₦airaland Forum

Yinkakolawole:
How about your father in-law?

PlayMaker14:
May Allah be praised...



Atleast, this unemployed vagabond who gallivant the surface of Abuja with his power bike has decided to be useful and responsible for once.

Aisha has done well to handpick a very young bride from the Royal family to spice up the life of her son who's almost going the way of Denrele and Co.

Be that as it may, So many Abuja residence will go into wild jubilation because Yusuf, the popular power bike rider will not be seen frequently.


I want to use this opportunity to call on the vulture meat business man in this forum who's old enough to be Yusuf's father to arrange his grilling tools before the ceremony.

Congratulations.

MufasaLion:
Most hilarious comment ever

Maskofff:
My babe is going next month am really scared

tobechi74:
Simp

Confirmedzombie:
Isreal implementing a national lockdown to enable them defeat the virus.

I urge the FG to emulate Israel as it is the only way the virus could be defeated.

Our cases keep increasing day by day. Nigerians are already used to a total lockdown.

People should stock their homes from their pockets as it makes no sense for a pallatives.

Nigerians have done it before and can do it again.

The FG must deploy the military to enforce a total lockdown for Eight good weeks.

nairavsdollars:
very preposterous. arriving three hours for a 30 minutes local flight