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loveDcross:
She sent her account no. I immediately deleted the account.

Mtcwee she should Bleep off

loveDcross:
guy I don't have any gf but the one I wanted to have this is the conversation. Since then I just dey hope to control myself and not have any gf. They are not worth it.... If I have big money I will better burn it all than waste it on them for sex.

bros I think she was joking with you there... Cause no sense able man will pay 30k

highqueen:
I understand you.
Not all girls like it when you come this plain, and some girls have their own understanding about the word.

Look out for who matches your financial goals, i wish you well.

For your mind you expensive.. lwkmd your moniker self sound just like your personal. Madam think X5 before you post. Read all P*ssy comment they all sound st*pid...

Get a full percentage life.

drmikeadams:
my Lil cousin wey I know wey den dey bath jst finish sec school...outta no where after so many years...begin ask if I don sleep wit any girl before? If I go be em boy friend? I jst weak for dis generation..make I no talk em senior sister own

talk jawe

Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with poor guys, they should find their level.....

onyinye you need sp*r*tual and m*ntal cleansing. Your C*se is beyond normal.

Tizu:
My dear I have a friend who lived opposite a guest house. It was an eye sore. Shame no de again.

chai

smoothralph:
you're right, he was shot in the chest, while he was struggling, the guy used a stone and smashed his head.

am a private detective

Tizu:
Go hotels you will see people come in with women with pregnancies due for delivery for banging. Married women no de shame again.

Chai pregnancy!! bros you sure

I doubt if the deceased was stoned to death. Look closely at his chest. You'll see a hole like that of a bullet. Probably, a pistol.

hmmm.. 2 wives and he b*nged a nursing mom..

Chai how can a man f*ck a woman who's lactacting... I swear some men are too fetish..

Front page tinz...

So because of alpha male and sex you wrote over 10k words.. smh bros go engage in something else. You sound pained

jayfolarin:
Not the normal Kegel. That barely results in increased penis size. The 'towel' Kegel though, that's a miracle size increase exercise that is also safe and gives you the benefit of a very healthy sex life

hmmm tell me how does it work? Explain how I can start

jayfolarin:
I don't know how true your problem is. But here are a couple natural remedies you can try.

- Towel Kegel exercise 'google it'. (This is very important)
- Leg workout. (This is 2nd most important)
- take vatimin D supplements
- Garlic also has been known to help.

All in all, the towel Kegel exercise at least 3 times a week is your best bet. You will notice an improvement in your performance and even the size of your penis from the 3rd day of exercise for sure.

BOL

I do kegel exercise very well. I notice it improve premature ejac, improve penis strength..

As for increasing size i dont know tru

lol seriously this act is premative and should be abolish.

Why do this just to confirm proof that your wife has been cheating.


smh any woman who claim to love me is 100% free to cheat na she get her Nash. I just shouldn't suspect or catch her. Cause the day I'll know that's the end of our term together.

Definitely she's gonna regret losing a unique man like me.

No time to grow HBP, beat or kill a guy or use juju ... My mama dey there to care for.

I just believe she aren't meant for you If she cheat. Someday a good loyal woman will come easy without much work.

grayht:

Wait ooo.. Same awawa boys that torment agege..?

yes

izito:
I guess u are right am scared of rejection
I will follow your way BH how do I start I don't even know how to woo a lady

ahh bros no vex oo. What were your doing during your 20s?

izito:
am 30.. when will the time come...I need a solution

lol 30 yrs Bros you scared of rejection. I was once like that. I started wooing any girl that got my eye. If she gree or not lemme sha build my moral.

izito:
I always find it difficult to ask a girl out or ask for a kiss or sex!!!...

is it normal with guys or am suffering from a form of allergy.

pls how do I overcome this, any one that has good opinion should help out please

baba it's not normal bro. You been scared.

ericmor:
Not at all o. Everything about this girl na lie. I think they gave birth to her after her dad lied to her mum that they are not having baby again bcs she's d last in her family n she lie like is normal

lol I get one calabar girl to way be black belter for lie.

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

lwkmd Pele my brother...

ericmor:
My ex who claim to be decent told me that my dick is too big, that she has never seen tall guys with long dick before bcs is only short guys that use to have big dick but she's surprised that my dick is big and d biggest she's ever seen and I'm tall and very active. But I thought is tall guys that use to have it big but she said no, that short guys use to have it big than tall guys. Imagine someone that claim to be decent saying that but when I asked her question she will just smile

d*ck queen does she complain about the dick?

Kingdolla:
Fear girls that cry for any little thing. They are dangerous.

hmm share your experience

CEOwatazs:
this particular gurl we've dating fr lik 4/5years until den. she was on d habit I visit her in her place, everytym I go she will pick a key from her bag n den suggest we go to her uncle house who According to her works in anoda state. prior to dat fateful day I had bn suzpextin her with a guy who works in a bank not far from her house but I kept it to myslf. getting to d house she opened d door, we went in and she hv mi sit in d parlor whyl she went in to d bedroom, the next tin I saw was her coming out from d room with jux a towel and was asking mi wat I will lik to eat I told her anything available ( I was shocked seeing her undressing in d house but I decided to keep shot) whyl she was busy preparing d indomie my eyes wer up n down wen I suddenly saw some bank items packed in one corner of d parlour. getting der to check I was d guy's name on all d bank items as d cashier (meaning datx his house) I was bittered but I locked up as if everything was alright. after d food was done she brought it we ate and immediately strtd romancin. we had d frst round of sex in d parlour, I made sure wen cuming I remove and poured it on d couch as if dat was not enough I suggested we moved into to her uncle's room to hav d remaining rounds which I also ensured I cum on d bed, d wall n sm documents in d room. d tym was tickling to around 3pm and she was like we shul go see her frnd (she brought it up bkos she know d guy will soon b back) meanwhyl she told me her uncle only cms back end of d month. I told her ok we shul go see her frnd wen we cm Bak in d evening we will com n clean d house. she objected but I insisted. dat was how she followed me, whyl we wer out she was busy telling me she need to go Bak home to cook I told her we shul go togeda she said no.her aunt won't be happy seeing us. cut everything short I left her when I was sure d guy mst hv cm Bak home. week later I managed to sneak into her Fon wer I saw der chat, d guy was asking her wat happened in the house she said it was her frnd Rita dt came with he boyfrnd and did dt dt she's sorry, d guy didn't biliv and called Everytin to an end dat was wen I open up n told her dt I was aware of everything she taking me to her boyfriend's house each tym am around she was speechless as wat I can't say. we Sha resolve Everytin and till date I still go around n Bleep my tin. I can't be angry with free pussy

lol sharp guy. If na some mumu guys dem go take am personal

Akuruoulo:
Ehen nah. Dat maybe the reason u felt it was oversize

smh even duo it's 4 inch if it's wide it's.

J4JUVENTUS:
Most girls will just be deceiving thier destinies, thinking say na we them de deceive.
I yav seen lies,that I don't even know where to start to share my experiences.Right now I forbid to trust anything called girl.
Some will know they are telling lies o,they will still be crying to convince you...
I fear who no fear girls oooo...

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tell us

Nicklaus619:
Meet her in my office, she came visiting my married boss from unical, we go talking, just wanted to keep her busy till my boss is free to receive her, I took her to the waiting room and after a like an hour my boss pleaded that I should take her to the eatery, as she has been in a flight for the past 3 hours before getting to Abuja.. We exchanged number and I jokingly told her I like her and she smiled sheepishly at me..
After 1 hour I got a text message from her thanking me for making her day and told me she like the way I admired her and we became friends.. Fast forward to 3 years later she finished her school, served in Lagos and later secured a job in Abuja.. Immediatly she got to Abuja she got a nice apartment and invited me to her house.. I asked her if she has any thing going on with my boss, but she replied in negative.. I came and one thing led to another and we fvck for real long time..
Wen she was about squitting she was saying incoherent stuffs and maybe speaking their language Lols, after she finished wetting her bed she was almost in tears and he said "

"I love you baby I will never fvck your boss again, his dick is small and he cums on
time"

I was like wah da fvck,, u fvcking with my boss too.. And said no that she never said such thing.. I was dumbfounded and confused. This girl was fvckingly sweet and beautifully,, I wanted to have a real relationship with her but Becuase of that her singular statement.. We ended up as fvck buddies... I fvck her almost 3 times a week yet we ain't dating... Hell she knows my gf and I know her boyfriend too but b!tch woundt still let me rest.... girls ehh

Bleep buddies I need one goon.

Frezhkid10:
.....Asked her how she lost her virginity...she said armed robbers came to attack them in her house...they raped her and her senior sister...later found out she was lying and that 2 of my friends has slept with her...in which the first took her virginity

the 1st took her virginity during Group Intimacy?

Bestchoice4me:
Now, they say a pussy that has been fuck3d can still be refuck3d.. We broke up, after 2months, we saw each other again.. We get talking, she told me allot of things, how her new bf treats her, how he proposed to her, I saw the ring on her finger.. I enjoyed all her story.. So, I said what about coming to say hello to me.. She said no p.. She came one Saturday morning.. To cut d long story short.. We get down to biz.. As I dey sha d girl with my kondo, she was moaning and am enjoying d blues.. Her fiance call came in.. At first, she wanted to ignore but I persuaded her to pick up, she did and the guy asked where she was, Her response got me cracking.. She said she was on the bike.. Laff wan kill me.. The one wey con make me loose my erection due to laughter.. I further inserted my kondo, she screamed aloud, d guy said what's that? She said na the bike enter gallop and it makes her feel pain at d back..
Nifemi.. I hail u oo.. U be badolina

nawa your kondo na Python o

HarunaWest:
Mine happened quite recently. Twas New Year's Day, I had a skirmish with shawty,so she agreed that we thrashed our beef on New year's day,we agreed for 5p.m...Meeting point was our favourite eatery. Arrived the venue,was there for an hour didn't see shawty,I called her,she didn't pick up as well ...Finally she picked up and told me she wanted to get Fish for her Aunt that she's about to board a bike...Next thing I saw, Shawty in a Camry 2.2, passenger sit,eating fish and drinking Smirnoff ..The vehicle zoomed past me .,I called shawty again,she hasn't picked up till today.

chai you shouldnt have called her when you saw her. I hope she has been used by now.

This are the type of ladies who go around calling all men scum... Sorry bro

stanliwise:
There was one girl I was throwing sign to some years back although she didn't lie to me o. But always behaves like one queen and look at we boys like say we be slaves. Only for me to latter know say one of my distant friend done knack this girl tire when dem dey secondary school. Right now if I see am I go just dey vex and funny thing be say she dey go my church and go dem form spirikoko.

chain dem dey deceive there self oo. I no go dey surprise if she be worker.

Olawalesmarter:
My Ex-Girlfriend Got Pregnant for another man while we were still dating , We dated for just 3 month, and i did not want to smash her yet because she claimed she was a Virgin so that she wouldn't think that was the only thing i was after in that short period of time. I caught her with another guy, broke up with her, the next month I saw Her Belly already Up . I am very happy that i did not fall for the Trap

this one wound me oo. Still don't know why girls lie of been Virgins