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OnPointMan:
That should be about 6inches now. That's still ok. Or you have been dealing with oloshos?

chai all this olosho girls no get chill. There cunt don too wide dem go dey blame innocent guy.

Splinz:


Behold! If a man be not happy with his toothpick cassava and wishes to enlarge it to an anaconda size, let him come unto me.

Truly truly I say unto you, I shall lay hold of your pencil preeq, take a concrete hammer in my hand and smash it! For behold, what is smashed, death and buried shall rise again. And when the resurrection comes, it shall be clothed with a new body and size.

Fear not! It is well with your preeq!

lol ode

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Lala is not human but a computer program which moves topics to front page

The program might have been written in python language the reason any topic relating to snake always land on front page

If you want your topic on the front page, just upload a snake pics with it

lol are you serious ?

To me Google is the Antichrist. They own almost everything we do online. Gmail, Google AdWords, AdSense, Google trend, map, voice, YouTube, note, and more.

GMbuharii:
Somebody should please tell him to expand the cages or enclosure of the animals.....they need space to roam..

OK sponsor him

NACE13:
First, you lack manners. Can't you just disagree without insults.

Second, if you are 'sharp' like you think you are, why would you skin-dive a girl you just met that same day, and why would you even carry a condom when you want to go visit a relation and stay just for 2 goddamn days.

Didn't you read the part where I said I later invited her to my place and we finished work properly.

It's people like you that end up getting one incurable disease and then die from it just because your dick did the thinking for you.
You should grow up,son, you reason like a toddler. Don't quote me again

OK sir, Papa you don't tell us some part oo until now. As for the disease I don't fuvk without CD b*tch

NACE13:
Mine happened few years ago when I visited a relation; their neighbour's daughter fell for me at one glance and it was just so obvious from the first glance.
That same night, as I was seated outside, she just came downstairs, told me to "escort her" to lock the gate because it's dark. I knew what she wanted but I was acting all "Isn't the gate just less than 50 steps from where I was seated". She kept on pestering me to follow her so she can lock the gate. Finally, I obliged and followed her, immediately we got to the gate, she just grabbed my head and started kissing me without warning, even took off the top of her nighties and gave me her to suck.
I almost had her there but I came to spend just two days with my relation and had no intention of getting laid, so I didn't strap up and I wasn't gonna risk it because of konji.
You can see the power of women, if to say na man now, they'll call it rape or molestation.

Although, I later invited her to my school and we finished work properly

Another M*U*M*U you f*ck up you dey give excuse

dairykidd:
It happened like two months ago on a Saturday as i headed for the atm, I was the last in line when i noticed this beautiful chocolate girl walking towards the line to use the atm. As she got closer to me and positioned behind me i noticed she was a small girl maybe 18/19 so i decided to respect myself and kill whatever plans i had. Little did i know she also had plans too. She was just forming restless and trying to start a convo & i was not ready to contribute nothing to her gist. If to say i look her again maybe i for change mind so i just face my front ooh. This girl took it to another level. She first hit me with her bag and i just accepted it as a mistake, later this babe kicked my ankle I just laughed without looking back at her, the next one na her full body she take jam me like she's about to slip and fall lolzz i just continued on the line till i collected my money and moved off. Small girl with big mind

broda way M*M*

EnthronedbyGod:
God told me my time was drawing near, but that the moment my time comes, He will direct me to the pastor of one of the mega Churches, whom I'll serve under for a very short spell, before starting on my own.


He said it was necessary I served under someone of repute for a short while, no matter how short, cos if I don't my ministry will have a lot of question marks.


I've been waiting for this , but I'm yet to receive a signal.

This is why I don't have anyone I can really call father in the Lord yet, but I have a lot of great men of God I admire.

I intentionally didn't name any Church

Hope you understand now.


God bless

Do you know apostle joshua selman?

seunmohmoh:
If I want to join, I would have joined. I have 3 family member in Airforce. It's not just my calling. Can't you just type without insults?

it's nobody call my dear.

seunmohmoh:
Am I the only lady that likes seeing men in uniform... Soldiers uniform not all those rubbish Nigerian police uniforms o.

See R*bbish talk go and join make we see how e go be for your body.

The first day I saw this guy was December last year at Mièle [Glass room] Close to Eko hotel V.I I was opposite about to board a bus going to my place of residence. I glance at him and admire him.. He was been celebrated.

I saw him with his friend's and a lady think she's Miss Nigeria or so cause I saw a crown on her head than day

Ehne when i saw him I was like Shuo na Mr Nigeria be this wetin qualify this guy??. cause he was fit, not huge, Average height 5" 8/10 or 6.0

I thought they crown Tall and huge guys as Mr Nigeria etc. They gat be some features that qualify him. Am been ignorant anyway


Cause I dey waste am 6" 4Tall, weight 213Pounds too heavy for a model lol

.. I just stare at him was happy for him cause e no easy to win... i smiled saying to myself this life eh I go chop am one day. Dem go celebrate me too one day.

Ekakamba:
Nigerian girls are like PHCN, once they start giving you light, be bxpecting Bills.

No quotes please.

lol I swear

AbelAbdul:
I once carried a passenger who carried human skull. luckily for us, he was arrested and me and other passengers were allowed to go.

Human skull? How was he caught?

AnonymousIP:


LOL ... 2012 ... Picture when she came to Visit me at AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE ......

THIS WORLD SEFF .... I INVITED HER VIA 2GO CHAT !!! ... I Know nobody will believe me .... but the memories still dey fresh , am the one that snapped that picture with my NOKIA E72 .... That time na Nokia 2700 she dey use ....

if it's tru is she older than 23 yr now?
You fu*k her?
You get pic taken with her?

Woow your story is long and quite interesting. Can't believe I read till the end. .... Make sense bro.

Bros I need you to help me ooo.

Starlight10:
Money is good. Please i need a guy with vision to date so we can make a future better than this. Hehe

hmmm if you see one will you wait or know? All yah ladies are only after fine pocket. Mooney

If e no get money na complain and cheating...

dykedarlyn:
Same old story; monthly plan that won’t even last for one week

I swear did over 4gb didn't last for 2 weeks.

9jaRealist:

How eloquent... No wonder you fear smart strong females. You are too crude to get one. SMH >

OK you that have one. Congrat

9jaRealist:
Crude misogyny will not allow you to imbibe the message right in your face...
You don’t have to jump off a bridge, but whatever your fear is face it - even if it’s a daring female.
>

Stupid B*llock .... @sshole

eyeview:
That school run by an occultic sect. I wonder how parents can be so mean as to send their kids to that concentration camp where they go thru a lot of harrowing, dehumanizing and even sexually exploitative experiences but can't speak out.

Really how do you know this?

Nawa don't know why female celebrities show off too much. Now she's a motivational speaker because she jumped off a bridge with safety belt.

Lol others should face there own fear by jumping off a bridge. Na don hear...There we have it.

Her m*m* fans are even trilling her like she just achieved something great

iberiberism

How can a grown man spend time writing this r*bbish.

Googleads84:
Why won't they block it,,,, Because you are a stupid useless criminal spreading virus all over the planet.

Your are a f**lish f**l what do you know about Bot? b*$t#d talking as if you know anything.

May D*vil stab you multiple times for accusing me falsely. If you don't know have anything R*@snable to say. biko channel your time on something else.

Googleads84:
You are a criminal, putting virus link on Nairaland

Your Stu*pd are D*mb to notice NL Bot is blocking the link..

imagrg:
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wetin concern me.

you're a big f**l after all this you still want her bck

bro I did all this the truth is at one point you'll get tired of chatting girls like this. Maybe when you find out the time you're using to run after a girl you should have use it for something better.


If you like chat like the best pickup artist. If she wouldn't Bleep you she wouldn't you can only win her over with money and physiology

ypeace:
At 24, few months after my graduation.

I got to know about blockchain technology in my final year. I read about it and joined various crypto groups before I graduated. I delved fully into crypto currency trading on exchanges plus buy and selling of cryptos. I raised more than 10m naira within my first year.

I lost interest in trading on exchanges last year when I took a blockchain course on coursera. It opened my eye to the fact that the real money is in blockchain development. I have since dedicated my time to learning and development of blockchain technologies.

Currently working on various crypto projects one of which is multisend. Multisend is an ethereum Dapp that allow users to send ethereum and ethereum tokens to many addresses in a single ethereum transaction. The testnet version can be accessed at https://multisend.now.sh and the tutorial can be found at https://www.useloom.com/share/5c7524c256414e01baef2a9bff2a6adc


Note: multisend currently work with metamask chrome extension

Modified
Beta version: https://multisend.co

Ropsten testnet: https://test.multisend.co

Tutorial: https://www.useloom.com/share/ae5014b06ad745aa8f88b266a7aaff4f

bros biko teach me this. lemme start earning online like you.

ypeace:
At 24, few months after my graduation.

I got to know about blockchain technology in my final year. I read about it and joined various crypto groups before I graduated. I delved fully into crypto currency trading on exchanges plus buy and selling of cryptos. I raised more than 10m naira within my first year.

I lost interest in trading on exchanges last year when I took a blockchain course on coursera. It opened my eye to the fact that the real money is in blockchain development. I have since dedicated my time to learning and development of blockchain technologies.

Currently working on various crypto projects one of which is multisend. Multisend is an ethereum Dapp that allow users to send ethereum and ethereum tokens to many addresses in a single ethereum transaction. The testnet version can be accessed at https://multisend.now.sh and the tutorial can be found at https://www.useloom.com/share/5c7524c256414e01baef2a9bff2a6adc


Note: multisend currently work with metamask chrome extension

Modified
Beta version: https://multisend.co

Ropsten testnet: https://test.multisend.co

Tutorial: https://www.useloom.com/share/ae5014b06ad745aa8f88b266a7aaff4f

Bros teach me biko lemme start to earn like you.