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2dice01:Wrong advice. The trust won't be there anymore |
Mooh247:Don't mind the op. Alot of opportunities to make money on the web. |
Honda has good engine. Thank me later |
The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Get, The More Uncomfortable You Are, The Better Life Gets. Nothing is Given in Life. |
If you don't believe in yourself, no one will believe in you. My first earning on Upwork was $40 with bad review (first job) from a white guy. But I didn't gave up. Today, the rest is history by being consistent. |
eddy42:May your wisdom never dry brother. YouTube videos from experts always have premium content or paid class at the end. I've paid for alot of them in my Niche. Free things have $0 value. |
Another enrollment. If you're too careful in life, you'll eventually fall for ponzi like Ovaioza scheme. People wasted millions on shabby imiginary scheme while doing nothing and expecting 10% interest. I laugh. This is why Nigerians are different from Americans and Europeans. We love quick money alot here. But for freelancing it's totally different. I give my students money back guarantee because this is what I do. Not how they do it. I'm holding them by the hands. Showing my real strategy. Because they're Copy cubs. And in 60 - 90 days? They surely coming back here to testify. My strategy can't be seen on YouTube or Google.
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henrymidas:Check my previous post |
Just like in the real world - Upwork is 95% broke clients trying to scape by and then the other 5% are actual killers paying stupid amounts of money to the top 1-3% of freelancers on the platform. The greats work with the greats. And the poor... Well, you already know. Look at the hourly rate in the screenshot below: This is the levels I'm talking about. And guess what, no freelancer with 59% JSS is getting that. Only those with GREAT profiles will be considered because it's the big leagues.
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Tips on Upwork 1. Don't charge peanut in your hourly rate 2. Get 5-star written feedback 3. Learn from someone ahead of you 4. Optimize your profile around one skill 5. Focus on getting 100% JSS & Top-Rated 6. Deliver exceptional work before the deadline 7. Apply for at least 5 recently posted projects daily |
wealthpreach:Awww. I do use Payooner funds at 560/$. |
IdeasPro:I do niche copywriting |
eddy42:Thanks for this, knowledge is power. One of the biggest gift I had after my NYSC was to having an open mindset. It really speed my progress. Infact, I still invest in course. My previous course was $997. But I've made 20x that investment. And still counting. Knowledge is power. Thanks again. |
Here's an offer not for everyone: I've decided to have a paid mentorship class of just ₦10,000 Naira for anyone willing to join and get quality first hand mentorship from me. You can't find any if it on the Internet because it's a winning secret. This is not compulsory anyway, but if you wish you can be part of this. Here's what you get in the premium mentorship: 1. Upwork proposal hack that has gotten me long term clients (Value: ₦15,000) 2. My personal techniques that I've been using to get past competition on Upwork (Value: ₦25,000) 3. Learn Copywriting & hacks on how to sell your service for business owners on LinkedIn, Reddit and Warrior Forum (Value: ₦150,000) 4. My Personal Copywriting Swipe file that helped me write like Native English Speaker (Value: ₦70,000) 5. How to set your profile on Upwork to get you the best jobs than other Nigerians (Value: ₦20,000) 6. My 1 year free mentorship and follow up (Value: ₦50,000) Total Value: ₦330,000 But you will get all these value-stack for "₦10,000 Naira" when you join this premium class. Only limited time. SEND ME A MESSAGE ON WHATSAPP 0.8.1.0.4.7.4.9.9.1.9 Money Back Guarantee: If you don't make 10x your registration in the first 60 days. Contact me for a refund I'll give you back. No question asked. See screenshot of someone that enrolled for this program.
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Having a skill and knowing how to sell your skill is the best thing ever. |
JovialJune:Shame on you bitch |
Nairaland |
This thread will grace front page. This I have seen. BTW society has always been there and will still be even in 1000 years. But, is it society that will feed your wife or children? Na society go help you pay rent? Abeg nothing concern society when you fail to provide for your family. You'll be blamed. Use your head. |
saintkel:I got clarity in life after my marriage. Marriage saved me from waywardness. |
Diligence:Don't mind these hypocrites |
Justice for osinachi husband. The man is not guilty I can bet my 2 balls. Most Nigerian men don't have societal help and helpless in cases like this. If it was a woman all these useless women will go into hiding... See chidinma that killed Ataga in cold-blooded yet won miss paegent inside prison. No wonder we are 3rd world country. Shitty people and minister and government The other day, I was driving police just hold me begin harras me. I have to go to POs to get cash to let me go. I'll be relocating this shithole hell of a zoo. Insh Allah |
When girl die for your house one day your eyes go clear |
I'm adding the last 2 more people to learn under my tutelage. And I'll shut this down. Why I decided to share my secret? I need to mentor some people today , so in the future I'll have reference of those who I trained. So far, I have 5 people that has enrolled in this opportunity. |
HolySpiritFire:Don't mind Nigerians, they prefer ponzi scheme to legitimate earning. |
Bizzyman:Need this |
Zulu2022:Lol...I know my successes are intimidating. It's not my fault. It's God's grace and hard work doing one thing consistently over a longer period. Just one long term client will change your thinking forever. And by the way, I'm not a ritualist, so ain't using your big head for sacrifice ![]() |
Chai this thing? I even heard her minimum partnership is 1million naira |
Never give up. If you believe in something, go all in with all your heart. It'll pay you one day. |
15 Upwork tips that will teach you more than the best Upwork course there is... 1. Social proof is your golden ticket to getting clients and making money - get those 5-star written reviews. 2. Short and to-the-point cover letters perform better than long and detailed cover letters (from experience). 3. An applicant with 100% JSS gets FAR more replies than those with 70%, 80%, and even 90%. 4. How many clients you get is directly proportional to the number of proposals you send out. 5. If you're new to Upwork - at the end of your cover letter, say: "PS: If you're not happy with my work, I'll give you a full refund right away." 6. Set your hourly rate to at least $15 p/h - regardless of your niche or skill. 7. Never try to compete on price - there's always someone willing to do the work for less. Come from a place of value and charge whatever you want. 8. NEVER EVER EVER work with cheap clients - especially on Upwork. You're putting everything on the line for nothing. 9. Applying for projects first (top 5 applicant first) gives you the best chance of getting a reply and closing the client. 10. Clients that want to jump on a call for simple projects are a waste of time. They don't value speed. 11. NEVER say anything to a client that might make them resent you. That's your golden ticket to poor feedback 12. Don't bother applying for projects with "Payment method unverified". 13. Build your Upwork profile around ONE skill. 14. Don't apply to projects where the client doesn't give written feedback to freelancers, has a review score of less than 4.5, or has an average hourly rate of under $15. 15. Trust your instinct. If a client seems off - don't work with them. Join my mentorship class to learn more
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In a 3rd world country like Nigeria, them no dey tell person. Every graduate go collect woto woto after school. Reality will dawn on everyone. My greatest regret in life is spending 4 years of my life in a classroom solving x and y that I couldn't use. What I studied in school for 4 years couldn't rescue me in the job market. Couldn't even feed me. Skill does it... It helped my income. And compound it exponentially till date... I've achieved the good things of life for my age. Looking back. I'm glad taking that step. I'd advise anyone getting started in making money online. Don't rush it. Just pick ONE desired and high income skill (anyone of it). Learn it in and out, you'll be big in 2 years. I will pick skill over certificate twice anyday ![]() - FunnyDude
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