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Hamachi:
why do you ask?

healthserve:
My grand father fought in World War 2 under the prestigious British navy along side the allies. My mother was donated by the village during the Nigerian civil war when every village in the locality were required to donate the first child for communal use. My uncle pertook in Nigerian wars as a soldier. On my father's side we're men of war and are familiar with war. Yes. War is instrumental in maintaining peace. Peace without defending it is hardly sustained. So war has good long term. Consequences. Putting aggressors in their place. Oh I've had persons died in my arms. From gunshots. And know what blood death meams


Fvck Iran

Hamachi:
So today in the office, this customer came telling me that he couldn't reach me on phone during the holidays to lay a complaint regarding his account.
I told him my line wasn't available then reason he couldn't reach me, but this guy insinuated that I gave him wrong number (why should I?)...

I asked him to show me the number for confirmation, and lo, I saw my number saved as "Amara my love " ... I pretended I didn't see that and just told him that the number is correct. .

When he left, I couldn't hold the laughter. A guy of 1995 dating me in his head already??
This my small body eeh...

For the records, I'm way older than the guy and I prefer older men (except one of my coursemates I'm really crushing on due to his qualities )

I'm here laughing at all the people that are dating others in their head

Happy New Year

ManAmongMen:
I need advise abi answer, I traveled for a few days without informing her my colleague she got mad.even called me B4 I came back to ask me where I went,how I left her to visit my girlfriend,why I didn't tell that I was traveling knowing that she's gonna miss me..hmmm! was my response cos we share no bond or affection..
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then her bday she no let me rest,she no gree me hear word,buy me gift if not me and you go put leg for one trouser.funny thing is am not the only male colleague there
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as she wanted to travel this Christmas,she plainly told me she's gonna miss me and asked if I would Miss her too,but as a guy man I didn't answer her..the way she talks to me looks at me with calm voice,she always wants me to say something to her..
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pls is this one also green light abi disco light..

Jodha:
My attention is hard to get.....
If I give him enough attention and he still doesn't get...

I move....No time ..

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

Frankyboy1:
There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light,though i second guessed she might have also been into me,one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting,tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing,then rubbed enough olive oil on the massive rod, I told my sef, once I come out, it is either hit or miss, mennn,na so I enter parlor with my rod dripping and shining, but with my heart racing and my reputation at stake, when I stepped in, her eye balls grew big and misty,...... Hmmmmmm! If I finish d story here ehen, but up till today we still talk and laugh about it, cause she will be my wife in March,,,,, crazy crazy moment

AfroKnight:
Merry Christmas smallie.

Don’t take up arms against men in 2020. If you do, one small boy will just come from nowhere and sweep you off your feet and you won’t have sense when you see him and he will hold your heart in the palm of his hand and you would be at his mercy, at least, emotionally. And he would be sore tempted to shatter your heart for the fun of it.

So better be nice.

Riele:
I took photos with some guys asking me out . Don't worry , I took permission from them to post their picture .

I also saw a beautiful girl and I had to ask for her photos .

1st pics : I and some random toasters

2nd picture : some beautiful girl I met , I took permission from her too .

3rd picture : another toaster , I'm guessing he might be a nairalander .

Livecamp09:
Ibadan girls?.. Don't be stupid bro, ask anybody around, Ibadan people are the most humble though we have our own flaws but not unnecessary pride a d snapping or nagging

Lekside442:
lock as how?bro

Richdad50:


A lot of ladies never have sex until they marry. They are not just in your faces talking sex and bulshit. The half who engage in sex pre and before marriage make the loudest noise to create a believe that all are in with what they do.

A majority of very beautiful women are virgins. They are smart, fashionable, neat, and very sweet to be with. Believe me! The idea or notion that virgins are wackos is only a hyperbole orchestrated by a few loudest.

Richdad

Stevengerd:
@Doctore212
Yeah..Its polycystic overian syndrome.
And the said gal is kinda hairy.

Multiple cyst formation in the ovary.
Can u kindly shed more light to it

RapistOnBail:
Bitch you make peanut

RapistOnBail:
Hustle oh!

Make you no go join police.

Homers123:
Can you write for me a business proposal on how to invest 10million naira?

uruba23:
Unfortunately I am not one,but don't come and demonize Nigeria Girls simply because your Eve feel for the Apple again. Just man up and move on ...no offense intended.

Madlov3:
like seriously?? She wasn’t married to me yet so she’s a free bird? Ppl like you are ppl that go ahead with wanting to sleep with a lady even after telling you she has a boyfriend. Smh

RiyaGoddess:
I really thank God for the compassionate heart He's given to me. When I saw the video, I heard the Holy Spirit say to me Shile, you would have passed the test...

Yay It's my first Christmas ever next tomorrow. I can't keep calm...
#12MonthsLovingJesusWithNoRegrets


Modified- Please I no buy Christmas clothes ooo. Can I wear my old clothes to church for Christmas service or must it be new Christmas cloth?
This is my first Christmas ooo how una dey do am?

Regiinald:
Guys if you break a girl's heart or break up with her and she says

"after i gave you my body, you want to break up with me?"

Just know that she is trying to tell you that you were never good in bed and she was only managing you. So to her, her body was an investment and a sacrifice she made for you.

This was copied from facebook