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Hey big man, break up don't waste your time on selfish women..


For her to disrespect you in public shows she's fond of doing it. Imagine ladies you don't know help carry your luggage's ... Bros hope you collected there number or maybe one..?

My advice go and carry your car..after that delete her number and blacklist her off your mind.. Breakup with a n*tty woman is super easy , but breakup with a good woman is hard.


You can't be spending money on a woman, dating her and she'll Still disrespect...

If a woman doesn't respect you it mean she has respect for someone else....
She even zoom off with your car. imagine... person way you never marry..... Bad market

Am not ripe for marriage but i understand little things in marriage maybe it's because I move with men way older than me.. i gat hustle so my kids wouldn't suffer..


I laff when some men complain about difficulties in finding a good woman I swear it's one of the most easy thing to look out for using the power of physiology... Test them with money, food, financial status... and watch there signs.

1: if she disrespect you in public... She's a good woman.
2: If she complain about you giving your mother and siblings more attention .. she's not a good woman
3: If she want you to do all.. Buy this and this, spend for her, without her investing in you.. Bros na tokunbo you carry
4: If she doesn't encourage or pray with you... she's not a good woman..
5: If she can't sacrifice hers for you... She's greedy and not a good woman..


Watch out for little signs.. Though nagging and jealous is natural in woman...

Don't wait for them to dispose this signs naturally. Test them using physiology... Do it with multiple women.. you'll find one..




Bros go and collect your car and move on... You'll a big man.. You shouldn't beg for attention.. women will find you..

mrofficial042:
i am proud to be a marlian
Zero belt with a thousand trousers

#nobeltgangs

*de waste your youthful age been a fan of someone who wouldn't inspire or help discover your raw hidden talent.

The garri you have is better than the rice someone promised you.


P*ssy *$$ F*ker

Merimental:
I tink URS is closer. I just feel it

lol biko don't whine me.... you feel it? how

treasurevee9:
Yes

ahhh anymore story? am bored ehhh

treasurevee9:
Yes. I had that a lot but it was to torment me cos the first time it happened, they came with the intention to kill but they said if they kill me, God will not be happy with them so they left. Funny thing is when I woke up I saw my lodge mate doing the exact same thing with the exact cloth I saw her wearing and doing in the dream. (Same lodgemate. She's not a witch though lol )But after that day, they just come to my room and stare at me. Whenever they are around, I won't be able to move any part of my body till they leave.

they said God wouldn't be happy with them if they kill you... Sister they told you ?

StacyO:
Lol Not that kind of spirit hahahahaha

mtcwee big Bleep up... I don waka go...

StacyO:
Well I've had countless NDE's

First was when I started school here,made a bet with my cousin and her friend that I can cross the road. They initially warned me not to but I always have this daring spirit urging me to try what anyone can't try.
Immediately I decided to cross,a bike from no where just hit me with full speed. The driver left me lying almost lifeless in the road. Next thing I woke up in a hospital, I felt like eating those nurses raw (how can you be stitching a patient without injecting anaesthetic).
I almost died in the hands of those nurses,I didn't even feel the pain from the incident but,the needle piercing my skin.
Thank the good lord,I survived.

Second was when I made my very first hair (Bob marley kindda style), it was a thing of joy lol
Good n bad ol' days.
Was running around with it until I mistakenly ran into a tree trunk which peirced my head. I was lucky cause it didn't go deeper than it should.
And the most funny thing was that I had to barb the much adored hair.
Escaped being bitten by a snake.

Third are times when I happened to escape r*pe attempts in Lagos by people I don't even know,not even enjoying the visits anymore. But,I'm glad I always come out clean.
I really have a lot of big THANK YOU'S to give to the one behind all this.

so if I dare you to do Something nasty with me you will like that spirit.

treasurevee9:
I have had lots of nde but let me share this. It happened while in the uni. I had a lot of spiritual attacks then whenever I sleep. So this particular day I was sleeping and was having a nightmare. I was been attacked by an idol. I started praying in the dream and at the same time tried to wake up. Normally if I don't like a dream I'm having and want to wake up, I just have to blink 3 times. So I did the blinking thing and woke up as usual but I just kept going back to sleep immediately and continue the stupid dream from where I stopped. I kept praying in the dream but the more I woke up, I fell right back to sleep. Really when God wants to save you, he uses the most stupid thing to save you. He used an ant to save me that day. An ant from no where came out of my wall, walked straight to where I was laying down and bit me. The pain jolted me back to reality. After it did that it turned and started going back to where it came from. I killed it sha cos the pain was much. I narrated what happened to my lodge mates and one said she came into my room and my eyes were wide opened that she was even talking to me but I did not respond so she left that she never knew I was sleeping. Those witches showed me sege in school sha but let me stop here.

Say more... you sure say no be she be the witch. Did you lock your door?

Have had dreams like that mine is like this. Sometimes if am sleeping maybe I had a bad dream or my spirit doesn't feel comfortable around my room. Maybe an entity was around I don't know sha. I just know that if i sleep at that moment it will be deep like never been drug something like a Sleep paralysis... I'll just be having bad dream.... Even to pray is struggle. If I start praying inside of me... I'll try hard to kick my body... little by little until I woke.


It's just like am been forced to sleep over and over. And you can't see who is forcing you or feel negative feelings

Jgoldie:
My NDE was when my so called first love gave me the worst STD ever,I was innocent and did not know how to express those symptoms to my parents.

One Monday morning when I came back from school,I fainted in the bathroom and that was all I could remember,I woke up after 2 weeks on my parent’s bed feeling so weak and drowsy,I have never been that sick in my whole life,even after waking up,I was bed ridden for a month.

All I could remember after fainting was,I saw myself flying in the sky and it looked like just a day but I woke up and I was informed I didn’t open my eyes for 2 weeks

Jesus is Lord

chai ... Just flying nothing more

This is you touching oo.. No wonder people say your destiny helper might be someone you less expect... it might not be your friend, relative or family..


God biko remember me.

nawa oo

favoryte33:
someone would go to a showroom to buy a fridge of #150,000 for #30,000.He gets home and start complaining that the fridge shocks him. idiot,when you were buying the fridge did the price not shock you?

No funny

vowsng:

instead of all this long epistle why not be romantic and fix a meetup. Your chat sslf is boring and tiring...

Morning, evening, sup... Oga fix a date let her tell you what's on your mind... You hustling so money shouldn't be the problem.

No offense but you so d*mb. You said she helped you get a Camry which you use for work.. Now you thinking about marriage...


See Nigerian women don't like it when they're the doing all or making choice. Because of a woman you skip Monday's just to be with her.. bros why? Monday way dey hot...

secondly, you said this not the first time she has make threats on breakup. Am sure you the one who's more emotional in your reply..


third, you the and you got younger one... bros see if she's your own women sent from God. she will stand by you all day with making threats.


Me personally any women who threat to dissolve my relationship with her should good.I believe am way unique and talented than some guys.. if she wants to go.. help her good.


Bros your mama dey there, younger bro , youve got a business that can fetch you stable Income and you got a future don't allow love make you regret..


Someone told me always go for a woman who love you more.. Since she already make threat let her go and sure one lady out there is crushing for you... No k*ll yourself for love.

Front page tinz.. Like if this Tori is cooling you off

This girl is hot.. Chooi... Cuppy right now.

I don't even understand what she's saying self. 10cm is 3.9inch. She didn't specify if it's depth or width..... she just said 10cm. Average erect D grith is about 1-2inch wide... length 5-6inch...

So what is she saying... Abi she C na well ni

Tamel:
Man!!!, Reading this was a struggle....

lol not my fault Google voice stuff was banned when I tried correcting it

hey bro I feel your pain I understand what you passing through right now. I wouldn't break the � camel back for you. Open boom play , audio Mack and search for "Out of Love by Chike" listen to the song and read the lyrics carefully.. Come back and tell me why i feel sad for you.

internationalman:
You guys are the ones making things hard for yourself...

If you are wooing a girl and she insists you buy her something or foot her bill, just know she's not interested in you.

Not to brag but I have never spent for girls in my life and I have yet to meet the kind of girls y'all tag gold diggers and LovePeddler in my life.

So sorry, I don't have any mumu experience

So tru bro... I refuse giving this giving this girl who always task me for change.. #100, #200 ... she called me broke... till now am happy she called me broke... Am free

NLSavage:
we're no longer together. as in I think she has psychological problems.

nawa gist me more. Some girls are so weird. You get her pix?

NLSavage:
yeah

tell her to fuk off.

NLSavage:
I know of a girl who keeps telling me this. please enlighten me

you don kpesu?

rawitools:
after graduation I meant.

nawa chai

maybe your Dickson is too big

Natifa:
Fun, exciting and inspiring. I had a female boss at the travel agency where I did my IT. She cares for all her staff members. She was attentive and understanding. She made me work at my best.

hmmm maybe because you a friend

me no get time for pickup line jawe. I'll walk up to and tell her " Anu I really like you, I want you to be mine alone ". and I'll just play with her and collect her number.

or I'll tell her.


Anu I really like you, I want you to mine alone " Am coming for you really soon . Don't make it hard for me.. then I'll walk again if don't want to collect her number.


it might be boring or silly that what me say ooo

All this poem link are boring. I don't know if my own words are boring me just go straight to the point.

or if I want to be funny it might be boring I might just think of one yeye line. you tell me if its stupid.



Me: Hey, telling you your beautiful is a word you've heard a 100 times. You indeed a queen. I feel like we've met before, like we both reincarnate from a pass life. Me the husband you my wife

She: Swear for me or whatever

Me: My name is magic Mike
she: My name is Diana

Me: I like you, I want to spend time with you. Wanna call you on phone , play with you, make you my bestie, cuddle you, take pictures with you, kiss you, make love to you. blah blah blah..

She:

Funny peom like.

" In the jungle, there are many animals but the lion is the king. etc

hmmm good i wonder how it feel working under a female or having one as a boss. She looks vibrant.


I'm not a misogynist, am just curious to know.

badfuckerz:
no i need the insult bro, na now my mind eye clear. i clearly see i was been fooled but i don reason am as you talk. thanks

bro no vex every guy go hear .... maybe later I go recommended eBook for you.

meself dey learn every day. You can't fully understand women

sorextee:
I once used trams. Let me not lie sha, used it (for sex) like 6 times. But before then, I was using it for gym. My friends would gym for hours without getting tired. But me, just 30 press up, I don tire.

Back to the main topic. If u wanna take trams, pls, take a quarter of it. That's if youve never taken it before. It will make u last long in bed, but u won't really enjoy it. Trams drains all the fluids in ur body. So take plenty of water.

If u go take like one full tablet, it will mess ur system up. Ur heart rate go increase. And after all the action, I swear u will start vomiting cos it will make u take plenty of fluids. U fit vomit reach 6 times.

So my main advice, stay away from drugs.

tm for gym workout . Who does that? you guys can't build your strength

bro you a F**l infact you so D*mb and love struck to the extent you don't know when a girl is fooling you.

Na your type dey make ladies insult us or call us Br*ke .

She cleared you straight and you still sending her money and data. please I need data now am using MTN. let me know if you can help I'll send you my number.

Am sure you wouldn't help a bro like me that's telling you the bitter truth. if you no go send me the data no p. if you will reply me.


So my guy I'll advice you don't be scared of losing a woman. Only be scared of losing a good sincere and loyal woman..


Please, Please bros don't invest again for her. biko , joi. I can beat my chest she's giving that her man your money and probably making jest of you.


See an sure there is a lady around you who love you. Am sure you know that her does love but you wouldn't follow up because you don't like her.


bro my advice

1: Delete her number it will hurt. just do it.
2: Erase her completely from your head
3; Avoid and blast her if you notice she's fooling you....


Sorry for the Ins*lt I was really angry