₦airaland Forum

Anuoluwa1234:
God, what is this, very pathetic . If only the girl knew she wud die that day, mehhnnn..
Truly, nothing kills like ignorance, is she knew she wud die that day, Meehhnnn, believe me, she won't go out.. but she was ignorant of that fact
RIP to them both.

Even if she didn't go out dt day, won't she ever go out again? Huh?

U tried sha, at least u've typed somtin, fine gal.

TheRealProphet:
Very true mate.

The END of all life rather!

#GGMU!

Tot is in terrible trouble already!

Nothing refutes d fact dt d two dominant parties are bt two sides of a coin!

D ease, speed & frequency at wich Nigerian politicians cross-carpet left nothing unsaid abt d non-existence of distinctive party ideology, principles, loyalty & what hv u!

D Nigerian politics is really so distasteful & disgustingly so!

I reserve my comments, at least for now!

ossaisly:
an average Norway police spends about 6-9years in the police academy.
then about 6mnths handling firearms

Oh, thanks!

Little wonder, d diff is really very clear, because d reverse is obviously d case here in Naija!

D level of unprofessionalism & unsophistication of d Nig police speak volumes of their reputation & poor performance!

I really do hope Nig wil stil someday get things right, maybe not under dis crop of leaders or looters as d case may be!

Discombobulated folks!

There's nothing called marital rape!

It's has no locus standi in any competent law court here!

If spouses hv issues, they shld resolutely & amicably handle it, not 4 both genders 2 start recriminating each other of rape!

Mtcheww...

daddytime:
Deadly shiit

But my family get the anti-venom and treatment. Sadly, religion and age prevented me from asking to be shown the herbs those days in the village.

Jst thank ur star!

Else u wld hv jst bcom a chronic herbalist by now, because u won't stop at dt, u wil wanna know some other things more!

Shey na 2day dem don dey swallow drugs?

Dis thing no get as e be?

Dis certainly is not good enough!

It shld be looked into ASAP!

Or, why exactly one shldn't be able 2 edit, change or delete one's contents on d platform?

We shld leave analog traits far behind & smartly upgrade 2 d 21st century digital world!

She's finding it psychologically difficult 2 co-habit wit d person dt isn't her husby & getting smoothly along wit his aides is yet anoda debacle 4 her!


PunchLine:

FALSEHOOD may be on a journey 4 a thousand yrs, bt it won't take d TRUTH more than a single day 2 catch up wit it!

Who is Who in Also Rock Villa? Huh?

Amotolongbo:
How true can the bolded part be?

Benue, Ebonyi, Abia, Akwa Ibom states and Cameroon bordering Cross River State all have recorded high cases. Even Bioko island belonging to Equatorial Guinea and having the capital, Malabo, down south of Cross River State, also has cases of COVID19.

How is it now possible for Cross River State with porous international boundaries, let alone Inter-State boundaries now priding on not having any case?

For the sake of other students living outside the state, I don’t think it is ok for Cross River State to open schools when there is LPstill a ban on inter state movement.

Hey, every State musn't have it, c'mon!

Inasmuch as not every Local Govt in States wit ''confirmed cases'' is having d virus despite how close & interconnected, it's also very possible dt not every State in a country must record d spurious cases of d Chinese virus!

So, u guys shld stop being negatively obsessed abt it & drop d warped mentality of every State must have it syndrome!

For almost three bona fide mnths now, everyone in C/River is stil healthily balling 2 prove there's nothing there!

Out of want of what 2 say, u're even mentioning Cameroun & d likes as d reason C/R must not be free!

Can u see dt foul exhibition of congealed thinking?

Abeg, shift, I come in peace!

ossaisly:
WHAT DOES THE POLICE GAIN FOR KILLING SOMEONE WITHOUT ANY REASON?

ALL COUNTRIES SHOULD EMULATE FROM NORWAY STYLE OF POLICING.

RIP DUDE

#BLACKLIVESMATTER

Enlighten us pls, how are they doing it?

No pun intended!

Snipespeter:
This life self, you try to hold a meaningful conversation with your girlfriend she will say that you are claiming you know it all.
You keep quiet for peace to reign, they say you are not smart. I tire oh

Bro, u're factually apt & very correct!

To an appreciable extent, I can personally attest 2 d point u made abv!

Have been chatting wit dis fb friend of mine 4 a couple of days dt we became friends only 4 her 2 frankly & firmly tell me at a point dt she doesn't like my type of person who claims 2 know all!

Meanwhile, to be candid, I've neva 4 once tryna correct her on any issue else I wld hv said dt might possibly be d reason 4 her misguided submission!

In fact, she threatened 2 block me off & I responded by appreciating her 4 d brief time we hv shared 2geda & then bade her bye bye!

I immediately got off her DM without looking back ever again 2 check weda or not she has blocked me!

But, all thru I remained unruffled & unfazed without an iota of ill-feeling regarding her bluff!

However, weeks after dt, there she was hailing on my DM, ''my friend, my Prof, how're u doing?''

Of course, I dignified her wit a warm response & till date we've been having convo & most of d time, she'll be d one 2 hail 1st or even drop msgs 4 me in case I'm offline!

Later on, she freely dropped her WhatsApp digits 4 me, claiming she chats better on WhatsApp than anywhere else!

We've ever since then been communicating & she's responding respectfully well than ever b4 her initial rebuff!

PunchLine:

Most ladies don't even know what exactly they really want, yet they're everywhere on d look out 4 it and they keep blaming guys 4 not offering them dt exact thing they wldn't know!

delpee:
It means that she is asymptomatic. She won't develop symptoms but can infect others sadly.

In Nig, there's nothing like asymptomatic cases!

Asymptomatism in Nig is tantamount 2 spurious Covid-19 cases!

Or, how wld u rationally & tenably explain dt 98% of confirmed cases in Nig is asymptomatic, whereas, in d Western world only abt 2% are asymptomatic while 98% are visibly symptomatic?


It's crystal clear dt d global Plandemic Pandemic has along d line turned Scamdemic in Naija!

Mtcheww...

Even America or Europe doesn't discharge dt number in one week!

We know u're lying, bt jst continue!

#EndCovid19!

#ReOpenNigeria!

Well played!

Whichever way it is, life must definitely continue!

If d world isn't ending, it must certainly find a way 2 move on, regardless of anytin!

#EndCovid-19!
#ReOpenNigeria!

KELVINXY:
hmmm....tuface.


i dont even know why i am laughing

U're probably laughing because u must hv thought what goes around comes around!

KELVINXY:
hmmm....tuface.


i dont even know why i am laughing

U're probably laughing because u must hv thought what goes around comes around!

paulolee:
good...dts good n d best news i have heard for the past few days even if am not based in p.h....would finally get to see my bea dts based in p.h after months since d beginning of lockdown...let me copy n send this post to her via watsapp b4 she go say she never hear the news...cnt wait to see her this week..
pls for the real gees..how do u know or check if your bea havnt had sex for months?? because i no just trust dt gal always going for choir practice in her choir masters house all tru this lockdown...pls help a friend na

Na ya wife she be? Huh?

Nairalandmonika:
This is the very reason why everyone must where face. Alot of people are asymptomatic meaning they have the virus but not sick. How do u identify such people and give them the mask to wear from to stop them from spreading the virus.

What doctors actually recommend is that if u are in a crowded place, were the mask, when u are alone or less crowded place take it off.

If they're truly asymptomatic, then they can't by any means spread d disease!

Dis is simply so because it takes droplets frm coughs, sneezes, etc, 2 spread d virus, and since those droplets ain't coming out frm d asymptomatic patients, they there4 can't infect anybody or contaminate any surface or object 4 pple 2 be infected thereby!

In short, being asymptomatic wil mean no droplets, and no droplets means no infection, while no infection implies zero or false spread!

As part of efforts to curb the Coronavirus pandemic across the world, the World Health Organisation (WHO) recommended the use of face masks.






Kwayet!

WHO has never at any time recommended d use of facemasks on a general note except only 4 those who are sick & d pple taking care of them!

MetaPhysical:
Onuchi Abdulghafaar, leader of Almajirai.

Is Onuchi not an Ibo name

He's probably a converted Igbo!
Who wil enlighten us?

It's because oftentimes, they're are not d standardised type of roads & besides, we're often too local here -we don't know d difference!

I wonder what Tinibu is looking for in that list! None of those people is in his level when it comes to clean bills in billion!
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So, OP must u play politics with all things by featuring Tinubu in Billionaires League? Huh?
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It's your type that will be featuring Snail in the gathering of animals with horns!
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Be very careful next time!

anibi9674:
D visionaries dint say anythin contrary 2 d word of GOD

That she even claimed 2 hv been 2 heaven & returned is in itself contrary 2 d Word!

There is no scriptural basis 4 dt in d entire Bible!

pocohantas:
But why are people like this? I cringed watching that video. Shebi it is still them she wanted to share the things for? Jeez!

They sure knew whatever was being distributed wld certainly not go round {given d population} & nobody wanna be left out of d picnics, and dt's d reason 4 d spontaneous ''Jungle Justice'' where d violent is taking it by force!

Meanwhile, I'm neva in support of disorderliness, bt jst tryna highlight d probable reason 4 their misdemeanor!

Nitah1:
Look at you,u supposed to be isolated and quarantine for lack of sense @nd stupidity.
The woman said she is isolated and locked away with no one telling her what her crime is and you are her trying hard to assassinate her character,are you pne of those that have abandoned her?
She said she have not taken any drug since after 39 days,why is she still alive and strong as seen in the vedeo?
Why don't you waite for gvt to debunk her claims and show us that care to know her status?
Are you now Liar Mhd?
Why insult her here as if you have personal issue with her?
You called her old attention seeker,was she the one that ask authority to arrest her?
Is your mother not old?
As old as you are,you allowed politics to occupy your sense of thinking and reasoning which led sense to elude you.

U're jst an outstanding one I hv seen here commenting on dis issue whose reasoning ability & assertiveness hv not been sadly disengaged by sentiments, prejudice & politics!

Had it been d woman conceded 2 them 4 their ''treatment'' they wld hv freed her by now & told d world dt she has been treated & discharged, meanwhile she didn't even hv d disease in d 1st place!

Dis is d politics they've nationally been playing in dis country, daily rolling out fictitious figures of confirmed & discharged cases!

Well played, biko!

Not unusual!
It's characteristic of d lifeless 2 hobnob wit d dead!
After all, likes attract likes!
If u know, u know already!

D last time I checked, he was long time named Lordstime & within a short time he was caught, big time & now Jail time awaits him already!

D Church of Christ keeps making beneficial impacts all along & wil remain tirelessly so, till dis season is finally over!

Hallelujah!!!

Meanwhile,

Stay Home!

Stay Safe!

Stay Prayed Up!

Simplyleo:
What kind of rubbish is this?

Cooked food in take-away as a palliative?

What happens to giving out some quantity of raw food items, no matter how small?

Na those agbaya wey queue dey vex me pas. The clowns are even trying yo be organised by practicing social distancing so they wont miss one plate of food.

Ogar, take it easy nah!

Dis is daily Food Kitchen palliative announced last week by LSG 2 commence dis week wit d target of feeding abt 250-500,000 indigent Lagosians on a daily basis!

So, it's diff frm d raw palliative stimulus we've alwys known!

Though I do understand dt in our own clime here, there's nothing d govt or anybody does dt they won't stil receive bashing in one way or d other frm some of us!

D pic below aptly depicts our clime!

Audio infection, audio discharge!