₦airaland Forum

n-guage:
If she's a good person, she'll stay around to give you what's good for you - emotional support. And I understand people make stupid decisions , we all do. The difference between you and other posters castigating you is that yours is almost irreversible. I will keep you in my prayers.

so if she cant do that den she b bad pesin abi? i assume say u be male, will u give emotional support to a deceptive girlfriend of urs who later tells u that she once packed a pair of testicles? that hr vejayjay is  surgically made buy som1 in los angeles? e easy to accept that kind tin?

Beaf:
The scientific consensus is that Global Warming is a fact. There are a few crackpot scientists eg Robert Balling, John Christy, Richard Lindzen, Patrick Michaels and Fred Singer. As well their sponsors, those whose businesses would be affected eg ExxonMobile (oil company naturally).

It is only in Nigeria that we can think climate change is a fraud. We tend to always be a decade or so behind times. Why?
In the rest of the World, believing there is no climate change is almost on par with believing the Earth is flat.

Glaciers are receding at a pace that is unkown, even the one closest to us (Kilimanjaro). By some scientific projections, at the rate the Arctic ice is melting, it would be totally gone in 70 years. In Siberia, the permafrost is also thawing at an unprecedented rate.

I can only laugh in pain when I hear people call Global Warming a hoax.

my friend , drop dat remote, get off the couch and go read som scientific publications jor! mor scientist are saying this isnt true. abi u go there see the rate we e take dey melt?

please pardon my questions o, and i wish u the best in all ur future undertakings , but do u have a functional male organ? wia dem see testicles give u? u r worried u might not b able to have kids if u go back, but can u fertilize an ovum now? u com b virgin again, u never test wetin u cary mony buy? so u dont know if it work. no vex o ,na my hunger 4 knowledge dey wory me. _{pls try answer me, i take God beg u}

wirinet:
First i would like to thank Nex for educating agathamari. Most people run their brains on emotions and their emotions are controlled by western media, so much so that they are not ready to use their brains and look at reality.

I do not want to educate you on the meaning of AIDS, but you should embark on some research your self and do not restrict yourself to CNN, WHO reports, and other western media. Also read opposing views so you can get a more informed balanced report.

But let me do a little educating;
AIDS is not a disease in itself, it is a condition whereby the body has lost its ability to defend itself, and believe me there are lots of diseases that can lead to AIDS, even untreated common diseases like Syphilis and Gonorrhea has be known to bring about AIDS. Other known causes are excessive drug abuse( both hard drug and prescription drugs) AIDS has been with us since the dawn of medicine. The controversy is whether there is a virus called HIV, causing the increase in AIDS we are witnessing, especially in poverty stricken areas, and the properties and mode of transmission of this disease.  

There are many reputed doctors that disagree with the media promoted common view of HIV and AIDS. Some believe that poverty and poor nutrition are a greater factor than sex. others believe that substance abuse and untreated sexually transmitted  deceases   are more of a factor than sex alone.

So what i am saying is that the whole sex/hiv/AIDS relationship is being blown out of proportion.

When i say i know only two people that have died of AIDS, you should know that i mean people I personally know. Two ladies i knew, one actually worked for me.  

I still asked how many people do you know personally that have died of AIDS. With the scary picture being painted by WHO/ western media, there should be at least 2 in every extended family.

Look all the statistics being rolled out by WHO are at best guessed estimates, how did they get the statistics of third world countries, who have no data.

my point exactly. the  way these people give "accurate" statistics of events going on in 3rd world countries makes u wonder,we wey dey here sef no know how many we b precisely , so ow oyinbo sopose know who get what?

i use to think it's real , but then i had to review my thought wen i read a book by Micheal crichton titled "STATE OF FEAR". try read am, it will give u an objective view of the whole thing . and no1 should tell me that it's just a novel, all scientific details inside na fact. if u dey read Micheal crichton books u go understand wetin i dey talk .

don't even know how to express my anger.this? in naija? ,

never did. nd besides, to what end? i never comot this country b4. so who i wan deny 9ja to?

Hoteph:
Yeah l can't even count the number of times l did it and l can't promise you that l will never do it again, The name Nigeria sucks our leaders have failed us so we Nija in diaspora dont want to be identified with the name Nigeria cos its such a bad luck.

see wetin Nigerian open in mouth talk. 4 sayin that u r already hexed

yea , una dey live a better life over there.so we that are here should we sell our stuff , get on a plane and come over? una dey talk like say no rational human being sopose still dey Nigeria. if u hate ur country so much, y dont u throw your pasport inside dat una river Thames. see slaves dey defend themselves. I've been in Nigeria all my life and, thank God, i have never been robed, kidnapped, or any such thing, nd i no b rich man pikin, na public school  i go throughout  xcept 4 primary. if u like come back if u like stay( dey chop una chicken and chips), dont talk about my country like say na one ground zero. we dey here, nd by God's grace things will get better

i wan deviate from the topic small. u guys make it sound like living in this developed countries is harder than living in nigeria. una knw say most nigerians dey live under 1$ a day? is it so in your own case? me dey earn N9500/month, thats about $65. is that not ridiculous 4 una end there? so make una no too blame them wen they ask 4 things. its wen they ask 4 outrageous things , or too frequently dat u can talk. but make una no ever tell us say e no easy, cus we know say e easy relative 2 naija. if una pay all una bills finish , its guaranteed that u go enjoy wetin u pay for. insurance, health, power, gas etc. we dey pay nepa bill upon say light no dey(or dem go cut wire wey u cary mony buy, go sell)

men are naturally deceitful.so they expect the same from others,( both male and female). such compliments might earn the giver some distrust. at least until the sincerity is proven beyond doubt

manpiros:
I don't realy give a flinch about how the money is recovered from bank debtors. The bank officials and the debtors are all crooks. The banks have laws and traditions governing loans, borrowing etc. If they can't organise their house, the FBI, EFCC, CIA, or whatever you may call them should do their laundry for them.
That will save us all the trouble of waking up one morning 2 hear our bank(s) is distressed.

Have you even wondered where the monies that have been recovered is coming from. These guys have the money and wont pay their bank debts. A saying goes that if " an antelope runs dangerously, the hunter shoots dangerously". So EFCC, if you have to break "balls" to recover these monies. Fire on. U will be saving lives of people that would die of hypertnsion realising a bank kaving their life fortune has gone distressed.
Thumbs up EFCC.

thank you o manpiros. i don't know what is so difficult to understand in all this

@kobo junkie, why u dey tall like fool like this? dont u bank? if u put ur money in a bank, will u be happy 2 be told that u cant collect ur money because one bank manager has given ur money out as a loan without security? what about the shareholders? dont they have stakes in the banks too? once u sell shares , the company partly belongs to the public , so u cant do watever u like with the money. giving out loans without security na fraud(u no know say to bypass such protocol, sumthing must have been passed under the table? ) and efcc fit put mouth. i dont know why many people see a hidden agenda in anything anyone does in this country. hidden agenda or not, would u prefer the debtors not paying up? over 100 bil don enter the banking sector back, no b good thing b dat?

Lol! Na slowpoke true true. 4k . Infact na demented asshole.

hello , pls i have FTA installed and running, but most of my channels of interest are scrambled(AIT,NTA, E!, SHOWSPORT, SKY channels e.tv to list a few). is there any way i can decode this channels? i use a strong decoder str 4651x. i don't know what other info to supply. please just ask and i'll make it available. thank u , and God bless your work.

mybad:
Did you ever think they would beat the German team?
TALL DREAM.

u bilnd? abi u no watch the match?

I take god beg una . Need am too. Does etis hav a crack too? deshola247@gmail.com. Thanks in anticipation.

I take god beg una . Need am too. Does etis hav a crack too? deshola247@gmail.com. Thanks in anticipation.

I take god beg una . Need am too. Does etis hav a crack too? deshola247@gmail.com. Thanks in anticipation.

This is by far the most interestin season premire i don ever watch/read .lol.
Kudos to d founders of dis thread nd 2 al its members. And i congratulate u on survivin this long with such strong enthusiasm. Power 2 all ur elbows. I am a newbie,nd i'l realy like to benefit from u guys. Am afraid i hav very little to offer at present bt i wont b sitin on my backside all along. Thank u in anticipation of acceptance.

I beg, any phone tread wey i go nd dem dey talk browsin, ZAINABU always pops up. Wetin b dis zainabu? Pls open d eyes of a fellow nigerian. deshola247@gmail.com. Nd any other brwsin tip i need knw.

I beg, any phone tread wey i go nd dem dey talk browsin, ZAINABU always pops up. Wetin b dis zainabu? Pls open d eyes of a fellow nigerian. deshola247@gmail.com. Nd any other brwsin tip i need knw.

Yes they playd badly in d 1st hlf. Bt dats y we hav a 2nd half,2 rest and make amendments. People should nt b quick 2 condem.

I no knw wen nigerians go start 2 dey dey optimistic. Wetin bad 4 dis boys performance nw? I taya o!

just reading through, its mega surprising that someone with a user name like that knows soooo so little about grading hip hop music. there is a difference between preferring one rapper to another and outrightly condemning others for no justifiable reasons at all. i know people who prefer solja boy to nas, but wont ever make the mistake of saying he's better. mr rapjunkey, u might prefer nato c to M.I, but 4 u to say M.I has just 1 good track on his album, and all the other BS u said? common men , that aint constructive critisism , but strait up hatting.u hate him u just don't know it.belive me, i have been there,biggie v pac, nas v jigga?. your username is paradoxical to your analysis. change am

a better version of his joke is this
a business man who travels alot decided to show his wife , who is always lonley, that he is sorry for being away so much. so when he came to africa he bought her a present. a vibrator.when his wife asked what it does he replied 'its a vodoo dick , my dear'.he xplained to her how to use it. ''honey just call its name and the location you want it to have you in''

this went a long way in reducing how much she misses her husband when he's away. she enjoy am so tay she dey use am while driving. till she got pulled over by a cop for over speeding. during the interrogation the cop asked what that on her passenger seat. she told him. with a disgusting look on his face he said ''voodoo dick my ass!!!!''
u can guess she didnt get a ticket

9ja unemployment problems just dey increase every day.
abi wetin go cause a grown ass nigerian dey post infomation about 50 cent wey 50 himself no sabi some of them.

the song dey stupid. e no make any sense .
what are they all talking about?
flashing money cars clothes and ugly white women

this na stale argument
jay z is a business man. he is good , very good in fact. but NAS , nas is lyrically better than jigga

comon men, u'll be crazy not to agree, from illmatic to hip hop is dead. this guy is noting short of a lyrical genus

una even dey crace to dey compare them two, they themselves don't do it any more

nas is better wen we talk hip hop. talk about sumtin else?

Under budgeted

1. my friend and i tried to prepare ewuro(bitter leaf) soup at school, so as required we rubbed the leaves wit salt b4 cooking to remove the bitterness. i guess we didnt rub it long enough for the soup was so bitter it tasted like ''agbo iba".
but we gat chop now, so we added some suger,
talk about a BITTER SWEET EXPERIENCE . _literally

2.at another time , my patner in crime above, cooked one concoction rice , omo u nid see this rice to appreciate wetin i dey talk. water too much so tay e be like make u soak cooked rice inside water con dey drink am like gari. the maggi, pepper, tomatoes con dey float one one on top the rice broth. the most horrible part be say, we chop am

moo na leave the guy alone o. yall dont know what he's going through, the emotional stress and all. let him go to a club where his emotional investment will yield fruits. its all about winning my friends

MAN U 4 LYF

UR WELCOME MY FRIEND. U'L NEVER REGRET UR DECISION
but dont go running away if any little mishap happens. u r wit us 4 lyf!!

error
na waa o. i pity this gals if na true.wonder wats wrong.
but there's this medical condition ,don't know what its called.it the state where the vaginal opening is not large enough to accommodate an erect penis.
may be den don try try try , e no enter ni.
nairaland men !!! any one of you with small ,