₦airaland Forum

MAJORBANKZ:
APC Can't do nothing. Dr Bukola saraki still remains the president of the senate until may 29,2019.

Please o!
I'm not understanding. I thought June 12 has replaced May 29th?
Why do I still hear May 29th bikonu?
I don't want my students to think that I lied to them

He should just pick Ngozi already!
We need a woman VP for once!!!
Haba mana!

subcbouy:
And you think Buhari is not better than?

Bro, unless we'd be paid for canvassing support for either of them, that's the only way I'd continue with this discussion.
Both are not Saints and don't care about us.

subcbouy:
Track record for hijacking onne- intels for himself? If Buhari had hijacked similar scenario, you will be here talking thrash.

News flash! Mr Buhari is not a saint either.

RealYaks:
Congratulations to Atiku Abubakar, but for the DOLLARS that he spent on this convention I feel sorry for our NATIONAL TREASURY WHEN HE'S PRESIDENT

How has your treasury fared without him?
This is someone who has track record of investments in the country.
That was my greatest reservation about Buhari prior to his emergence as Nigeria's president. He didn't improve on himself and his economy, how we/supporters expected him transform the country baffles me till today.

RevenGeMission:
Like i've always said , Nigeria still needs help from the Oyinbos , i have suggested it several times that head of our agencies, security , enviroment , well being and co should be contracted foreigners

Imagine , 58 years old Nigerian seismologists (If they exist) do not know for sure if it's Volcanic activities or not , The sooner we bring in new / foreign ideas , the sooner our mentality and reaction / preemptive plans gets better


It's either Abuja has been dormant volcanic / earthquake prone area afterall , or someone is digging a tunnel to CBN

Hahahahahaha!
Your last paragraph though.
Tunnel to CBN all the way from Mpape?
You have a wicked sense of humour walahi.

Kingosytex:
this fulani herdsmen attack is more of a political issue, some group of greedy persons somewhere are spearheading these killings 4 their selfish interests. may GOD help us

Pray tell what kind of political issue this is.
It's not as if it is just perculia to Plateau State alone.
Let's stop this excuses and hold the government responsible!

So Tinubu can actually endorse the ousting of a non-performing government official or to an extent one who hasn't performed to expectations but is hell bent on foisting PMB for second term on Nigerians?
Wonders indeed shall never end.

Joseunlimited:
God will genuinely punish u and your generation

Why would God do that?
Because he has an opinion?

oloriLFC:
Let them play Liverpool b4 they sack him jor

Chelsea too.
Make we collect our awuf points before they find their footing.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Teacher no vex. But some govt teachers are simply not serious! Imagine carrying their shits (melon) to school and asking pupils to peel them huh

Not that I'm supporting such act but if people in government circles had taken the sector seriously, such nonsense won't be happening.
Taking the sector seriously means training and retraining of teachers, providing modern day educational facilities, paying them as when due and also making the renumeration attractive, of course, not forgetting hiring competent teachers. In my opinion, it's not everybody that has the qualification is competent.
Maybe you should ask when last that government teacher received her deserved salary to start with.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
We really need to start arresting teachers! Like what's with all the errors in spelling?

Teachers need to start coming up with innoyive teaching styles not the redundant style we still have.

Yes o! Blame the teachers... Blame us well well.
How much does the government budget for education again?
Why would they even allocate anything in the first place where their children are abroad getting quality education.

I don't understand Reno, so should NYSC rules be flouted by influencial people just because the president's children have not served?
Is it not better they distanced themselves from the scheme for the time being than make a mockery of it like Davido is doing at the moment?

Frankiss44:
No problem Baba.. You will get modulated votes... Idiot

Gbam!
Safe for the "idiot" aspect.

In my opinion, I think Alibaba is wrong on this one. I believe he is well read to know that ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
While serving, I had a grandpa in our Orientation camp in Kubwa who came to serve in 2015.
Mrs Kemi really knows what the law requires but decided to play a fast one.

Icon4s:
Ah bros....

The kickoff time for that Nigeria vs Bosnia game was 11pm Nig time.

Odemwingie scored close to half time na so I shout so tay my wife ran into the sitting room that I was disturbing the neighborhood that it was midnight!

I told her say which neighborhood? wey everybody too dey shout for their houses?

My brother, to tell you the fact I stood up for 90mins to watch that match. Recall we drew against Iran and we knew we will not beat Argentina. If we failed to beat Bosnia our winless run at the WC Would have extended extend to 20years how will I face those Charlies who were waiting for us online both on nairaland by then and kickoff to insult Nigeria.

Like 5mins to the end of that game Enyeama made one save that it was as if Nigeria scored. By then the Bosnians were all over our defense. By that time I had gone down on my knees praying and shouting to God to save us. Again my wife came out, this time she had to shut all the windows to prevent neighbors from hearing my voice. No be small thing o.

I celebrated that win more than I did when we won the AFCON in 2013.

I was to make a journey early the next morning and planed on bashing those foul mouthed Ghanaians on nairaland and do same on Kickoff along the way as I travel. Lo and behold, by Day break nairaland had crashed!

For 1 week we were without nairaland and many thread had varnished. I was like why now?

Village people!!!

Icon4s:
That his comment was for another game.

Ok, thanks.

BascoVanVeli:
Osimhen enters the match at 0-0 with over 20 minutes left. A goal right now could change a lot not just for this game.

Biko, is Osimhen still 17 or there is another Osimhen or overaged players are allowed? Someone please enlighten me.

Tamarapetty:
Ok, are u giving birth or not?? I no understand why it's taking so long

Why are you like this?

greatbuc:
bro I met you at Ikeja yesterday now.. Or you've started astral travelling again?

And people were busy snapping him.
Look at that dude in the first picture.
Humanity is going to ruins

PrinceZahzah:
Lol Orba is in Udenu L.G.A of Enugu State. It is the Mars Of Enugu, Yes!

Is he a local govt chairman or a state Governor?

Enugu town has tasted development na.
Let other regions taste small biko.
That's how development will spread around.

PrinceZahzah:
Gburugburu has done NOTHING for Enugu People, Only the Orba People( His Hometown) Enjoys his governance.

I believe Orba is in Mars

luvola:
How are the mighty fallen.. n.a. arsenal thread be this..it is well

Even Mukina2 has abandoned ship long ago. I last saw her hovering around Stanford Bridge, it's like she followed 'baby-daddy' to his new club.

osazsky:
mou still remains the best coach in d world, d prob is not mou but d board who has refused to release more money for mou to buy quality players,mumu board,up mou up united united till I die not plastic fans like assssnal Chelsea city,we are d true fans ,pls let's not disturb d chemistry of d plan mou has for us,the season is still young moreover we have lost only two games

Story.
How much did Tottenham that is wiring you people spend?
#Mourinhoout!

kindnyce:
The effect of the title of DANBAIWAN HAUSA in DAURA is manifesting gradually.
Ugwanyi is next big fish for APC

Lol!
If only you people know Enugu.
I won't say more than this

arabbunkum:
Who English help?

You say?

Rafeek1:
I am a Yoruba boy based in Abuja. I graduated my secondary school 2012, wrote my first jamb in 2013 but i score 157 which was very low for any university to accept me as of then (because d cut off mark was 180)

I felt so disappointed in my self so i took another jamb in 2014 it was same 156 i was over disappointed in my self. I den decided to go for poly den (fed poly bauchi) but my mom refused that is too far from abj den. I don't have much knowledge about change of institution and nobody put me through so I went to college of education minna, spending 3yrs and have to wait for another year b4 result will b ready.

To cut d story shut, is diz year that am applying to university while my mates who go university and poly are serving now while some of them are even working. So am advising u guys not to go to collage of education it waste time.

I don't have anything nice to say, so I'll just pass. But before I do that, you need to work on your grammar man. You have been trained to be a teacher, write as one!
Thank you.

principal21:
Jokes aside. I have discovered that food that is cooked using charcoal and wood taste better than the one cooked using gas. I don't know the science behind this, but I am sure many will attest to this assertion

Lol!
Everyone with their own discovery.
Una Weldone

wayne4loan:
Oga upon all the whole problem when dey this country, your own problem na party meat

Live a little brother.
Live a lil'

Maybe the man is standing in for his son who is "abload".
My 1kobo.

spiritedtete:
Whatever figures of speech that is been used by Tiwa savage is cool. But for the caption is very undermining.

It's not about being open minded. Besides, I have been in that industry all my life. so I am talking from experience.

What happened to "Tiwa savage hail duncan mighty legendary"

"Tiwa savage hail Duncan Mighty Legendary" is one other title that can fly but that does not make the one that was used bad.
In fact I'd take that headline to the one you presented any day.
My reason being that seeing your headline, I'd already gotten the gist but the other headline didn't give away much making me want to read it.