₦airaland Forum

missimelda01:
To start with, I don't like people visiting especially for so long. I had this guy come over after persuading me for a while, I told him to come by 4pm.. bros moved it to 7pm, when he eventually arrived he thought I was gonna let him sleep over (what rubbish ), I was already pissed and uncomfortable so I gave him a movie to watch while I pressed my phone, brethrens oga started trying to slid his hand under my skirt stylishly.. I cannot explain the rage I felt, I just told him sorry you've overstayed your welcome..come and be going . It baffles me when I see a man above 25 acting like a 16 year old.



I blocked his number afterwards, truly many are mad few are roaming.

Hnnmmm sister Mary. Why did you invite him then

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

Nawa for you oo inside you own house? Bros I'm disappointed. Why not go straight to the point and let her know your house rule..


She even brought her friend... Smh you weak..

Funny enough you broke your sim. Your matter slow pass glo

Michellekabod2:
I now realise why you hate girls

Na yeye pride jawe. 15k gone, Punna gone... Na him lose.

Okoroawusa:
My sister it's a matter of saying no. You can never tell what is on a woman's mind.

I have been so gentlemanly with a female visitor before that we spent the whole time in the living room watching TV.

On the stairs seeing her off she asked me," so na tv u take me watch today?"

Coward

LarryBee1k:
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

Chai you chop clean mouth

AstroG:
Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

She call you apologize later?

AstroG:
Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

..lol 15k. I swear if na me.. I go take Viagra 100mg. Wait for 30mins and unlease all that have seen, heard or watch in hardcore porn. My 15k no fit go.. I'll forever be haunted

kecee99:
A girl fvcking my best friend in my own room

Lol you dey whin ni?

dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to make move, she declined and said she can't, she sees me as her younger brother.

..chai you no pursue her comot?

show us your credit alert. that's aren't prove.

chaplainpro:
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chaplainpro:
Good morning to everyone out there.

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Let me give you a business idea that will make you some money.

Do you belong to any whatsspp group that's always having different events and get-togethers?

I know of different groups that's always having Hangouts and so on. You can create designs based on the names of the group, order for our shirts, print on them and market it to them.

I will leave you to think deeper.

Good morning.

I love this your shirt oo... The T-shirt is it possible to get them in different color and design?


secondly, the business idea I'm in for it.

crackkhaus:
As beautiful as you are, why has it not happened yet?
Is anything wrong with you?

because she's one of those ladies that doesn't value or respect men...


Fake life, Sakara, Money... it's there last name and slogan.

IcraveLove:
Doesn't make sense to me. I am not going to test anybody, so no one should test me.

Cos after passing the test, the relationship is ending.

it show you not sincere

Bro you don't have s*NS* she told you all her negative problem. You still carry your head to inside...


Oga live with it

Lol OK.

mikezuruki:
why are you guys here calling the girl silly?

OP is not being truthful. He didn't stop at creating fake account to express his flimsy emotions to babes online. What happened to deleting the 'fake' account you created 10 years ago?

How did she see it if it's not what you still use?

You claimed you have stopped the habit of creating fake account to follow up on babes (or people) online, yet you created another fake nairaland account for this post!

There's something sinister about you op! You're not being honest! She may have caught you in one of those your 'disguised' moments!

Deal with it Bozo!

The wife

pretty woman and you posting rubbish....

old man like you instead of channelling your time and energy on something that will profit you.

you're posting lie just to get attention. bros na 2020 we dey... grow up.

BigSarah:
Any bank that places a hold on a customer account because or chats submitted as proof deserves to be sued, chats can be doctored.

Are you D*MB? did you read what the ops said.. You forget the account transaction pay... Na go just dey talk anyhow. See your ring nose like Spanish bull.

Uche26747:
Hello guys,
If you're a user of the popular Opera News mobile app, you would have come across several posts asking people to come and write for the app.
I actually tried it, and I've quit, and here to tell you reasons you should never bother joining.
- The pay is too small
You see, Opera is a Chinese company and they are always known for being trickish.
Now look at their payment plans. You suffer to write, and they only pay you after the article hits 10,000 views.
I bet you, you can not make up to 5,000 Naira in a month from the platform. How much will they pay you when you hit 10k views? #360.
Haha... you need 100,000 views to make #3,600... FRAUD.

They cannot try that in the USA. No wonder they're targeting lawless Africa, where they'll be harvesting thousands of your intellectual works without having to pay a dime.
If you think I'm lying, go and give it a try. Most articles do not cross 10,000 views and make you no money.
Opera News is scam, we need to stop working for them.

shut up and stop taking nonsense. If you don't want to join don't discourage other.. yoy talking as if you a better offer for them.

P*ssy

Bagehot:
You are a shameless liar. I own one and have several acquaintances who do as well in various schemes.

...

Shut the F*k up. b*tch

lol.. you will find this same building structure in some places in Lagos. All thesw building are own by one guy...


They should stop deceiving us...

scam... Tinubu started all this... They're making profit from all this... But you might not know..

tinubu built his own....
Fashola built his own...
Ambode built his own..
now olu has his own..


His is what I call black hat profit...

SaintsSamurai:
The problem you have in life is that you talk too much.

Choo choo choo choo choo everywhere on nairaland, I am sorry but ladies like you will bring a man down with her mouth and with what I've seen about you in nairaland, i pity the boyfriend that will tell you confidential informations.

Because what Delilah did to Samson will be his case.

I can never date a lady like you because my enemies will use you against me.

Listen gurl, you need to sew your lips.

You talk without control.

lwkmd...chai

Lamanii22:
10k from one of my friends in the UK... And a really classy handbag from boyfriend... Don't know the amount.. But it's an original bag...

what have you given them in return?

Jewessgratitude:
That was not part of the deal na. Post says to mention gift only.

Well... It ended in tears cos after the gift, he began to pester me like crazy. When I refused to give in to his advances, he asked me to put in a resignation letter of which I said no, that he should sack me by himself. So he said i have been relieved of my duties as his secretary and asked me to leave.

I cried o... cos I remembered asking him on that day, if he's not going to use this gift against me, he said no.
Well... Its all in the the past now.

this gift doesn't have a name?

Chai every green investment. This is where youth should put there money in..
Imagine buying at less 700k-1M shares... I wonder how much it will cause...

Ifyjos:
Yes I’m Igbo but no need to insult me please

I knew you igbo... Igbo girl to misbehave. I'm an Igbo guy myself.


See you deserve more than insult... My dear you go suffer goon.. by the time your kid start going to school.. You go know say this life no easy... You carelessly got pregnant for a Yoruba guy...


Yu go suffer goon...