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Car TalkRe: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by geezyk(m): 10:06pm On Mar 15, 2023
ArticleBeast:
98 percent of the people that commented haven’t driven or owned a benz in their life. Just the usual herd mentality
Yeah! Its herd mentality, they glorify Japanese cars with inferior fake expensive parts everywhere.
Car TalkRe: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by geezyk(m): 10:02pm On Mar 15, 2023
sankeh:
Hello bro, just thought you should know a mid-class car Mercedes (W203) and likes of corolla's fuel consumption is quite similar due to Mercedes-Benz having not less than 13 different types of engines, diesel engines too, but the corrolla should not be more than 3 if at all.

My point is; the maintenance culture matters, corrolla parts are expensive as well. Most of the time the spare parts sellers adds money if they notice you don't know what you are doing. You could get a 4 cylinder W203 engine cheaper than that of Corolla. I stand corrected after your findings. If you want to try benz, make sure you buy from Europe, you go fit select the 1.8 and 2.0 options like the japs then you can compare.

The 02 Ml350 you mentioned is a 3.7 V6. I will never suggest that to newbie.
Peace
Thank you for this post, most people don't know you can get a budget Benz which is even more rugged and with cheaper parts than that thief magnet corolla, corolla engine is nothing less than 400-450 and the W203 is way lesser than that. We just like sufferhead for this country, imagine a family of 6 cramping themselves into that pangolo corolla.
Car TalkRe: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by geezyk(m): 9:54pm On Mar 15, 2023
Dshocker:
Habaaaa.....

N2.5m will only get you a good 2007 Toyota Corolla, all because you can't afford the direct tokunbo, which goes from N3.4m-N3.9m

You are yet to get a quality Japanese car for N2.5m, so why go for Mercedes Benz you can't maintain?

Mercedes cars consumes more fuel and neither are the parts cheaper.

But if you insist and feel you must belong in the society and be called a Benz gang owner, then be looking at a Nigerian used 2002 ML350.
Nigerians and the Toyota craze mentality, not everyone will love that nonsense evil contraption called corolla, he has his personal choice in a car, and that amount he has will get him a Tokunbo C200 or C230 which are even easier to maintain than that rubbish corolla thief magnet with freaking expensive fake parts.

Go for your choice and you won't regret it, replacement parts are always original and cheaper for the above mentioned models.
TravelRe: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by geezyk(m): 11:18pm On Mar 05, 2023
Talon changed the face of politics in Cotonou, he jailed all the corrupt leaders, if you have a thought of stealing from public coffers, instant jail.

Jail is jist like going to secondary school, dem go quickly dash you 6 months.

The gendarme are ome of the best, dem no dey collect bribes, no nonsense pot bellied police officers, even highly ranked police officials have duty on the road. Fear the gendarmerie!

Be law abiding and you'll win even your landlord of he does anyhow.

Nice, beaches, barely see an apartment without a gate even if its bamboo, trees are planted everywhere, night life is the best, but the place is quite expensive to live. Their girls are top notch, especially if you encounter a Togolese, Senegalese or Ivorian, top top girls.

I love Cotonou.
TravelRe: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by geezyk(m): 11:09pm On Mar 05, 2023
Zaksart:
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Please can you enlighten us on means of doing business that the OP didn't statehuh... But I heard someone saying food is damn cheap in Benin republic compare to Nigeria.... That with 1k Cefa a family of four can manage it in a day. How true can that behuh.
LOL, 1k cfa for a family of 4? Wetin you wan chop, is it for ewa, eba and dodo.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by geezyk(m):
abduleez1:
Nigerians and other Africans are one over religious, over zealous and hypocritical bunch of people. grin
People that have never given HBO any bunch of Shi Shi will now come and be mouthing off with privilege as if they somehow contribute to the audience the showrunners or producers intended to.

Fvvking understand that you are not the target audience and you never bring anything to the table to even matter in the first place. Your box office is literally non existent to big Hollywood movies, so your shouts and noises are useless.
Later they'll be shouting they "shove this shït in my throat". 😂😭
It's simple, you don't like this movies or TV shows from Hollywood, you can simply stop watching and let everyone hear word. You're not forced to watch. There's Mount Zion and Passion of Christ movies to watch to help you grow and maintain your sanity and spirituality.
Life no hard.


Anyways, the showrunners of HBO's TLOU has this for you and gives zero fvvks. They said you people should CRY MORE!! 🤣🤣👌
While trying to sound woke, you actually sound dumb, calling all Nigerians hypocrites cos majority of us are against gay shi, And yes! That episode was totally uncalled for, a full episode for fvcking old men porn, now thats cringe.

The hypocrisy is the fact that these people will tell you it's wrong to be polygamous, and y'all accepted it as truth, and now they tell you fvcking your fellow men or animals is the best, and you mfing aśślickers take it as truth, cos you see yourselves subdued to worshipping the whites.

5yrs ago, there was little to no lgtv scenes in movies, but now, they want to shove it down all out throats, they should continue though. It's not like I'm messed up in the head like y'all.

Reason Africa will never succumb to their ploys.
PropertiesRe: How ‘yahoo Boys’ Influence Skyrocketing Rent In Cities by geezyk(m): 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2023
marlow1962:
Lol

Yahoo boys abi yahoo+ boys?

Before I found this my present place, the house I wanted to move into, the owner told me 700k for 2 rooms and pallor(second year 650k). I was like ah ose e cost o, and he said you no know say the house get pop. I told him point blank " na pop I wn chop"
I saw many boys there (both the ones were get gle and glc full there).
Omo I have to look for another place, many reasons made me move
1-if I gv that man 700k for first year, how certain am I that I can cuff out that huge amount the second year
2- the boys there are too raggedy and lousy

The place am staying now is 350k, room and palor
spacious but no pop. I love it, cool area, light is okay, clean compound and cool neighbors (tho I hardly associate with them).
Abeg, which area that your new apartment dey.
PropertiesRe: What Kind Of House Can I Build With 3m by geezyk(m): 12:44pm On Jan 24, 2023
Na werey people full this forum

Op, you can definitely build a 3bed bungalow with that amount assuming you have a land already. My cousin and I embarked on building our homes at same time, we got a land at Ota, after cannanland. We decided on producing blocks for ourselves. A bag of cement will produce 45- 50 max very strong blocks. MAN Diesel trucks of sharp sand worth 42k and workmanship of 800 naira per bag of cement. Arrangement of blocks to lintel level and workmanship costs almost 400k.

Roofing took the most costs, buying the wood costs 450-470k and the roofing sheets was about 700k.

Na the finishing dey chop most money.

If your site is situated in a remote area, building costs will be cheap. Don't allow anyone discourage you, use laborers situated where your site is and ensure you monitor them closely, you'll definitely get value for your money. No allow all these NL kids to brainwash you, no be everybody go build Adenuga house style.

You 3m will definitely go a long way.
CelebritiesRe: N-Power Fraud, “D’banj's List": ICPC Discovers 20,000 More Ghost Names by geezyk(m): 10:04am On Dec 09, 2022
Dem no dey ever mention the people on power that collided with dbanj to launder the money.

This country is a joke.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithe In The New Testament: Who's Wrong Between Daddy Freeze & Nigerian Pastors? by geezyk(m): 9:10am On Nov 27, 2022
Una no go like show me the Twelve tribes of Isreal inside Nigeria, pastors go dey claim Levi grin grin like say dem be israelis.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by geezyk(m): 11:30pm On Nov 15, 2022
Carot:
The crab feeder is dead. Hurray! Daemon killed him
Guy/Girl wetin be dis nah, watch your series in peace and stop spamming the thread with unnecessary nonsense. Thank you.
AgricultureRe: I Turned My Home To Garden Of Eden by geezyk(m): 10:17pm On Nov 11, 2022
seguno2:
The Netherlands that has 1.6% agriculture contribution to GDP with 1.2% employed in the sector? Compared with 17.9% and 17.2% for industry in GDP and employment respectively? While services have 70.2% and 81.2% respectively?

Why are you trying to mislead people? For what gain, brohuh
I hope you also know that 54% of the total land mass of The Netherlands is used for agriculture.
AgricultureRe: I Turned My Home To Garden Of Eden by geezyk(m): 9:58am On Nov 11, 2022
seguno2:
Please how many of the countries that we fast and pray to japa to, have their economy as measured by GDP, dominated by agriculture? Is it Britain, or America, or Canada, or even Malaysia?

Have you thought about how an individual’s productivity is much higher in manufacturing and services sector than in farming and ranching? Do you realise that greater focus on manufacturing and services sector will drive returns to farmers and ranchers higher?

So while farming is good and necessary, manufacturing and services sector are better for the overall economy.
Seems you've never heard of The Netherlands ��
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by geezyk(m): 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2022
Who's watching The Peripheral here. This one is a hit already oo. And I love the southern American accent, and a little bit of Irish too. Y'all try this one out.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by geezyk(m): 11:03pm On Oct 13, 2022
The way people badmouth LOTR-TROP on this thread will make one wanna discard the whole show, I've learnt not to take your views as sacrosanct. I've always tried to form my opinion basically on what I view and what I can tell you is that I'm currently enjoying TROP more than HOTD. I can't wait for a new episode to drop.

It seems many of you follow crazy show critics online and just go with whatever they say.
PoliticsRe: Video: Soludo Marks Six Months In Office With 60km Road Constructions In Anambra by geezyk(m): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2022
northbird:
Most local contractors don't deliver, they don't honour agreements. A typical scenario is your everyday artisan.
Start jailing them to set an antecedent.
PoliticsRe: Okada: Fear Grips Riders In Lagos As Statewide Ban Looms by geezyk(m): 10:01am On Sep 18, 2022
The Ban on Okada in the inner streets is soursweet, but I won't lie,it's crazy, now I can't take bike to Iya lamu to get my favorite amala meal, cos Okada, and the roads are not motorable at all, I'm even afraid to take my car out of my street cos of the deplorable state of the roads. Noise pollution reduced drastically, and the roads are less crowded also.

Oshodi is the centre of Lagos, but the bad roads contained therein is an eyesore, keke riders are always lamenting and fixing their tricycles every time.

Fix the roads and ban them totally,
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 9:44am On Sep 18, 2022
temi4fash:
I would give it a try this week or next.

Am looking to buy this non sticky pots..
Bro if you don get am, make we know.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 9:34am On Sep 18, 2022
harmargedon:
I believe most of us don't know what's going on, I don't think anyone would see an original advert by the owner and end up buying from a person who purchases with the intention to re-sell.
Baba, na racketeering oo, there's spending power, and he can buy it all off the seller at a whim. If I'm a seller too, I'll sell to him too, but the problem is, he'll still sell to you at a profit on this same platform he got it at clearance prices.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 6:06am On Sep 18, 2022
jFrankNorfleet:
No! I get that people like him and he's trustworthy but this ain't proper and someone needs to say it!! I have nothing against him but I'd say it as it is

I've taken several "risks" to get items here too at cheap prices but I shouldn't create a business around buying with the intention to sell it here again as that in my honest opinion defeats the purpose of this thread. when someone advertised his new Caterpillar safety boot here I bought it cuz I wanted to "use" it. something worth over 50K was sold to me for 12K. now imagine me "taking the risk" to buy it with the intention of advertising it here for 20-30K? someone also just advertised PS3 for 30-35K and I think it's neat or new. imagine me buying it for the sole purpose of selling it here for 45K? That shouldn't be. I do understand the fact that one can buy something and later resell due to several reasons but buying with the purpose of profit shouldn't be.

The silence of several people here about this is highly disturbing cuz we all know deep within us at least that this reaction wouldn't be the case if this were Uniquewise or 1kbabyshoes, people I observed created a business around this idea too; they were driven away from the thread due to this and now that it's someone more well known and richer(?) there's silence? we might as well close the thread already if this is going to be allowed.

This is partiality.

this is not only directed at you but to others that's been silent so far but we know they would've reacted differently if this were someone less popular
Bro, the silence is actually deafening. What's currently happening defeats the purpose of this thread in its entirety, I guess his popularity on this forum is why many people are keeping mum and not saying a word, while deep down they know it's wrong.

I'm currently targeting a 6x6 orthopedic with bed frame, but dem fit don snap am up before I even saw it, and then inflate the price cos.... profit.

Na everywhere cabal dey my guy, as long as its your person doing the wrong, it's fine, but it's unacceptable for any other person.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 11:44am On Sep 14, 2022
kulex2k1:
Household items for SALE !!!

GOTV - 5,000
DSTV - 8,000
Samsung galaxy watch active 2 40mm black with small hairline crack - 40,000
3 set Sofa with Pillow, Fabric - 150,000
Kiddie princess reading table and chair - 5,000
Kids Plastic chair and Table - 3,500
Plastic chair and Table - 4,000
6x7 wooden King-size bed frame and mouka orthopedic mattress 150,000
4 layers shoe rack - 5,000
HP Mini Laptop (faulty battery) - 10,000
Small freezer (top paint fading) - 25,000
LG standing fridge with top freezer - 50,000 - SOLD
Gas cooker and oven 4 gas, 2 hot plates (Some of the burner need servicing due to blockage they burn slowly) - 50,000
1.5hp split unit AC (working well but not a popular brand) - 30,000
3 ORL 60" Ceiling fan - 5,000 each
Washing machine front loader - 50,000
Stabilizer 2000va - 15,000 - SOLD

Location - Alapere, Ketu, Lagos.
WhatsApp for further discussions and pictures.
09153097699
Galaxy watch 30k
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 11:43am On Sep 14, 2022
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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 8:08pm On Sep 11, 2022
Abizz:
According to this poster.
This television attached is 30k, the ancient chair is 40k and you could get the attached stool for free if you decide to buy two of the useless chairs. If you can't afford to buy two then you could just buy the stool for 5k.
His grandpa's properties.
Awon olofo poster.
Thank you oo, cos na me wan give am swear before, he wan sell grandpa properties at cutthroat price. Awon omo akotileta.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 7:15pm On Sep 10, 2022
Abizz:
Broken screen, spoilt keypad and yet intend to sell for 80k? Compaq nx7400?
Abi bobo yi fe soriburuku ni?
This one don turn am to vawulence.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2022
Toma2:
We don talk, we don tire..
Those ones renewing their advert on every page, we don tire to see una market..
Abeg loud am
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 12:55pm On Sep 10, 2022
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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 12:55pm On Sep 10, 2022
[quote author=kulex2k1 post=116529902][/quote]Can it fly for 30k
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 11:13am On Sep 10, 2022
ojehmario1969:
Lol
250 what grin grin grin
The way people quote price on this clearance sales ehn! Even market people gan dey fear.

IF YOUR ITEMS IS NOT ON CLEARANCE PRICE OR SALE, ABEG OPEN THREAD FOR YOUR ITEMS AND MARKET IT THERE. THIS SPACE IS FOR CLEARANCE SALES ONLY.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 11:06am On Sep 10, 2022
kulex2k1:
Household items for SALE !!!

GOTV - 5,000
DSTV - 8,000
Samsung galaxy watch active 2 40mm black with small hairline crack - 40,000
3 set Sofa with Pillow, Fabric - 150,000
Kiddie princess reading table and chair - 5,000
Kids Plastic chair and Table - 3,500
Plastic chair and Table - 4,000
6x7 wooden King-size bed frame and mouka orthopedic mattress 150,000
4 layers shoe rack - 5,000
HP Mini Laptop (faulty battery) - 10,000
Small freezer (top paint fading) - 25,000
LG standing fridge with top freezer - 50,000
Gas cooker and oven 4 gas, 2 hot plates (Some of the burner need servicing due to blockage they burn slowly) - 50,000
1.5hp split unit AC (working well but not a popular brand) - 30,000
3 ORL 60" Ceiling fan - 5,000 each
Washing machine front loader - 50,000
Stabilizer 2000va - 15,000

Location - Alapere, Ketu, Lagos.
WhatsApp for further discussions and pictures.
09153097699
Pictures of the Galaxy watch please.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2022
Onyeka90210:
Few left
40K.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by geezyk(m): 9:49pm On Sep 09, 2022
Fitzzy:
Relocation sales! Relocation sales!

Location: Egbeda Lagos

Call or WhatsApp 08101747673

NoS House Items Descriptions Price
1 4 pcs ORL ceiling fans ₦40,000.00
2 Century Rechargeable fan ₦20,000.00
3 Sarafoam 4.5ft by 6ft by 16" bed ₦60,000.00
4 Mouka 4.5ft by 6ft by 16" bed ₦60,000.00
5 4ft by 2.5ft Wooden Bed frame ₦20,000.00
6 Vitafoam 4ft by 2.5ft Bed ₦30,000.00
7 Elepaq 2.8 KVA Generator model SV4800E2 ₦50,000.00
8 Haier Thermocool 2HP inverter Air conditioner Genpal (white) HSU-18LNEB-01 ₦250,000.00
9 Haier Thermocool chest freezer model HTF-219HA, 219Litres ₦120,000.00
10 2 electric pressing iron (steam and normal) ₦10,000.00 each
11 Mother care Baby cot ₦10,000.00
12 Vitafoam Baby bed ₦5,000.00
13 Baby Walker ₦10,000.00
14 Tommy tippee Baby microwave sterilising unit ₦15,000.00
15 Convertible Baby bed and carrier ₦10,000.00
16 2 Baby Carriers ₦20,000.00
17 Samsung 26" LED TV model 26EH400 ₦30,000.00
18 LG Home theatre ₦20,000.00
19 TV stand ₦10,000.00
20 Midea Twin tube Washing machine model MTE60 -P1302S ₦40,000.00
21 Sostar Table cooker ₦12,000.00
22 Thermocool Standing cooker model: SC503G-A premium ₦100,000.00
23 12.5 gas cylinder ₦10,000.00
24 Center table ₦30,000.00
25 4 pcs Side tables or stools ₦60,000.00
26 A set of upholstery Parlour seats(2 single-seaters, 1 double seater and 1 triple seater) ₦100,000.00
27 200L Water Drum ₦10,000.00
28 Set of plates ₦5,000.00
29 Set of pots ₦10,000.00
30 Sets of tumblers for ₦5,000.00
31 Microwave ₦5,000.00
32 Bread toaster ₦5,000.00
33 Singsung DVD ₦5,000.00
34 GoTv decoder and antenna ₦5,000.00
35 Res step up and down transformer ₦10,000.00
36 2 Rico water purifier ₦20,000.00
37 Century Automatic Voltage Stabilizer CVR-TUB 5000VA ₦10,000.00
37 Century Automatic Voltage Stabilizer CVR-TUB 1500VA ₦10,000.00
Bro, can you post pictures of some of these items? Atleast to get a sense of wear&tear in order to bargain responsibly

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