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Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Boy Arrested With 14 Female Panties In Ogun by FunFact: 12:37am On Aug 23, 2020
Michaelcas:
tf grin tf

Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Boy Arrested With 14 Female Panties In Ogun by FunFact: 9:45pm On Aug 22, 2020
Can’t a young nigga have his pantie fetish in peace again

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Crime / Re: "Lady Tried To Touch My Manhood In A Car & Her Boyfriend Slapped Me In Ibadan" by FunFact: 9:40pm On Aug 22, 2020
LadySarah:
I have never been attracted to a fair guy. I don't just know why.
This guy may be innocent but his face looks funny to me same as others.

ALWAYS see them as fragile n all.

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Romance / Re: Watching BBnaija From A Redpill Standpoint by FunFact: 11:28pm On Aug 19, 2020
Edit: guess I was wrong, he truly is an Alpha

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Health / Re: Her Stretch Marks Are Getting Black... Advice Needed Please. by FunFact: 8:37pm On Aug 19, 2020
Op look up “Carboxytherapy”. I don’t know if it is available in Nigeria but that’s the only way to get rid of stretch marks asides laser sugery
Politics / Re: Angry Youths Shut Afam Power Station, Throw Rivers Into Darkness by FunFact: 9:17pm On Aug 16, 2020
So it’s bc of these idiots we didn’t have light here today and yesterday. Bunch of fools, do they think this in any way will make these corrupt power companies people give any fvcks about them?! Abi are these people new to Nigeria?. Hopefully the damages are repaired now, I heard some places already got back their power.
Education / Re: Webometrics Ranking Of Nigerian Universities (2020) by FunFact: 7:27pm On Aug 16, 2020
My own Uni website fit cringe your brain. Mediocre asf, even Uniport on that list has a mediocre site, I remember surfing through it to check an old admission list of just 2years ago, they showed me oh not that it was even taken down but as soon as I clicked to see the next page of the list, the site began to mal function and took me back to home page. I wonder how it made it’s way to top seven, probably bc the others are mediocre as well.

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Romance / Re: What Weird Smell Do You Enjoy? by FunFact: 12:23pm On Aug 14, 2020
When I was young I loved to pick up already smoked cigarettes, open them and sniff the white sponge/foam like stuff in it, I enjoyed the smell, I still do now.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by FunFact: 8:11pm On Aug 11, 2020
people who use Mac book pro

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Travel / Re: Being Black In Berlin/germany by FunFact: 8:04pm On Aug 10, 2020
descarado:

Daniel, these people don't tattoo?
Is it against their culture?

I can spot two people with tatoos. Besides a city where alot of people do drugs, openly express themselves sexually and are alright with public nudity. You think tattoos would be a problem?

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Travel / Re: Tokulo, FCT: Mining Gold, Eating Lizards, Pythons, Crocodiles, Rodents by FunFact: 4:10pm On Aug 09, 2020
Hmm I thought we already stopped mining gold in Nigeria. Do these fools know the amount of dangerous rays they are being exposed to?!
Romance / Re: I Am Scared My Girlfriend Could Be A Lesbian by FunFact: 3:49pm On Aug 09, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: I Was Lucky I Didn’t Know A Snake Was Above My Head by FunFact: 10:06am On Aug 06, 2020
The snake saw you and was scared, you too saw the snake and was scared, the snake has no consciousness and has the instinct to attack u if u try to attack it, but you on the other hand has consciousness and can choose not to attack if u don’t want to,the snake knowing fully well u were going to attack it still controled it’s instinct to attack you, but u the human couldn’t control yours. Black Man Sha, always being primitive since the beginning of primitiveness.

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by FunFact: 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2020
She can go f^ck right off. That practice is too archaic and useless to be essential in todays time. If she didn’t accept the proposal for specifically that reason then she never loved him in the first place and it would be better if they never got married.

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Romance / Re: I Opened My Google And Saw This(pics) by FunFact: 9:46pm On Aug 05, 2020
Gmajor:


The laziness and utter ineptitude of Nairaland's owner is just baffling.
I don’t think he’s lazy. I think he’s just too cheap to invest more in the forum or he’s already quite comfortable with the way it is

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Travel / Re: Hello House Pls Advice A Friend,should He Go To Middle East To Work As A Doctor by FunFact: 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2020
Except he is Islam and has some connections with people there I would say yes, also he should be ready to slave his time and energy for very little pay and be prepared for racism, Also I hope you’re not asking about those low budget ass middle Eastern countries, like Iraq , Lebanon,Afghanistan, Pakistan ,Yemen ,seria, Bahrain ,Kuwait etc bc I’ll be honest it’s better to live in Nigeria than any of those countries

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Romance / Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by FunFact: 3:26pm On Aug 05, 2020
I went to one with my friends on a Christmas day one time, everywhere was loud and everyone dancing, smoking, drinking, playing pool while I was just there sitting eating and observing. My friends left me to go join the fun, they wanted me to come with them but I wasn’t feeling it. I went to buy suya out side and some guys tried to pick pocket me but I caught them immediately, they switched positions so fast I couldn’t identify the people who tried to do it. I felt uncomfortable and told my friends I was leaving, then I left, went home, drank some Hero, ate my suya and slept off, that was one of the worst Christmas for me ever.

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejected Her Man Proposal Because He Does Not Kneel Down by FunFact: 2:45pm On Aug 05, 2020
She can go f^ck right off. That practice is too archaic and useless to be essential in todays time. If she didn’t accept the proposal for specifically that reason then she never loved him in the first place and it would be better if they never got married.
Romance / Re: I Opened My Google And Saw This(pics) by FunFact: 2:18pm On Aug 05, 2020
NAIRALAND is still using one design since 2005

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Better Than Sleeping With Just Anyone - Beauty Queen by FunFact: 2:15pm On Aug 05, 2020
she wants us to subscribe to her onlyfans
Romance / Re: If You Cheat On Me, I Will Fvck My Own Back – Nigerian Lady Writes by FunFact: 2:06pm On Aug 05, 2020
Jokes on her, once she cheats on him, the man might feel like now that she has done the same thing he did, it would be justified and he now has complete permission to mess around with the idea that you’ll just cheat back in return. Also when you have sex out of revenge,hurt or frustration you will never get satisfied. It’s a loose loose for her, the best revenge would be to break up and move on, your partner will feel really bad when they notice you’re doing better without them.

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Family / Re: I Have Phobia For Pregnant Women. by FunFact: 1:53pm On Aug 04, 2020
You’ll ignorant fuckas are talking as if he purposely chose to have this phobia. It’s all about human psychology, same reason I have a phobia for heights while many others are fascinated by it. Just as there are people who become obsessed and irrationally fascinated by a woman’s pregnant belly, so much that it becomes a fetish, so of course it is also possible for the opposite to happen, a phobia of pregnant bellies.. Op you are perfectly normal and many other people have this phobia, but it shouldn’t discourage you from getting married if you really want to, your partner could also not be interested in getting pregnant herself or you can have an agreement to be absent of her company during the days of pregnancy (although many women wouldn’t agree to that). There is also the option of adoption. Marriage btw shouldn’t be all about having children like the Africans make it to be, we already have thousands or even millions of kids littered arround the streets.

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Fashion / Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by FunFact: 9:43pm On Aug 03, 2020
deliveryboy:
Africans with self hate, I just observed how Nigerian men hate these natural looking men who have not adorned themselves with makeup. They have been brainwashed to think that the standard measure of beauty is being Caucasian/white by the American film industry/Disney land. It’s so sad we have been totally conditioned to think less of ourselves. Bunch of low self esteem cretins.
Leave the fools, most if not all of them shaming these men are Christians who worship a man with long wooly hair as described by the bible. The only difference is the pale skin, that shows you how slavery is still deep rooted in our brain especially through religion.

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Fashion / Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by FunFact: 9:37pm On Aug 03, 2020
Omoluabi16:
I had thought only caucasians and those under that their cold weather can have this kinda rapid hair growth. Whatever these people eat or is their secret I will like to know! Those locks are cute AF shocked shocked
They have European or Arab DNA in them. Most probably offsprings from the raping of African women by the slave masters during that slave era, even our Fulani brothers were offsprings of Arabs raping African women. 100% African Hair would begin to loc after getting to a certain length.
Fashion / Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by FunFact: 9:29pm On Aug 03, 2020
alramon:
undecided ojuju

cheesy they are scary...

long hair does not fit black especially male.....
just like those black Indians, very ugly grin
Cape Verde boys seem to pull off the long curly hair look tho

Romance / Re: She Said 'stop' But Told Her Friends I Could Not Do Anything by FunFact: 9:07pm On Aug 03, 2020
Truetalk3139:
Guys what do girls really want, a girl came to my place last week and as we were about to begin the sexxxing she said i should stop which i did yet she goes around telling her friends she came to see me and i couldn't do anything.

Was i supposed to still go ahead when she said stop?
Guy leave the olosho, if she says stop just stop abeg make u no go enter list of sexual offenders for Twitter

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Travel / Re: Despites Racism, I Still Love These Countries. by FunFact: 1:29pm On Aug 03, 2020
jizzyjordan:
you said it all op. I'd like to travel to Norway and Japan
same here

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Education / Re: These animals Are Capable Of Taking Revenge (Photos) by FunFact: 12:09pm On Aug 02, 2020
cats n dogs keep grudges too

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man With 4 Wives, 32 Children (video) by FunFact: 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2020
At this rate we’re going to be 1billion before 2035, poverty, aggressiveness, frustration, violence on the rise. Na to quickly japa from this country before the bomb explodes. the next generation of Nigerians go hear am.
Crime / Re: Twitter Hack: Florida Teenager Arrested by FunFact: 10:31pm On Jul 31, 2020
For a 17 year old damn he’s gotta be smart asl
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egyptian Girls Sentenced To 2 Years Imprisonment Over Tiktok Dance Videos by FunFact: 9:34am On Jul 30, 2020
Therapyken:
Twerk am for your room. Nor twerk am make Egyptian government see you.
You mean don’t twerk so sex deprived peodophiles don’t see you. We all know the only reason they were arrested was bc they refused to have sex with the sex starved men who put them behind bars.

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