Business › Re: Share Your Loan Experience by FunnyDude(m): 10:39am On May 24, 2022 |
An eye opening thread |
Christianity Etc › Re: What God Did When I Found Myself In A Den Of Cultists In Port Harcourt by FunnyDude(m): 9:59am On May 22, 2022 |
donbachi: Everyone na cultists for port Harcourt |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:59pm On May 21, 2022 |
I got asked if I'm worried about creating competition for myself on Upwork.
For one - there is plenty for all of us to eat.
There's alot of job to go round.
And secondly - I know that 90% of people are going to give it a go and give up 2 weeks later.
So no - I'm not worried at all. |
Celebrities › Re: Video: I Worked As A Cleaner In The UK For Two Years-rapper, Illbliss Revealed. by FunnyDude(m): 8:27pm On May 20, 2022 |
And so |
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Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:26am On May 19, 2022 |
kodimoore: Nwanne I can't Jealous you. Your calling is different from mine. I Wish You Trillion Dollar Deals success from the depth of my Heart. I want to do far greater things than you. We are 2 Parallel lines, some day we will meet to share ideas and hangout but kindly remove the tag of jealously, envy or hate for on your dictionary and how you define me, I don't possess any of such virtues. I wasn't thinking right when I wrote that. Please kindly accept my sincere apologies. The goal is to conquer poverty and lack through the Internet legally. Peace |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:42pm On May 18, 2022 |
cybernaut: nothing is free in the world . Buying information that can upgrade your life is not a crime even if the information is half bake keep buying until you achieve your dream. Upwork is for professional and you must have a skill May your days be long. Alot of jamb students now on Nairaland. Most of them still depending on pocket money from daddy. So no need to argue with anyone here. |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:39pm On May 18, 2022 |
kodimoore: Finally, He is Selling E-Books to his fans. I smell jeolousy though. I'm teaching my students manually. As in we chat like friends daily. Nothing like ebook. Nothing like course. |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 7:12am On May 18, 2022 |
Skyview01: I just blocked people and ignored the rest. I have a life to live. Let them grab their pvc's and vote a good candidate in 2023. That means you'll block people tire. In every 5 people 3 will request. |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:32pm On May 16, 2022 |
I have 8 students already learning under my tutelage, remaining 2 more persons and I close my mentorship.
Here's what a client spent hiring a freelancer, this is to show you the endless possibilities
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Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Prison (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 7:25am On May 15, 2022 |
Amaka  |
Romance › Re: What I Saw In A Brothel by FunnyDude(m): 7:22am On May 15, 2022 |
Faber: It is not a rule that you must marry from the City. Make your money find one interior village and go there and rent a very good one room or bedsitter. Go there from time to time especially during weekends. Stroll around the village.
You will observe some maidens. Make friends with one or two. I give you six to seven months you will make friends with like 3 or 4 that they are comfortable being around you. Then you can select one to Marry. Don't let making money and city life make you end up with an Olosho as a wife. You will regret coming to this wicked world.
If you endured to make money, why not bring out your time and also pass through some stress to get a life partner .
The girl I am planning to Marry send me ₦2k through a friend. I told her I was very very sick since 3 days now, I have not called her or even chat her up. She called one of my friends from the same village with her and sent the guy ₦2k to give me, that I should use it and buy drugs.
The guy came to my house and told me that I was sick and I did not even informed anyone. That he learnt am down with Malaria from my girlfriend, he brought out ₦2k and gave me. She called the guy and we spoke. This girl was crying for real. I told her that ₦2k is not enough, she told me the last money on her is ₦3k, and that she will send it today. I will use her ₦3k chop Nkwobi I no dey sick at all. Am just testing her. She ain't working, just learning some work at the village square . Very real, can manage things, sense of duty, with good health history. If she pray for you ehn...I swear devil no go near your house till 1 year. Born 2003 but everywhere don set, boobs, hips. Go to village and get a wife brothers
Or be ready to slug it out with all these Oloshos way full everywhere  Most guys don't know this. Similar thing I did too when I was hunting. Did alot of test and until I was sure. You won't regret this approach. I'm enjoying mine now. |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 12:35pm On May 14, 2022 |
shilenji: It's too much and one can't possibly hide it. They will know from your skin and scents. Well na why God dey continue dey bless me sha. Give what you can give and don't be scared to say NO!!! You understand my point |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 12:33pm On May 14, 2022*. Modified: 12:52pm On May 14, 2022 |
Kobicove: The time has come for you to move out of that house in Ajegunle...go to an area that is not economically depressed  Lol. The heat is everywhere in Nigeria. Even in VGC you'll still see poor people there that'll bill you. Gateman, Janitor, driver etc. I live in an estate though. |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 11:29am On May 14, 2022 |
Nazgul: Stop giving people the impression that you have money and the billing will stop.
To avoid family billing, call them and complain, if they call you first, start complaining about your work and how things are hard before they even say anything. Believe me dem no go get mind bill you.
To avoid friends billing, stop posting your progress on social media, when you keep uploading your progress on Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp status, what do you expect? You buy car you post it, you change accommodation you post it, you buy 60" smart TV you post it, you enter Dubai, you post it...you're directly indirectly inviting Billings.
For neighbours...Things like LAWMA, security, cleaning...etc bills, deliberately wait till the last day before you pay. Not because you don't have the money but because you don't want them to see you like one baba olowo. Once they see how hard it is for you pay ordinary security bill, nobody would bill you.
These is how I escape billing from people. No be say I too get o, but considering how hard things are in Nigeria, a man on clean suit can easily be compared to Elon musk. I will start implementing these. Thanks! |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 11:28am On May 14, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: Op, you only give pple money based on your Pocket capacity!. If u are forming philathropist inside the small money u have, poverty will hit u once again. Na village straight to join my grandma. God forbid  |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 11:28am On May 14, 2022 |
cavreek: Last last when ATM stop dey dispense na onto the next one. Pls learn to use NO it will save u unnecessary stress One advice that changed my whole perspective about all this is 'never do to others what only God can do for them', know this and sleep like a baby Maybe I need to be mean. I have a tender heart |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 11:27am On May 14, 2022 |
Boogyman557: Holly Gram All the years wey u spend 4 school, sense no gree enter ur HEAD pan!
U no lean how to CODE!
Abi na on till u sell the small car wey u de manage, na dat Time u go get sense!
U no need ADVISE, waiting u need na better flogging!
If u like no take care of ur small FAMILY, de carry people for head wey no send ur matterz wen u de suffer..
No be sey u no go help dem but wit wisdom and how ur pocket reach!
MUMU MAN!
LITE UP my WEED in peace
WTF MAN! Wtf man. Thanks |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 10:57am On May 14, 2022 |
Olasyke: Definitely, a good cash flow would definitely show all over you but you can at least code yourself. Because billing dey kill person and you fit fall by lifting others. Seriously bro. No one is ready to help but just to receive . Can't reinvest back into the biz that's keeping the cash flow healthy due to endless request. |
Romance › Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 10:47am On May 14, 2022 |
Olasyke: When you show that you have, they would bill. And billing is a slippery slope. You can't really show lack when you have good cash flow. Your lifestyle will change somehow. |
Romance › Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(op): 10:38am On May 14, 2022*. Modified: 10:55am On May 14, 2022 |
Anywhere I turned to is billing. From one sober request to another. Billing from neighbors, on WhatsApp, driving on the road police will bill me, inlaws constant request, family members both extended and nuclear, old friends too. I'm tired. I'm just depress of request. Poverty is too much in this country  Feel like traveling out, but my new small family is giving me a second thought. Funny enough, when I was in the University no one really care about me especially those seeking help now. I really suffered during my school days that year. Family uncles and aunties all ghosted me. Has anyone experienced this issue before? I need help. Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala move this to front page. Save a young bro |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:46pm On May 13, 2022 |
Another
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Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:43pm On May 13, 2022 |
More and more people are grabbing this opportunity
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Webmasters › Re: Is Starting A Blog Still Profitable? by FunnyDude(m): 8:59am On May 13, 2022*. Modified: 9:52am On May 13, 2022 |
Yes. Don't be discourage. Success takes time. Just be patient and work hard. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Soldiers Kill Ukrainian Civilians (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 8:13am On May 13, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: My Ex Is Making Me Depressed by FunnyDude(m): 9:59am On May 12, 2022 |
Only God can help you from this kind of sh!t. I've been in this situation in the past. In fact, I always crawl back to her until I was saved finally.
Those days mehn.
Wahala for who never settle down. |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:32am On May 12, 2022*. Modified: 9:54am On May 12, 2022 |
I respect everyone that is taking advantage of my time while they can. Sooner or later, it will grow to become an incredibly community and I simply won't have the same amount of free time to help everyone to the level that I do now. The best time to get my full attention is now by joining the program. By the end of my mentorship, you should have gotten all these from me: 1. *Upwork proposal hack that has gotten me long term clients (Value: ₦15,000)* 2. *My personal techniques that I've been using to get past competition on Upwork (Value: ₦25,000)* 3. *Learn Copywriting & hacks on how to sell your service for business owners on LinkedIn, Reddit and Warrior Forum (Value: ₦150,000)* 4. *My Personal Copywriting Swipe file that helped me write like Native English Speaker (Value: ₦70,000)* 5. *How to set your profile on Upwork to get you the best jobs than other Nigerians (Value: ₦20,000)* 6. *My 1 year free mentorship and follow up (Value: ₦50,000)* 7. *How to create your int'l bank account and withdraw your money in Dollar, Euro or Pounds straight to your Nigerian bank account (Value: ₦5,000)* Total Value: ₦335,000 FEE: ₦10,000 AND if you feel you don't get any value after 60days of your learning process. Let me know. I'll refund you. No question asked. But so far, my 6 students are happy ASF! See screenshots below 
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Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:49am On May 12, 2022 |
Fredmatic: U have some questions
1. What nich are in into that made you this 2. Did you register as a Nigeria? Bcus I know these foreigners avoild giving us work bcus of scam. 3. If feorigner did you always use von when log in? And how did u handle verification if registered as feorigner 1. Copywriting 2. Yes, used my real name too. 3. It's good to be legit. If you're skilled you'll get jobs. |
Business › Re: I Started My Business With N600k. Here's the story. by FunnyDude(m): 5:22pm On May 11, 2022 |
No amount small. I've once used 20k to become a Milli owner |
Business › Re: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:46pm On May 11, 2022 |
Once you reach a certain level in freelancing, you'll elevate to such a level your parents will think you're selling drugs on the internet.
Never give up |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ..... by FunnyDude(m): 5:29pm On May 10, 2022 |
Lol. I graduated since 2016, that's when it dawned on me that this country no be am.
Use street run things |
Career › Re: Is It Your Passion Or You Are Doing This To Just Make A Living? by FunnyDude(m): 2:40pm On May 10, 2022 |
Passion in Nigeria?
Make i sleep first |