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Omo! I dey run am 4h before, my barber codedly change am to 5h forming, "I don't have 100 naira change" 2 weeks when I went to have my normal low cut wey be say I no dey carve shape, the man say na 1k oo, after he don cut half my hair reach half, I just vex pay am the money, now I'm looking for 5h barber or buy clipper for my wife to start cutting my hair.

You no add Clapperboard TV. Na that station I learn foreign 90s songs.

ecolime:
Modern Ads are personalised/targeted to users using cookies. For you to see Loan advert everywhere, it means that's what you search online the most.

No! This one isn't a targeted ad, I don't have any loan app on my phone, neither do I search for loans online, it's becoming frustrating.

landmark86:
Funny country
Citizens with greediness
Oral B that I bought #650 last month was sold to me #750 last week

Oral B na 800 for here oo.

ibinaboonline:
The downside is that it will damage your engine in the long run.

This is a big fat lie, it even preserves your engine cos it burns cleaner than petrol, only downside is you need to check your oils and spark plugs regularly because the engine runs dry.

Heroicvic:
Men are the prize

Forever.

Sope otilo.

I smell sabotage, high profile businessmen onboard.

DeeBaDan:
They would get affordable housing around boundary communities. Example. Ikorodu. Arepo. Mowe. Ofada. Sabo after Ikorodu

These are communities they'll get decent apartments without breaking the bank.

Same thing I meant, after getting the accommodation, isn't it almost same as going back to the village? Cos there are no jobs in those locations, and will still come back to the city center. Na transportation costs and stress go kill them.

DeeBaDan:
There are always cheaper options.

I.e room and parlor in cheap areas then they both try to earn monthly

In this Lagos where average rent for room and parlor in a face me I face you environment is around 120-150k, unless they relocate to ogun state or outskirts of ikorodu.

If you like don't check. All of my exes till I eventually got married I dey always check their phone, if.you like make you be virgin Mary, I go still check.

I'll pretend not to know your password whenever I ask to make a call with your phone. You'll believe I'm dumb, till midnight when I wake up to read all your texts, chats, call logs and everything on the phone, then I make my decision based on what I saw.

Check for your mental health and sanity.

Heroicvic:
She saved my name as Victor eleko😂 my head wan blow that day

Later she changed it to orangutan saying I'm annoying her

But today, guess what

This chat reminds me of my ex Rosslyn.

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Evolutionlove:
Make the Thread no Cut

If e cut ehn! Many people go follow am.

Came4amod:
Na mumu all of you be .. how man .. a whole man ?? You are just lazy and want to stay in your comfort zone

Cos you're a man, you should forgo comfort and die abi? Count how many landlords dey your street, and count the landladies too, I wantu check something.

He say a whole man, half man nko. You had it easy doesn't mean same for anyone, had a friend who left home before any of us, we alway used his apartment for our girls runs. He was successful, married had a kid. Last I heard, he's back to his family's house after life happened, and we the oldies at our parents' have all left the hood. Different strokes for different folks

flokii:
I'm not asking people to live beyond their means.. Just stating the way things should be in the ideal manner. It can be slightly different in actual sense.

I know parents don't usually want their kids to leave especially their favourite ones but then one has to find his/her path in life and taste the real world. You can never compare someone that started out in life as early as 20yrs to someone that got spoonfed by the parents up till 40yrs. The way they see life and manage resources would be different.

The summary of my post is if you have a job and have the means to be on your own at 25yrs, just go and live your life.

For you to be successful, you must be ready to leave your comfort zone and survive in the wild.

I get what you mean, but the economic situation of this country will make you feel like you're lazy, people are going through a lot, graduates are literally littered everywhere with nothing to show for it, I believe no one is born lazy, armed with the right tools, we'll do better.

flokii:
Anything you do up to 22-23yrs is still okay, highest 25yrs you should move out and be on your own..

Y'all be setting stupid standards. Do you think life works in same way for everyone? Even though he doesn't have a job at 25, he should move to live under the bridges abi?

Na people wey give una internet I dey blame.

Life hard my people, the minimum rent for a one bedroom apartment in this Lagos is 350k, total package 600k. And if I'm saying minimum, I mean outskirts from Abule egba down to Alakuko, how can someone on a minimum wage afford to live in a comfy place.

Most of us grew up in face to face apartments, and we never wished to have kids there, but you see this naija economy go humble you nah!

If you're privileged to still live in your parents house, stay oo, and save your money towards something profitable, and also settle some bills at home, so dem no go use body hitting kill you.

Many people are just holding on by a thread, it's crazy out here mahn.

zed7:
It's lazy people who complain of the economy everytime. Why would a man in his mid 30's live at home? Such a man has no ambition.

Go and rent a room in a face me house, go and be a bus conductor or any other manial job. It's much more dignified than to be a free loader crying about the economy.

Too many men have become weak and lazy. I see them all around, even online begging for 2k. Weak and lazy set of people.

It's better to earn 20k a month than not earn at all. Even if you earn 20k, get two of such jobs. Foolish people everywhere. Except you have a health challenge or deformity, there's no excuse for you.

He say "Even if you earn 20k monthly,get 2 jobs" like the first job that he resumes 7am and closes 7pm will allow him the time to even think of eating, not to talk of getting another job.

Na the reason men dey die early be dis, working like an elephant and they die before 50, looking all tattered.

krestblaq:
235k sir

Ok,

[quote author=krestblaq post=122753687][/quote]Guy! How.mich are you selling last, make I buy your market.

UYAGA1010:
it's not yet a python, it's a puff adder. A very nice white meat.

Oh! So you mean a grown up puff adder becomes a python?

foleskay:
Na lie. No phyton can kil any big cat not even a hyenas. I watched on natgeo wild just yesterday how a hynea snatched a baby antelope from d jaws of a rock phyton. It was so funny and weird how it did it. It snatched d meat and a pyton ran away.

Hyenas are d ultimate meat thief in d Africa jungle. Jv seen where hyenas steals meat from lions and cheased them away. Dem madt gan

Be like we watched the program late last night, around 11pm.

krestblaq:
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Heroicvic:
You be mumu

Bit you be thief, you wan dey claim wetin no be your own. Ole.

Heroicvic:
Omo I was the one that posted this only for nairaland mods to bring it down

I'm seeing the exact content and I'm not even joking at all

See you in court @op and nairaland owner @seun

You sef go lift am from Twitter, both of una be thief.

olaboy33:
The project is still in its first phase from Agbado to Oyingbo.

Oh! Ok. Thanks.

olaboy33:
Yes, the red line will be integrated with the General Aviation Terminal One of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport.
Both stops are withing the MMI airport.

There is an Orange line in the books which will link Ikeja to Agbowa.

But, I don't see any rail tracks around the local airport or international Airport road to suggest such.

willibounce1:
Rail projects shouldn't stop them from fixing the inner roads in the communities. They need to focus more on the grassroot where they get their votes from and stop trying to please their elite friends who don't even vote.

Those inner roads na die, grassroots is the koko, there are many streets you can't even take your car into in Lagos state, I believe they should look inward and do the needful.

olaboy33:
Breakdown of the red and blue lines.

The 2 stops in between Agege and Murtala Mohammed airport, what are their names? And does the train deviate to the airport too.?

Gidah:
But the herd you even talking about sometimes these people for sure do know more than us ,imagine someone making a life out of been a critics and you are telling me you know more than them ,following critics review is normal so reading reviews before movie is normal and you can't tell me say you get sense pass more than thousand of critics wey dey review movie .

No! Maybe they know more than you, but not all of us, and yes! You people follow herd mentality cos mr A - Y says it's good, You Mr Z will follow. Movie critics have their own bias towards a director, producer or even an actor, making them rate the movie low, learn to critic a movie and from your understanding critique the movie yourself.

Baddestguyp:
so you're hyping a show you haven't watched?
Why? Just because critics said it's good? So it's automatically good?

Makes me wonder how many shows/movies in that your list you've not seen but you're giving the "goated status"

These critics are people just like you...they are right and wrong sometimes

This your reply funny die, reason I don't even check ratings or critics choice before watching a series or movie. Omce I hit Ep5 or 6 and I ain't feeling the zing, I abandon it. Even if the ratings are high. My choice my views.

Like someone said, "If Imdb or rotten tomatoes rate a series or movie poorly, that movie is great"

Ps: Everything everywhere all once is a shitty movie by the way.