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Iyiataata92:
All these ones go dey spoil hustle for boys.
Boy romance chick get money from her, wetin concern you there?

babe no fit dash her guy money again?

Yes, if its done under the influence of juju, (charm)

"It is not a crime to be gullible, but it a crime to defraud a gullible person..."

That is the new slogan for money transfer operators worldwide.

Crazeman03:
Yes I truly love her and she feel thesame way. Though she till have doubt and always feel insecure about me. She believes one day I will walk away.

If the love you have for her is real, pls contiue loving her, try and erase that doubt in her that "someday you will move on"


Love is a very delicate feeling, if you leave her at this stage, she may not survive it.

May GOD continue to protect and provide for all your needs, as long as money for medication is not an issue, she will continue to be fine...

Work towards your marriage and make it as simple as possible...

As per what people will say about her not breastfeeding the baby... Pls seek medical advise, there is a way around it I believe.

And pls try as much as possible to keep her status top secret.

Bravo bro.

Horlaslim:
So a swap happens on the 3 children abi lol

No, my assumption is not on this particular reported story, but in a situation of a child.

ruggedtimi:
U.s police will never open door for Jeff Bezos

I think you are right to some extent...

The best you will see with him and other big shots in the U. S. are non government security.

luvyaself95:
Nairalanders and their ways sha, I never say you're a fools and now finally you behave like one.
See I no get time for you so keep your next words to yourself and fuckoff.

Since you lack manners and also refuses to comprehend a simple sentence that you typed by yourself, stupid boy

I am sure such are languages you use at your parents, you must have told them in the past like:

Father, are you foolish?

Mother, cant you see?

To you, its normal, but believe me, your life is doomed.

Idiot.

luvyaself95:
Why are talking like a fool mister man.

I am sure u are on weeds, your parents are the fools

Na wa, but me get 1 question,

In the case of swap...

I mean while the nurses are taking care of the babies in the ward, a baby was taken in place of another...

Later on in life, a paternity test was conducted and as expected the result came out negative...

Won't the woman be accused wrongly?

bukatyne:
Tragic.

Where will the father start from?

He should just embrace the kids as his.

I swear, and d children will now love him more for that action, some women get mind sha.

visijo:
Very nice


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Lol

[quote author=Abaman001 post=89433519][/quote]Lol, Ehennn, my brain no dey deceive me...

Nro wonder, go travel dey hungry you...

You dom give the girl akamu drink...

You are on ur own.

Abaman001:
My fear now is that after all the sit at home, my neighbor's daughter have started vomiting and i know she can lie too much, I just need to travel before its too late.

My brain dey carry me go somewhere ooo, hope is not what I am thinking? Lol

How old is the girl first?

And how close is she to you?

Hezzyluv:
Agbada don hook babwire.

Please,

quarantine the guy,
quarantine the officer who arrested him
qurantine all the hotel workerz
qurantine all the people in the police station
qurantine all the "qurantinable" Bye

Lol... The whole town seff

Beosten:
I said it. Ogbon ti iya e ko ko e nile, ita ni wa ti ko. Omode bu iroko, o boju weyin, o SE bi ojo kan ni iroko oluwere npani...

Na me u dey threaten with pronouncement, make fire burn that your mouth, fool, I am not in your class anyway and I am not surprised about your utterances, its in born.

Wickedness that has refused to take you one step forward... Lets see where you end ur miserable life. Idiot.

Beosten:
This one will also be telling people he has Oluwole certificates... Only God knows the sluts giving birth to these dunderheads. I can get a bottle of Sniper and make use of it to control insects. Do you now agree that you are brainless? Only a pronouncement from my mouth can end your useless existence. Oh, I forget that you are an atheist, a mindless internet fiddler...!

Omo ti iya o ko logbon n'ile, ode ni won a ti ko.

Idiot...

By there fruits, we shall know them, i guess thats where you go everyday to get kobo kobo from your slave masters... Fool, see your reasoning, getting a certificate to you is a dream which I know will only take you another life to achieve, hence your reference...

See your low life, a pronouncement from a slowpoke like you will end your miserable life and that of your parents... That is if you have one anyway because I know its either you have killed them with your reckless statements or they have disowned you, go and get a life, slowpoke.

Beosten:
The fact remains that you are daft. Oponu, eni-ari-banuje lawujo

You lack content, you are empty and of no use...

As I have said, you are frustrated, its so obvious...

A bottle of sniper sell for about #700...

Get one and make use of it.

Beosten:
Afofungbemu. Omo irankiran, ekeji aja

We know people like you...

You are frustrated...

Go get a life.

"emi lon pe lomo irankiran, awon iya e ati baba lo ma lo so yen fun, ki won jewo ibi ti won ti ri e he...

If you are having headache with the notes of sarcasm in my statement or any other issues on nairaland , then get the f**k out of nairaland, frustrated idiot...

You want to do banta with me? FOOL

Beosten:
See this mumu, is it not the leadership of PHED that orders engineers around? Ode

I dont have time to exchange words with you, go and face your parents at home and insult them...

Ebu mi o si lenue"

Awon iya e ni ode.

Idiot.

fashrola:
Is that why they should bring bills during this lockdown? Where the masses wan carry money pay?

Lol... You too dey vess, but the MD no dey follow share bill naa?

Righteousness89:
The Law is For Everyone!

If the Phcn Oga was in the USA or some sane Nation, will he float the orders?

No mind dem...

Abi d guy dey follow engineers repair power line wey get issue? E wan con dey use "MD PHED" bobo my correct guy, my guy give am back as e dey hot... No time

E possible say na in woman friend e dey find go so...

I can imagine d kain smile wey go dey dose PHED staffs dem face as dem hear this news... Like: 'no be our oga wey no dey gree comeout'

afecgivers:
They are cheap hotels, he will rebuild them. Can he demolish 5star hotel just like that...he is just doing this just to demonstrate how serious he is fighting the pandemic.
Wike, I understand you die..go ahead!

Bro, wike wey me i no go demolish 10star seff,

10star management too no go violate such orders without connection in high places...

Oya ooo, wailers, come, your food don ready...

The guy man talk say na d law wey dem put for ground be that... Dem even warned the hotel pple severally...

And i believe say only am no fit make law without d backing of the state house of assembly.

nyzeo:
I am 33 and I come from a state from the south south. I met a girl in Lagos 4 years ago who is from the south east and we have been very good friends ever since then.

I have developed very strong affection for her over time and we started dating. We really love each other now and we have have finalized plans to get married anytime between this year and early next year.

The issues now is that my parents are insisting I marry from my state, somebody who speaks the same language. It has caused me to have issues with my mother because she is the orchestra of all this tribal bigotry.

Please lala and house memeber make una advice me abeg. I have found someone who truly complements my life I really sincerely love this lady. Thanks

Young man, go ahead and marry her as long as her parents accepts you with both hands...

Tell your parents, she is the girl you love, convince them more that you will be fine with her... Go to them with someone they respect a lot...

I am sure you will finally have there blessings...

I was in your shoes about 10 years ago...

By the grace of God, today, the marriage is blessed with 3 brilliant boys and a lot of material blessings.

I promised you it will work...

Dont fight anybody, just be calm and continue talking to them.

Davash222:
See the fine fine countries dey select.

US
UK
Canada
Germany
Russia
Italy

Nigeria included,

Nigeria don run miss for the list, you no dey see am again... Na wa

Na so naa, when you have die hard chelsea fans right behind you... They will do anything for you.

Based on records, I see no reason why ibrahimovic did not win,

I guess his fans let him down

Simplyleo:
Whenever I hear "navy officer", I always think of those navy guys with white white and white shoes. They also have gold coloured ranks on their shoulders.

But this one is not wearing any rank on the shoulder, though I can see white top. And I'm sure the trousers isn't white. So how is a naval officer?

Bro, no argue wetin u no no...

The white uniform is for ceremonial purposes.

And that does not mean it should be a white uniform on a passpurt photograph.

JAMO84:
One cup of garri, this one cannot give people as palliative in this difficult time. All he does is to sit on Twitter insulting people from morning to night. A 55 year old who behave like a toddler.


I AM DONE TALKING

Lol...

How are you sure he has not done anything for pple close to him?

I did, and nobody knows, people i did for dont even know me in person.

I also dont like his many criticism, Though i agree with some and on this WHO matter, but that does not mean I hate him.

JBoy9:
Welcome back guys......


LESSON 1: Since I was born I have never seen this rope cut during the day, it's always at night when u need it the most

Lol... Na because u no dey on d gen in the afternoon

athaboi:
For me eh, I believe that this people have been dieing in large number like this before now..seems they have season for Mass death, corona only created the avenue to question it. They are so lackluster about life..they don't make noise about death no matter how mysterious it is. They believe that everything is the will of a non-existing Allah somewhere

Bro, that last sentence is too harsh, its not good to say that, if you do not believe there is a God up there, fine... its not enough for you to insult there believe that it exists.

Bikonu, lets be reasonable abeg.

My country, my country...

Them don start there magic again...

Misplaced priority...

You will now carry another burden of locating the houses of all pupils of those primary schools, another unnecessary cost...

Or maybe they will start inviting the pupils to school to come, eat and go back home...

They are just looking for ways to spend money and divert a larger percentage for there selfish interests.

God go judge una reach una unborn generations.

Simplyleo:
But I thought the SE has the highest number of billionaires per capita.

How comes they are all evading fight against corona? I hope this is not what obtains in tax payments.

Hmnnn, the report by TVC said "millionaires" not billionaires...

We tend to mix things up quickly on social media in this part of the world,

I am not igbo but i will prefer the way igbos big men gave to there immediate communities at this time rather than giving to the central government that is having issues with basic accounting principles.

Lol, see ur life outside...

The moment I saw ogun state, I said to myself this guy own don don...

You better go and beg that woman and also start sourcing for a new accommodation... That is if you have reported to the landlord without him taking any action

guy222:
He is a banker, he collected the loan from thesame bank he is working. Which means it will be deducted from his salary

Guy, let me tell you one fact you may not know...

1. No bank in nigeria gives loan to there contract staff...

2. If he happens to be a core/full staff?.. Then he must have been leaving large above his salary to have resorted to getting a loan...

3. However the bank will only give him a car loan/property loan that is proportionate to his annual salary, that is 33.3% of his annual salary in most cases. e. g, An annual salary of say 6m will get a loan of say 2m with reasonable interest over a period of 2yrs or more.

Though I strongly believe the loan was outsourced from a microfinance bank, and not his bank as people believe... I wish someone close to the couple will shed more light on the issue as time goes on.

The bottom line is that he was totally wrong to have taken a loan for a marriage ceremony of at most 3days merriment and i believe our unmarried youths and some unreasonable and materialistic parents will learn from this.