₦airaland Forum

If you're offered 10 grand, won't you sell your PVC?

GenBuhari:
Which theory is easier to believe?
That a rag tag bunch of religious nuts can so comfortably contain the fire power of coalition of 5 countries that it can afford to start attacking new areas?

Do u seriously believe that could be true?

They are not fighting a conventional warfare. Ragtag or not, they attack everywhere and anywhere. No frontlines.

GenBuhari:
[s]Let me get this right.
Boko Haram this rag-tag bunch religious extremists are so powerful that the great Nigerian military (that simultaneously intervened in 2 regional civil wars and won both wars within a few months), together with a coalition of force including Niger, Chad, Cameroon aided by the French military are unable contain the rag tag of individuals with all the manpower,tanks bomber jet available to the coalition.

Not only is Boko Haram managing to pin down the coalition, they are now opening up new war fronts in new states.

If you believe the above possible then you are living in cloud cookoo land.

The truth is that Boko Haram and the coalition forces are one and the same. Our country is being broken up under our noses and our government is in collusion. America & France are supporting puppet countries Chad,Cameroon etc, to clear Nigeria territory to be annexed.[/s]

Conspiracy theory. BS.

lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

It's very appalling. Women reduce their worth that way when they rely on the men in all matters. Especially financial wise.

Terrorism.

Gosh. A mad girl might have STDs and bacteria all over her V.

seyikares:
Hmmmnnnnm ....my people perish 4 lack of knowledge ..
Some comments here made me laugh but DAT doesn't still change d fact DAT dia r spiritual wives & husband in existence.if d wet dream is once or 2ce in a month , u can ignore but if its more than DAT and u also notice DAT u get aroused while asleep then dia is problem, u will need serious prayers to destroy dem and set urself urself free..don't be deceived.. dis spiritual spouses do a lot of harms to dia physical partners like diverting good things away FRM d person, barreness,leaking pocket,sickness,bad luck etc .. if u r still doubting ..pls google it pls

If these spiritual spouses exist and one is joined to a particular person, then they're no true Christian.

Once you aren't having sex and you don't masturbate, your stored up semen will need to be discarded after a while. That explains the wet dreams. Sperm cells don't live forever.

Great.

I like this school.

If the opposition leads any protest, it will certainly escalate to riots in the north. Then, either what happened in Egypt or what is happening in Syria will take place.

I don't see how six weeks will give the PDP enough time to rig elections. The handover date remains sacrosanct, so the issue of tenure elongation is baseless.

To me, there's no way the election can be conducted on the 14th without hitches because INEC is yet to train it's officers.

Hmm. Why now?

Anything more than her powder, lipstick and eyepencil disgusts me.

I wish sex would stop being so pleasurable. Let it be like horse riding. When that happens, I wonder how most of the female folk will survive in this harsh planet.

Their funding stopped?

OkikiOluwa1:
I m not yet through, secondary school girls like you ought to be preparing for WAEC & not roaming the romance section of Nairaland looking for worthless news!

Wish am ya uncle!
I would v.....
Coughs!

That's harsh.

tchidi:
They actually mean @b0ki. Na censor de change am.


Lol!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!

Oh. Really hilarious. Seun believes everybody from the north is an ab0ki.

Northerner is not a Nigerian nickname.

Missy89:
Seun the coward. He opened a thread and wont let anyone comment on it.

Create your own thread, copy and paste the same article Seun posted and let everybody comment.

The north... it's always the north.

Do students go to school on Saturdays?

Who cares about what women do?

Lagos - Buhari?
Bauchi - Jonathan?

This must be Yaradua's work . GEJ hates the north and won't do anything good for them. He was only forced to sign this by northern elders.

johnmartus:
"Jega declares Gen. Buhari elected with 26.4 million votes"PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD.

"Gen. Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election
in Nigeria's history" Doyin Okupe ) - PUNCH.

"APC in a historic victory!". "Ayo Fayose flees to Ghana
begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS.

"This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must
be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading
to court" (Gov. Jang) - THE NATION.

"South South boils as INEC declares Gen. Buhari winner. Edwin Clark
urges restraints and peace" - DAILY INDEPENDENT.

"APC wins Aso Rock again, 70 senate seats and 65% of
Reps. We are studying the results (Gov. Akpabio)" - SUN
NEWSPAPER.

"How Jega rigged the polls for Gen. Buhari ." - SAHARA
REPORTERS.

Buhari can't get 25% of the votes in ⅔ of the 35 states that elections will be conducted in. He can't win.

Ayo Fayose is a governor. Why would a governor flee because an opposition party won the presidential seat? All governors have immunity.

This shows the OP is a charlatan in political affairs.

What's wrong with the dress?

ProFuhrer:
A big lie.

The big truth. You know it.
Think about it... if you take your bath with just water and a toilet soap in the morning, put your clothes on and head out. You will stink to high heavens but a guy won't.

paranorman:
Dem girls are gonna get kranky! They are sure gonna get angry.. :p
This article leans on towards stroking the male ego- its pro-male. There are other aspects women are a better than men, e.g, woman are better
*multitaskers
*liars
*mood detection
*germephobic
*pretenders
[s]*communication/better speakers/more vocab..[/s]
E.t.c

Better liars and pretenders?... not something one should envy or gloat about.

LordBabs:
Source?

Lai Mohammed.