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ayomikuolatunji:
Please how can i stop been jealous whenever i see my babe with one guy she called friend. It gives me headache almost every time . she even told me she just like the guy and nothing more. Both of them will be playing and talking as if there is something between them. I want to save myself from emotional problem. please help me

simple see her as a b*tch or sister or child hood friend. and find a replacement

KristaPretty:
WHat's the summary of this biko? This your story is longer than Buhari's tongue

First to comment

chicken brain

FuckDaMods:
. I remember how he also snubbed my guy who was an upcoming actor, now the nigga don dey blow.

Wetin be him name make I check am

TohKunBoh:
"Will you smash or pass"?

because he's huge

Bro you not huge you even short self. See the guy attached is six 4 ft tall and huge..

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Many are criticizing you as for me I choose to tap into your blessing. Biko how can I start this with little or no experience?

nawa oo why rape someone it make no sense. This one don pass it's the devil fault

MrMumu:
Dirty old man
This man mouth odor no go be here

mumu you sabi AM

Why she pained dude said the truth... Nawa

ikezuora4689:
Does anybody know about this stupid tradition...during the festival anybody they meet outside must be killed and the Lagos government is doing nothing about it.... this people nearly killed my entire family back then when we moved to Lagos state in 2007... ..it's a really long story...that night was the longest night of my life... ..am really surprised that no one is saying anything about it...so guys have any of you encounter them before.. I will share my story in the morning stay tuned... the longest night of my life

Bros drop tell us your long story. Am bold biko

Can I get a review copy?

lol 87k that's about 31M lol I dey mad ni why not see this dogs and make money..

He killed a 7ft snake with his bare hand. The guy na Samson ni? this snake looked sliced am sure he used a cutlass or something

Me have never fall into this stupid scam. The hrt brk I had then my guys hoe story, gist and personal experience is enough for me to be wise.

Me met a girl during practical class If you see the way this smally was forming like say she no dey shit. That one the first sign I notice but I ignore it.


So i woo her she acted like am saying story another sign.. meaning she don hear am Tire


After this hungry b*tch gave me her number I chatted her up she was forming hard girl. Another sign lol.


So I changed my tactic and started forming. So I ask her for a meetup her place or my place just to minimize cost ..

B*tch said neither is OK I went ahead to ask her where she said an eatery I was eatery just like that. Funny enough she wouldn't even give attention to my word cause she will be focused on what on her table... Guys do this mistake by taking girls out within few days or weeks of meetup.

Na food she con chop no be discussion.


So I rebuke her request eatery like that for 5 mins get to you talk... My plan was we go somewhere quiet talk and maybe goto the eatery after had physiology text her But she failed oo.

So I told her straight mba we should be go to a quiet park or the school zoo... Sh was like me park. I smiled nd told her to park well I deleted her number no time ooo..

Me self dey hungry I can't sacrifice shit cause I need pussy never.

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

na you be the big mumu not her she fooled you and you fell cause you believe last last you go enta. Now you do. enat gutter

lol savage ladies

O boi Choi meanwhile girls in Nigeria feel there invisible while in this country sex is nothing. Cause Bro's see opportunity for na ooo

Zombicmodz:
Sure, 100% . I wouldn't recommend any steroid or hormone for the reason I gave above.

pm too

Badassniggga:
Man. 25. 600k (no 9-5 yet)

Chai what can I do to earn cool income?

Kissing show

lol because his slim he want you to grow fat so you'll look like Over sized watermelon or Egg roll.

Eat, Eat,Eat and you eating now you complaining you can't say no because you love him and his slim OK ma.... Continue when you look like an over size elephant don't feel depressed or come here to tell stories.


Fat way girls dey run from you want to embrass am like bag...


If his D*ck is too big and you not happy biko run. He still wouldn't marry you.


Still you moderate why not maintain your shape or find another man.... Most guys don't like orobo except she's a big chubby or fit.

Liliyann:
I used to crush on this guy till he lost recently and he crushed my crushing

You a f**l . P*st

Homeboiy:
Mumu boy

She invite u for sexx and ur looking for relationship

Them give u allow, u dey find allowance

lol the guy no update

lol ode BOI you met a girl once and you already in love you need default setting slap.


The girl was just attracted to you and she wants to Bleep you.. and you there talking about love guy seriously go and Bleep a b*tch or something cause juding from your Write up you this kind of sly, inexperienced guy maybe a V self...

See bro, erase that mumu tot and flirt with her. She probably lost interest in you maybe cause she has given you too much green light and you don't even understand women signs...

download this book and read it. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B89xrxpnsYPzNEhpekpPUkNHaHc/view?usp=drivesdk

meobizy:
Lol, but it’s attention nonetheless.

That's tru. here is a photo of me.

sugacoatedmouth:
With Steroid you will definitely achieve Pure musclé

no thanks

meobizy:
It’s not really pure muscle needed, it’s size.
Andy Ruiz will make a great bouncer.
The shorter guys look hench because they add muscle easily and possess a low center of gravity.

In developed nations it’s about skill rather than size.
You’ll see guys built like Snoop Dogg controlling crowds.
One will easily laugh at them until they dispatch somebody easily, showing that boxing gyms are their daily life.
The big guys also have skills, engaging in one combat sport or the other from time to time.

Join your guy to do the business.
You’ll enjoy it.
The work is very boring because you’ll stand outside all night.
However yahoo boys are a generous lot.
You’ll receive tips well from them and attention from pretty but drunk females.

yeah it's boring as f*ck duo the ladies attention is tru mostly from workers and strippers..

meobizy:
No matter how obese she is a man will still carry her.
I don’t know how guys do it because lifting a skinny girl who doesn’t want to move is near impossible for me.
I tried lifting a fat girl once, my back laugh the rough play because e remain small I for cripple permanently.
Skinny guys with obese girlfriends, you guys try well well.

A majority of bouncers in Naija are on the short side.
It seems they are averagely built men with a habit for lifting weights while eating plentiful.
On club nights I see eye to eye with a lot of them because they stand 5’8 - 5’9.
The 5’10 and above ones are hard to come across.

Am telling you. I have a friend his a bouncer this guy sha want me to join him in bouncing. Cause am Huge and 6'4 Tall.

He keep telling me " Emeka you be hot cake, Gym wella dem go rush you oo" Am like lol you think say e easy to turn my body into pure muscle.

Ahmed0336:
wetin bring yoruba girls come unto dis matter now?

dey ask me

lol you don enta am bro. Lemme ask you few questions.

1: is your gf a Yoruba girl?
2: How old is she?
3: is she too materialistic type of girl no lie?
4: Is she money conscious?
5: How did you toast her self. With money or normal guy level... no lie oo

6: Is she Endowed front and back?
7: Is she your wife ni or you have plans on marrying her?
8: Does she like too eat outside ? Buy me this and that.
9: Has she invest on you with sex and money. Like give you better money oo.... 5k +

OK bro no reasonable girl will tell her bf she just want to chop other guys money. She thinks does guys are foolish abi..

My guy someone or some guys are banging her ooo no just bother yourself like acting you married to her ..

My advice bang and dumb her cause she has already dumped you one day you go see am...


If one gee guy toast her bro that's the end oo...

Anyway answer my questions.