₦airaland Forum

BornnAgainChild:
Yes it makes sense...cos before you comment on a muslim thread they would ask you question if you are a muslim so why cant that also be on christian threads

...let me just ignore you for now ...i repeat do not ever step on the tigers tail again

rawpadgin:
In Nigeria it is illegal to name ur dog 'buhari', u might be jailed without trail



On nairaland, it is illegal for non Muslim to comment on Christian thread, if I have to comment u must swear an oat first

...read what you wrote does it make sense -'muslim thread'

Etianwanokon:
They rocked it right. I love this. Haters go and die. Efik all the way.

...hows Okon your husband

agbonkamen:
I need a white husband oo interested person should call me 08032100567

...you no know the way to Italy

I will take a bullet for her ...






















in my nightmare

HopeRisingmatte:
Supol Id is a personal friend and a gentleman. The sanitation ppl to dey do abeg. No chill pill from those guys. Court should be able to temper justice with Mercy, but not so in Naija. No body wanna know what u was doing out during sanitation whether it be legit or not. Kudos to you Supol. I would have done worse if I were in his shoes.

...ANIMAL loading ....

TheTrueApostle:
Like I always say, blacks are animals, I see absolutely no reason why blacks should be classified as humans, it is an insult to true humans...

...this has been my stand ... Am forced to believe we are from another branch in the evolutionary tree

KanesHost:
You see why I love these advanced countries...

He stabbed/killed 2 ladies, and was SHOT on the spot by a soldier.

That's what you call security of life and properties.

Though the ladies may have lost their lives, the perpetrator of the crime was IMMEDIATELY killed.

...in Nigeria they are giving retirement benefits for a job well done...never to be heard or prosecuted

Bibi294:
I don't understand you o... Pregnant ke... .... This one weak me.... For her age, I won't advice she learns something too 'big' for her age

...all those makeup houses is it not runs girl that frequent them,..i beg she should go and learn programming nobody will corrupt her there

Bibi294:
Gele making, embroidery and designing(stoning)
Nail artistry (hood suggestion as she's getting prepared for HI)
Fashion designing
Bead making etv

...all these cheap cheap handwork that gets girl pregnant is your advice

chukzyfcbb:
All these people typing programming, Web design dey funny me. No be naija we dey again?
How many ladies voluntarily join the ICT sector?

Abeg oo park one side o jare..Skills to girls in Nigeria. are :-
- Makeup artiste
- Gele tying
- Tailoring
- Bead making
- Hair dressing
- Manicure and pedicure expert
- Baking


e don finish oo, no other skill them girls wan learn wey no pass those ones I mention.

I am yet to see an 18yr old girl who has willingly agreed to learn IT skills in this naija. Its very very very rare

In the end , ask her what she wants to learn, don't force it on her because you are her elder bro otherwise you would be paying for training that wouldn't yield anything

...boy have you been to coding hubs around the country to see what girls are doing!! Time has change ooo.coding is the in-thing now and very lucrative in the long run if you persevere and it helps to belong to a hub

Narldon:



Software Programming


or


Catering

so do you write codes

reminiscing:
You are in Uyo, we should hook up sometime

...i will come all the way from Edo just to see you

superior494:
Isn't these amazing?

UYO people ...una no easy for that thing

sexybbstar:
Awww...So Sweet

...you can lie for Africa ...ok may God give you one ... Oya say amen

akinade28:
Everyone wants a spouse they can look up to and learn from.
Believe me after marriage we will get tired of just the body.
If u r doubting me, ask ur parents, they can explain better.
That's y we are having a lot of divorce these days, people don't just want to see beyond the physical.

...HEEE!!!you can talk!!!just do journalism for a change

kingthreat:
I swear, I have not seen any cowardly people like ipob. Just a little show of military power and these clowns remembered the stories their fathers told them during the civil war and turned to hiding.

Nnamdi kanu should show he got some testicles. He should know the more he keeps on hiding and trading accusations on the FG, the lesser his relevance even to his own people.

...intelligent man ...oya clap for yourself....so if community mad man is well arm you would gladly invite him to your home to destroy your property (things you worked for I assume) because you want to be seen as a fighter while he loses nothing...again oya clap for yourself

Saintsammurai:
The young guy that released the tape is very foolish, greedy and immature.. What happened to the previous, numerous cash he has been receiving from the said woman? Just because she refused to give him 50,000, he resulted in disgracing the lady... Some guys are naturally born foolish... I know some hypocrites will start slut shaming the lady,, but the ones they do in private is worst, "HE without sin, should throw the 1st stone.

...He is a VERY STUPID BOY ...if this is Nigeria he would be begging for a quick death ...absolute nonsense

BornAgainMay:
Apologies to those who may wish to disagree with me.

Calling Nigeria a zoo appears to be a grave insult to all Nigerians. However, events within the country, including proscription of IPOB and resistance to political restructuring, show that Nigeria is worse than a zoo.

Do you know why? Please, stop calling Nigeria a zoo. Nigeria is a jungle. In a zoo, lions and goats are not kept in the same place except when the zoo keeper wants to feed lions.

In a jungle, anything goes, including man's inhumanity to man. Is it not in a jungle that you negotiate and settle terrorists with juicy positions while clamping down on innocent agitators and protesters who demand for justice? If proscribing IPOB will lead to negotiation for a better Nigeria, kudos to FG.

But, if it is an avenue of giving a dog a bad name in order to hang it, FG should prepare for the worst. On a Divided Nigeria I stand.

#Copied

...brother be careful ooo,we are in a lost but not found federation

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahahah...

Maybe she doesn't like the guy sha..but if one day he got his own car, own biznezz and own house this the same biatch will say "Oohh in jezzus name we shud get married"

...he should stop stressing and get himself one of these ...

nkemdi89:
Samantha you never see anything una wan spoil business for my edo sisters for abroad abi? Una think say ayelala dey sleep?

...i would like to setup a hotel with these Samantha in each room for men to pay
... Pros- no condom,no stds,no dispute with human sex worker,you are in control and your wife can't really complain
infact ever wife should get this for their husband to safeguard from extramarital affair...ladies please secure your marriage

MhizzAJ:
Na wa oo
Isn't this madness

She broke her two fingers in the process
Can men really live without sex?
ordinary doll...Lolz...they were all acting like it's a real life female

Helpless Samantha

...her pussy doesn't smelll like rotten fish am told ...so they say ...so making her the next step in human evolution

Aeker:
Life as an unemployed graduate isn't always easy. Sometimes, things get so tough that you begin to wonder if you wronged the gods, somehow.

Most times, your life can be summed up in one word: frustrating.

Your ability to achieve a mental balance gets challenged each day.
Once thought like you untill I met a undergraduate who could give 2 million naira without winking the thing is he got it through legitimate skill and just 3 weeks ago he got an office floor and has some people he is mentoring/employing,see go and learn how to ..... It will pay you

As soon as you get a moment to forget the struggles of life, that friend with whom it seemed like you had become partners in the labour market calls in to tell you how he's managed to secure a well-paying job.

"Ahhh. So my own case is the handiwork of my village people, as feared?!"

"But I thought my destiny and EMX's are tied together nah!"

Then you remember, that other members of your clique like Emeka, Roland, Wale, Aliyu, Emike, and Daniella have all secured jobs since the turn of the year.

Immediately, you look up to the sky (or ceiling in most cases; sometimes stepping outside the house may seem like a privilege) and question God in a Balotelli-esque fashion: "why always me?!"

You begin to feel alienated by success. Emotions begin to pour. But regardless of your reaction, that's not an easy question to answer.

Life gets you to suffer humiliation and hardships of being considered not good enough for any job at all. All the questions that went unanswered, the advances that were met with a stern, unwelcoming attitude at different offices... or is it the people debating issues of whether to turn you to an errand boy so you could earn some 200 bucks for recharge card or just leave you be (to suffer in silence). "Imagine! People wey no reach to even lace my shoes before."

On the home front, some of your siblings' chores become your duty. Why? Because you are not much use in the house. For every meal you eat, every time you go to bed, each time you sit idly, parents want you tasked.

Your value continues to drop on a per-second basis. It feels like nobody cares about you for anything. You grow anxious and frustrated with life. Your happiness is about to be taken away from you by unseen forces.

"But this no be the plan we been plan from the start!" Soon after that thought, you see an advert on TV reminding you that life doesn't always go according to plan. Or is it the pastor in Church reminding you that everything in life is God's design? How then am I supposed to relate to God not wanting me to succeed? You begin to question your belief in God. "Is there even a god?!"

But all of that is not you. It's frustration playing out. So many times, you feel like a lost soul in a human body. Trapped and without help. You're not sure when redemption will come, or if it will come at all.

Carefully redesigning a CV that never gets more than a glance. Your life is no longer filled with fun an excitement. Grief, self-pity, and anger are gradually taking over.

"What a sorry soul!" No money for business, no means to learn a skill or two, and no jobs to keep you busy. Life can't get any worse.

But what can you do in all of these?

You continue to reinvent, hoping that someday, your salvation will come. All that 2.1 from a reputable university doesn't feel so important anymore. Set all of that aside, believing that only grace can rescue you now.

This is my life. I am Aeker.

Things are HARD!

Please help a broke soul.

...My friend go and learn a well sought for skill and stop all this 1980-1990 " l tender my application mentality" even school cert and undergraduate are making it and employing others

victovrry:
My wife is a good and I can call her a virtuous woman but she won't give me sex when needed, though we have male and female kids ...please what can I do again? Tried all I have read online and even attends seminals together just to make her change but she did not. Please I'm not saying this to paint her black but that is only one aspect I wish she could change.

Advise please !!!

...go to the gym and shape up then try getting a flatter tummy,put on good casual jeans wear that accentuate your figure lessen your 'daddy look and posture' be more free spirited feel good about yourself pamper yourself all this while do not hint to her you need sex,always be cheerful,then finally bring a woman you are not involved with home or better still a colleague or any body that can play along but knows there is no string attached
Women crave for powerful men,why? becos they are elusive
Your problem is your too very available so by extension boring and not attractive to ignite that sexaul urge,so start making your self attractive by being elusive
Its obvious your wife is the career,ambitious intelligent type this is usually their symptoms
and she love mind games although its unconscious.

bakila:
...like the type provided by Kanu, full of ego, maglomainic braggadacio and impunity.

...what you listed is that same as self serving

Daboomb:
Until such agitations take a "national outlook", as opposed to a tribal one, the result will always be the same.
Nigeria will NOT BREAK-UP, take that from me.
Reason is that the problems of Nigeria (or one tribe fo that matter) is not caused by one/another Tribe but by the political elites in ALL TRIBES.

The day the impoverished and the robbed ion all tribes decide tocome together to change the status quo, that is the day when an agitation will siucceed within a few days.
but then, when you remove the "problem of the political class and elites", you will realise that Nigeria is a sweet country to be and leaving it is so undesirable for anyone.
The elites know this, hence they tell you with certainty, that Nigeria will not disintegrate (but wont tell you WHY)

...you know what many don't understand...the country problem is bad leadership from grassroot to ask rock ...all are self serving

Camillus92:
The federal government may have proscribed IPOB. Majority of Nigerians may not like what Nnamdi Kanu has been saying or doing. The federal government may have sent the military to crush ipob and to arrest their leaders. Kanu may have applied wrong approaches to achieve a desired goal. But one thing is very clear, which will be hard to deny. That is, Nnamdi Kanu has re-invigorated nationalism in Nigerians. He has brought to the front burner the agitation for national re-awakening. He has aroused afresh the sub consciousness of our political leaders to understand the skewed federalism.

He has instilled fear in the northerners and made many of them to understand the fact that if the status quo is allowed, Nigeria will ceased to exist in no time. Kanu has made it possible for southern leaders to come together for once. He has made it possible for the governors of south east and south south to come together to form a united front for the first time in over 40 years.

Kanu has made it possible for the governors from the north to visit the east in search of peace. One man must have to lay down his life for peace to reign. One man has to make sacrifices in order to get a viable nation with equity, justice and fairness as a bedrock. Kanu, dead or alive have made his mark.

Many will live to appreciate Nnamdi Kanu. If not now, but in the near future. We should not vilify him for his actions. A star is born only once. Since after the end of the civil war in 1970, no man has been to arouse the nationalism and political consciousness of Nigerians as done Kanu in his short stint as the leader of IPOB.

#copied.

I give it to you 100% ...Nigeria only understand vigorous confrontation albeit non violent as demonstrated by iPod ... weather Nigeria likes it or not the political class will never take the people will for a ride henceforth

whatmoreng:
Who else is envying this king?

...me I no envy am ...too much sex renders a man useless...he just a stud used for breeding ...more of a degradation than an improvement in human evolution...why do you think America and most western nation consider such act illegal...Africa will never learn the true secret of success

Her feets are way too ugly

ejibaba:
Anambra declaration of no election led to all this!

I just wished Kanu never made such statement.

The governor and other political wigs in the state fought him to stand still, thereby ensuring Anambra election must hold.

Politicians are not your friends

...so will they drag the people out to vote,they just made IPOB work easier

LIFEisSIMPLE:
What is dead may never die

just like the lanister always pay their debt,the Fulani would always rule Nigeria

Hedonistically:
Atiku is a leader.

Talks like a leader.

Behaves like a leader.

Carries himself like a leader.

Has the pedigree and background of a leader.

He is conciliatory, wise, balanced, and dignified in his approach to thorny issues.

The heavy cap of leadership fits him better than the odious Fulani idiot currently wearing borrowed robes in Aso Rock.

I hope Nigerians would do the needful when the time comes to install a leader in 2019.

...its tragic you are oblivious of the time we live ... this is not the time for politicking please...have a little respect for the dead and the precipice Nigeria has found itself,a nation pride and trust has been bruise.Nigeria will never be the same again mark my word