₦airaland Forum

Fountainofyouth:
I'm wondering how Jonathan and his wife will be feeling right now after romancing David Lyon when he won.

He actually won as you can see. To be honest Niger Deltans are the boldest in the South. See crowd...

Apeshy101:
One go come do the cooking for morning, you come carry one go out for afternoon towards evening.

Then you go carry the last one go see late night movie as per person wey just dey enter town from travel.

Truth be say na only one know say I dey town.

Las las, you will swim as many streams as you can and settle at one do your washing.


You don ever see OBJ question wey no get option A to C?

Your sperm,
Your body,
Your money,
Your time,
Your energy...

Loser think he is a winner

mank1234:
I came here to CHEKITAUT on new development only to find out that people are shouting BACK2SENDER. I'm beginning to feel SOMEHOW especially about the persistent EARTHQUAKE2 in this thread as it's becoming increasingly difficult to get new knowledge here except you scan through in DENNIS3D. Even THATHISTORYGUY cannot keep tab of happenings here again. This use to be a GLORYHOUSE where you get ideas. Great gees like SPYDER880 hardly visit here anymore.

Since MUFUTAU55 is not moderating as expected I may have to inform a good friend to advice EXPLORERS to ALWAYSREWARD only those who contribute positively. ONE4ME, I have taken it in GOODFAITH. No need to frequent this thread again except if KOLASHANGONE will strike them down for PEACE12345 to RAIN04. This is not only about FUTURISM but also a way to SAYDFACT.

For those looking for CHIEFSUPPLIER55, you don't need to go far. There are still good ones here. FASTSHIPPING is possible only when MONEY121 is paid trustworthy merchant. Spend your money wisely, money is not TISSUEPAPER. Not after you have been conned you come and form TALIBAN here. This is not GIST4KIDSBLOG.

Please let's maintain the focus of this thread. It's not for calling out contract defaulters.

Thank you o. It was fun to read.

Any way, your boy is still in need of cost of ratifying land in Ogun State. Anybody with useful information should help so we are not swindled or lied to at the end of the day.

Please I beg all of una. Mufutau55, spyder880, fastshipping...

cktheluckyman:
I am currently seing an Orlu girl and intend proposing to her soonest.I confided this to a friend of mine and he advised me to back off as the traditional marriage rites for imo girls are particularly expensive.I like the girl and would love to go ahead,but will like someone in the house to throw more lights on the issue.

Can someone in the house help me with a budgetary estimate for performing the traditional marriage rites(igba nkwu nwanyi) in Orlu imo state

How did this go Sir? I will like to know for my own good as well.

I do not mind spending 1M-1.5M for mine

never feed a troll

does anybody know what it will cost to ratify a land in ogun state and how it is done?

fergusen:
I wanted to submit as unregistered name to squadhelp... but they are saying its unavailable (registered).

However both epik, whois and godaddy shows its available.

Coinplicity//com (coin+simplicity)

Seems the name has dropped several times. I wonder why

great wordplay

efighter:
Even if you are born 1000 times, you will still not be qualified to be Buhari's gateman.

including your father

OrestesDante:
Partial face paralysis... So sad.

Someone who suffered similar problem once suggested administering cannabis/marijuana under close supervision with plenty of rest could solve the problem.

Igbo/marijuana is unfortunately illegal in here.

Get well soon sir

that plant is a universal cure to many things, including epilepcy

Gabkosh:
Sango strike you dead there.

Ayelala burn your preek...

Gabkosh:
Amadioha strike you dead and renders you useless and worthless.

Ogun kill you there.

Gabkosh:
Make land open mouth and swallow you live. Useless lettering soup swallowing race.

sango. orunmila, ayelala strike you dead... and make u miserable

Gabkosh:
E no go better for you too. Bitter race.

Make thunder strike u dead... amoebic hydraulic race...

I am igbo but we all should learn from this... no b to dey make noise on nairaland. Imagine what Nnamdi Kanu did with BSS when he should have worked with the State governors but because he wants to his ego massage, he wouldn't do so.

Bolustical:
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What's your business in this Amotekun of a thing?

I'm just amazed it's Igbos that are talking more about this Amotekun everywhere.

Even we that are directly affected by it are taking it calmly.

Please face your region.

SO Miyetti Alah is igbo, Arewa is igbo... who have been the people opposing it eh? E no go better for you.

etebefia:
May we not experience anything like Buhari regime again in this country.

Amen

CodeTemplar:
When this man speaks, my legs are almost shaking. The man too much.
Before the we need more factories and not churches clique arrive, I like to state that gospel ministry is Oyedepo's thing. There are businessmen called by God also and instead of pilling pressure on ministers of God's gospel, let everyone of us strive to know his or her calling and maybe the next poster will be an industrialist and be the one to own 100 factories and create 1 million jobs.

Catholic churches brought more developments to any society than pentecostals. You can take that to the bank. Both are church. Chew on that.

grandiose4ever:
I had a thought recently about the Nigerian religious space and economy and I feel sad that Nigeria is not exploiting the benefits of christianedom enough.

One can choose to look Churches from two angles as a govt. A charity or special subset of the service sector - in most cases it should be viewed as Charity. In some other cases it can help if viewed as a service. As a charity it should be tax free, as a service it should pay taxes(5% - 10%) and improve economy.

Since Churches seem to have very strong liquidity and cash flow from foreign countries - they can be encouraged to venture into other areas of the economy.

Case study: when govt liberated higher education and allowed new entrants. Winners Chapel obtained a license in 2002 for Covenant and within 20 years overtook Nigeria's first University of Ibadan founded in 1945.

I have a feeling if they ventured into healthcare and other sectors they would equally succeed.

Privately owned organisation in Nigeria often does well than government owned. You shouldn't expect less.

RisenPhoenix:
True talk. And it's not only about finances. When you open your mind to what people consider the 'dregs' of society, you will be surprised that you can find more gold than you can ever find among the 'elite'. I have had more meaningful discussions with illiterates, beggars, prostitutes, and homeless people than with the so called educated upper class who are usually prejudiced and too full of themselves to understand or appreciate life fully. I noticed long ago that my weed smoking, drunkard 'bad' friends in school were always more loyal and eager to help each other out than the so called good students, and I decided then which was the real friend. It is good that you have learnt the same lesson too.

Though this is coming late but I found out later in life that your narrative is true.

There is this guy I met in 2015 and bought plumbing material from.

We have been close ever since then and he helped me become bolder and confident as I saw he is very bold and determined.

He is not so lettered but gets by in spoken English.

The kind of fire in him is second to None... Then I noticed he knows a lot of people, so many people that can make any mechanical entrepreneur serious money.

I decided to tap into that network of his connections by coming up with products/business idea.

We have ventured into 4 different business since 2017. The first one failed because we made some inquiries behind the man we were dealing with and he found out. So that one didn't pan out.

The second one was successful 95% except for some underworld men who control the industry stopping us. Though it's a lucrative venture that even xx Millions is a small thing if not for the men blocking the free flow because its linked to Federal Government.

Now we started a new one and this one has no limitation and it will be far bigger than the previous ones.

If I had looked down in the dude, saying he is not my type and all that, we probably wouldn't have made it this far...

Viking007:
Ever thought, maybe just maybe, the reason God is "not answering" your prayers is because you've chosen to stubbornly collect money for nonsense draw tips, making people to consistently lose their hard earned money? Think about it and stop this nonsense.

It's really sad going through your profile, you do need help and gambling is definitely not the solution.

This tobicool guy still dey? Baba created one tread many years ago about street hustle.

We4all:
Your story is quite inspiring, and I'm glad things worked out for you. But encouraging people to tow your path doesn't hold sway, cos it may backfire. I know a guy who did something similar, and 10 years down the line, he is poorer than he was.

The truth is, if you can afford a flamboyant wedding, by all means, do it! This is because, weddings are memorable, and are expected to take place once in a life time.

There are three chapters in one's life:birth, marriage and death. If people celebrate births and funerals, then weddings shouldn't be less celebrated.

Nevertheless, if you can't afford a loud wedding, then opt for something small with few guests. But make it simple and classy, and don't be like the OP, cos serving his guests biscuits was in bad taste.

Being poor is one thing, planning right is another. @OP, you shouldn't have entertained your guests with biscuits,(cos I assume they were all adults). Instead, 2 mudus of rice served in take away packs could have done the magic. And if there was less money for malt, then you could have opted for zobo drinks which is cheaper and even more delicious than malt drinks.

The problem most Nigerians have when it comes to weddings is that, while they can afford to cater for only 50 guests, they end up inviting 500, just so they can have more contributions from them.

If your budget can only entertain 50 people, then plan for that number and don't end up inviting more numbers so you don't serve them biscuits just like the OP.

You missed something about the OP, which is visionary planning... how many girls will adopt this kind or go for a guy like the op?

Certainly not all these internet ones.

The woman in the OP's case is not your regular social media chic, but one from modest upbringing...

richesbhc:
Why won't they do it when the SE Governors have been uber useless no any tangible development and infrastructure been put in place always waiting for Federal government to start a project. And SE people are okay with this but they keep poking eyes in other regions of the country affiars.

God bless you.

A305:
Am I the only one or have you all noticed, if these guys want to siphone money, they come up with future projects that wouldn't be accounted for and in the end no one will ask questions?

That was how they promised stable power till they ended up privatizing. Yet, No stable power.

Broadband needs stable power to be efficient and for the end users to even untilize. Now, Seems they putting the cart before the horse.

If I get elected, I wouldn't use that expensive Benz Buhari rides in, Instead that CHEAP LEXUS on my page would do, so to save money.

bros, there are guys who sit at the corner of their homes to come up with these ideas and push it through their connects. At the end of execution, everybody smiles to the bank after some months. It is one of the most lucrative but less obvious business model in Nigeria.

It is damn too powerful to ignore but I would never use such power to push the idea to any political class or politicians because it gives them an avenue to siphon money.

The things many of those guys surrounding the man does eh, no b small. He has sacked a lot of them this year, no b small.

ivolt:
Leave to where exactly?
If you think you are secured because you enticed a girl with money, you are deceiving yourself.

Bros, no girl will stay if you do not spend... except the one wey never open eyes like that.

he will give u anything as long as u can lick his anus... RUBBISH!

Davash222:
Jigawa is one of the states with the highest number of unqualified teachers.
The North need Education not Mosques!! One needs to be Educated to eradicate mental slavery.

They do not want to be educated. Divide the country and let everybody go their separate ways.

Johans1991:
you are free to cry. Trump and kanu are gonners.
General Muhammadu Buhari is my president till 2023 if you don't like it pls use the lagoon.

may your life be as hard as Buhari has made Nigeria.

Area4Area:
You are trying to bully and provoke him with this post, rule 2 dangling on you if it is reported

1 million of you are not enough. I personally hate people who block or ask for banning, just because of little arguments.

That to me is childish.

Area4Area:
Prove to us then you're Igbo

i dont remember quoting you.

Blindersoff:
Trash Trash Trash. Who gave you the right to determine the choices any igbo man makes. Even his father cannot do that.

You igbos need to take this your delusions far away from sane people.

go fork yourself. I dont remember quoting you.