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iammo:
the bet , or her goons?

. Her goons. At sixty, can she still wield such influence?

iammo:




nice one.. you cant blackmail an independent hustler who has being on the street before you were born, she just gave the blackmailer the sucker punch, such a bold gangstar move

I can bet my left wrinkled ball the blackmailer would be caught and killed.. Salawa Abeni is rumoured to roll with top coco dealing cabals and alhaji and this people wont tolerate such insult

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Really?

efosky1246:
strong partner indeed.

sha don't fall prey to all this criminally-minded men who'll leach off of you.

Good night.

My last born is four years.

efosky1246:
and you think that makes you a virtuous woman.

be there incentivising all this weakness in men.

this is coming from a man

Virtuos woman Kee you there..it makes me a strong partner.

iammo:
when aboki start burning his incent and chanting his Arabic incantation... na you go run go marry am .. now he his stock piling his buruntashi and his arsenal wish you happy new married life enjoy you nikai and your mallam

Jealousy. Tenkio

iammo:


Hajia Gandollaar don buy market

Khaldrogo is my bitch! Mind your business!

allthingsgood:
Consider that maybe it's your own brain that is firmly secured under the lock n key of hate and ignorance

What's hate? The one that threatened you with dogs and baboons or the one that threatened you with 5% inclusion and made good his threat?

The amount of hate this your moniker alone has generated on this forum makes the devil an angel! How can you sow thorns and expect roses? Fvcking hypocrito!

allthingsgood:
We knew all along

This is all wailers are good for, lies and cheap theatrics

We will continue to show you propagandists sheege! You started it.

Khaldrogo come and learn from fella. Baba is gifted.

Itemmanu:
my love no
he just wrote gibberish

Lzaa immhotep imhotep Gandollaar

Helinues is my old toy. You can have him.
I'm in love with someone else

HenryDion:
I don't understand, you mean someone cannot masturbate peacefully in his house again? If I were you and I barged in on him wanking, I will respectfully apologize and get the fuxk out asap.

But due to the lack of respect you children of this generation have, they would want to even advise their grandpa.

If I were your elder brother, I would have given you a thunderous slap that will reset your brain.

Masturbation is healthy, as long as it doesn't affect his social life or job.

Secondly, it is not a sin since the Bible made no mention of masturbation. Stop this holier than thou attitude, cause your kind has some weird sex fetish that often disgusts.

E don do oo

Children of nowadays..

fulaniHERDSman:
Mumu talk. If na me, the slap U go receive, teeth no go remain U for mouth again. Na your priick
No respect again for this world.

Lawd

isthatso:
it is difficult to have a conversation between a man speaking German and a man speaking Chinese, similarly a man with a low IQ and one with a high IQ can never have a meaningful conversation.

You are very correct

backnbeta:
This is serious and it shows how irresponsible our leaders are! But I blame the FG for allowing abroad returnees to 'self-isolate' instead of keeping them quarantined for 14 days! If an average naija abroad is aware that he/she will be quarantined for 14 days by the government, regardless of social or political status, I assure you they won't come... they'll rather stay it out abroad than experience the naija kind of quarantine

I have read a lot of outside the box remarks about this Covik one nine but this is one of the most brilliant. Very active mind you have.

isthatso:
like I said only people with a low IQ cannot see through this


Alakakija came under fire for not debunking claims she had donated 1b when she hadnt...she later responded by donating 1b.

again, only people with a low IQ cannot see through this. if he kept quiet they would have come after him and he is smarter than those who think he was noble by debunking it. I guess he knows the IQ of his followers.

With which IQ did you write this? I'm asking for a friend.

KahlDrogo:
It is not wrong my dear baby lof. I am drunk on your lof that is why.

Aww.. don't do it pls

Mmuoojukwu:
Not written for lazy folks

Oga, you are 100% on point except the reason you gave about obj not choosing an igbo as deputy.

Obj been from the south must choose a deputy from the north.

Having said that, Igbo man is still his own problem. The aftermath of the war is still telling among us. Going cap in hand always to Abuja before we get anything. The no victor no vanguish agreement was a hoax. But in this present time, I believe we should have weaned ourselves from sulking up to the winners of the war before we get anything because Igbo nwere mmadu!

Igbo nwere mmadu! Scattered all over! When are they going to rally round like the Jews did and support the Igbo cause with a very loud voice?
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Remember orji Kalus role in the primaries that threw up obj? That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. When will they stop fighting for their selfish reasons?

Umu Igbo kunie nura!!

KahlDrogo:
I love you more and more my baby. Stop being angry with me my Hajiya Loolo. May piss be upon our head as devout Shiite ibos, iseeeee.

Allau Akbar! I'm not angry my love. But I didn't know the portion was so strong.

Iyiataata92:
Bro if you're really serious' then it's 'Peace' not 'piss'

How can any sane person wish a terrorist who brainwashed his worshippers to believe if they kill for him, they would inherit 72 virgins peace? ITK!

Naughtysite:
At least he is twice smarter than the dullard you voted.

He does not need salary or tax payers money like the dullard to feed well.

He creates wealth, your daddy consumes and borrows.

When will you understand the difference and stop the daftness ?

You say feed well? If not for national treasury buying him the best Medicare money can buy, guy for don kick bucket teytey

Iyiataata92:
'Piss'? As in 'Urine'?

May Allah (piss be upon his head) forgive you

KahlDrogo:
Let us talk about shiite iboes baby.

There are just a few of on NL as many are ashamed of Alla (sawt)

On the last day, Allah ( piss be upon him) would give them their reward

KahlDrogo:
Baby what do you think you and me can contribute to help our shiite ibo brethren? Some need our help.

You cannot help anyone in this your current mental state till I find a cure for you, pls stay at home especially when I'm not there.

The love portion from my Ala Nwanyi Asaba took a bad toll on you, but you have your self to blame for that cos I warned you.

Jeez! I wanted a man that would love me and me alone but I didn't know it will turn you to a complete mumu!

Now I have an animal with a tail in front to contend with.

KahlDrogo:


A local man is angry.

Cc: Gandollaar.

I'm right under you nau.

My love has turned you to mumu finish.

I warned you to be careful because of my Ala Nwanyi Asaba

But you insisted on abandoning your wife children for a Igbo Shiite.

Now see your life inside life!

Since you tasted the milk from my dreaded Ala Nwanyi Asaba, you have never remained the same

Honestly I didn't set out to turn you into a complete mumu as I administered the portion little by little.

Chai oooo

Na to look for one small bottle cage you inside sure pass especially when I'm leaving the house

Cc. Helinues Sarrki Simplyleo ouotasystem Frlukas metaphysical johnmartus westbestside Afamed osuamaka Ruggedtimi liondeleo omenkalives omenka itsme01 kapeter metaphysical legendhero Arrewa

COVIK19:
You think Atiku is broke? Lol. You have no idea how much these politicians have stolen from us.


I think it was in his best interest to tell the truth Lol. Nothing rare about that. If he’s asked to show proof of his donations what will he bring to the table if he never donated? He saved himself from embarrassment

Who will ask him to bring proof? Me or you? It was good he refuted it cos it will embarrass him personally to see his name on a fake list and keep quiet.

TheSourcerer:
nobody talks about Amotekun again

Even fulani herdsmen sef

bikerboy1:
Obi is a wise man. He is not ready to be dragged along after the covid19 saga.

The aftermath will be huge.

You think Tinubu could not do 200b if he wanted.

They are donating with sense.

IstandWithGod:
We know you can do it if you want to...but just stay lowkey ma guy, other pandemics dey road.

Mehn..this your post.

First I read it and then read it again. Then I wanted to laugh out loud but just smiled while still surprised. Then I wanted to like it but stopped abruptly when you said more pandemic dey road! Haba!

Since the Covik one nine lockdown won't allow this gist to take place in a beer palor, I suggest mods move it to the jokes section.

Ishilove:
Is sex among first cousins incest?

I had assumed you were igbo