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nawa ooo. She said you been rough bros you don't know if you rough or not?


Ahhh .. She forcefully made you put a ring on her OK make I want for person way don relate to this mata.

Opistorincos:
08121282233

thanks

Opistorincos:
Graduated already, currently serving.

chai send me your number or pm want to talk to you.

Opistorincos:
Yeah bro, i was that unserious with my studies

still in school or you've graduated?

Opistorincos:
People no just get mind these days, i be spill over student too, 2 years but here I am. Now look at the pain he's caused his loved ones.

2 yrs spill?

fellowbeing:
I will soon release a story on how I coped and overcame depression because of same issue.

tell me oooo

chai gone soon this guys will send SAS team

lol damn this is big f*ck up on Nigerian armed forces. This young warriors are risking there lives for shit, lies and conspiracy.

Really feel sorry for them especially the ones that lost there lives for an endless war..

According to a popular quote by plato: Only the dead have seen the end of war.


So many black wolves hiding as good soldiers. I now see why young soldiers die especially the one that get newly married. I don't think am the only one who notice young fighters die more especially, when they get newly married .


All this stupid old fat belly politician, generals and unserious senior officers can't even create a unique secret task force or do something without the media exposing it.

If there Mi6 helicopter or F7/ alpha jet want to attack we go done hear am before result come out.

it's shit is simple : This insurgents war is pure politics . If this country is damn serious by now boko haram, herdsmen would be history.

How? Simple by hiring mercenaries from blackwater or any from high security countries. Millions of dollars $$ spent fighting this ghost for years would cover cost .


Everything na scam. If your dad, bro, bf or husband is among this gallant troops please pray for them.. Pure Gambler .

lol damn this is big Bleep up on Nigerian armed forces. This young warriors are risking there lives for shit, lies and conspiracy. Really feel sorry for them especially the ones that lost there lives for an endless war..

According to a popular quote by plato: Only the dead have seen the end of a war.


So many black wolves hiding as good soldiers. I now see why young soldiers die especially the one that get newly married. I don't think am the only one who notice young fighters die more especially when they get newly married .


All this stupid old fat belly politician, generals and unserious senior officers can't even create a unique secret task force or do something without the media exposing it.

If there Mi6 helicopter or F7/ alpha jet want to attack we go done hear am before result come out.

it's shit is simple : This insurgents war is pure politics . If this country is damn serious by now boko haram, herdsmen would be history.

How? Simple by hiring mercenaries from blackwater or any from high security countries. Millions of dollars $$ spent fighting this ghost for years would cover cost .


Everything na scam. If your dad, bro, bf or husband is among this gallant troops please pray for them.. Pure Gambler .

lol damn this is big Bleep up on Nigerian armed forces. This young warriors are risking there lives for shit, lies and conspiracy. Really feel sorry for them especially the ones that lost there lives for an endless war..

According to a popular quote by plato: One the dead have seen the end of a war.


So many black wolves hiding as good soldiers. I now see why young soldiers die especially the one that get newly married. I don't think am the only one who notice young fighters die more especially when they get newly married .


All this stupid old fat belly politician, generals and unserious senior officers can't even create a unique secret task force or do something without the media exposing it.

If there Mi6 helicopter or F7/ alpha jet want to attack we go done hear am before result come out.

it's shit is simple : This insurgents war is pure politics . If this country is damn serious by now boko haram, herdsmen would be history.

How? Simple by hiring mercenaries from blackwater or any from high security countries. Millions of dollars $$ spent fighting this ghost for years would cover cost .


Everything na scam. If your dad, bro, bf or husband is among this gallant troops please pray for them.. Pure Gambler .

Bojack:
hey mate, it means dat you are the one that will liberate us from Boko Haram.


FORM STILL DEY SELL OH

lol you dey craze na me you won kill.

[quote author=Generica post=77417305]The meaning may not be physical. It doesn't mean you should join the Nigerian Army (unless you want to).

I know

Good morning, Had a dream yester night I don't know what happened or why i had this dream.
I saw my friend dad we had some discussion and he suggest I join the army. I agreed don't know why.
So he told me he will get some feedback and info me when everything is ready.

Just like that his son came over and I told him what his dad said. This guy started acting funny like his been envious or jealous. I could feel his anger and bitterness.

He got to a stage this guy almost had a fight with me cause of my interest in joining the army. He took it personal even went far by making things hard. I ignored his attitude next thing I saw my self sitting opposite with some top officers and a man sitting next to me. I think we came together or his my guidance

The one sitting next to was possible about everything when this top officers where interviewing me. I was just answering questions.

Then this my friend came inside with force and insist I go with him oo. Saying I must not apply to become an officer.. This guy sha create scene then with anger I stood up to him and blast him... Think before I woke up I had a fight with someone who ambushed me with a knife.

Don't know if I imagine that one.


I swear this dream get me confuse . . Recently been having silly dreams that don't make sense.

@CharlyG1

Chubhie:
You would be shocked. Ever since a girl I mentor let me into secrets on what goes on amongst his secondary school mates, I became scared of having a girlchild

abeg gist me

Hmmm. . The prickson method

even duo am not a first class student. dat doesn't stop me from marrying a beautiful first class lady.

so the smart gene will through my kids

elotajohn1:
'Toto' Dike been deceiving gullible fans since MamaG music career started and ended
Facts you don't know about Toto Dike
1 She's a chronic smoker.
2 She's a shayo bastardized har.lot.
3 Dbanj widened her kpekus and she sang that Blackface kind of hit song.
4 Dbanj couldn't continue with her kpekus because it stinks, he unsigned her.
5 Just as her kpekus, she has mouth odor as a result of too much alcohol and Cigar, that's why the likes of ordinary Bobrisky could kiss her.
6 Her father advised Big Churchill not to react to her dramas instead he should follow her with common sense.
7 Las Las Toto Dike just like Bobrisky has body odor. Their two can smell to an extent Presenters can grant the both interview at the same time.
8 Las Las Las, Bobrisky wey una think sey be gay, he dey lash the abandoned, rejected smelly kpekus of Toto Dike, I mean if he don't take care of it.... Who will?

nawa bros how you know?

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Jolenejole:
Thank you sir, but I'm female.

My dad provides enough to take care of mother.

I just need something of my own, I'm willing to take risks.

just don't take risk because you desperate to be self employed you will regret it.


FINE A MARKET AND CREATE A PRODUCT” don't create a product and then start looking for a Market.


Look around and find what people want. Ask questions, observe

Jolenejole:
I've been viewing nairaland as a guest for years now, decided to join today...finally

OK guys, please I need your help on this one... I just graduated from the university, awaiting service. While in school I was able to save up 250,000 naira.

I want to invest in something profitable, that would give me double returns.

I'm taking care of my sick mother, so I can't leave the house to hustle for now, I want something I'll be able to do from home.

Your ideas are needed. Thanks

use the Money to take care of your sick mom..

According to akin alabi advice . " Don't go into a business cause you want to, find something else and do"

Everyone want to become an engineer be it smartphone or laptop, barber, cook, laundry service.


bros my advice look for something most guys need and start or get a job .

or better still save up until you reach #500k or #1m...

nawa can't they at less borrow motor ni .

Atiku:
Your number 5 killed me mehn....

that tru bro

EngrMarve:
bros no get joy

lol I swear

lemme share my own...

Few years ago I went for Nigerian university games [NUGA] a pretty girl i had eye for in school came with us. I use that opportunity to woo her. Ater brain hacking, flirt touch and sweet talk. She told me everything about her. She even told me she's the type that love money very wella . To me I was like " You be olosho" she saw the way i looked at her only for her to change her words that she don't collect money from random guys except bf and she single I said beta.


My mistake: I should have pinpoint that word she said at first ooo.. I just over look it.

later I told her " I want you to be mine, cause i truly love her"

yeye me was acting like one nollywood or bollywood playboy .

imagine this girl said OK as an answer. chai i was confuse .. Which one is OK now? ... is that a Yes, No or maybe.. She was just looking like an owl.

What Pained me the most was i gave her my unresistable eye look " The EyeChun Fu style" ... lol


That look is hard to resist .. Unfortunately, she just said OK. chai it pained me

So after the NUGA games at UniMaid we went home.. This babe called me after one week only to inform me she's sick... Chai cause of love i bought chocolate, cookies, banana, melon and went to her place oo..
It normal sha

As I was playing with her. No time to waste ooo she said and I quote " have i said yes to you oo, so stop" she was indirectly tell me we aren't dating I should calm down.

Immediately my mojo died... So this gal OK truly means Maybe....

I lost communication wit her cause had already seen the future with her is deadly .


. Funny enough I saw her last week at night after many long months..
She wore Singlet, sweater with zipper Babe unzip her Sweater for night blindness and she held a bag..

I wanted to call her. I just chill lemme observe this babe like play she went to meet some guys about 3-4 will one Lexus.. Maybe na Group Intimacy she won do lol.

I was just looking like Johnny bravo. The only thing I hear was music from no way playing straight to my ear. You know that kind wicked heartbreak song that will make you cry.. na wetin i dey hear oo...

So all my scope and time just waste. Bitch sat comfortable and was pressing phone like her father own the car.

Immediately I remember the words she told me indirectly.


Moral lesson 1 : Make money, Make money, make money

Moral lesson 2: Understand women well. Even if they call you ugly or 2 minutes man... bros believe her just stylishly laugh it off then follow lesson 1 and and take kolaqagbo.

Moral lesson 3: Don't date a woman out of your league. She wasn't out of my league I just didnt read the sign cause of love overdose. If not WW3.

Moral lesson 4: Guys don't go far to pleas a girl it will get you killed.

Moral lesson 5: Be Patience.


Most words that comes out of this girls mouth are real they will now say it's a joke. They'll only tell you indirectly.


This is the way I look at her now.

See person mama nawa. Am sure this afonja skull miners billionaire will be laffing at her... .
Even our ogas at the top are miners.



Like if you think skull miners will still overlook the advertise

Onyi22:
Also talk to her about hitting d Gym.....
She should also stop this tomboy of a thing.....
Don't forget to talk to her about getting a good bra for herself..........

ahh nawa what happened to her bra?

Roon9:
"Hard girl hard girl... Small ##*** you don soft"..
Nigerians are not nice walahi

I don't understand that part.

toydee:
It wasn't funny mehn.I remember it all as if it was yesterday..when I joined the firm,I was welcomed by the staff n management. The woman being a manager,expressed her happiness having me with them,blah-blah-blah n ended by saying, "once again, welcome honey".I was like, huh;did I hear her well;did she just call me honey?Still puzzled,next thing I heard was,"you can now go sweetheart".heeeyyyyy!first day at work n someone likes me already,not just anybody, but a manager..no,this is too much.honey n sweetheart, me alone.all through that day at work, the words kept re-echoing in my ears n all in my head n mind was how to hit the jackpot.i too like woman then n I didn't like wasting opportunities,not this.little did I know that I was already writing my resignation letter when I've not even started the job.
I put in my best in the company just to impress madam.i even had to go overboard so she'ld keep noticing me n make things very easy,since in my warped mind,I believed she liked me already.Barely a month at work,I decided it was time because the compliment was becoming too much.when talking to the staff,she always ended by saying "i love you all",which i believed was for me n not for we all.once i made a mistake n she said "i wont punish you because i love you".i didn't go for lunch that day because i was over happy that she's finally let it out.i'm the type of guy that can approach any lady,no matter how highly placed.but this one?liver kept cutting me till the 3rd time,

The story sweet cauntinue

toydee:
So a compliment with dear has become a big deal..this reminds me of an experience with my Indian madam then who was always complimenting me with honey n sweetheart,I read a different meaning to it n committed a big blunder with her which I regretted..

more details

nawa. people go just close eye marry orobo.