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Op u are very lucky oo, u should be seriously happy you didn't end up with a woman who wants you to go a compulsory 3 rounds every single night and another 3 rounds every early morning for all the days of your life lolz ..
Be happy bro

Ifiok21:
Very good. Everyone should develop their own local economy and encourage investors. Next is mineral resources. One state can not be producing and they will share the money to unproductive states.

Even company income tax should go to started and not FG. Because it is the states that are bearing the burden of the business.

did you or your state govt develop your local economy? Did your state govt turned or work hard for your state to be a productive state?

VAT should be a federal thing and not state, it's cheating and I won't support it..
Lagos and rivers state was not built in a day, it was not developed by Lagos nor River state govt, it was not built by Lagos or Rivers people either..
Trillions of Nigerian's money was spent on infrastructure, road and bridges oo..
And moreover it's a one Nigeria thing, so everything should be equal cos we are all in it together.. one Nigeria one love lolz

This is why I don't like the idea of biafra agitation, things like this do not happen anywhere else in the world except in the south, there will still be infighting, political wars church oppressing the masses, this clearly shows we don't even see ourselves as one blood.
Same state, same language, same people but still fighting and creating hatred and division in the minds of the youth all because of power teuh!!!!

okooloyun1:
Most private hospitals are guilty of high bills. There was a time around 2017, I was having a chest pain in the night, so I went to one private hospital the next street. When I got there, they gave me injections with some drugs and placed me on a drip then I asked the doctor, what was really wrong with me, he said don't worry you will be fine. In the morning they gave me another drip, I now wondered what was really the problem because at the time I no longer felt any pain again. They later brought the bill around 12pm. When I saw it, I shouted aunty nurse wetin be dis? She said, na your bill nah! my bill was 27k. I asked her how come for just ordinary chest pain? She said, you slept on the bed. After some arguments here and there, I paid 18k and left.

baba you were having a heart attack, he can't reveal it to you because you might panic and ur BP will sky rocket.
Nigerians with ungrateful attitude tueh

op eye dey pain you? Why u dey whine our nipples na,,,
Apapa 3million? For where? Apapa ajegunle abi apapa wharf?
I won't live in that area even for 100k tufiakwa

Very cool, No female housemate lol, no more porn and yeye drama, I think I will watch this edition

Felicity0001:
They call you great among men and you're nodding your head rejoicing... I pity you n you likes.

You work 7am to 12midnight just to earn 30,000 no 28k self because you have to eat and you think you are qualify to sit among great men who earn millions of naira in few minutes...oga continue in your foolishness o

Singers of praise and worshipers of God/gods always do it to their advantage and once that aim is achieve they do their will leaving you to suffer your pain.

Continue o you hear me so, continue, gradually they'll push you to your grave... Go and tell them.

oh Gaud!!!!! wtf did I just read??
How do I unread this please!!!!!

Felicity0001:
Let me add to the list...

By doing a trip from ikeja to Badore, trip started 4:30pm and ended 5:03pm.

Inside life
Inside Lagos

Oga where you follow?
Him say na secret code

Oh! Na ferry him driiiiveee... No wonder... Bolt ride!

Even brt buses won't do a trip of over 3hrs for 53min.

We hail oo

aswearuGod sense might be very far from you, this is mostly why I dislike engaging you guys in a conversion wherever I park.
They will talk, mature man like you will node head like frog then come online to spill thrash causing more problems for drivers all because you trying to be funny

BAZ001:
On point,
LMAO drivers still shocking the crap out of Uber/bolt by driving for 20hrs out of 24hrs everyday of the week without breaking down. (Are they Robots or human).
By arriving in ikeja to pick rider but driver is in lekki.
By chupping all the bonus everyday wether 60trips or 10trips, dey will clear it.
By driving cars without AC and driver is not blocked or reported.

Naija too much

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in your small mind you really think these companies doesn't want you to work above 24hrs per day abi lolz

Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast

lolz very funny, i guess my gender have disappointed you lolz �.

Soldiers causing problem everywhere, as in who do we run to for help? police can't even arrest them

Is that all?

angelEmade:
Please let's take a moment to view his story from another dimension. What kind of an unprofessional act is this from the 9ja police?? Why attempt to kill a citizen when he has not been convicted by the law??
Okay so this is how they parade dead bodies of honest Nigerians and tag them kidnappers and armed robbers when in fact the real rogues are out there enjoying government protection? Who made them the jury in their own case?! Extra judicial killings everywhere and some zombies said that terrible Nigerian police world ranking isn't fair?? Tufiakwa!

I feel like slapping you now, it seems like you are not in Lagos abi. Bikes are not allowed on most places in Lagos but people like the op will still insist on taking bikes,, the same bikes criminals and cultist use for operations for Robbery and dispose people off their properties. Nice one from the police

All these yeye celebrities will never stop over speeding at night but will be quick to rush to the internet to thank God,
I saw this accident last night at freedom way, impatient drivers

DDDEnterprises:
Eleribu!!! Married women should be off limits for this kind of jokes or comments nah.

As for the OP, 2 months

My parents were together 8 years before they had first born and they later had 3 more children making 4.

Just visit the doctor and take necessary physical/medical measures to ensure you guys are okay. Then continue to pray and fvck, until God answers your prayer through your fvcking.

2 months is quite early to be worried. Wetin happen?

after 8 years? aswear it's possible ur dad might not be your real father

Simplyleo:
I think there is actually the need for restructuring especially in the areas of financing.

Fed govt projects on states should be based on revenues generated from those states.

Imagine, Lagos alone generated 429b for the fed govt in 1 year and Lagos be receiving averagely same allocation with Imo.

and in your mind you think Lagos was able to achieve this without the help of the federal government and people from imo state right?

Kokaine:
Smoking weed.
And moving up and down at midnight touching changeovers and peeping into my house to know why my fan is working when there is no light.

maybe you are not being straight forward with him, everyone needs light and comfort just as u do ok

Opistorincos:
My neighbor is a liar. She's always complaining of generator fume entering her room. I've checked several times and reverse has been the case.

Edit: For those quoting me hurriedly, she lied. The location of the gen is four windows away from her. The tenants between my room and hers have never complained about fumes getting into their rooms. Thank you

You are a wicked person oo, so the rest people must complain before you believe the Gen fume is really getting into her window. Tueh.

Foolish topic

All these low budget newscaster will be saying different things at same time,
She was abducted and kidnapped and she later ended up in his house where she started having an argument with the kidnapper ?

Rip to her though

Vivien458:
It's so unfortunate bro. Sometimes we all want to have a happy life, but then boom, something bad comes in. I wish you strong health, however, go to the beach, look at the sun, do things you haven't done. drive fast, be happy. Be with family, go to the motherless,give all you have, if you will live you will. Be strong and good luck.

drive fast and put other road users at risk right? Idiat

The way you nairaland guys reason at times do surprise me sha,
how much is chicken bro just 3k oo.
Relationship weda dating or marriage comes with some level of responsibility, if u are not ready for it just rest.
This one only asked for chicken and you are crying lol, if you nw date lagos girls that always need urgent 20k or her family member dies nko?

@gazzuz that fix u did for me concerning my engine going off or jerking after refueling worked like magic,
I hv purchased fuel over a thousand times now and nothing happened, thank you boss if not for you my kazeem would hv sent me back to the village

Up till the fed govt ban this useless dangote trucks from the roads, all their trucks are new but their drivers are mentally ill aswear, if you drive on the express you should know what I'm talking about

Nice one, plz start from phase1 then oniru and yaba,

You can't have one of the biggest market in Nigeria in a tiny geopolitical zone couple with slum houses around and expect huge development i.e sky scrapper in same tiny area,.

1 is people are not selling properties, they are holding on to it like a gold mine.
2 Lagos island is over crowded and so noisy so it's never conducive environment for companies except Banks.
3 we all gats understand the fact that slums beget violence, robbery, thuggery, cultists, one can't walk around that area at night without getting robbed.
So I think we should all forget the idea of anymore developments coming to Lagos island, the market is hugely and fastly growing, residential population growing, investors will have to look elsewhere

pocohantas:
People ask that question out of concern, not because they want to open a fast food kitchen for you. Just good ol concern. If you don’t like it, open your mouth and tell him to stop asking you.

We are here to talk about what he thinks, which prompted his actions- not what I think.

Once again, I never said you are guilty. I said you are a victim of stereotyping. You are quite presumptuous...

Gracias

Only you have the brains of 30 nairaland ladies put together lol

Sounds to me like "gold digging gone wrong"

GAZZUZZ:
Uncle tell Kazeem to replace your CV axles AKA shafts. Buy a complete unit .


I have a pair for sale in this thread .

https://www.nairaland.com/6005996/own-corolla-2003-2008-enter-here

the replacement you did for me worked perfectly oo, the movement is so smooth as fk, and the funny thing is that the whole kazeems that worked on it be4 still do not believe the magic you did lolz. Thanks alot boss

Good evening all, plz I'm having an impossible untraceable problem with my 2004 Toyota Corolla, it all started from a pothole I mistakenly entered.
I noticed my car vibrates vigorously at 40km-60km but when I speed over 80km it becomes very smooth , hv changed all 4 tyres, hv done wheel balance twice, hv done alignment uncountable times, hv changed hub bearings 2 times, the last mechanic in my area I went to change all 2 front hubs and shaft to tokunbo and the problem still persist.
The thing is it only happens when I accelerate, but when I remove my foot from acceleration pedal it becomes smooth, if I hold to acceleration pedal it vibrates roughly again, they all said they Don't know what else to do again, it's so embarrassing plz help