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This reminds me of my University days.

The first time I visited my friend in the general hostel and slept over. She woke me up by 5am to go bathe. Normally, you can't use general bathrooms in a public school (for fear of infection ). I went outside and saw 100 girls (all shapes and size) bathing close to each other. It looked really normal to them. I was embarrassed. I didn't spend up to 10mins bathing that morning.
It was even obvious that was my first time because I kept using one hand to pour water on my skin and the other hand to cover my privates. My friend laughed tire, the girls nearby laughed too.
That's the first and ONLY time I'd bathe publicly as an adult.

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When I moved into a special hostel in school. The bathrooms were hygienic and my roommates had sense not to be walking upandan naked.
There was one girl opposite my room that always walked round the hostel Naked. Morning till Night. The porters have seen her body tire. The Chief Porter even came to talk to her one day, she nor send anybody papa.
The only time she dey wear cloth na if we dey go class.

I really got irritated.
It was too much abeg.

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It's not a bad thing if one goes round the house in his/her birthday suit but it should be when the person is ALONE(living alone).
I find it cringey when people do that with other people around. At least "put some clothes on".

pocohantas:
Lol. Small something babe.

Yesssssss!

pocohantas:
Yes. I got a mortar gift. A big one. Everyone that has seen it is marveled at the size and beauty . I love it a lot and it cost just 7k. My friends know I love the kitchen. So they give me a lot of kitchen utensils.

I use it to pound palm kernel.

One day one day, I go chop your Ofe akwu.

This I have seen.

Ishilove:
This story seems fake.

Unfortunately,I think so too.

Op wants to instigate quarrels and fight on Nairaland.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Redpillers



Be specific, please [/color]

I think say you join oh.

Nor vex Onku.

izzou:
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I prefer more girls to boys sha [/color]

Ah. Nor vex. I think NL guys say them nor want female shildren oh.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Your mum is strong.

I can't even have the patience for it.

I once tried looking after a kid while the mum was away...Omo, I nearly run mad

You will beg this kid to stay one place...Lai lai

You shout at him, he will cry, and then I'll start petting and pleading to him to stop

Pheeeew. They should be banned from weddings abeg [/color]

Yeah she's strong.

I don't have patience for kids. My patience is very THIN. They're lovely but their wahala ehn fit make person run mad.

Don't worry, I prophesy that you'd have three kids. Three boys.

I don't even like their screaming. I literally beg and plead with them to stop.
A trick you can use to pacify kids(that I use) is to open YouTube and play "Baby Shark do do do" video for them, it calms their craze.
Hold your phone tightly sha.

I don't see what kids are doing at weddings though.

izzou:
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Let's not talk about the ones that will just fall asleep anyhow, anywhere.

Taking care of just one child is more than stressful, talk more of when you put a number together [/color]

The ones that fall asleep anywhere are something else!!!!! Ah. I fear kids oh. No care in this world, them just dey do their own dey go.

To be honest. My mum does Sunday School teachers work and I don't envy her at all cos the kids are like 50 of them.
Her voice go don crack and she'd end up drinking plenty water when she gets home.
Good thing is that they fear her a lot so they behave.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] If one person wants to pee, everybody will want to pee too

If one wants to drink water, everybody will ask for water

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Ah you know this so well!!!!!

It's as if they're all sharing one bladder.

I really pity Sunday School teachers sha.

Alexaonfleek:

Hope food reach una hand sha

E reach oh.

Alexaonfleek:
I thought it was always that way
Growing up, I don't remember attending more than 3 weddings, and they were all that of close relatives.

Lmao. Your own is even 3.

Mine is just 1. It was my Uncle's wedding. Even at that, they told us, all kids to stay outside.

Larrysung:
lol... Na play i dey. But wait o, are you sure it was just the backpack he saw/liked? Or he just didn't mention wetin you "pack for back"? *runs out*

The bag is actually a fine one.
Rest oh.

Larrysung:
*yinmu* you better go and say yes to the man that admired your fancy backpack... Be doing "odeishi" there. Lmaoo

Ewoeee! Comrade be calming down

Larrysung:
relationships no matter for heaven sha

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

Larrysung:
enter anyone... Lol

Lmao wahala.

Where una dey see relationship enter sef?

GloriousGbola:
Wetin?

Did you not see tonto showing all the dicks she has saved on her phone?

Those small dick guys are FCTDA.

Sorting them out with bootay

One hand job and you give the house red mark. One bj and you give the house demolition notice. Full penetration and you demolish.

Wetin be this?

Unlimited22:
Happy birthday to me

Troublemaker!!!!!!!!!! You don dey old oh.

Larrysung:
maybe it's cos we are individually good *winks* i miss those guys sha

Lmao. Lucky you then.

Larrysung:
really? I am shocked about this o cos in my church, the reverse is mostly the case... We just play around. saturday rehearsals na for cruise o.. Lmao

Ah in my own. I dey weak for the choristers.

phemmyfour:
Why the practiced song on Saturday always sounds better than the ministration on Sunday

I have always wondered oh. I think say na only me observe am.

pocohantas:
That one is classified as a skitmaker?

Wetin you wan call am again?