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BusinessRe: Help! He Wants To Drop Out And Chase Money by FunnyDude(m):
Op, you're the person.

I don't usually comment on Nairaland. But your post struck me.

I graduated from the same UNN Nsukka campus in 2016. A friend of mine that graduated from Pharmacy department is earning 80k right now. See, no course is that special nowadays.

For most courses there is supply more than the demand.

For you to know, I am a Copywriter and Digital Marketing Strategist.

I learnt every of my skills after my graduation from UNN.

I finished from a department in Abuja Building.

I guess you know the Abuja building?

My advice is that he should go for both. Nothing stop him from running those two simultaneously.

Bro this is Nigeria.

Education is important at least for future sake.

Money is important too.


Mind him, he is yet to succeed in his new found love (hustle)

He should succeed first, before thinking of quitting. That's a smart move.

He should never put his egg in a basket.


Let me share a story,

There was a time my business was so down due to unforeseen issues, I dusted my certificate to get a new role in a company, my skills paved the way, till I was back to life.

Now I'm getting offers almost everyweek with better pay.

What if I don't have cert? I'd have go on to look for a security job. Lols


See, having both (cert + hustle) is good.

Show him this post if you can please.


God bless you for helping him.

Funnydude!
RomanceRe: Help! Am I Responsible For This Pregnancy? Please Advice by FunnyDude(m): 8:15am On Aug 11, 2020
proff010:
Guy just ignore her she is using you. Infact block her
Exactly, the op isn't the owner of that preggy.

A lady wanted to do that with me last year, until I blocked her, she thought I'm a jjc.

Girls of nowadays have upto 4 boyfriends
RomanceRe: 20 Bro Code Every Guy Should Know And No Lady Should. by FunnyDude(m): 8:03am On Aug 11, 2020
The number 7 grin
FamilyRe: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by FunnyDude(m): 3:34am On Aug 11, 2020
Ishilove:
Kai. The word 'simp' has suffered in the hands of Nairaland male users.
Seriously grin
BusinessRe: Fiverr Gig Favourite Exchange by FunnyDude(m): 10:51pm On Aug 09, 2020
gensteejay:
Done.
OK. Pls unquote the link
BusinessRe: Fiverr Gig Favourite Exchange by FunnyDude(m): 10:50pm On Aug 09, 2020
[quote author=emmy512 post=92633807][/quote]Seen. Pls unquote the link, incase I want to take it Off Nairaland
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 2:45pm On Aug 09, 2020
Xbee007:
Following feedbacks, I have created the thread.

Just go in, click on the links to other's gig and then favourite them. While there, you should also add other gigs by that seller to your favourite. Others will do the same for you as well.

If you're on Fiverr but not comfortable with posting your gig there, you can also help some brothers/sisters out by adding the gigs to your favourite.

Remember, the content of the thread will be eventually deleted, so don't quote anyone, just post a link to your gig.

Also, follow the thread to know when there are new updates.

Cc. FunnyDude, gensteejay

https://www.nairaland.com/6042856#92614620
Okay
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BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 7:42pm On Aug 08, 2020
Xbee007:
I have a suggestion for sellers struggling with sales on Fiverr due to the platform pushing their gigs to the backpage in searches. It is often suggested the platform's algorithm favours people with high number of gig favourite.

I am thinking of creating a thread where you can post a link to your gig and every other seller clicks on it and add it to gig favourite.

The thread will be up for few hours after which the content will be deleted.
Welcome development. Tag me when you're ready
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:56pm On Aug 07, 2020
"What Are Your OFFERS?"

In the direct response industry

You may have the best landing page...

The best ad budget...

The best creative...

The best headlines...

But, If your offer sucks, no one will buy.

You'd end up wasting your effort.

The reason why, as a #copywriter, I'd first look at your offer before creating a copy.

I'd know if such an offer is weak or strong enough to convert better.

The truth is, people are naturally lazy and care about themselves.

They want a good offer at a lower price.

You should focus your offers on the desire of your audience.

Did you know you could charge a $1k for a session and still make it look like it's very cheap?

Yes!

There's a way to go about it.

That's the power of copywriting.


When writing a copy, always offer your audience what they can't resist.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:40am On Jul 30, 2020
How To Become Great At Copywriting

Think about this...

You don't even need to be a "writer" to make this work.

You might be surprised to know - some of the best copywriter such as "Gary Halbert" have no formal writing training at all!

If you're thinking you need to be a fancy "word-smith" to be a copywriter.

You're wrong.

Copywriting isn’t about big words, flowery sentences. It’s about being clear, succinct and above all, persuasive.

Most people think that to be a successful writer you need to be born creative and know all the rules of English grammar, usage etc.

Bullshit!

You see, in this industry, the more "conversationally" and "simply" you write...the more successful you'll be.

In fact, spouting high-fangled words or complicated prose will only "weaken your copy"…

There's something we copywriters call the 'Barstool Test'...

Here's how it works***

Imagine you're sitting in a bar with your best friend, telling him all about this wonderful new job you just got.

Would you use complex sentences here? Witty little jokes or metaphors? Would you slip in any long, twisting words?

Of course not!

You'd explain, as best as you can, in the simplest words that just roll off your tongue, why you're so excited about this job.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:21pm On Jul 28, 2020
Hi Guys, it's been a while on here.. Crazily busy mahn.

Please ...

"BE LIKE A SOLDIER"

Alot of people have became stagnant (local champion) in life for a very long time?

Why?

"FEAR!"...

Fear of the unknown.

Fear of testing new waters.

Listen!

A coward die a thousand death, a soldier die but once.

Why gunning for those dreams; just know there will be alot of obstacles on your way.

It's not an easy feat.

Oh! If it's easy, everyone would be successful by now.

In anything you do in business.

Have a soldier mentality

Face and crush those enemy (FEAR) within.

And avoid naysayers who always tells you THOUSAND of reasons why it can't work.

What you believe in, always work out at the end

Don't deep into new waters with a shabby mindset.

Thank ya!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea - (2 - 3) On 7th July 2020 by FunnyDude(m): 4:47pm On Jul 07, 2020
Crystal palace is always dangerous to Chelsea. Always throwing surprises unexpectedly

Let's see how it goes
RomanceRe: I can't satisfy my woman by FunnyDude(m): 1:59pm On Jul 05, 2020
lucky999:
please guys I need an advice, matured mind abeg.
I have a girlfriend we have dated for a year now, we do have sex but one-day she start misbehaving and refuse to give me sex.
I tried to find out what could be the problem and she said she is having a bad condition as for the moment, okay I tried to have patience with her and do anything possible to make her feel alright.
after doing everything possible I asked her for sex again she keeps saying why can't I understand her, I tried to remove my mind from that and lose feelings of having sex with her, I never asked her for that again and I never ask her for us to see till up to 3months.
but we usually talk on the phone, I will call her and ask her how she is doing.
my problem now is she later start asking me for us to see that she miss me so much and want to have sex with me, she came we have had sex for two different times now but I couldn't perform well like I use to, I can't last for two minutes, after one round my dick can't stand again. after she refused to give me sex I haven't had a good sex with other girls like the way we use to do, I only go one round with runs girls and move on because I just wanted to pour away some oil, I use condom with other girls but I don't use condom with her.
she complained about my performance because that's not really me when ever we have sex.
I have tried to ask myself what the problem could be but I don't know what to do.
please guys I need an advice.
Sorry. Been there..and surely knows how disappointing it could be for a man.

There's this herb that's been working for me. I do lasted SIX rounds.

It expensive though - cost #7500

If you need one, can help you ship it.

Send a pm
BusinessRe: How To Win Jobs On Upwork And Save Connects by FunnyDude(m): 8:48am On Jul 01, 2020
12AD:
DUDE, That guy is a small fish when it comes to freelancing on Upwork... Really...
I've made more money there than he could ever dream of. I only corrected him as his response to the client was rude... Clients love being worshipped, and I'm afraid he lost that chance with the client.
Shalom
But you should have contributed positively the way he was doing at least to help even 1 Person out of poverty.

This he was trying to do.

Atleast you'd support him in your little way. Life is too small.
BusinessRe: How To Win Jobs On Upwork And Save Connects by FunnyDude(m): 3:24pm On Jun 30, 2020
12AD:
i can't possibly pay you wink

I can pay you for 5 years without your pay affecting me..
But in reality, I can't pay a cocky condescending fellow like you.. Bad business really
Stop this attitude plz
BusinessRe: How To Win Jobs On Upwork And Save Connects by FunnyDude(m): 3:22pm On Jun 30, 2020
Henrymorre:
okay great people let us continue

Just think of upwork as a business. I mean think of it as a shop you pay yearly for, buy fuel to run business etc. Spend money and buy connects yes. It may sound frustrating that you are not getting any job. When I started I almost lost hope but vowed to continue buying connects. Now I have over $4k within the month of May and june and now I don't accept work less than 150$ USD depending on the hour of job.

If you are still following drop comments if not, I may have to drop this and focus more on my jobs..

There is money online
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 9:56am On Jun 10, 2020
wixemmy:
Pls can I also get the eBook I'm really interested in learning how to write and make money from sales copy, HV been getting some tips from tudestudy thou

This my mail orieh101@gmail.com
okay
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 9:56am On Jun 10, 2020
Phil3Mon11:
hello Sir, please I want the ebook ..my mail is Phil3mon11@gmail.com
Thank you and God bless
okay
BusinessRe: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by FunnyDude(m): 8:19pm On Jun 09, 2020
Nice work at Venzal. I could remember your thread in 2016, how you made an impact in many of us grin.

I'm following this


Let me chip in this...

"How To Write A Great Sales Copy Generally"

*Open your introductory paragraph with a story-based, include stories from your personal life or others. Story sells. People love reading stories.

**Let your copy be in a friendly, one-on-one and conversational tone.

*** Basic use of English is fine. You don't need much grammar, trust me.

**** Tell a story, relate it to your product, and then insert a call to action (CTA) at the end.

No knowledge is a waste in copywriting


Read here>>> https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-make-above-40k-every
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:31am On Jun 05, 2020
Hello everyone, I was off these days due to offline engagements.

Good news, I've prepared new stuff for you guys. I'll be revealing them in the coming days.


Stay tuned....
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:30am On Jun 05, 2020
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Island01:
please send me the copy of the ebook, Good bless, stevewalker666666@gmail.com
Ok
RomanceRe: Welcome Ur Fave Nairalander Into This New Month by FunnyDude(m): 7:28am On Jun 05, 2020
Elite14:
Happy New Month


iLegendd

mistytohcute

FivePeas

Funnydude(you're yet to reply my msg bro)

Nimi22

Froshloaded

ReservedShe


And others....wishing y'all the best of this month!
Happy new month
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:09am On May 13, 2020
SIMPLE FORMULA TO SUCCEED

START >>> SUCCEED/FAIL >>> REPEAT

What's in the middle doesn't really matter

What matter is how self driven are you to Repeat!


The best action lies within you. All I did was

Worked

Took action

Hustle


The journey wasn't straight enough , but the circumstances and results will keep you going.
Business To BusinessRe: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:06am On May 13, 2020
Good morning everyone

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