story is long.

What sort of lawyer do I meet to get started with this?

Cc: Teespice.

She's really good.

Eunoiaa:
🫶🥰

Glad you liked them.

My love, these new pictures you just posted is making me feel more relaxed.

Thank you.

Biggie225:
Women are great pinnacle for every working society. Women contributed alot to what we are facing today in Nigeria.
Developed countries don't joke with their women.Reason is because they know what women brings to the society.
Great women raise great Generations.

Nigerian men failed their women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coputa:
It's impossible, every woman cannot be like her,life is a product of time,chance and opportunity.

Many women are far more intelligent than her but they didn't had the chance and opportunity she had

Thank you!!!!!!

One cold drink for you.

Nazgul:
Are you saying that mammy water isn't real?

Lol it is.

22o62021:
Michael saw all the reds flags during TLC and still went ahead to marry her.

Ruger - "Red Flags"

You saw the red flags baby but you ignored the red flags
Now you're here, baby you con dey vex
See I can't change, baby you better rest or you end this now
You saw the red flags baby but you ignored the red flags
Now you're here, baby you con dey vex
See I can't change, baby you better rest or you end this now

Nazgul:
I don't usually go to beaches because mammy water use to live there and carry people. My time never reach to die biko.

Mtchewwww! Rubbish excuse.

pocohantas:
They know. Rather than change, they are looking for women to convince into enduring in 2024. I no get strength again. They should marry their kind and leave in peace.

Thank God say my name kuku nor be endurance.

And I nor even get strength normally.

There are women who will do their biddings, certainly not me and my girls.

pocohantas:
Visit any family court in your area or talk to a lawyer. You guys think NL is the real world.

Lol. Divorce petitions in court are a LOT.

They should leave Nairaland and touch the grass outside.

Tallesty1:
Phewww.

You look great from behind

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thunder fire you there.

Tallesty1:
You are not getting it.

If you think her food is great.

Then it means you no sabi good food.

Which means you no sabi cook.

Get thee behind me, Satan.

Tallesty1:
Yup.

Poundo is the king.

Cool.

Oh alright then.