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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Funky123(f): 9:11pm On Jun 19, 2017
jummiepearl:
30th thou
Dats nice....we share d same month and d same name too{Jummy}
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 5:51pm On Jun 15, 2017
Asquare49:
have u seen the future?
Am seeing it here ni
FamilyRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Funky123(f): 12:54pm On Jun 15, 2017
October 14
RomanceRe: ... by Funky123(f): 12:05am On Jun 15, 2017
Yemike:
i've tried but the mother is a troublesome mother. The last time i greet her she replied with "abi oloriburuku ni e ni mo ni ko ma kimi mo" (she cursed and said i shouldn't greet her again)
Hw sure re u dat the lady self wont be like her mum....U cant be ok with her if her mum is nt supporting it,d number one thing after loving urself is d family approval
RomanceRe: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by Funky123(f): 11:59pm On Jun 14, 2017
My mum is a disciplinarian she can beat with anything,D day i broke d standing mirror in her room....First thing she did was to lock d door,pick d broom,D kind of beating she gave me dat day ehn it was unforgettable but above all i love her like no other
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 4:46pm On Jun 14, 2017
moorevic:
Be like say you don reach 39
Someone cannot even play with u ni.....No u don clock 45
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2017
Asquare49:
yes I am boo
Lol....Future hubby is reading but not you
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2017
Asquare49:
yes I am boo
Lol....Future hubby is reading but no you
RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by Funky123(f): 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2017
MykOnyxo:
yes both pretend but ladies are the best actor... I mean they gat the ministry .... talking from experience. Hope you know... that's why I stopped carrying love matter for head since 1914
Dat means we both ve reasons for saying this....Leg out
RomanceRe: Do "Virgin Guys" Exist? by Funky123(f): 5:08pm On Jun 13, 2017
Yea,vigin guys still exist...My boo is one of them
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 5:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
Jadoskii:
my dear.iyam seriously reading it o...let's make the engagement next week na.
Awwwn...next week is damn far,if only we can make it tomorrow
RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by Funky123(f): 5:00pm On Jun 13, 2017
Dasgoro:
Okay, was wondering where you will trekk to
Lol...once d certificate has been signed no more trekking o,dats y God's grace and brain is needed
RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by Funky123(f): 4:53pm On Jun 13, 2017
MykOnyxo:
The Lord of all pretence na lady
Really...Men also pretend,i have reasons for saying dis
RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by Funky123(f): 4:51pm On Jun 13, 2017
Dasgoro:
Walk away from the relationship or marriage ?
Marriage ke...Relationship ni o
RomanceRe: lol by Funky123(f): 4:48pm On Jun 13, 2017
vincentjk:
Hi everyone, I just need your opinions in this post


I and my men always roll out together and each time we go out, getting new gals is always our priority.

My guy Ben-k is always the one getting the gals i thunk he's gifted in that aspect, I mean no gal resist him especially when we're dressed.

Whenever we go to clubs or parties we get new chicks and like me i'd fvck her like 3x and free her, gals are very cheap to get from January to now I've fvcked up-to 17 of them..

We're all students and my question is why are gals very cheap like this??
If u like Bleep 100 girls within 10 days....Sha Dont come back here to tell us u ve HIV or std o
RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by Funky123(f): 4:37pm On Jun 13, 2017
My greatest fear is dat ve heard many pple complaining guys change after getting married,some guys can pretend ehn and i will always tell my man to relate with me d same way he will relate with me when we get married....No pretence so that i can walk away honourably if i cant cope
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Funky123(f): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2017
Thanks hun.....I don hear,i hope Mr right is reading this
FamilyRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Funky123(f): 10:43pm On Jun 12, 2017
oyxah:
October 13
Awwwwn...Mine is oct 14
FamilyRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Funky123(f): 10:43pm On Jun 12, 2017
kolex83:
October 15
Awww....Am oct 14
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong??? by Funky123(f): 11:04am On Jun 12, 2017
Nothing is wrong with u dear....whatever u lose isn't urs,at d right time d right man will come and stay,don't search desperately....October babes are always beautiful even if u didn't show us ur pix...I rep oct too
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know That I Am Multi-millionaire by Funky123(f): 10:24am On Jun 12, 2017
obowunmi:
Hi everyone,

My name is Obowunmi. I've been a Nairaland member for many years now under different monikers.

I started dating this girl early January of this year however we have had too many ups and downs because I have not shown or told her that I have money. She thinks I am just a loser.

When I first met her, she was very nice but not anymore.

Once in a while, I buy her expensive gifts but I haven't divulged to her what I do, the type of job I have or any of that stuff. Maybe this is her reason for being so heartless.

Over the months, we have had one altercation where we didnt talk throughout the month of May. Today, I've had to block her on WhatsApp and other channels because she is just mean, doesn't communicate, would rather spend time on twitter than talk with me.

We have kept our relationship secret so far and my heart is heavy and I think at this point, I'm tired and ready to move on.


I like her. I really do like her. But I dont know what else to do. I dont want anyone to date me for my money so I will not tell her that I am a multimillionaire.

Pls I need your help. I am tired of it all. My heart is heavy. I am ready to settle down.
Wao...i would ve love d see d face of nairaland multi millionaire but no pix on ur profile,Bro out of ur millions 20k is enough for me...Am nt greedy...shey make i send acct num,Thanks in anticipation
RomanceRe: The Content Of A Lady's Handbag. by Funky123(f): 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F535AA] You must be super "strong" then grin [/color]


[color=#F53510] Nice DP →is that your Sister? cool[/color]
No she is my mummy tongue
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F535AA] You must be super "strong" then grin [/color]


[color=#F53510] Nice DP →is that your Sister? cool[/color]
No she is my mummy
RomanceRe: The Content Of A Lady's Handbag. by Funky123(f): 8:17pm On Jun 11, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F535AA] You must be super "strong" then grin [/color]


[color=#F53510] Nice DP →is that your Sister? cool[/color]
No my mummy
RomanceRe: Are There Still Ladies Who Are Wife Materials Here On Nairaland???? by Funky123(f): 7:19pm On Jun 11, 2017
hibiscus76:
of course there are so many wife materials on NL, ranging from ashoke, baby lace, Nigerian wax, hollandis, linen, shifon, Lycra, gele..which other type of material do you want OP? can someone be greedierhuh
U didnt remember to add ankara....i mean da viva
RomanceRe: The Content Of A Lady's Handbag. by Funky123(f): 9:09pm On Jun 10, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F535AA] Yeah i know. But grin "a bag in another bag" cheesy[/color]


[color=#F53512] ..and it doesn't weigh you down?[/color]
lol,it doesn't
RomanceRe: The Content Of A Lady's Handbag. by Funky123(f): 2:37pm On Jun 10, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F51278] Your make up bag in another bag again...haba![/color]
Its just a small bag nw..u haven't seen dat bfor shey
RomanceRe: The Content Of A Lady's Handbag. by Funky123(f): 2:23pm On Jun 10, 2017
My purse,My diary and a pen,My make-up bag, My Atm,My earpiece.
RomanceRe: See The Chemistry In This Classy Pre-Wedding Shoot by Funky123(f): 2:01pm On Jun 10, 2017
cris07:
whr in osun ar u?
Ile-Ife
RomanceRe: Your Ex Mistakenly Credited You Account With 500k Naira by Funky123(f): 10:34pm On Jun 09, 2017
Its called gratuity after retirement...Returning it can never be found in my own dictionary
RomanceRe: Please I Need A Serious Advice. If U Were In My Shoe What Will You Do? by Funky123(f): 11:42am On Jun 09, 2017
Livinus56:
It all started when my sister came for a holidays and I saw a picture of this pretty young lady in her phone which capture my interest. my sister told me that she is a niece to her fiance. then I try and got her contact through my sister and before you know it, we have become very close to the extent that a day doesn't pass without hearing from each other. she sent me a lot of her picture and I must confess that she is a beauty to behold. then I starting toasting her and I was very Happy because she was also interested in me. that's how our relationship began, we spoke on phone and chatted online for a year and two months before we finally meet each other, then we already develop a lot of affection for each other and we know a lot about each other, because we were so open from the very beginning. the night I meet her for the first time at the pack was magical, and our journey together home will forever remain engraved in my memory and no matter what happened I will forever cherish those moment. then I didn't need to introduce her to my parents because they already knew her very well. she introduce me to her own parents who seems to love me as well, the mother couldn't stay for a week without hearing from me, so everything was going quietly well between us and our families. she has this dream of going to high institution so I encourage her to because am not yet ready to settle down. and to the glory of God she was able to get admission a year ago, so everything was going smoothly for us until last week. when I want to see my sister in school because she wasn't feeling well and my fiancee happened to be the one taking care of her. so after spending like a week there my sister was ok but a day before I returned something happened. I don't normal go through her phone, but on that faithful evening I was watching pictures in her phone when my sister called her to accompany her to buy some food stuff. she wanted to collect the phone but seeing that am not done yet she decided to wait. but my sister told her to leave the phone because they won't stay long, and that was how she left the phone with me. I notice that she agitated a little before leaving phone for me, so I decided to go through all her contacts and behold I run into this whatsapp contact that she save with my (soul mate). I check to see if that was my contact but it wasn't, so I read all their massage there and I find out it was her former boyfriend, who travel to Europe about two years ago and going by their chat it's obvious that they maintained their relationship all this while. she did spoke to me about the guy right from the very beginning, she even confess to me that she loved the guy so much then, as he was the first man in her life and the one that take away her virginity. she also told me that she find something in that guy that she doesn't like, and that they were already having problems before he travel. I latter find out that she save my own number with (my further hope) I try to control myself that evening because I didn't want to create sin in front of my young sister, I was very hungry that evening and she knew it, but when she finish cooking I refuse to eat. she almost cry begging me to eat but I refuse. during d night I didn't allow her to touch me and I was supposed to go in the afternoon but I left very early in the morning. she and my sister see me off to the pack. she was crying asking me what she did wrong but I was so hurt to talk to her. when I left she called me countless times but I never pick her call nor reply her messages. I didn't communicate with her for two days until my sister called me begging me to at least tell her what she did wrong. then I decided to reply her message, she wanted to denial it but when she find out that I already know everything, she confess to me that he is her boyfriend who she has told me about before. it's true that she told me sometimes ago that the guy always call her, but what I didn't know is the fact that she still see the guy as her soul mate why I remain her further hope. I simply told her it's over between us, but she has bn pleading to me since to forgive her and give her a second chance. she claim that she love me so much and cannot imagine her life without me. so my fellow nairaland. if u were in my shoe what will you do? I still love her but I don't trust her anymore. should I let her go once and for all or give her another chance. I need a matured advice please.
Its very simple she loves u but u re d second option...If dis guy comes back today she will gladly follow him so accept ur fate and move on,its even better u got to know earlier....Am nt in ur shoe cos we're nt using d same size
RomanceRe: Sensible Dudes Only..ur Opinion Needed!!! by Funky123(f): 11:31am On Jun 09, 2017
There is something dude is keeping from dis bae...she should tell d guy what she wants abt d relationship and if dere is no change then she is free to walk away cos dere is reason why u will want to stick to someone dats is nt proud to ve u...concerning d money and gifts,d guy is giving her dat in exchange of d sex dey re having abi wont he pay if he carry olosho ni
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thank You Nairaland! I Got A Job by Funky123(f): 9:29pm On Jun 08, 2017
praxs:
I saw an advert for an admin assistant role in an international NGO here on nairaland, I applied casually and was invited for interview. we were 8 that were called for the interview. we wrote an exam on the said date and we were informed that they will contact us soon to know our fates.

I received a message the following day that I passed and was invited for an oral interview (only 2 of us were contacted for the oral out of the 8 we wrote). I attended the interview and was still contacted for another interview with there manager the following day. was successful and was told I will hear from them. I was later called in the evening that I should report to work the following morning.

Brethren, I travelled from my state to the interview state with just two shirts, thinking am just gona attend the interview and come back to my state. I am stucked with two shirts here. Did i also tell you that my take home package is hot "hihi" I mean cool cash. Bye bye to job hunting, bye bye to poverty. You are next in line Gods willing.
Congrats hun..dont forget to pay ur 10% to God every month,more blessing coming through ur ways IJN

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