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Tallesty1:
Nwa Chineke indeed.

Not talking about food in general, just garri. They are not the same, but the hunger for both is alike. Also, the feeling you get when you have garri mixed in cold water with milk/honey, sugar, coconut, etc. in your mouth is orgasmic. nof said.

You like the king of food, so you are good.

You like honey much?

Wo!

Y'all should keep drinking your garri, I rather eat it in eba form.

Which one is king of food? Pounded yam?

Yeah, I like honey.

Tallesty1:
Poco is not that great a cook though,

At least not when compared to me.

I challenged her to a cooking competition six times, but she declined each time.

Even told her that she would go with the prize whether she wins or not.

Yet no show.

She later went to a dead thread to concede defeat.

Don't tell her that I said any of this; I promised her to keep it between us.

I am telling you because I believe you can keep secrets.

chidiokay:
i don't do plc , and i know you no sabi cook refreshing dishes, asides mixing ogiri,achi, ugwu leaf with any anything available, giving men potbelle upandan c'mon pancake she no sabi very local thing

Yen yen yen.

Come up with something original.

I'm about to eat Poco's famous Afang soup with swallow.

You still have enough time to beg me to cut small for you oh.

pocohantas:
Them go soon use okro soup knack am.
That man na olodo. He is lucky we ignore hin most times.

Big time olodo.

He's lucky mehn.

pocohantas:
Lol. What is worldclass about seafood okro? Crab, prawns, fresh fish, periwinkles and shrimps? Because I am sure they didn't put squids and octopus in it for you.

For someone who would stick his face in my 💩 if I let him, you should know I don't eat draw soup. If I eat it, I will cook it and I have cooked it in the past. I don't need to wait for a "date" to eat seafood okra.

Lol. Your troll dey muzz me everytime.

So one needs to go on a date before eating seafood okra? Hian!

GloriousGbola:
my guy

we are one

dont mind me. i like you am a certified patron. how come i know chicken republic is the most cost effective eatery? though these days i think the food at market square may be cheaper.

if folake4u geng think they can play stingy woman game they need to remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzpPXYueF7s

Lol. Grand patron of Stingy Men Association, wehdone.

Nazgul, come and take me to the beach this weekend na.
Spend that dolls you're making.

Tallesty1:
No drink.

Just give it some respect.

Like not mentioning it in a thread like this, even though you don't rate it.

I know I shouldn't have; garri is way better, but sex is the closest thing that I could compare it to, not just sex though; only good ones.

You rarely eat swallow? Like all types of swallow?

I kuku Nor dey drink am.

Respect kwa? Make I hear word.

I don't rate it. Other people were mentioning fried rice (which is my fave food by the way) but I didn't attack them because I'm a child of God.
But ordinary garri, you want to come for my head.

You people are having sex? (Does sign of the cross).
Food and sex are different issues sha.

I don't eat/like amala, fufu, wheat, semovita. I eat eba and pounded yam.

Proserpina:
I believe this is the second time he would upload that picture on this thread. We have seen he went to a big restaurant. Lemme call Maggie and Folake4u so we can all clap for him

Lol ... Yeah he did that... It's going to be a great month

Ah. I'm happy for him oh.

Did you notice where she clarified that big restaurants are generous with soups and don't sell in spoons, he said "Hmmmm".

Tallesty1:
Garri with milk, sugar, kuli kuli, or coconut and chilled water after a hot day in the sun is better than good a sex.

Eba is not my thing, but I still respect it because it is made from garri.

No matter how y'all glorify drinking garri, I'm still not a fan.

How can you compare food to sex? Lol.

Eba ie cool, I don't eat it always though. I seldom eat swallow.

Nazgul:
A dodger from what, bullets? 😏

Keep on playing.

Nazgul:
What am I? 🙄

A dodger.

Nazgul:
De play.

I know what you are.

Tallesty1:
I agree with you on those ones.


Not liking garri in Nigeria should be illegal.


It deserves a national holiday sef.


Ututu Oma

I can eat eba. I am not just a fan of drinking garri.

You don't like assorted too?

National holiday bawo? Mtcheww.

Good morning to you too.

Tallesty1:
Warn yourself oo

Why?

I nor like am.

You nor see the others wey I nor like?

Sweetvie:

I weak mehn.

Rickmann:
And these are the same people who are very quick in pointing fingers at the government. It's really sad.

I know right.

I was shocked when someone told me one pack of cheeseball as at today is N250. Like how??!!! Something of N50 naira before.

Pizza.
Shawarma.
Burger.
Drinking garri.
Pap/custard.
Oats.
Assorted meat.

GoodGovernance:
Final result of Pulse Nigeria online poll:

Hi Sir.

You sent me a DM.

Can you state the purpose of DM on a dead thread?

Thank you.

Warm regards.

Tallesty1:
No vex o.

I naturally tend to think deeply, so don't mind me.

Hehehehehe

Mba, no hints there, and I don't want to arrive at a conclusion so quickly.

Something that's bound to happen if you're beautiful.

Thank you.

Lol. I nor dey vex.

Albert Einstein isonu. Wehdone Sah.

My forehead na Rihanna style. 😂😂

Oya na. Goodluck with your conclusion still.

Lol. I nor be fine girl sha, you're very much safe.

pocohantas:
It is just easier to find posts that way. Seun should consider bookmark optiob.

I know right. Just like Twitter.

Nairaland will be easier that way.

pocohantas:
I only share if I like the post. Witty, inspiring or educative. That way I can easily find it for further reference. I've stopped sharing diary posts though. Even went back to unshare as many as I could.

Yes!

I also share posts so I'd easily find it for further reference.

Tallesty1:
You put a lot of things together to draw a conclusion.

First is the shared comment, then check the post the comment was responding to, then the sharer's own comment on the post, the quotes the shared comments got, etc. If the shared content is a post, then you use your head. Once one is consistent with a pattern, you pick a point.

Have I even seen the forehead?

You try to peg people with the little you got on them, and so far, I have only your footprints on here. Reason the conclusion can't be final.

Please do.

Wo!

Tallesty, you wan make me think deep this hot afternoon. I nor get power.

Make I show you my forehead?

Hmmm okay oh. Goodluck with your final conclusion sha.

Thanks.

Tallesty1:
Hehehehehe.

You can fake a lot of things, but not everything.

You may make a comment based on what you feel about the story, your current mood, or your opinion of the poster, but your shares and diary entries will mostly stay true.

It's too early to make a final conclusion, but you are far from being wicked

Busy day I guess. Pour your favorite into a huge glass and keep it close by; you will be rejuvenated shortly

Hahahaha.

That "Shares" can be quite tricky though.

1. It could be "I liked reading this entry".
2. It could be "Heyyyyy, make una see wetin this mumu write".
3. It could be an inspiring, funny post.
4. It could be educative and worthy of being shared.

I like the fact you wrote "May".

Na wa. Them dey write wickedness for forehead?
Which one be its too early to make conclusion. Nor kill me with laugh abeg.

Busy busy day! I'd go and get a cold drink later when the sun is down.

Tallesty1:
Your digital footprints on here nah.

They give insights into the kind of person you are, from your comments and shares to your diary entries.


My brain don block so me sef dey online dey cruise.

Wahalur. What if na fake life?

So.what kind of person do you think I am?

I swear. I'm so tired and just chilling.

Tallesty1:
Because it is not true nah.

Anything else?



You're welcome

How do you know it's not true.

Wo. I'm home already sef. Make I use una catch cruise this afternoon.

There is no big deal in celebrities sliding into the DM of a woman abeg. It is a normal thing. They're human beings as well.

By the way, you're a Kiss and Tell niggar. Your girl told you something in private, you bringing it here to tell others isn't cool at all. Please refrain from it. You don't owe Nairalanders such gist.

Tallesty1:
I don't believe you.


You don't believe you.






Please drink plenty of water if you exposed to this hot weather.


I cannot can.

Why don't you believe me?

Yeah,I will. The weather is really hot.

Thank you.