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PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Appeals To Surulere To Re-Elect Him Into House Of Assembly by Gatekeepers: 2:43pm On Mar 09, 2023
He's an idiot!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Buhari Impacted Lives Of Common Nigerians by Gatekeepers: 4:41am On Feb 23, 2023
So this man is still around? Chai!
PoliticsRe: Benue: Fr. Alia Takes Campaign To Kwande, Drums Support For Tinubu (Pictures) by Gatekeepers: 4:40am On Feb 23, 2023
Does it mean that our dear Rev Fr will be free to marry and also nack?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Have I Always Failed Job Aptitude Test??? Most Especially Dragnet by Gatekeepers: 4:20pm On Jul 23, 2022
Always? Ahaaaaa.... Na village people be that ooooo.
FoodRe: How To Prepare Cocoyam And Wateryam Porridge (ekpang Nkukwo) Pics & Video by Gatekeepers: 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2022
But the picture in the plate looks like early morning poopoo
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: How ThisDay Newspaper Captioned Adeleke's Victory by Gatekeepers: 9:13am On Jul 17, 2022
yinkus6750:
Everyone is forgetting the main winner of the election.
LATE ISIAKA ADELEKE - SERUBAWON
Thats the structure base of todays victory.
He will be happy in his grave now
He's gone and gone forever! He's not aware of what is happening around here from his grave.
PoliticsRe: Protest At Adeleke's Polling Unit Over INEC Officials Refusal To Upload Results by Gatekeepers: 5:43pm On Jul 16, 2022
What?
FoodRe: Shocking Price Of Groundnut In My Area by Gatekeepers: 2:50pm On Jul 15, 2022
My brother everything don cost oo, God will help us. Imagine eating bread and groundnut as dinner.

Though you want us to believe this is what you desire to eat, But the truth is that you didn't really have the bar that night, because from your write-up, you end up not buying from the second woman again due to the price. May God bless your hussle so that you can buy next time!
RomanceRe: Should I Forgive Her?? by Gatekeepers:
Whether you forgive her or not, the Reverend father will do the needful. You are here asking us, does she even need your forgiveness? What can you offer that
the Priest cannot give? She will definitely get her forgiveness from uncle Rev. Father, who will ceremoniusly conduct confessional Mass for her, and after confessions, Rev. Father will forgive her and continue bleeping her the next day, the circle continues! You are own your own.
PoliticsRe: OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, Gusau, Abdullahi Are Supporting Peter Obi - Sowore by Gatekeepers: 10:24am On Jul 15, 2022
And who is supporting your own movement? If they have realised their mistake and decided to look for who will right their wrongs, is that not okay? Just focus and run your race, or you support him as well.
PoliticsRe: Kabiru Sokoto: Boko Haram Member Arrested In Borno Governor's Lodge (2012) by Gatekeepers: 4:27pm On Jul 11, 2022
Hmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit My Pastoral Job To Be A Transporter? by Gatekeepers: 2:19pm On Jul 07, 2022
You said you're called by 'god' to open your own ministry. Is it the God of Nairaland that called you?

Better stop deciving yourself brother, if its the big G God that called you then you won't be here asking this question.
FoodRe: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by Gatekeepers: 2:18pm On Jul 07, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...


lipsrsealed
And because you're eating Indomie and Egg you're saved from poverty? In case you don't know, Termites is being eat by both rich and poor due to its richness in nutrients.
FamilyRe: I’m Tired Of Having Sex With You – Man Tells Neighbour’s Wife by Gatekeepers: 8:02pm On Jul 03, 2022
funshint:
What kind of thrash did I just read...this is a civil case or did she injure him? Journalism has been reduced to nonsense. What if the man was actually making a false accusation? Though he might be true anyway but she can still charge him for defamation.
Read again please. It wasn't the woman that went to court, rather the man called Police on her for assaulting him and Police subsequently charge the matter to court.
FamilyRe: I’m Tired Of Having Sex With You – Man Tells Neighbour’s Wife by Gatekeepers: 7:54pm On Jul 03, 2022
FoodRe: How I Prepared My delicious Rice And Stew... Please rate my cooking skills by Gatekeepers: 7:53pm On Jul 03, 2022
Juliet751:
You're a fantastic cook. Chef Kollins11!!
Of course he is, and am sure that though you are beautiful, he won't be inviting you to come and cook the next meal, so relax!
HealthRe: See My HIV Test Result!! by Gatekeepers: 7:39pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Shut up ya mouth
I don't joke around. My heart is filled with wickedness
That's why you should know that you are not totally free from HIV as you thought. Remember There's no peace for the wicked!
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: No Cause For Alarm, Gen Abubakar Is In No Serious Condition by Gatekeepers: 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2022
Even if he's in serious condition, how does that become anybody's business, was he not part of those who put this country where we are now?

He should speed up the transition abeg
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Primary: I Am Still In The Race – Bakare Reminds Nigerians by Gatekeepers: 3:10pm On Jun 07, 2022
Which Race? Werey Pastor!
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 2:09pm On Jun 07, 2022
Kaiair:
Tecno pourvoir, 14 hours battery according to what I heard

The Ba3 better pass iphone sef
I hate Tecno generally. With the little info I have gathered, I want to go for Xiaomi Redmi 10c.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 5 Northern Governors Promised VP Slot For Power Shift by Gatekeepers: 10:21am On Jun 07, 2022
As in
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 7:29pm On Jun 06, 2022
Kaido:
Redmi 10C
Thanks I will check it out
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 6:37pm On Jun 06, 2022
Is there any affordable Xiaomi Redmi with good spec?
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 6:36pm On Jun 06, 2022
Auskyd:
Samsung A03s or A03.

Really good at that price range
Okay thanks
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 4:40pm On Jun 06, 2022
turawaa:
Samsung A12

Around 80-90k….

Buy this for her and unleash the phase 2 love of your wife…
Haba!
PhonesRe: Which Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 3:36pm On Jun 06, 2022
Cypress042:
Transfar the money for me make i buy am for cool cool
Weldone ooo, you go soon fetch butter from the private part of a mad woman.
PhonesWhich Rugged Phone Should I Buy For My Woman With A Budget Of 70k? by Gatekeepers(op): 3:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
Hello Nlanders, I need to change my wife phone as a matter of urgency. Considering the Ram/Rom, Battery, Camera, ruggedness and availability of parts in the Market. Which phone do I go for? Budget is 70k.
FoodRe: How To Make Okro Stew by Gatekeepers:
But what concern Okra soup with Stew? It's only a Yoruba woman that will refer Soup as Stew. And when she finally decide to make stew she will empty the red oil container in the house,with one basket of Pepper. Just get tissue paper take follow body after tasting that Stew, because your anus will hear wheeenhiiii!
RomanceRe: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Gatekeepers: 1:36pm On Jun 04, 2022
With the way Your Virgina is scratching you for conversing with this guy, for just few hours of the day. Maybe next thing now na pregnancy, then your eye go clear.

Just 19 years old, your mate is thinking of how to proffer solutions to issues of the world. Yours is to nurse a sleepless night for a certain 'Mummy's boy.
PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu’s Fundamental Rights Suit Against DSS by Gatekeepers: 11:04pm On Jun 03, 2022
Okay

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