₦airaland Forum

Abi o ti quit ni...

Find your wife go front

Jostoman:
you say waiting?

Lol... I think say na only me see am, i no wan talk, make she no abuse me.

KingAzubuike:
Same God that can't heal his creation from convid 19 and has his places of worship all over the world sealed off?


I'll be more comfortable and hopeful putting my faith in some Madagascarn remedy, you can use gala to top it up. They'll be alright.

In other word, there is no God anywhere right?

arthorjnr:
RETARD describes you perfectly.

I swear...

No mind them, i dont know what joy some people derive in hating for no reason.

OkpanachiMax:
The girl on red is purely Mercy Johnson Jnr

Lol, na boy...

That is the only boy in the family

2dice01:
Auntie this is the Husband number
070367089-70

The first wife WhatsApp number
070871108-39

Are you happy now

Guy, you mean ooo,

Deeeeeeep.

toscolee:
Yahoo ni babalawo
Ole ni everybody
Eni ile mo ba sa ni barawo - Naira Marley (2019)





Please translate.
Thanks in anticipation.

Literally, it means every body has one level of criminality in them, but we are just too quick to condemn the one that is caught.

Adgideon:
Just fivehrd very poor they should have told him produce convid 19 syrub as his bail condition

Lol, no wound me with laff oo...

Vaccine you mean"

Kuku kill the guy naa.

stormborn28:
like I said earlier ...he can't withdraw that statement.. Something that was on facebook and he also claimed to be responsible... See the case is water tight. He is in for a big trouble

No mind @areafada2,

Probably he didnt know how deep the shit is.

I talk am,

43 days sure for ikoyi prison for this guy man cos i doubt if he can meet up with that #500,000 bail condition.

I hope this will serve as a lesson to those mumu men wey dey beat there women con put am for social media, if you like, no post ur own when e happen, that your whistle blower neighbor go still report you.

Repent or relocate to your village.

Nonsense.

That is the days of General Yakubu Gowon and Baba Iyabo (olusegun obasanjo)

There was so much discipline in government then...

jericco1:
Why was he stunned?

Abi na, at least 1 na in own...

Atleast make them show am which 1 in particular be in own.

Deng Yajun, the practitioner who produced the paternity report, said that the chance for such case to happen is one in 10 million.




So the 1 in 10 million na d guy head d tin start.

blackboy:
FG must be a scam or scamming Nigeria and the world but the world already knows most of the corona cases are fake.

I pity those who die this period . If na malaria or heart attack or any sickness they can be labelled Corona.

God save us

Amen, d tin ehnn, na only God know wetin we no know...

A colleague said in my office that her baby was down with malaria, a test confirmed it was malaria, she said if a covid19 test was done on the child, it's going to be positive.

The child is back on her feet doing fine.

babyfaceafrica:
Not everyone will get political post... But that chairman nurtw post na die... Who political post help?.. Na people no know wetin dey Nurtw Lagos State.... It is like you are submerged in money

Na so na... No fear of auditors, no fear of efcc...

Dey chop am dey go.

SpecialAdviser:
How dare u kill your brother and eat? We are all monkey species.

Hmn, but if a white dude called you monkey, you tag it racist.

Waist:
MY FRIEND WHICH SCHOOL DID YOU ATTEND?
I ASSUMED THEY MUST HAVE TAUGHT YOU USES OF ENGLISH, IN USES OF ENGLISH, THERE IS WHAT WE CALL AMBIGUITY AND VAGUE.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU WRITE OR TYPE EVEN ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT CORRECT, AS LONG AS, THE MESSAGE IS SEND, IT IS ACCEPTABLE
SO MY GUY I AM NOT CORRECTING ANYTHING.
THANK YOU, FOR THE OBSERVATION.

Jesus Christ, no vex professor, my time is precious to me.

Make i leave you for pple at my level.

Temerity002:
Good day Fellow Nairalanders,

During the Lockdown, I earned a total of N19,000 in the month on April.

Yes, It's not much but its something during this trying times of Covid 19 Pandemic.

I was offered 10% daily on my investment and a whooping 20% on referrals.

want to know more about ??

After you register, Join the Telegram for better info

Check my signature Below for Link

We no want, make the money alone, let the money be enough for you first.

Thank you

Waist:
HE SAID NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, MOST OF THIS STUDENTS CAN NOT EVEN PASSED JAMB IN SEAT, LET ALONE BECOMING THE EINSTEIN OR GALILEO GALILEE,

THAT HOW MY UNCLE WAS SPENDING THOUSANDS ON HIS DAUGHTER IN MILITARY SECONDARY SCHOOL, BUT MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH HER WAS NOT IMPRESSIVE AT ALL.
I ATTENTION A PUBLIC SCHOOL I COULD CHALLENGE HER AND WIN HER IN ANY OF THE SUBJECT AS A SCIENCE STUDENT.
ALL THOSE NAME'S OF SCHOOLS ARE ENTREPRENEURSHIP, I NO PITY FOR THE SAID PARENT AT ALL.

Guy, abeg correct all those errors up there, its too much for me to believe you can actually withstand ur niece in a conversation not to talk of educational debates.

Haba

Na wa, dis parents seff, 4.5m per annum no hard dem to pay all this while, na N175k per month dey hard dem?

Some rich parents can overdo ehnnn.

biosystech:
Maybe it's just me but who else noticed that apart from Nigeria, it seems citizens of other nations can walk past their parliament building, even park across the road close to the building.

No, thats not true, they also do thorough security checks...

You feel the way you do because they have good and credible data base of citizens that come or moves around such buildings...

And also note that they (western world) hardly make use of fortified gates like we do here... Why? Because nobody is stealing anything from government coffers.

daveFBL:
Finally, I was able to capture a snake alive without hurting it. Its still small, not more than 2 weeks old from the look of things.

The specie happens to be House brown snake, they are non-venomous snakes. You can confirm... Its day 2 with it. But just wondering where I can get pink mice or anything to feed her with. She's a female. I checked for that also.

Hope its not a bad idea?

Bravo, bad idea khee, nice one my dear, when will you go and carry the mama too.

Pet wey me i know, them dey carry am for body,

You choose to put your own for inside zobo bucket,

kontinu

Kukuma kidnap the mama join, so that the baby go see breast dey suck.

Ur egungun don enter express already.

fergie001:
He graduated from UI a few years ago.

Kehinde is the youngest lawyer in Nigeria to be SAN and works in the chambers of Afe Babalola (SAN).

His mother, Justice Helen Morenikeji Ogunwumiju is a Presiding Judge at the Court of Appeal in Benin.

She was last year promoted to the Supreme Court.

No wonder d guy get time to pursue the case...

Na insider na, i swear NCS should forget about appealing, d guy don win.

bigiyaro:
the arrest is no big deal cos las las, the case will be settled as a family matter by the family "elders" I don't know if the police can press a charge when the victim herself is not interested in pressing anything. such docile women see marriage as the pinnacle of their lives and would rather die than walk away, this man will go scot free and still beat again and nothing go happen.

Hmnn, it depends on how bad the abuse is,

In lagos ehnn, the task force on sexual and gender base violence will not let the man go unpunished even if the wife and the family withdraw.

There is a law in place.

Finnese001:
jail for beating his wife

sometimes you guys reason like goats

Ignorance kill you there, you are even referring to someone as goat, i am sure you dont leave in lagos, if you are married, pls relocate to lagos, beat your wife to a pulp just like your colleague has done, the lagos state government with the police will handle your matter and you will realize there is a sexual and gender base violence law in place.

Idiot

SKhanmi:
Would have loved to reply the poster above but looking through his statements again ,one can hear the uninformed religious society speaking as usual, coupled with his escape clause about carnal minds not being able to comprehend. Smh.

To others reading this, Man is not just a PHYSICAL BEING of meat & bone. He has other bodies, up to 7 to the best of my knowledge, now the black man is more naturally attuned to the spiritual realm than the other races and as such possess different gifts that other races have to train hard to get. The white garment churches know the usefulness of that type of hair even if they eventually chose to pervert it for their own uses. Ever wondered why Moses, Elijah & most prophets are portrayed with very long beards & long hair? It is based on the same premise. Find that out and you'll get your answer. The black man's bane is ignorance, preferring to ignore his soul, his roots & identity for a pseudo one and then turn around to blame the world for treating him like turd. Knowledge is really power & the black man unfortunately is not ready to learn anytime soon.

I don't seem to understand anything you wrote up there, can you explain in a simple language?

SKhanmi:
How? Can you explain better? And how about those that have it naturally as kids?

I may be wrong anyway, but a lot of those kids parents have a connection with this white garment churches.

MistarT:
Few hours back I was pondering within me about this same "dreadlocks" well my take is dreadlocks has been hijacked, Samson was a frontliner as regards dreadlocks but that was God ordained however today the Marine kingdom and their subsidiaries (using the name of church) have hijacked dreadlocks.

Absolutely correct, we have a lot of kingdoms of darkness parading/disguising as houses of God (churches) to bring in gullible people into the kingdom of darkness.

May God grant us understanding. Amen

YungLasaint:
The project is 70% privatize

Ok.

Starting no dey hard government for this country...

Lets see how far maintenance will go, hopefully they can privatize it.

My advice for him is to make use of private security like Mayweather.

But sincerely in this part of the world and his flamboyant lifestyle, na only armed security go fit give am rest of mind na.

Boydehot:
I see no sense in what this gay (sagay) is saying

Exactly, he was just talking from both sides of his mouth...

He is faulting wike for his strict measures and supporting sanwo olu to go in that direction.

The one wey dey annoy me na when he said sanwo olu should give 48hrs to allow lagosians restock.

'It shouldnt be lagosians but the rich people'.

How many lagosians can actually restock if sanwo olu enforce total lockdown again at this trying time.

Anyway I dont blame him, he belongs to the ruling class, yoruba pple will say "enu e ti je dodo, enu e ole so ododo mo"

Which means he has dine with the bad people and he cant tell the bad people the truth again.

I just hope nigerians are wise now, we just need participate more in politics to make the system work, things are really messy and unfortunately it has become a normal.