₦airaland Forum

RosyIsBlessed:
There's no hitches with online investment pls. It's even the smoothest. People having problem caused it on themselves because they just proceed without getting complete info on the procedures first before doing anything.

Thanks. I guess they were the ones who posted the misinformation, and I'm pained I delayed myself for nothing

airsaylongcom:
About my comment earlier today, I had actually engaged my Manager regarding the situation (as seen in the screenshot). All I needed to do was follow her up today an the issue would have been resolved within days. But alas, I had to forfeit.

Most of the times I come here it's often to unwind and do something "extra". I've met some really fun people here who have shown patience and perseverance with my somewhat slow resolution. But if I saw I'm taking up a case, I no dey rest until it's closed.

On Friday a well known comedian came in to the branch to cause "mayhem" over his delayed payment from an online investment. I sensed his mood and engaged him. We both have a mutual friend and I sharply dropped the friend's name first so I can disarm him. Within 1 hour he was paid and he sent a message full of gratitude. Did it add to my KPI? No. But sometimes u do stuff because you are in the mood to. I choose to minimise the help I provide for online folks not because I hate them but because I will be bombarded by all manners of complaints that will keep me from focusing on my core. If however I am led to assist, rest assured that I will see it to the end no matter what. Just don't try to force it

Baba mi, no forget ya boy. I'm also praying for you that stressful people will not know your moniker IJN

throwaway123456:
online is possible, register and do your verification first, then proceed to payment. I did my process online and it went seamlessly, expecting my 1st roi in coming weeks.

if anything goes wrong you can get help here, send email and even try to reach them on facebook.

Great then

I just wish this online stuff can be possible, cos I'm about to pay...but I'm having mixed feelings about the online stuff at the moment, cos it seems to be having some hitch based on some info here.
If anyone is able to do the online stuff, he should let us know, cos for various reasons many people are very far away from the physical offices and can't travel....and yet still want to invest.

As if the man won't go behind to collect his own share from the girl....we know the game. He will still fvvck her despite all the show of fake morality

Why is tears so easy for all women to shed whenever they have any agenda to push. They must have river Niger locked behind their eyeballs. Manipulative gender!

The question is, to have won a contest in Aso rock, can we know the current diameter of the pvvsy.

pls someone should help me with airsaylongcom Telegram contact . Thanks

airsaylongcom:
Are you the one that chatted me for 2.2?

Hello Sir, I've been trying to contact you either by whatsap or Telegram as adviced, I've not been able to get to you. Pls kindly reply my PM on Nairaland. I want to get started with my MBAforex investment this month before I spend too much from the cash. Thanks

able88:
You just blacklisted a beautiful country. How long have you lived there to know all these?
Or is it hearsays?

Why not travel there, and live or school there to confirm. Since it's ya beautiful dream country.

Karleb:
This thing is not something hard nowadays.

Had you spoken out since you would have had your solution since.

Carry yourself to a good hospital on Monday and explain everything to a doctor even if it's a female.

Metabolic disorder is a biiiitch!

Stop talking Bullshit... How does it relate with metabolic disorder?? smh

Amspecial:
wow how time flies wen yakowa died I remember I was in Abu Zaria 500level, that was wen I knew that nigeria as a country is hopeless u need to see the jubilation from the muslims when the news fillterd in that the governor was dead a useless muslim friend of mine and course mate was so over joyed that he was celebrating while telling me about his death forgetting that I was a Christian I nearly slapped him.
education dose not cure Islamic fanaticism I have seen it.

Education actually worsens it; I saw It point blank in University of Ibadan when I was an undergraduate. The Islamic society students put the school into chaos and were ready to murder a student just because of religious dissent. I was even ashamed of my classmates who joined in the attack....The Christian student was later rusticated for peace to reign on campus. Chai! that day, I feared Muslims....many if not most of them are potential Bokoharam. So sad.

We understand the appointment: After so much pounding and banging...she really deserves the Acting V.C slot. thanks

Make Abraham your role model, and get the inspiration to fvvck your cousin, cos he also fvvcked and even married his cousin, yet God was pleased with him and bless him. Fvvck ya cousin, there's blessing in it.

Your SIMPHOOD is on another legendary level. wow.

StacyO:
This one is DEEP.

Auntie, how is deep.

AkwaIbomMan:
in one of the seems retention threads, one dude came and started attacking all of us in that thread and even swore to personally make sure he sees the downfall of semen retention threads. So I Think this is another moniker of his trying to paint black semen retention and hindering others from joining us

Don't mind the idiot, some thing that powerful men practice across the world...the fool is in one corner of a village typing rubbish. Even people without retention do have blueballs was making it seem retention causes blueballs

Brighto is one of the most intelligent guy in that house. Very calculative and confident. Though he doesn't Garner attention. But he's game smart. Brighto could fvvck both of them and Bigbrother won't even know. I like the fact that he's in control of his emotion. Infact he left his emotion before coming to the house unlike some guys displaying weakness with their emotions

swiz123:
I can't reduce myself to this argument

Okay. escapism

swiz123:
You said it yourself; some don't do it because of moral restrictions.

So, one is not polygamous by thinking it, but by actually doing it. Saying otherwise would mean that there is no difference between fantasy and reality.

You hate your neighbor so much that you always wish him die, but u have no gut to kill him. Then robbers attack your neighbor and killed him and you rejoiced gleefully. Shebi you are truly a righteous person, no hypocrisy at all.
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Ever ask why Jesus said once u look at a woman and fantasize kissing or fvvxking her, then you have already fornicated with her?? Shebi you are more moral and religious than Jesus to think otherwise.

Ogbeni, everybody is polygamous in nature, including women- not only men as the general stereotype says.
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We all know this deep down except if we want to deceive ourselves using morals and religion as excuse. If you believe women are not polygamous in nature, you are setting yourself to be scammed by those queen of stealth and manipulation.
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I say nobody can be sexually fulfilled by fvvxking just one diick or one pvssy all of their lifetime from puberty till grave. I mean no one, at least I haven't seen. And if you have seen someone who fvvcked one diick or pvvsys from puberty till their grave, my question is, how did you confirm it? Did you stay with the person from puberty till grave, did you move about with the person all the time like a cojoin twins? And did you sleep in thesame bed from their puberty to their grave? Ogbeni....

Everybody is polygamous....some through religious morals try to act contrary by denying themselves of sex cos they want to be seen as pious and monogamous, but deep down, they wish, they fantasize, they suffer sexual frustration by denying themselves..They are even the king of porn and masturbation. Lol who is deceiving who... why not go get laid instead.
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Nobody was born to be sexually monogamous, we only got here to start scamming ourselves with religious and societal mores and values, which is not bad altogether, but the truth must still be told.

Monogamy kor, monotechnics ni

Innocence....

Now that you have lost your job: You should be in Job-vacancy section and not Romance. Get sense

Purplekush:
After 20 Solid Days of Semen Retention.. Here's What I Think:

So, i came across a video on YouTube where a dude was talking preaching about the benefits of Semen retention and how every real niggharrr should try it out. I also saw a couple of posts by some random guys on NL on the same topic so i thought it would be wise to try it out. You know, to have a firsthand experience.

For beginners, semen retention just like the phrase is just an act of abstinence where you avoid all forms of sexual release for a couple of days/months (for reasons still unknown to me)

It (semen retention) recently hit the Red pill/Blue-pill men's online community like a new wave of pandemic and lots of guys have reported +ve benefits like enhanced focus, memory and mental vibration (whatever that is)

Most of the comments I saw both on YouTube & NL swore that semen retention comes with a lotta benefits and the feeling is inexplicable. In other words, you have to actually practice it to experience 'it'


So...

I calmed myself down, discharged almost all of the girls in my rotation and took time to abstain.
Yes!
I spent a total of 20 precious days practising the Semen Retention thing before calamity struck.

So, one of my new chicks showed up in my crib..
(i offered her a back booty rub)
one thing led to another, and before you know it, clothes done off

But after we smooched and did all the pre-intimacy thing that adults do, she suddendly grew cold and dressed up (when i was about to enter Congo and start shinning it).
Leaving me my 'thing' unattended to.

Now, here is where it gets interesting...

Few mins later, when my JT has cooled down a bit... say, roughly 10-20 mins later, i started having this insane excruciating pain in my groin area and my entire balls just dey pain me as if person slam baseball bat into am.

As a real guy, i knew instantly what the cause was -- BLUE BALLS.
It's that mild to severe pain you get when you get aroused but don't climax especially when you haven't cum in days. but then this one was completely unbearable.

Like, i couldn't fcvking walk!

I had to bend over or lie down for the pains to reduce a bit.
It was the worst Blue Balls i've ever had in my entire life..
Like i was so scared i had to look it up on Google.

And according to my findings, a man can actually have mild to severe pains ranging from a simple 3 mins pain to hours.
And it is even more drastic for men who haven't had a sexual climax/release in a week or 2.
I had to pop a couple of painkillers and ice my balls for about 30 mins and it still didn't stop.

I searched Google further (just in case it's an STI) but i know i'm clean so my search led me to asking for the quickest solution..
and guess what it was?? find a way of relieving yourself sexually.

Yeah, the articles i read suggested in bold prints that i Jerk off to relieve myself..
And although i wasn't even in the mood because i actually kinda enjoyed the semen rentention thing i had no option.
And i'm glad to say i got an almost instant relieve as soon as the deed was done.

In conclusion, I swore never to invite that girl over again (she no get human sympathy)
And never to participate in something as weird as Semen Retention again.

note: In addition to extreme blue balls i think Semen retention is whack because it makes your game will be weak due to the fact that your testosterone is raging from all that retention. so you'll never act right in front of a woman you're sexually attracted to.

Think about it. Your game will never be tight if You go on a sex-strike for a few weeks and gets face to face with a woman who's sending you choosing signal. You'll most def eff up big time. Peace

Look at this mega-fool writing jargons about what he doesn't know. Who smooches a woman when on semen retention, you invited chaos and met it and yet complaining.

Semen retention isn't responsible for your acting like an uncontrollable hegoat around women, it's ya normal habit that followed you to your retention period. Get sense.

Sameazy15:
He is single but love to Bleep married women he can do without he is addicted he is currently broke he as spend all he has on those women pls he need ur advice i will be in the comment section

How can you be fvvxking married women and be spending your money on another man's investment pvvsy... it's not done. They should even be the one to spend and handle logistics.

Have sense. Married women should spread their pvvsy free of charge for u, cos many of them are so sex starved as their husband are too busy with work and slay queens.
If u are fvvxking married women with ya money, it means u no geh sense. They are easiest to fvvck free, that's if it's ya tin. But there's risk and modus operandi...No go kill yasef.

Mayannar:
Did u Pause,stop and think before you typed that shiiii Or u were just so senseless to type it hurriedly.

Buh u.. u geh sense ba Why cant u say it to their face personally, instead of generalizing

You are a mega-fool if you can't attack my point, and bring a superior argument. Typical of Nigerian when they have no point or basis for a belief, they resort to insult..Ode oshi.

Men are no longer men...Imagine my ancestors kneeling to for a woman to get married.. When men were men, woman queue to bear our names. What a lost deluded generation decayed by feminism....tueh!

Most of the people commenting are foolish...

Your father Abraham fvvcked her cousin and married her. Her name is Sarah......And Abraham was blessed and still became father of nation, through whom all Israelites and Christians are blessed today.

David fvbxked another man's wife...not only that, he orchestrated his death....So what are u talking about...did David die? Yet David gave birth to Solomon, who was the richest and wisest in all generation, from that so called sinful affair.

Una no get sense....stupid Christians.

Zzor:
Go see a doctor,you need to be examined, stop giving it a name "fetish" yen yen yen.

STFU....many gals like it... especially when u tear it and handover a new one for them when they are leaving...I usually buy new pants and keep and they appreciate it as being a romantic gesture

drake99:
Is there anyone with the same fetish?

Me 2..lol...

If I become a pastor sef, which is very unlikely, I wouldn't have a choice than to fvvck those fish brained women... actually many of them crave the anointing of a pastors cock...for how long will I run from the temptation. Let's call a spade a spade...I will fvvck them and clean mouth. Cos they actually enjoy it too. Win win things