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EI:
J,

Abeg look your GPS again, and tell me wetin e dey talk

No signal!!! NEPA don take light and diesel no dey (at 150 a lit)

Siena:
Hi buddy, I don't mean to be rude.
You don't seem to have read anything I've just posted.

Why not start a seperate, new thread?

Siena don dey spark ooo And I sorry for any persin wey cross him path ooo. That had wey dey hold spanner fit do plenty damage ooo!!!

Siena, this is naija. Trust me; you need the permit.

toyinajani:
Are you guys saying it can be cleaned at all? I believe it can be cleaned,the same manufacturer for pencil also manufactured erazer. It is chemical that is applied on the glass ,another chemical should clean up the mess.

Typical Naija logic.

Oya now make you erase the tint. Like you have a yellow glass and want to change the color. Make you put am inside a big bucket of bleach!!!

You can go to force HQ in Lagos Island. Cost is about 25K and could take about 1 week.

All the best.

abeg make you tell me which successful "big" buiness no start as one man business

nkc:


are we in apprentice africa or trump

no na mechanic village we dey.

Gamine:
I quote d greatest book in the world! I don't think im a Winch, so i cnt be!

I no dey your mind so we have to take your word for it.

Which book is the greatest book. This one reach to start thread and cause world war. Infact I go go do am now

no air bags though!!

Touareg V8:
Please return to work or face a vote of no confidence

well as chariman concern, your word is final!!

nkc:


u shld be privileged to teach a straight 9A's pupil

You have demonstrated the contrary. Nevertheless, you may post your result and vindicate yourself!!!

Touareg V8:
What a shame - we now have a vacancy for a technical director

V8, why are you declaring my position available??

Abi you wan evict me from our coy??

nkc:
foto

r u saying d car is 60%

This boy, when t hem tell you make you finish school you say no, say make you get freedom and shop. See the outcome now; common addition and subtraction.

Anyway, make them no talk say I no help persin we no go school.

Na only 70%, na him be origina, the remaining na worky worky

toyinajani:
Please can somebody tell me how to clean off factory fitted tinted colour on my car windows? i don't need it.

What kind of car. Some have tinted glass and there is nothing to do except to replace with clear glass. A cheaper alternative is to get the permit for tinted windows for 25K.

Goodluck!!

Gamine:
As a man thinketh so he is. I can be anything, Fotodaddy.

including 'winch'

This doesnt sound original, where are you quoting from??

nkc:
na u know

which kin answer be that?? Make you answer the man as you be secretary!!!!

danzie:
will upload interiors soon and the car is being sold in lagos state

Bros, any idea as to why the car is being sold, e get any comma wey you go like tell persin??

blackky23:
I will forward you guys with picture of it, Abt this history of the car, i bought this car from an insurance auction it an accidented car with 30% lost, the car was repaired in collission shop before it was ship out. The milage is 100k plus, it has manual gear system.I will make the picture available.

So you mean the car was 30% recovered!!!

And fixed for 30% of the damage??

Na wah o!!! But blacky, I commend your honesty.

All the best.

Gamine:
i didnt say I did, Fotodaddy.

i just gave a typical scenario

Gamine, I tot you said you were an engineer but you come dey show color like english teacher. Abi you be lawyer??

idey_craze:
the person that flouts traffic laws deliberately is a fool and must have his head examined - death penalty is better - how can anyone in his right sense drive one way against traffic?

The charges are ridiculously too low for a mad person who sees a one way sign and still drive there. Why is the white man better than a black man? A white man will never flout traffic rules - but come to Nigeria - they do it with impunity.

Idey_craze, you don really show say you escape from Yaba. If not how manage you dey postulate say make them make death penalty for this kind offence. Then if person commit murder wetin him punishment go be. Ah ha even if persin dey craze, make e craze small small na

eminemkayc:
AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS!! PLEASE LET IT CRASH VERY QUICKLY AND LET US THINK OF BETTER WAYS TO MAKE MONEY AND BE CREATIVE FOR ONCE IN THIS FATALLY USELESS COUNTRY RATHER THAN ADOPTING INDOLENCE BY TRADING IN STOCKS. IV ALREADY CONTACTED MY BROKER AND HE'S ADVCING ME PROFESSIONALLY ON MY REMAINING EQUITIES ON THE FLOOR, PLLLEEAASE CRASH NOW ABEG!!

Correct talk

Gamine:
come on people, we all have common sense im sure. But im speakin from an experience with streets esp those on the Island. Anyways i do admit that that we go wrong smtyms like takin unauthorisd u-turns which warrant a ticket fine of 2000. D lastma guy threatns u with 7500, u get off wit a bribe of 1000. Overall the system is messed up

Gamine, I tot you were a christian and here you are admitting to giving bribes and corrupting govt officials. Shame shame on you

You are several months too late.

Thanks

Siena:
Wow!

This thread was all about sharing mileage, with pictures, if you wish.
It's just become a random car discussion.
Topic and contents no longer tie together.

Why do folk love offtopic?

No mind them, Siena. Thank God I am not like that.

Na so them dey fail for exam. When them go dey write OP (Out of Point)

nkc:
tats since you're in uk

just buy tolulene instead and xylene or get a thinner that has only those two as ingredients, no methanol or ethanol, those r not good for yur tank, all d best

read fotos posts and see how to mix and enjoy yur boost

Actually tats, we will exclude V8 from our deal since we have a good foreign partner in you. Now all you need to do is give us a Proforma Invoice for 1 container full of Toluene, Xylene thinner and we are in business.

Siena:
Honestly, it's meant to be a deterrent!

Instead of griping about how unfair the fine is, why not spend more time staying within the law?
Then, you won't get stung by "unreasonable" fines!

Hear hear !!!

And then again, if you get 2 head, make you drive one way!!!. How you feel about the fine will not mean a thing!!! And anyway you look at it, (Lastma or no, Police or not) you'd end up wishing you didnt.

thegame:
Thought as much that someone needs to give the link to that thread.
u still getting a bike?i changed my mind when i saw that thread.
and i ve been bragging all around.good luck anyway, charlie boy may encourage you

Please note, I am a rider o!! You can see a picture of me at Olumo Rock in my profile.

But I plead with would be riders, there are serious risks and its only if you know these risks, that you can guard against them.

Over to you.

So??

hear hear !!!!

Check out this link and think again:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-141924.0.html

nkc:
how does d mp3 player transmit sound to speakers, and do u now have stock

It send an FM transmission to your car stereo. So you tune to that FM signal and presto!!

d_chosen1:
You can't understand.

How can I Abi na me be d chosen 1??

Oya chosen ;Dgo melt frozen na!!!

I dey wait o!!!

nkc:
foto
i forgot to tell u, my tires have sealant from US in them

you sure say e go work for naija nail!!!

Touareg V8:
nkc, it will be a pleasure. Our combined management and technical skills will be a force to reckon with

V8, why are you excluding me from this alliance na

You know, V8, with your smooth talking sales pitch, nkc's packaging idea and my "technical support". We can start our own business making octane booster.