₦airaland Forum

Dittodat:
Just imagine if Dangote is an Igbo man. These loud-mouth empty barrel IPOB retards would have been chest beating like Gorrilas

Sultty:
do your research mr man. It was used in my former working place, electronic attendance register.
It will mark your face and what time u came

Go and sit down jare.

Dem tell u say na private company be this?

Sultty:
this must be a joke, sometimes i hate being in the same country as some people. If truly u want to punish people for late coming then install face id checker. It will check u in and note down what time and if after u left work without permission admin will do the needful

Too much movies

Now wey fuel don cost everybody is upgrading.

asiwajumi:
i have been thinking on what to call my own propose radio presentation record breaking show.for 72hours ...can u help?

72 hours?

You are probably overthinking it

I'm not a radio listeners. I don't know what the show is all about.

Think of the aims and objectives of the show and cave out your the name from there.

Use other previous radio shows that was successful as a guide. Not to copy the names, but to learn from them.

Must it be A-Thon

Look for other unique name jor

Creativity in this country is too low. Everywhere na copy copy.

T

Jennyclay:
Honestly, Nigerian men are so childish. They make me sick

I swear to God if any useless man try this rubbish with me, I will get him arrested and sue him for stealing my property .

Thank God I’m wiser now! I have already stated it in my previous thread, if my name doesn’t appear in the recipe of whatever gift you’re giving me then just keep your useless gift to yourself in order to avoid this sick scenario.

https://www.nairaland.com/7713639/men-should-stop-collecting-back.

Broke and useless men everywhere!!!

Your nairaland alpha boys are coming for you. Make I siddon dey watch.

Calabar1stSon:
Wished CNG was readily available. I can't be playing with LPG.

geesilver:
Somebody knew more than what we all know about this case here.... it's either JAMB or the alleged victim

Both parties might be innocent.

This is Nigeria, the cyber cafe the girl printed the result from should be investigated

I have seen website that mimic government websites before. They do this collect peoples personal data like bvn, NIN etc.

This girl might just be a victim of such website that masqueraded as Jamb's website just to collect (steal) her scratch card number.

BigIyanga:
She failed math. You have better chances of 1 out of 2 than 1 out of 1. Lol

Check your math well:

1/2 = 0.5

1/1 = 1

Unless your are talking about 1 of 2

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

This disaster of a president

Thief

Introducing car ownership certificate

What about car registration documents is that one not valid enough

A revolution should have started already since your inauguration but of course tribalism will never make the tribalistic masses start a revolution

Are we sure this is the real slawomir

slawomir use to be fun and talked with intelligence.

This one sounds like a pained tribal bigot.

Anyways life is all about change. I missed the slawomir of Old.

Igbos and dick measurements. Chest beaters for a reason.

Always trying to compare themselves with others.


Ok, una don win. Make we rest abeg.

That's the the only thing I dislike about that tribe.
I no send anybody, you can keep doing comparison till eternity, I will keep living my life the way I want to.

No be this same motor Dem dey use transport cows?

Why everybody dey too like hug this Athletico Madrid girl na?

Opolopoopolonio:
Stupid comments everywhere

People are just catching fun jare


Country hard, u gat to learn to loosen up and laff make u no go kpai unto too much seriousness.

Judolisco:
Money must be made... Even oga seun sef Don put ad for nairaland as fuel Don cost

No time to check time. Charity is too expensive

Imagine such insolence!

Too many bigots in Nigeria!

Without being told, can't you guys see that this is a political jab on Davido. Am not a fan of David but the handwriting is clear.

Strip him off his supporters, then he will be powerless.

Look at the ugly girl in the picture? Can you fvck her talk less of David doing so? This one is too obvious.

I can bet somebody's left ball that Davido didn't do any of this things.
This is the era of dirty politics, be careful what you believe.

I like that he has kept quiet, the more you try to fight this kind of things, the more you get sucked in.
Baba gat nothing to prove to anybody.

U know planes fly through the clouds. So there is no way they can avoid lightning 100% of the time.

So to tackle the issue of lightning, the body of planes are built with the idea of Faraday cage.

Even though the lightning strike the exterior, the interior is prevented from electrocution. You can read about Faraday cage to know the working principle.

So planes are built to withstand lightning.

decatalyst:
This is beautiful.

Oyinbo sabi appreciate and encourage efforts and talents.

An average black man is preoccupied with envy, talk down, unhealthy competition, and hate.

All this things are bearable except the bolded.

People that always think this life, it is "me vs him/her". They are the most disgusting people to live with.

HateBigots:
... A very SIMP le man

Godisablealltim:
people like u won't mention the imported rice is cheaper than the local product.

Not only cheaper, it is also better in terms of quality

tollyboy5:
Wetin man dey find 4 anambra?

Just imaging IPOB catch you and noticed you're yoruba. Omo!

Anything beyond SW, Middle belt and South South is a NO for me.

I schooled in the east (Enugu state). One thing I can tell you is that most Igbos are good people provided you don't go around looking for trouble.

They can be tribalistic to some extent, which is common to other tribes as well.

Each tribe have their good and bad, so Igbos are not excluded.

This election stuff is a pain in the bu*t for most of them. But I don't think it is enough to make them to start attacking other tribes.

They are ready to response to vawulence but they are hardly the ones to start it.

Suspect33:
Nairaland is finished.
From Google ads to tribalism to late news publishing and now this. Seun did this to this forum when he allowed it to be used as a propaganda machine to fester division in Nigeria and to help the ruling party remain in power.

Sane people are leaving because tribalists, incels and femcels have hijacked this once great platform

Go and develop your own platform. Pay heavy fees for daily security and upkeep, then charge nothing in return (not even ads). See how it goes.

Some of you are just stack illiterates with entitlement mentality.

Abeg make una dey speak English. What is all this for Christ sake?
How can you use 60 percent grammar in an essay meant for public understanding.

obayendo1010:
we are really decades behind, just to remove this arrow she was dissected to a size that would accumodate size 5 football.

Nigeria!, a place where a non doctor will try to teach a qualified doctor on how to perform surgery.
"I too know", one of the biggest problem secretly destroying this country.

Silentgroper:
it's transsion...


elegbon agba

By transition he meant a mid-range phone.

Most people use them as transition device just for use pending when they can afford a flagship device.

Even though Tecno has their own flagship phones, most people use all of them as transition device for real flagships from Samsung, Iphone and others.

La Liga this year belongs to FC Barcelona (Men & Women)

Girls wey Sabi.

Abeg make una dash your brothers (super chickens) some ballz make them fit they perform too.

That setup should cost between 15-20 million depending on the contractor.